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*...that | *... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]? | ||
*... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]? | |||
*...that | *... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack? | ||
*... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training? | |||
*... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]? | |||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples? | ||
*...that | *... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]? | ||
*...that [[ | **... that Chris is working on it!? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16? | ||
*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]? | |||
*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris? | |||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | ||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]? | ||
*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense? | |||
*...that Chris | *... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]] | ||
*... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville? | |||
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*...that Chris | *... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality? | ||
*...that | **... that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197? | ||
*... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]? | |||
**... that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story? | |||
*...that | **... that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll? | ||
*... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]? | |||
*...that | *... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?" | ||
| | *... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]? | ||
*...that Chris | **... that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week? | ||
*...that | *... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | ||
*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise? | |||
*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]? | |||
**... that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]? | |||
*...that | *... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair? | ||
*... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]? | |||
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*...that | *... that Youtuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 59 episodes long? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? | ||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it? | ||
*...that [[ | **... that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? | ||
**... that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor| mixed semen with Fanta]]? | |||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | ||
*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? | |||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]? | ||
*... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? | |||
*...that | *... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]? | ||
*...that [ | *... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]? | ||
*...that | **...and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]? | ||
*... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on? | |||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]? | ||
*...that | *... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris drove [[Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''? | ||
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and | *... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]? | ||
*...that [[ | |3= | ||
*...that | *... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0? | ||
**... that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? | |||
*...that | *... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions? | ||
*...that [[ | *... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|MLPG5 is cancelled]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons? | ||
*...that [[Clyde | *... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | ||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]? | ||
*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]? | |||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | ||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]? | ||
*... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"? | |||
*...that | *... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]? | ||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject? | ||
*... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? | |||
*...that | *... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)? | ||
*...that [[ | *... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[ | *... that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]? | ||
*... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Mario|Italian]]? | |||
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*...that [[ | *... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]? | ||
*...that | *... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]? | ||
*... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | |||
*...that [[ | *... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]? | ||
*...that [[ | *... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | ||
*...that | **...and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]? | ||
*... that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life? | |||
*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]? | |||
} | *... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"? | ||
*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later? | |||
*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]? | |||
**... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]? | |||
*... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people? | |||
*... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer? | |||
*... that Chris once [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|said Pain is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN? | |||
*... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him? | |||
*... that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | |||
**... that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means? | |||
*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]? | |||
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*... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious? | |||
*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]? | |||
*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]? | |||
**... that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo? | |||
**...and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]? | |||
*... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]? | |||
*... that [[Ivy]] was real? | |||
*... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? | |||
**... that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"? | |||
*... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched? | |||
*... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]? | |||
**... that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]? | |||
*... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? | |||
*... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]? | |||
*... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | |||
*... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | |||
*... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | |||
*... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence? | |||
*... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]? | |||
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]? | |||
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*... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]? | |||
*... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''? | |||
*... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]? | |||
**... that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? | |||
*... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? | |||
*... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu? | |||
*... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it? | |||
*... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]? | |||
**... that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? | |||
*... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]? | |||
**... that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]? | |||
**... that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]? | |||
*... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan? | |||
*... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | |||
**... that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? | |||
*... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eating pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day? | |||
*... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | |||
*... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet? | |||
*... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | |||
*... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]? | |||
*... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing? | |||
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*... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | |||
*... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]? | |||
**... that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]? | |||
*... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]? | |||
*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | |||
*... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | |||
*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]? | |||
*... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | |||
*... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult? | |||
*... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]? | |||
**... that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]? | |||
*... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]? | |||
*... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]? | |||
*... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]? | |||
*... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]? | |||
*... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]? | |||
**... that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band? | |||
**... that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band? | |||
*... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]? | |||
**... that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community? | |||
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*... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]? | |||
*... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]? | |||
*... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''? | |||
*... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]? | |||
*... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]? | |||
*... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | |||
*... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | |||
*... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}? | |||
*... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks? | |||
*... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]? | |||
*... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"? | |||
*... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]? | |||
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video? | |||
*... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]? | |||
*... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video? | |||
*... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]? | |||
*... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]? | |||
*... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is? | |||
*... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]? | |||
*... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}} as a means to criticize [[transgender]] people? | |||
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- ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
- ... that Chris went to a a gay bar on a few occasions?
- ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
- ... that MLPG5 is cancelled and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
- ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
- ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
- ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
- ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
- ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
- ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
- ... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
- ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
- ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
- ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
- ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
- ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
- ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
- ... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art?
- ... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?
- ... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian?
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