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For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV is a video leaked 21 April 2010 for Jackie in which Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his sports bra, showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the Ivy saga.
Chris, wearing a new shirt bearing a message contradictory to his claims that he is not a homo, begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the CWCki (perhaps seeking to avoid another Wallflower incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her orally; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to forget who he's talking to and refers to Jackie as Ivy. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has a belly and man-boobs - he seems slightly more willing to admit this fact than he did back in Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke - and reveals that he wears a sports bra.
Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to YouTube but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.
It has surpassed CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! as one of the most-viewed videos in the CWChronology.
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2010, using the credits in Chris's most recent LBP level, /cwc/ trolls manage to dox Chris's new lady friend. Immediately her online actions and profiles are revealed, including a large collection of slash yaoi fanfiction. She is also contacted by trolls.
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Did You Know...
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Da Update
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It is currently March 2026. It has been...
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24 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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63 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.
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18 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
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Improvement Project of the Now
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Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.
The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:
The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
- A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.
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