Johan

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Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris. Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)

“	You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!	”
Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent

Johan
Information
Name	Johan
Gender	MALE
Nationality	Possibly English
Race	White
Occupation	Ex-gay porn star Sperm donor

Johan the Bully was a former gay porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which Chris insinuates is AIDS). He was a rival to Chris-chan in his quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.

Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with Sam and Ellen, the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps, such as Megan Schroeder and the Cakefarts incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.

Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off wherein each would make videos proving their sexual prowess, with the person with the most votes getting to impregnate the Lesbian Couple. Chris would go on to call Johan a bully with an STD and therefore, regardless of the videos' content, people should vote for him anyway. Johan has remained completely silent, however.

While Chris's video managed to shock and horrify the internet, Johan's video of him making love to an unnamed Asian slut (who also happened to be the same type that Chris made love to earlier) only proved his sexual performance skills, better body and larger non-bent duck. This showed in the polls, putting Johan at a 16 point lead after almost 7,000 votes.

Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.

In 2019, members of the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server convinced Joseph Draft, a documentarian, that Watchman Naught was Johan. The reason why they did this was never revealed. This led to a four hour conversation between Joseph and Naught where the former ended up face-doxing himself.

See also

• SingStar Challenge

External links

• Sextape mirror https://www.mediafire.com/file/xzcclpdwzbbuyf0/ekppsw.mp4/file (NSFW)

References

Lady Managers Saga
The Players:	The Prizes:
Chris Lady Managers Francine Sam and Ellen Johan	Doxing Jeff/Francine Chris's Specimen Sample Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement CWC Responds to a bully named Johan Lesbian Sex Audition

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