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Chris at war with Michael.
Michael "Mike" Snyder (born late July/early August 1956[1]) is the manager (but not owner)[2] at The GAMe PLACe and the hero responsible for banning Chris from the store. According to Chris, he hated his guts. It's easy to see why. Oddly enough, this is the only manager of any store who pissed Chris off and was never referred to as a manajerk.
Although Chris had fumblingly attempted to apologize to Michael in a video in March 2009, his clumsy facade of contrition is not difficult to see through; it is, in reality, not contrition but attrition! In a later video, Chris still clearly harbors resentment towards being banned, at one point adding an annotation accusing Michael of being "A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL". This further confirms that, in Chris's eyes, anyone who makes Chris angry or doesn't give him what he wants must be a troll.
Most recently, in a phone conversation with model boat enthusiast Lars McNulty, Chris claimed that he would "be poppin' a cap in that old Michael Snyder ass" if he had a "real life gun". Although he was probably just talking big to try and impress Lars, this isn't the first time Chris has expressed a desire to gun down somebody he believes has wronged him. In the Autism Tutorial from February 2011, Chris express his wish for the The GAMe PLACe to be burned down along with Michael Snyder. On 9 August 2011, Chris uploaded a video, in which he accused Snyder of sexually abusing his daughter.
Chris's Antisemitism
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That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, Permanently, After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.
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On 12 April 2010, Chris confronted Michael in an attempt to get back into The GAMe PLACe. In his anger, Chris ends up calling him a Jew as an insult.
Based on comments from earlier in the audio recording, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion about Michael's religion on account of his last name. In fact, "Schneider" is a German surname meaning "tailor" (and "Snyder" descends from the Dutch word for "cutter"). While some German Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing the Jewish surname "Sznajder", it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. Michael himself, rather like Al Pacino, whom you see up there, is a goy.
In a more recent video, Chris links Michael to a conspiracy he believes the Greene County school board have staged against him to keep him down, and calls Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY ... SNYDER", greed being a another Jewish stereotype, and wishes him to Hell together with the trolls. Chris seems to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew".
In an August 2010 phone call, we learned that Bob and Snorlax believe Michael Snyder (along with Megan, Lucas, and Mimms) to have been the original troll. They are convinced that Michael, along with Megan and some homosexuals (likely Lucas and Mimms), conspired to ban Chris from The GAMe PLACe for being autistic. Said conspiracy goes on to blame Michael for every stupid thing Chris did in the last few years, going so far as to accuse him of breaking into Chris's checking account and stealing his credit card around the beginning of the month.
Chris attempts Murder
- Main article: 6 June 2010
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Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.
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Mike's Opinion of Chris
Snyder did not engage with trolls until 2010, when he made several YouTube comments.
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When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk. Signed, That goddam Michael Snyder
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