Teen Troon Squad

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Lukas Sampson
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Name	Lillie Celeste Simpkins
Also known as	Lukas Simpskins Lillie Celeste Simpkins FFEMemberLukas ThatKidd910
Age	18
Gender	Male
Nationality	American

The Teen Troon Squad are a group of trolls who began manipulating Chris towards the end of 2018. As their moniker suggests, they are known to be trans-gendered and half of Chris's age. Because of their activity in trolling Chris at around the same time as the Idea Guys, there is often confusion as to who exactly is responsible for what. Don't be fooled however; as regardless of who individually is responsible, collectively they are all weens.

The Teen Troon Squad originally met Chris when two of their members purchased his 32-page porn drawings on eBay for $1,000. As of April 2019, only one member has been fully exposed, while the rest have wiped their presence off the internet completely.

Identities

While the Teen Troon Squad were noticed by Kiwi Farms from the start, observers had no idea to what extent they had become involved with Chris. References on the forum to them smoking marijuana with Chris date as early as October 2018, while the first direct references to them occurred days before the transaction was completed. Still, however, their identities are rather discrete; largely due to them being prepared to delete their social media presence.

Lukas Sampson

Lukas' Facebook avatar.

As the time of writing, Lukas Sampson is the only known member of the Teen Troon Squad, with the others only being known by their first name and aliases. Lukas' identity was exposed in a confusing tweet from 25 December 2018, in which he (or at least someone pretending to be him) roleplays as Magi-Chan before doxing himself. This goes to the extent of providing his full legal name, new home address, and a phone number. Once this was released, Kiwi Farms quickly began attempting to archive all of his profiles before he was able to erase his online presence. Unfortunately, only so much was saved before they took notice.

Other members

"Devil" details the purchase.

There are only two other known members of the squad, and information about them is scarce. One of them is only known by their first name, "Celeste", while the other is only known by their online aliases "Devil", "wxlfdxg" and "Sxvxnd". The latter helped Lukas purchase Chris' porn drawings.

Behind the scenes

Much like the Idea Guys, the Teen Troon Squad's trolling occurred largely behind-the-scenes. Only very scarce amount of content was ever released until December 2018; but unlike the Idea Guys, these releases had been done willingly. Because of this, accurately estimating the extent of their manipulation is impossible.

"Lot of 32 porn drawings"

On 24 April 2018, Chris posted an eBay listing of 32 porn drawings he had produced over the years, including the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG. Though the listing was quickly pulled within a few hours (Chris hadn't categorized the listing correctly), Lukas expressed interest in buying the art on twitter. He wrote:

@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can

Chris reluctantly complied, relisting the drawings as "Artsfor lukas". This purchase would be the set up for the entire Teen Troon Squad saga.

In-person visits

Chris and the Teen Troon Squad posing for a picture

“	Honestly, I wouldn't advise it. He smells like cat piss and told us he wanted to fuck his mom. 0/10, would never do again. He made me into a part [of] Sonichu, it was awful.	”
Lukas, on why you shouldn't spend hours upon hours interacting with Chris in-person.

Seeing that Lukas' address was in Virginia, on 27 April 2018 Chris decided to deliver the items to Lukas and "Devil" in person. Surprisingly, Lukas' parents let Chris come in, despite the squad consisting entirely of minors. This would be the first of many visits, as Chris and the Teen Troon Squad would hang out regularly for rest of the year. These visits are evidenced by numerous archived social media posts, as well as a video leaked of Chris smoking marijuana at Lukas' house. What exactly occurred at these meetings is unknown, but all of the information released seems to imply that they primarily consisted of role-playing. For example, in Chris with Teen Troon Squad, he points at the air, states "I love you, Cryzel", and pretends to make out with her. When asked by a Twitter user about Chris' behavior in-person, Lukas described him as somewhat "rapey", stating that he had no personal space whatsoever.

He would kiss on us, hug us, rub on us, press his head against ours randomly, get incredibly close... He is really rapey, it's awful. Especially because at the time, we were all minors.

Hilariously, Chris also had some of his own complaints about Lukas, angrily posting a tweet revealing that Lukas had attempted to convince Chris into buying alcohol for them.

No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!

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  Lukas stating the item had been delivered, marking the first meeting.

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  Evidence of a hang-out occurring on 14 July 2018 with "Devil".

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  The original texts from Lukas regarding Chris.

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  Note the writing style.

The reveal

On 25 December 2018, a person posing as Magi-Chan posted a tweet linking to a (since taken down) Pastebin, now referred to as "The 'Teen Troon Squad' Reveals Themselves". This Pastebin elaborately doxes Lukas, revealing his birth name, home address, and a supposed phone number. The author then lists some details regarding the Dimensional Merge, before expanding on what the Teen Troon Squad had been doing. They reveal that the group had been "spend[ing] a lot of time opening [their] mind[s] by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like Christine." Naturally, when the link was first released, there was much speculation as to who had actually written the tweet. The author claimed to be Lukas himself, stating:

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

However, to many, this read as if there had been a third-party involved. Ultimately, it was determined that it had to have been done by someone Chris had trusted with his password; significantly narrowing down the suspect pool. A follow-up tweet from Chris later called the author a "gremlin" trying to divide him, Lukas, and The Captain. This "gremlin" was later revealed to be "Arfoire", a Hyperdimension Neptunia villain that Wise had planted into his head months prior. The most important revelation is the mention of The Captain, who Lukas would later claim was responsible for doxxing him.

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  "The Captain is the lovely person that doxxed me."

Relation to the Idea Guys

See also: Idea Guys

“	No matter how many times I die, somebody somewhere will pick up where I left off.	”
Joshua Wise, during The Bad Beginning.

As stated before, because of how close these trolls' activities were to the Idea Guys, it's difficult to determine exactly which videos were made under their control. The Teen Troon Squad got in contact with Chris only two months after Null freed Chris from the Idea Guys' grasp. Lukas (and presumably the other Teen Troon Squad members) have used this uncertainty to their advantage. Repeatedly, they have infiltrated into Chris's accounts, leaked content, and then pointed the finger at Wise and Boyd; and time and time again, Chris has taken their manipulation at face value. Because of this, we can be certain of one thing: Lukas has been given access to numerous unreleased Idea Guys videos.

Trolling activities

Below are summaries of the Teen Troon Squad's known trolling activities.

Dimensional merge

Main article: Dimensional Merge

Much like the Idea Guys, they played into Chris' fantasies, with Lukas himself often pretending to be possessed by Magi-Chan. The person writing from the perspective of Magi-Chan in the reveal explains some important details about the dimensional merge including:

• "everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time"
• "we hibernate"
• "and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged"

The author also states that due to time dilation caused by the merge, from the perspective of Earth, the merge will take 20 years to complete and end in the year 2038. It's worth noting that Chris has since dubbed this fake news.

Introduction to cannabis

The disastrous effects of a life on drugs.

See also: Chris with Teen Troon Squad

Sometime during one of their in-person role-playing sessions, Lukas introduced Chris to cannabis. What resulted is captured in a 38-second long, showing Chris high on marijuana while pretending to make out with Cryzel. Chris later angrily clarified on Twitter that he was not, in fact, constantly high.

Chris with Teen Troon Squad
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Leaked content

Twitter leaks

One of the earlier Twitter leaks.

Main article: Twitter#Leaks

Throughout 2018, Chris-Chan's Twitter account was hacked several times by an unknown individual claiming to be associated with the Idea Guys. It seems more likely, however, that they were being posted by Lukas given that they occurred long after the Idea Guys were taken out of power. The leak also included footage that was later leaked in full by Lukas onto /cow/, making his involvement all the more likely. Regardless of who actually leaked the videos, Chris himself believed it to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.

/cow/ leaks

In December 2018, after Lukas was doxed, he began leaking content onto 8chan's /cow/ board in hopes of appeasing the trolls. While normally, those posting to the site would be protected under the guise of anonymity, Lukas stated plainly who they were, even linking to their personal twitter account. Eventually, they began backtracking after being targeted by Kiwi Farms after the release of All Star; but it was already too late.

28 December 2018

Lukas leaks Discord logs from Chris, in which Chris discusses how he damaged his high school ring. These logs are dated 18 December 2018, and take place in an unknown Discord server.

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29 December 2018

Lukas posts an original Sonichu character and medallion Chris had created for him, named "Luka Sonichu". The drawing is dated 23 August 2018. The post's message blatantly admits that they are Lukas, as does the image. He also starts a seperate thread, where he leaks a video of Chris screaming at his toilet.

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30 December 2018

Lukas, in a desperate final attempt to appease the troll community, begins leaking the All Star masturbation tape. He reveals to them that he is leaking the content in the hopes that trolls leave him alone.

look i cant change my phone number. my mother and friends use it to contact me. id rather her not know something happened on here. please leave me alone. i'll give you everything i have on chris if you do.

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The last message Lukas posts that day is another plea for trolls to stop texting him, and offering to tell the whole story to anyone who messages him on Twitter. He links one of his own tweets, which has been transcribed below:

if anyone wants to know the truth on what happened, feel free to inbox me im more than happy to tell you all about christines lovely adventures and set things straight

31 December 2018

See also: All Star

Lukas, satisfied that the trolls now seem to be leaving him alone, finally posts the rest of All Star as a reward.

since idiots are starting to get a clue and leave me alone heres the rest. i dont care chris aint going to do shit to me becuase my mom will sue him

Chris's reaction

On 29 December 2018, while Lukas was still in the process of releasing content, Chris actually saw that Lukas had been revealing information about him. He tweeted out:

I just want Everyone to know how ANGRY and DISAPPOINTED I am with Lukas Simpkins of Lynchburg! How DARE You Insult your OWN Special Sonichu! Despite ARVORE making Him saying Horrible Things, I feel there is Bad coming from Lukas, Himself. No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!

Backpedaling

Upon realizing the newfound attention that he'd attracted from All Star, Lukas frantically began backpedaling on Twitter. Once again, he attempted to use the Idea Guys as a scapegoat, but few were convinced. This is because of the overwhelming amount of context and framing that would have to have been done for little-to-no gain.

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  "I only released ONE video."

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  A far cry from "i dont care chris aint going to do shit".

See also

• Chris with Teen Troon Squad
• Twitter Leaks
• Dimensional Merge
• Chris and reality

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