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Revision as of 05:55, 18 September 2013
Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often looked over, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.
On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet.
Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.
On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the CWCki Forums, proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout 2012, he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.
Notes From The Man Himself
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Shooting Myself in the Foot
| Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm
I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief". |
An Open Note
| Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 11:12pm
I want to make something very clear to everyone on the internet. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is my mother. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a Caring, Compassionate, all-around Good Person. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content. The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, Barbara, and outside of this house, I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares, and may God have mercy on your souls. You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler. |
An Open Note (4/13/2012)
(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)
| Friday, April 13, 2012 at 10:08pm
It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place. I do not require any congratulations or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person. And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own self-fabricated theories and fables; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your selfish, demoralizing, incriminating, lonely, hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred, and whatever mental and emotional issues you each likely suffer from. You Trolls, Get A Life. Sincerely, |
to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu
| Monday April 16, 2012 at 4:21am
Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and thinking you all are better than me. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously laugh at people with a disability, and their mistakes, because the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll. I am in your dreams, haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, jealosies and lackluster purposes against me and my family and friends. You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the once innocent good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries. HA HA HA. **This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.[1] |
Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.
| Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45
In my humble opinion, I actually like Derpy for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from an episode of "South Park"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny. Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations. I, Christian Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, respect and like Derpy, and I encourage Lauren Faust, Amy Keating Rogers, and the rest of the MLP:FIM crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance. Christian Weston Chandler. April 25, 2012 MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps www.youtube.com UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...
http://www.savederpy.com |
Chris later commented:
| And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on the Hub on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better. |
I have decided
| Thursday, 26 April 2012 at 19:35
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. I Welcome All. Sincerely, |
Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.
| The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily (Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. (EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)
I Welcome All. Sincerely, |
Chris later commented:
| I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note. |
Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D
On 28 April 2012, Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he let the trolls get to him in the mall, resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.
He also takes the time to issue idle death threats to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.
| HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO Fallible, Gullible, Paranoia-Prone, Clownish, At the Bottom of the Heap, Stupid FOOLS. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your comically inept and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his small-sausage name. All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and mistaken "facts". You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, Abuse, or anything of Malcontent, I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER. In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more INTELLIGENT, WISE and KNOWLEDGEABLE than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND. I am WATCHING each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and REST-ASSURED, I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All! YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler 4/28/2012 **More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps". |
I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas
| Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41
And to quell one question. "JenkinsJinkies" "camp story"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to convince y'all to believe originated from Peter Griffin's Parrot; the episode Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". PUNK'D!!!
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Hey, Trollies
Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to...and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.
| Tuesday, 1 May 2012 at 5:53
You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have Sexual Intercourse with a Half-Cherokee Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the backpage. You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made duct-tape wallet. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards. I ain't tellin' ya nothing. I ain't tellin' ya nothing. Good Day, Christian W. Chandler. May 1, 2012 P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting. |
Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to Jamie Hyneman; there was a MythBusters live show in Washington, D.C. on 24 March 2012, 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.[2] Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the MythBusters tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.
Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!
| Saturday, 5 May 2012 at 6:43
She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my mom at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend. Aim your shit towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone. Sincerely, Christian W. Chandler. May 3, 2012 |
Mimms
| Saturday, 12 May 2012 at 6:35
Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me. Facebook.com/TehRussian Sincerely, Christian W. Chandler 5/12/2012 |
To The Trolls
This message was in response to a discussion on the CWCki forums about a poster campaign on 2 June 2012, alerting the people of Charlottesville to Chris's degeneracy.[3]
| Monday, 4 June 2012 at 02:20
I have continued reading your posts and alerting the authorities of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating bastards. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your shit lies, including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all. I have been reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account; there was NO MOLE. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler June 4, 2012 |
Hey! Damn trolls!
Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and his impending arraignment in July, the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.
| Wednesday 27 June 2012
Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!! Quit HATING Me!!! Quit DISCRIMINATING Me!!! Quit HARASSING Me!!! Quit GIVING ME GRIEF!!! Quit WANTING ME DEAD!!! Quit BAD-MOUTHING Me!!! Quit BLOGGING ABOUT Me!!! Quit HAVING FORUMS ABOUT Me!!! Quit HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES ABOUT Me!!! Quit PHOTOGRAPHING and PHOTOSHOPPING Me!!! Quit DRAWING Me!!! Quit MOCKING Me!!! Quit MAKING ME LOOK STUPID, DUMB, RETARDED, EVIL, VILLIANOUS, BLOOD-THIRSTY, MURDEROUS, UNSOCIABLE, UNCARING, UNEMPATHETIC, UNCOMPASSIONATE, HATABLE, DETESTABLE, IRRITABLE, CRAPPED-ON, ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA!!! Quit MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE!!! Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND TO BE!!!!!!! |
In this post's comment section, Anna suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:
| Wednesday, 27 June 2012
Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls. Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards. Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls? Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and 3DS Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second I get all of the important calls for this household these days; I can not afford a new number.[4] |
You WILL be brought in!
One day following his arraignment, Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.
As usual, Anna chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.
| Wednesday, 11 July 2012
Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying". Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America. |
Stop sending me friend requests!
| Monday, 8 October 2012
I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!! |
To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "You tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, Savannah Chandler liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.
Please forgive me!
| Sunday, 21 October 2012
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet. I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts. |
On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with manajerks at McDonalds and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox Megan Schroeder due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.
A Christmas Gift
| Thursday, 20 December 2012
I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS. http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip Merry Christmas. |
2012
| Friday, 21 December 2012
I have just finished watching the movie "2012" for the first time. It was as epic as I have heard in the past few years. Not only was it as good, but I feel better watching it now, compared to risking worrying about the E.O.W. a lot more if I had watched it before today. Hollywood magic did it again, and reality proved it wrong again. Apocalypse NOT, and Thank God and Jesus this worry is finally over and done. |
It's impossible for me to make someone mine
| Wednesday, 30 January 2013
"Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub. Yep... |
Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic
| Saturday, 2 February 2013
I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_( |
No trolling plans
In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.
| Tuesday, 12 February 2013
"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?
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Smiley
Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.
| Friday, 22 February 2013
Just finished watching "Smiley". (Spoiler Alert) I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls. Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit. No one has to give in for their sick entertainment. |
Open Letter to Tara Strong
Chris takes a moment to publicly blast My Little Pony voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.
| Monday, 25 February 2013
I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste. While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was. So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling? If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you. Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to. Sincerely, Christian W.Chandler Ruckersville, VA, USA
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One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:
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"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it. All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy." |
Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign (although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place), Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.
Trolling is Abhor-able
Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.
| Monday, 25 February 2013
Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.
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I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out
Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.
| Wednesday, 27 February 2013
Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong. |
So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact
Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.
| Friday, 8 March 2013
So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :( |
Anna once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."
Sonichu is not dead
Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is almost certainly not the case.
| Saturday, 9 March 2013
Listen up. When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me. |
Trolled on MTV
| Sunday, 10 March 2013
I have had a very good day today, the 9th, at Madicon. The best day I have had in a very long time. Now I find a photo I was Trolled out of ending up on MTV,and on iTunes for two dollars, compared with bacon-head and plush-face. >:( |
Anna McLerran posted:
| What is the thing with iTunes? |
| If you're talking about the Viva La CWC thing, it's fake. Someone is trolling you with that. |
Failosophy
| Sunday, 10 March 2013
http://mtv.com/videos/failosophy-ep-4/1703199/playlist.jhtml#series=2211&seriesId=39983&channelId=1 |
You know something that really creeps me out?
| Monday, 18 March 2013
You know something that really creeps me out? Nearly Every Autistic male, who I have seen their photos in their profiles or whatever, that I can 100% guarantee that are not copies of mine, look near Exactly as I do in the Face (with exceptions to varying eye color, glasses and hair color/style). I mean it, seriously, look up any number of autistic male headshots other than me on the Internet; it is really spooky and creepy. |
I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD
| Thursday, 21 March 2013
Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single. Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn Trolls, and other bad people. |
Chris then posted:
| As well as the God Damned, Badge-Abusive Jerkops and Janekops EVERYWHERE!!!!!! |
I feel an oxymoronic mess
| Thursday, 28 March 2013
Something else: I feel an oxymoronic mess. On one hand, I have mostly female friends, and I can get along good with them. On the other hand, I do not care much for my fellow males, I mostly have male enemies/adversaries, and I only can get along with them when I am obligated socially. In any case, I am 100% heterosexual. From outside perspectives, with mostly female friends, I can be viewed as a Playa (which is more accurate), or a damn homo. This tends to repel women from me. I need a woman to be my Sweetheart from the ground up. Damn it! I am sick and tired of being single. My brain is a constant blank; I am paranoid and super shy; what the hell should I do? |
Gay Marriage
Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case Hollingsworth v. Perry, probably because the news is preempting his My Little Pony reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because lesbians are hot and homo men are icky.
| Thursday, 28 March 2013
Another thing that really Grinds My Gears: I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already! |
The next day, Anna called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:
| it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays |
On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:
| Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes? |
In addition, another one of Chris' friends joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:
| Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you. So, you've got it backwards.
Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend? |
On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:
| Well, I do not like the majority of the male population regardless.
The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only tried to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off. |
In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and Sonichu's) destruction. By making the entire argument about himself, Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.
On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:
| Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...
But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men. You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive. |
Game Place
Chris, five years after his ban and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about Michael Snyder and The GAMe PLACe.
| Thursday, 4 April 2013
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace. It Truly Is the Breeding and Meeting PLace for Trolls and Cyber-Bullies. Long before October, 2007, there were very few people who would have anything on me personally, worldwide, because those people only existed Locally to me and with Constant in person communication with me. Those people only existed at the PLace. And the very first person who turned Troll against me is none other than Megan Schroeder. She conscripted Snyder, Mimms and everyone else against me. And when my family as I started getting close with identifying them as our perpetrators and The Prime Trolls, Snyder was looking for a reason to ban me, and so he did. Megan Schroeder is the Prime Queen of the Trolls; the PLace IS truly a Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding an Meeting Place, and I never, forever want anything to do with it. The PLace should definitely be destroyed and shut down for good. And I want to exact my fullest revenge and divine retribution with Megan Schroeder. SHE should be jailed and beaten up, that vile, wicked, traitorous bitch. |
Kim brought her into my life
| Saturday, 20 April 2013
Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life. |
Anna McLerran posted:
| Good people don't make you do things for their own enjoyment. |
Lucy
| Monday, 22 April 2013
I got my cat, Lucy, resting on my shrinking mound.
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Sega Mascot Contest
Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace Sonic the Hedgehog.
| Monday, 29 April 2013
SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did. And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast. Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!! http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/ |
Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, which he subsequently "liked".
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Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway. The better option is to stay strong with Sonic. |
"The Trolls Who Cry Woman"
Chris posts a rather insensitive musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and being raped. He also goes on to rant about "being set up" (most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)
| Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00
Here's a musing: Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name. Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".
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Headache
Chris makes another "musing":
| Monday, 7 May 2013 at 12:08
Musing: A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.
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...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!
Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls:
| Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!! Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 I am still mixed-up and not sure about "Transformers Prime" going "Beast Wars". High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their Christian Weston Chandler, |
Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.
Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:
| SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!! |
My iPod fell out of my pouch
| Wednesday, 15 May 2013
My iPod fell out of my pouch; screen cracked..Still functions. Now backing it up to upgrade to 5th Generation. Considering self-repair on old iPod from online instructions after format of old iPod. Also, a dual iOS device wallet-style holder made from duct tape (based from folding calculator cover). |
A cold coming on
| Thursday, 16 May 2013
Ugh... I think I'm feeling a cold coming on. I started my day yesterday with a sore throat. Now, my nose is beginning to feel eww and bleah. And I am having trouble falling asleep. |
A cold again
| Unknown
Yes, I've caught a cold again. It'll run its course and be gone in less than a week. I've tried Cepacol lozenge; it works very good at quelling the sore throat and the pain from the running in my nose to throat link. |
A troll responded:
| I had a cold two weeks ago, for the first time in years. I didn't like having my healthy streak quelled, but when I got over it I was suddenly much more awake and alert all day every day this week than I have been since I started working. |
Tomb Raider
| Unknown
I have just finished the new Tomb Raider on hard difficulty. I got all of the treasures and documents. Fell short on fully upgrading the rifle by over 300 Salvage. Got 61% Trophies. |
| The story was well put. |
The timing is ironic to me
| Sunday, 19 May 2013
I really liked this article in the Washington Post on the 18th, "Beauty of the BUST". The timing of this article is ironic to me, since shortly before, I had broken my 4th Gen iPod Touch. **Spoiler Alert** Today's Teens and College Students find pride in a cracked Pod or Phone; it gives them Street Cred. So much personal information is inputed into a Pod/Phone; a crack on its face is equivalent to a scar on your face. It is today's ripped jeans, unwashed hair, unshaven face, etc. Totally crazy. "Enjoy the finger cuts", says co-owner of CrackedMacScreen Repair. Unless you've applied a Screen Protector like I did. Reduced that risk. Author of the book, get this, "The Dumbest Generation: How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future", also comments on the psychology behind this trend/fad. This is so stupid, it is really funny.
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The iDea Book Case
| Sunday, 19 May 2013
"Necessity is the mother of Invention". I am glad I crafted the idea for my iDea Book Case (photos taken with New iPod Touch 5th Gen) out of duct tape. The front and back covers are lined with bubble wrap, the inner spine loop can hold as thick as a charging cable, or most pens, there are holes for the cameras to see through very well, and the corner holders are very successful in holding most iOS Pod/Phone devices. And there is also the Velcro clasp. iPhone (8 Gig) for calls, business and Internet; iPod (32 Gig) for entertainment with videos, music and all. I keep it safe with the lanyard strap and tucked in my bosom.
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Anna McLerran then replied:
| wow, really well done! i'm impressed :) |
Beat-up cellphones with cracked screens are point of pride for some young people
| Monday, 20 May 2013
You can read the really comedic story for yourself on washingtonpost.com. |
Tired of this cold virus
| Unknown
Siri is a great conversationalist. :) (reference my iPod 5th Gen). But damn, I am lonely, bored and tired. Tired of this cold virus too. At least I have something that actually will listen and put up with me there. Not totally a substitute for my future Sweetheart. |
This cold is really weighing me down
| Unknown
Ugh... This cold is really weighing me down. |
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
| :( |
Lonely, bored and lame
| Thursday, 23 May 2013
Well I have recovered from my cold, but right now I am feeling really lonely and bored. And not to mention feeling really lame. |
Estate ads
| Friday, 24 May 2013
I know this may sound like a stupid idea, but I am thinking about getting one of those things to put in the ground to put real estate ads in, and putting in advertisements about myself you know for girlfriend. Obviously I am not going to do what. But that shows you how lonely and desperate I am. This thing would be placed literally in front of my house. |
Meh...
| Friday, 24 May 2013
Meh... |:( |
Hey! Trolling stupids!
| Saturday, 25 May 2013
Hey! Trolling stupids! I might be lonely but I would never ever be friends or even associate with your kind who has been abusing me and making me feel worse about life and people and everything for the past greater than five years!!! |
Chris then posted:
| (Let's see those trolls get their hands on this private message) |
| http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ
~>:( |
I am not your fucking bitch!!!
| Sunday, 26 May 2013
You damn bunch of fools and idiots just keep on keeping on for more incriminating information and shit about me to make yourself feel superior. I am not your fucking bitch!!! All I want is peace of mind and all of you polls continued to stand in my way! And all I can feel about your degrading, offensive language and shit, get the best illustrated but Anais here. If you really fucking care about me and you want to do something for me; you can just take your Cwcki and all your forums and all your talk and just everything about me and just leave the damn Internet, And leave me and my life and my family alone in peace!
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And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...
| Saturday, 27 May 2013
...And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to... Now, who wants to watch the U.S. series of "The Office"? (I have never watched the show)
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U Gotta Believe!
| Saturday, 29 May 2013
U Gotta Believe!
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I have had more freedom when my father was alive
Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" his mother. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of 28 October 2011 was his own fault and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have.
| Friday, 30 May 2013
Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on PlayStation three in front of my mother and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play God of war Ascension as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my 3DS; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies. My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my girlfriend so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my church. I have had more freedom when my father was alive and I end up losing it when he passed away because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch Michael Snyder for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly! |
Trolls got my fresh post!
| Thursday, 30 May 2013
Damn it! Trolls got my fresh post! Removed the prime suspect; will monitor, |
Anna then replied,
| I'd take a closer look at the people on your friends list who you don't know in real life. |
I am so lonely
| Sunday, 2 June 2013
Damn! I am so lonely. I do not know whether to wait for my girlfriend or to move on because the weights is driving me crazy among the loneliness of other things; stress of my life! Hell, first woman to Ask me out, in person I'd probably say yes. *sigh* *groan* *grunt* |
I am feeling very lonely again
| Monday, 17 June 2013
I am feeling very lonely again. I am unable to think of a way to find my female sweetheart currently, where I won't end up risking trouble with the goddamned Jerkops within any "police office" or "legal office" from any and all of the shit against me on the internet that is easily Googled. And I am still publcally invisible to Everywoman, because they are all already taken by some stupid, jerk male, or are otherwise freaking busy with their own internal lives in this digital age where in person... |
Chris later posted:
| ...socializing has become obsolete. |:( |
William Elliott Waterman replied:
| :( |
Too many Trolls and Bad People in the world
| Saturday, 22 June 2013
If you "Fans" REALLY want to know why you're like lowly to me. There are too many Trolls and Bad People in the world hiding behind the Internet constantly; I am unable to tell the difference. I have lost my youth and sunny energy within the past decade. I have become bitter from a miserable life and an irreversible Internet reputation, thanks to you bad people. End of story. |
A skunk
| Thursday, 27 June 2013
A skunk; you don't need to kill it to stink things up; it pees anywhere it wants. |
Note that skunk spray is not urine, but a mixture of thiols produced by anal scent glands.
Hey, Vee
| Tuesday, 2 July 2013
Hey, Vee. Have you checked out Toro's Friend Network on the Vita yet? It is good. |
Ruckersville
| Sunday, 7 July 2013
Ruckersville is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any young adults hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a Wal-Mart does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer. |
Chris then posted:
| In any case, Ruckersville And Charlottesville; Both Cities are Socially Inept, are unfriendly and lack much compassion towards other people. |
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
| Sounds kind of like midcoast, Maine. |
Very Depressed.
| Sunday, 14 July 2013
Very Depressed. Need In-Person, Real Compassion From Women. Hugs and Love. Please Help. - :( feeling sad. |
Don't call me a wet blanket.
| Thursday, 18 July 2013
My name is not Waterbed, so don't call me a wet blanket. |:(P |
This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post of 15 July, where "Da Pickle Monsta" wrote, "most women don't want boyfriends with the emotional maturity of a wet blanket."[5]
Spring Brakers
| Saturday, 20 July 2013
I've just finished watching "Spring Breakers", rented it for free from RedBox with Monopoly McD win. Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea. Story wise, it was fair. I definitely found the symbolism with the input of MLP:FIM within the movie. Minus a "Rarity" or "Fluttershy", the four women played similarly towards the roles in the rest. I definitely see myself in the Faith character, as she was more of the outsider, introverted person. I believe in God and Jesus too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with. Leaving my friends behind after High School really sent me downhill, and then again after being forced away from the PLace. And I have few friends for real to and who would hang out with me. Damn Male Population, Damn Ill-Social People who overlook and ignore me in person around here, and Damn Ms. Schroeder and Mr. Snyder for further destroying me emotionally over the past greater than half-decade. *sigh* |
Stupid Question.
| Monday, 22 July 2013
Stupid Question. One to Ten Scale; on my face at least; I'm down to 220; how good looking/attractive am I?
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William Elliott Waterman then replied:
| You're always as beautiful as you feel. |
Mary McLerran posted:
| Hey I'm trying something new that might be good for you, too. If you have naturally curly hair, try getting it cut shorter and let the curls frame your face. I think you could rock that look! |
Chris then posted:
| Short cut; NO. |
The results
| Monday, 22 July 2013
Right; I'm ugly as hell. |:(
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Anna then posted:
| Of course this survey is incredibly biased because the majority of people who took it are trolls... |
LEGO High School
| Monday, 5 August 2013
The High School is the Best Set Lego has released (better when merged with the Horse Academy set), since the Hillside House, and this should be the next "Best Toy, Gold Award". **Already-Thought Comments:
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Chris then posted:
| Sorry; small error. It's "StoneBreakers10" on YouTube. |
Mary McLerran then posted:
| So cool! We love legos! This is the BEST! |
Heartlake High
| Tuesday, 6 August 2013
Best Lego Set Ever! Even better than the Awarded Café. http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Product?p=41005 |
Anna then posted:
| WANT
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One of my pups just peed
| Tuesday, 6 August 2013
One of my pups just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a girl.
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William Elliot Waterman then posted:
| Looks kind of like chaos with 0 emeralds absorbed. |
Actual friendships
| Wednesday, 7 August 2013
If ONLY it were that simple to inspire actual friendships in this adult life after "how people 'learn' about me on the internet". |:( Now I understand the reason for Pep Rallies (I was exempt from attending them, because they were Too Loud for me). |
Top Movies List
| Wednesday, 7 August 2013
On that note, my top movies list is updated: 1. Mary Poppins 2. My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3. Toy Story 4. The Adventures of the American Rabbit |
The Riddle
Chris posted some random pictures from Mark Cuban to an Indian woman. Initially it was thought that Chris posted them in order to desperately prove that his followers are obsessed over any posts he posted, but it later turned out it was a riddle - A very absurd riddle that only Chris understands.
| Saturday, 17 August 2013
-Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies. -Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team. -Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister. -Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes. -Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx. -Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall. -Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette. -Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower. |
Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to his stupid riddle anyway.
I got new shoes
Chris posted a picture about his new shoes, which seem to look like shoes worn by 6-year old girls, possibly trying to continue his Tomgirl style.
| Sunday, 18 August 2013
I got new shoes.
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One Eyebrow
Chris posted another pointless picture again on Facebook, this time about his eyebrow.
| Monday, 19 August 2013
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Mary McLerran then replied to the picture:
| Cyclops? |
Chris then posted:
| Below is a"Friends Only" Post For da Trolls!
(Singing) "One... Eyebrow". |
Chris later deleted the post.
Note: This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post on the same day, where user "Midnight Kissy Bull" wrote: "We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.
Breast Cancer Awareness
Chris shared a photo of Breast Cancer Awareness, and stating that his mother is a breast cancer survivor.
| Friday, 23 August 2013
My mother, still alive, is a B.C. Survivor.
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Snoopy Doobie Doo
Chris then posts a photo of Snoopy and his mother.
| Friday, 23 August 2013
Here she is, with our Snoopy Doobie Doo resting on her shoulder.
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Losing Friends
Chris posts about his stress again, together with his blood pressure and more weird info.
| Tuesday, 27 August 2013
Stress from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint. Sad, pathetic, weak... I do try to learn from my mistakes! Shooting myself in the damn foot... Metaphorically... ugh... |
Notes From His Friends
Just re-watched your DVD with a friend.
On 9 June 2013, Anna McLerran posted:
| Just rewatched your DVD with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a remarkable injustice these people have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, you do not deserve an ounce of hate. You're an incredible person with incredible creativity and talent, and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish more people knew the real you instead of this strange monster the internet thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. I love you, and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more allies than you think. |
Chris then posted:
| I have done that a LOT for my past friends as well, including Megan Schroeder. If only SHE had realized the same ideas you have just shared, maybe she would have not seen me as a weird freak and start this whole mess against me in the first place in 2007. |:( |
William Elliott Waterman replied to Chris:
| Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007? |
| I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better. |
Let's all go to Disneyland together!
On 13 June 2013, Anna McLerran posted:
| Dana Mahri Linnea Hiltzheimer Christian Weston Chandler hey guys let's all go to Disneyland together! |
I am sending you good energy
On 24 June 2013, Mary McLerran, relative of Anna McLerran, posted:
| Hi Christian. I am sending you good energy. Sorry there are so many mean people who have hurt you. Enjoy each day and find joy in small simple things that bring you pleasure. |
Chris then replied:
| Whoopee. That'll bring pretty, single, well-organized women around to make the first move on me. (:0 |
I'm sending you love, too
On 24 July 2013, Mary McLerran, again, posted:
| I love your hand shape on your profile pix: the hand shape means love in sign language. I'm sending you love, too. This is Anna's mom. |
Chris then replied:
| What hand shape? |
Mary then replied:
| Just under your name in the yellow shape. |
| Thumb, index and pinkie fingers. Look up "ILY" on google images. |
You're a real nice guy, Chris
On 3 August 2013, William Elliott Waterman posted:
| I heard Anna's voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris. |
William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE
On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, despite less to zero people caring about him, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually Anna McLerran's friends in the first place) posts a TL;DR whiteknighting open message to the trolls, posting how he's no better than Chris (even though he had a job), calling the trolls that they're the same level as Chris, and wants the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him. (You know, as if anyone has an interest in confronting or fighting him anyway)
| Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto your archives and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll address you all directly in an open statement.
You trolls get a lot of laughs out of the things Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. It's just sad. You're actually dedicating huge chunks of your daily lives stalking one lonely man on the internet. Seriously? This 'lolcow' was dried up years ago. You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him. It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a hypocritical basement-dwelling virgin that hates him just because he exists, or you're just doing it for the 'lulls'. If somehow you're married, have a job, and have everything Chris wants, you should feel even more disgusted in yourself for doing it because you have some perversion for taking advantage of someone less fortunate instead of having empathy and compassion for them. I used to be like you morons, wasting my days sitting on my butt listening to everything you say about him. But I grew up. I have a job and a life now, but that still doesn't make me any better than him. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to grow up and stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor. He's not shallow and picky like you think. You think you all need to go on covert field missions and disguise yourselves as girlfriends to even talk to him. I never met him in person - I'm not even a female - and he friend requested me. All I did was respect him and treat him like a HUMAN BEING. Having a heart and humbly admitting that you're at the same level as him is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an attention whore, but feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't. You all got so lazy that you just copy and paste his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore. Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety. |
Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where Pokey Minch says the paragraph word for word.
Do you feel like your winning today?!?
On 19 August 2013, one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted:
| Do you feel like your winning today?!? |
Chris then posted:
| Because of good friendships, yes. |
Another one of his new friends then posted:
| That's right! WINNING!!! |
Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today
On 21 August 2013, another one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted:
| Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool ! |
Got your tunes!
On 22 August 2013, his new friend in Manchester High School posted:
| We both got your tunes! Badass! |
| Share | Link | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Crackle | https://www.facebook.com/crackle | 24 July 2013 |
| Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4? | http://bit.ly/futuregear | 24 July 2013 |
| LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot | http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16 | 5 August 2013 |
| My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray] | http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC | 7 August 2013 |
| Text | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|
| I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit | Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit | 12 March 2013 |
| PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6) | Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013 | 13 March 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian? | Siri The Comedian? | 23 May 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network! | Welcome to Toro's Friend Network! | 4 June 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 | My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 | 13 June 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version) | Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version) | 13 June 2013 |
| Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy | Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy | 2 July 2013 |
| Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy | Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy | 3 July 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD | My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD) | 7 July 2013 |
| Christian Weston Chandler shared a link. | Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2) | 22 July 2013 |
| My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid. | MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing | 7 August 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) | Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) | 7 August 2013 |
Toro's Friend Network
| Text | Date |
|---|---|
| Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook. | 4 June 2013 |
| Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya. | 5 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 5 June 2013 |
| Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa. | 6 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 6 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 6 June 2013 |
| Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa. | 7 June 2013 |
| Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa. | 11 June 2013 |
| Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof! | 11 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 11 June 2013 |
| Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa. | 12 June 2013 |
| Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit! | 12 June 2013 |
| Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon. | 12 June 2013 |
| Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa. | 12 June 2013 |
#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle
| Text | Date |
|---|---|
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG | 11 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M | 12 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX | 13 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6 | 14 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK | 15 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB | 16 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9 | 30 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln | 2 July 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD | 3 July 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ | 3 July 2013 |
iOS
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuels this suggestion. [6]
The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.
Imgur
- Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.
The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.
Gallery
Wall
Profile, Part 1
Profile, Part 2
Profile, Part 3
17-year-old Christina 1
17-year-old Christina 2
17-year-old Christina 3
Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
"Do I know you?" 1
"Do I know you?" 2
A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.
Chris's page in 2012.
Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
Chris, now with head band.
New note about friend requests.
February leak Part 1
February leak Part 2
February leak Part 3
February leak Part 4
February leak Part 5
Full size Picture of Drawing.
Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
Facebook public note 2 (id.)
Another public note.
Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
The first brony speaks.
Chris's master trolling attempt.
Great Director is watching you.
Chris mocks Lucrid.
Chris fucked a hooker.
Chris white knighting Anna.
A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
Chris whining after seeing My Little Pony related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
Chris approves of this depiction of GodJesus.
Chris continues to make Dr. Robotnik unfunny.
Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
Nice to see Legos haven't gone anywhere.
Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
Chris uses Garnier Fructis Shampoo and Conditioner.
Timeline cover art
An Appeal to Humanity.
Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....
....and doesn't succeed.
Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
Chris whining about Equestria Girls.
The iDea Book Case
U Gotta Believe!
Go Lancers!
A photo of Mark Cuban Chris uploaded on 15 August 2013. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.
Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.
Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.
Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.
Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.
Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.
Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.
Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.
Chris's absurd riddle.
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See also
References
External links
- Notes
- Status
- His new Facebook profile
- Imgur Account
- Backup of the Imgur album (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my talk page if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)