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David Heilberg

Information
Name	David Heilberg
Gender	Male
Known for	• Defense lawyer for Chris on his incest charge
Nationality	American
Occupation	Lawyer
Saga	Jail

David Heilberg is Chris's defense lawyer for his incest charge.

Places	Jail Updates	Writings
Jail Saga
The Players People: Chris • David Heilberg • Praetor (Caden Peck) • Kenneth Engelhardt • Barbara Chandler • Spooky Bones • Rocky Shoemaker • Helena Fiorenza • Edmund McMillen • Eels and the Egg-man • Flutter • Spamton G. Spamton • Zombo • Cory Allison • The Crusader • Bizarre Bazaar • Cele stia • Michael Afghani • Jacob Sockness
Central Virginia Regional Jail Western State Hospital	Jail Communications Jail Art Jail Art (reverse side) Neo Spiritual Christianity Jail Letter Gifts March 2023 Praetor Interview Autism disorder deferred disposition	Chaos Crystal Control The Life and Times of Jesus Christ
Coinciding Sagas: GOPony

People

v • d • e Family

Immediate family	Christian Weston Chandler • Bob Chandler • Barbara Chandler

Pets	Patti • Chandler Cats • Clover and Snoopy

Other	Anne Boleyn • Aunt Corrina • Aunt Harriet • Cole Smithey • Daniel Weston • Savannah Chandler • Uncle Tom • Minor Family Members • Chandler family tree

v • d • e Acquaintances

Hobbies	Joseph Herring • Daniel Mimms / Lucas • Pokémon League friends • Kevin Fairchild • Midnight Moonflower • Flutter

Desired acquaintanceships	Caitlin • Lindsay Kaye

Collaborators (creators Chris promoted)	Bryanfrogboy • ChuuChuuRocket • Don Lashomb • Edmund McMillen

Women (cut ties with Chris)	Megan Schroeder • Faeryn • The Wallflower • DoopieDoOver • Fiona Cooper

Gal-pals	Natasha Turner • Sarah Nicole Hammer • Laura Beth Dorazio • Kellie Andes • Tiffany Gowen

Staff	Doctor McGovern • Rocky Shoemaker • Virginia Jeanine Sanford

Defense lawyers	David Heilberg • Rob Bell

Prostitutes	Mia Hamm

v • d • e Enablers

White knights	Anna McLerran • CWCProtectSquad (Tings Tingz) • Guard Dogs (Jack Z • Marvin • Null • The Captain) • Watchmen (Anaxis • AquaDiamond8 • Klop • Kyle • Naught • MKRNightVee • The Fool • The WCT • Val)

Fans	Clare Porter • DStecks • Eels and the Egg-man • Helena Fiorenza • Karen Riley • Michael Afghani • Sonichu Girls

v • d • e Influencers

Christubers	Copitz • Dillin Thomas • GiBi • PewDiePie • Statustjej • TheGamerFromMars • The Sergeant at Arms • Xleepy

Interviewers	Arthur Spatchcock • BraveryJerk • CopperCab • Count Dankula • Jackson Dalton • Joseph Draft • Keffals • Kevin Lieber and Matthew Tabor • Larry Bundy Jr. • Merryweatherey • Mike Clum • Nick Robinson • Noah

Carpetbaggers	100MegaMeh • Ethan Ralph • Geno Samuel • Kenneth Engelhardt • Luke • Praetor (Caden Peck) • ProjectSNT • Spooky Bones • Winfield Winfield

v • d • e Trolls

Fantasy enablers	Idea Guys • Lukas, Devil and Eva • Ben Saint • Jacob Sockness • Larry Vaughn

Catfishers (Internet/phone only)	Blanca Weiss • Ivy O'Neil • Jackie • Jessica Quinn • Jessie Ruddy • Julie • Lori Lopez • PandaHalo • Sarah Jackson

Catfishers (met with Chris)	Catherine • Emily • Hanna • Kacey

Trolls (internet-only)	The Asperpedia Four • Bryan Bash • Champthom • Clyde Cash • Dr. Perron • Evan • Ignatius J. Reilly • Jack Thaddeus • Jeff Ouzuo • Johan • KwaiiSandbag • Lily • Liquid Chris • Lordsillynipples • Mr. Roboto • Regina Novakova • Sam and Ellen • Sarah May • Surfshack Tito • Thetan • Thorg • Vivian Gee • Vikivil

Trolls (internet-only, impersonating celebrities)	Bailey Jay • BILLY MAYS • Jay Z • Jimmy Hill • Reggie Fils-Aimé • Shigeru Miyamoto • Takashi Tezuka • Vanessa Hudgens

Trolls (met with Chris)	Cousin Al • Joshua Martinez • Kim Wilson • Magical Man • Man in the Pickle Suit • Robert Simmons V

Allies	Cogsdev • Jason Kendrick Howell / Kathleen

A-logs/weens	Anthony Logatto • Bella Janke • Desiree Delightful • LadyOfTheCosmo • Michael Hirtes • Owls • Sydney Kirsch • Waltah White • Xela

v • d • e Perceived enemies

Staff	Betty Hoover • CADD Chef • Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops	Bagget • Jerkhief

Manajerks	B-Manajerk • "Lady" Manajerk • Merried Seinor Comic • Michael Snyder • ScotPalazzo • Turdijerk • W-M-Manajerk • Yellow-Shirted Foe

Other	Abusive babysitter • Adam Stackhouse • Bruce Johnson • HarmonyCon Snitch • Justin • Mr. Smith • Opuscon789 • Wes Iseli

v • d • e Imaginary/Inanimate

Imaginary friends	Andrew Blaze • Chloe • Crystal Weston Chandler • Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Mewtwo, and Sylvana • Lainchu • Lovely Weather • Meg Griffin • Reginald Chandler • Scarlet LaRose • Val

Inanimate objects	Clown Doll • Kimmi • Li'l Chris • Naru • Officer Nasty

v • d • e Media personalities

Entertainers	Britney Spears • John Tesh • My Little Pony voice actresses • Nowacking • R.L. Stine • Red Skelton • Uri Geller

Internet personalities	DRWolf • Emgo316 • Miscellaneous celebrities • Molly the Medium • OneyNG • Saberspark • TF2 Analysis

Politicians	Barack Obama • George Bush • Joe Biden • Kamala Harris • Pmurt • Vladimir Putin

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+| title = David Heilberg
+| name = David Heilberg
+| image = HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|imagesize=200px
+| gender    = Male
+|nationality = [[United States|American]]
+|knownfor    = • Defense lawyer for Chris on his [[incest]] charge
+|occupation   = Lawyer
+|saga   = {{saga|jail|cn}}
+}}
 '''David Heilberg''' is Chris's defense lawyer for his [[incest]] charge.

Revision as of 15:23, 9 August 2022