Teen Troon Squad

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Lukas Sampson
Screenshot 2019-04-18 at 8.35.29 AM.png
Name Lillie Celeste Simpkins
Date of Birth 10 September
Also known as Lukas Simpskins
Lillie Celeste Simpkins
Gender Male (born Female)
Nationality American

The Teen Troon Squad are a group of trolls who began manipulating Chris towards the end of 2018. As their moniker suggests, they are known to be transgender and half of Chris's age. Because of their activity in trolling Chris at around the same time as the Idea Guys, there is often confusion as to who exactly is responsible for what. Don't be fooled however; as regardless of who individually is responsible, collectively they are all weens.

The Teen Troon Squad originally met Chris when two of their members purchased his 32-page porn drawings on eBay for $1,000. As of April 2019, only one member has been fully exposed, while the rest have wiped their presence off the internet completely.


While the members of the Squad were noticed by Kiwi Farms from the start, observers had no idea to what extent they would become involved with Chris. References on the forum to them buying Chris's porn art date from April 2018, and them smoking marijuana with Chris date as early as October 2018.

Lukas Simpkins

Lukas' Facebook avatar.[1]

As the time of writing, Lukas Simpkins is the only known member of the Teen Troon Squad, with the others only being known by their first name and aliases. Lukas' identity was exposed in a confusing tweet from 25 December 2018, in which he (or at least someone pretending to be him) roleplays as Magi-Chan before doxing Lukas. This goes to the extent of providing his full legal name, new home address, and a phone number. Once this was released, Kiwi Farms began attempting to archive all of his profiles, though Lukas quickly moved to delete those.

Other members

"Devil" details the purchase.

There are only two other known members of the squad, and information about them is scarce. One of them is only known by their first name, "Celeste"[2], while the other is only known by their online aliases "Devil", "wxlfdxg" and "Sxvxnd"[3]. The latter helped Lukas purchase Chris' porn drawings.

Behind the scenes

Much like the Idea Guys, the Teen Troon Squad's trolling occurred largely behind-the-scenes. Only very scarce amount of content was ever released until December 2018. Because of this, accurately estimating the extent of their manipulation is impossible.

"Lot of 32 porn drawings"

On 24 April 2018, Chris posted an eBay listing of 32 porn drawings he had produced over the years, including the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG. Though the listing was quickly pulled within a few hours for violating TOS, Lukas expressed interest in buying the art on twitter, apparently taking money from his mom's boyfriend. He wrote:

@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can

Chris complied, quietly relisting the drawings under the incognito title "Artsfor lukas". This purchase would be the set-up for the entire Teen Troon Squad saga.

In-person visits

Chris and the Teen Troon Squad posing for a picture
Honestly, I wouldn't advise it. He smells like cat piss and told us he wanted to fuck his mom. 0/10, would never do again. He made me into a part [of] Sonichu, it was awful.
Lukas, on why you shouldn't spend hours upon hours interacting with Chris in-person.[4]

Since the Squad lives in the same area as Chris, on 27 April 2018 they arranged for Chris to deliver the porn art they had purchased to Lukas's house. This would be the first of many visits, as the Squad would periodically invite Chris over, without the knowledge of their parents. These visits are evidenced by numerous archived social media posts, as well as a video leaked of Chris acting delusional, probably while high on marijuana, at Lukas' house. What exactly occurred at these meetings is unknown, but all of the information released seems to imply that they primarily consisted of role-playing. For example, in Chris with Teen Troon Squad, he points at the air, states "I love you, Cryzel", and pretends to make out with her. When asked by a Twitter user about Chris' behavior in-person, Lukas described him as somewhat "rapey", stating that he had no personal space whatsoever.[5]

He would kiss on us, hug us, rub on us, press his head against ours randomly, get incredibly close... He is really rapey, it's awful. Especially because at the time, we were all minors.

If true, it makes no sense why Lukas would willingly invite Chris over multiple times, especially with how much information on Chris's creepiness is publicly available. It's instead believed these statements were damage control. Hilariously, Chris also had some of his own complaints about Lukas, angrily posting a tweet revealing that Lukas had attempted to convince Chris into buying alcohol for them.[6]

No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!

The reveal

On 25 December 2018, a person posing as Magi-Chan posted a tweet linking to a (since taken down) Pastebin, now referred to as "The 'Teen Troon Squad' Reveals Themselves".[7] This Pastebin elaborately doxes Lukas, revealing his birth name, home address, and a supposed phone number. The author then lists some details regarding the Dimensional Merge, before expanding on what the Teen Troon Squad had been doing. They reveal that the group had been "spend[ing] a lot of time opening [their] mind[s] by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like Christine". Naturally, when the link was first released, there was much speculation as to who had actually written the tweet. The author claimed to be Lukas himself, stating:

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

However, to many, this read as if there had been a third-party involved. Ultimately, it was determined that it had to have been done by someone Chris had trusted with his password; significantly narrowing down the suspect pool. A follow-up tweet from Chris later called the author a "gremlin" trying to divide him, Lukas, and The Captain.[8] The most important revelation is the mention of The Captain, who Lukas would later claim was responsible for doxxing him.

Relation to the Idea Guys

No matter how many times I die, somebody somewhere will pick up where I left off.
Joshua Wise, during The Bad Beginning.

After gaining Chris's trust, the Squad infiltrated into Chris's accounts, leaked content, and then pointed the finger at Wise and Boyd; and time and time again, Chris has taken their statements at face value.

Lukas also admitted that the Squad encouraged Chris's multi-dimensional beliefs that had been planted by the Idea Guys.

Trolling activities

Below are summaries of the Teen Troon Squad's known trolling activities.

Dimensional merge

Main article: Dimensional Merge

Much like the Idea Guys, they played into Chris' fantasies, with Lukas himself often pretending to be possessed by Magi-Chan. The person writing from the perspective of Magi-Chan in the reveal explains some important details about the dimensional merge including:

  • "everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time"
  • "we hibernate"
  • "and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged"

The author also states that due to time dilation caused by the merge, from the perspective of Earth, the merge will take 20 years to complete and end in the year 2038. It's worth noting that Chris has since dubbed this fake news.

Introduction to cannabis

The disastrous effects of a life on drugs.

Sometime during one of their in-person role-playing sessions, Lukas introduced Chris to cannabis. What resulted is captured in a 38-second long, showing Chris high on marijuana while pretending to make out with Cryzel. Chris later angrily clarified on Twitter that he was not, in fact, constantly high.

Chris with Teen Troon Squad
Stardate 26 December 2018
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga Teen Troon Squad SagaTeen Troon Squad Saga Teen Troon Squad
Shirt ParappaParappa PaRappa the Rapper
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
Sylvia is playful
Merry Gubmas!

Leaked content

Twitter leaks

One of the earlier Twitter leaks.
Main article: Twitter#Leaks

Throughout 2018, Chris-Chan's Twitter account was hacked several times by an unknown individual claiming to be associated with the Idea Guys. It seems more likely, however, that they were being posted by Lukas given that they occurred long after the Idea Guys were taken out of power. The leak also included footage that was later leaked in full by Lukas onto /cow/, making his involvement all the more likely. Regardless of who actually leaked the videos, Chris himself believed it to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.[9]

/cow/ leaks

In December 2018, after Lukas was doxed, he began leaking content onto 8chan's /cow/ board in hopes of appeasing the trolls. While normally, those posting to the site would be protected under the guise of anonymity, Lukas stated plainly who they were, even linking to their personal twitter account. Eventually, they began backtracking after being targeted by Kiwi Farms after the release of All Star; but it was already too late.

28 December 2018

Lukas leaks Discord logs from Chris, in which Chris discusses how he damaged his high school ring. These logs are dated 18 December 2018, and take place in an unknown Discord server.

29 December 2018

Lukas posts an original Sonichu character and medallion Chris had created for him, named "Luka Sonichu". The drawing is dated 23 August 2018. The post's message blatantly admits that they are Lukas, as does the image. He also starts a seperate thread, where he leaks a video of Chris screaming at his toilet[10].

30 December 2018

Lukas, in a desperate final attempt to appease the troll community, begins leaking the All Star masturbation tape. He reveals to them that he is leaking the content in the hopes that trolls leave him alone.

look i cant change my phone number. my mother and friends use it to contact me. id rather her not know something happened on here.

please leave me alone. i'll give you everything i have on chris if you do.[11]

The last message Lukas posts that day is another plea for trolls to stop texting him, and offering to tell the whole story to anyone who messages him on Twitter. He links one of his own tweets, which has been transcribed below[12]:

if anyone wants to know the truth on what happened, feel free to inbox me

im more than happy to tell you all about christines lovely adventures and set things straight

31 December 2018

Lukas, satisfied that the trolls now seem to be leaving him alone, finally posts the rest of All Star as a reward.

since idiots are starting to get a clue and leave me alone heres the rest. i dont care chris aint going to do shit to me becuase my mom will sue him

Chris's reaction

On 29 December 2018, Chris condemned Lukas over Twitter, alluding to a falling out between them, though blame for Lukas's actions was assigned to Arfoire, (a Hyperdimension Neptunia villain whom Chris also believed had been behind Jessica Quinn). He tweeted out:[13]

I just want Everyone to know how ANGRY and DISAPPOINTED I am with Lukas Simpkins of Lynchburg!

How DARE You Insult your OWN Special Sonichu!

Despite ARVORE making Him saying Horrible Things, I feel there is Bad coming from Lukas, Himself.

No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!


Upon realizing the newfound attention that he'd attracted from All Star, Lukas frantically began backpedaling on Twitter. Once again, he attempted to use the Idea Guys as a scapegoat, but few were convinced. This is because of the overwhelming amount of context and framing that would have to have been done for little-to-no gain.

See also


Trolls of the Patriots

The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Vivian Gee

The Asperpedia Four: Alec Benson Leary | Evan Christopher George | Mao Ling | Sean August Watley

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Traitors: Arthur Spatchcock | Bryanfrogboy | CWCProtectSquad | Idea Guys | Jacob Sockness | Jeff/Francine | MKRNightVee | Sarah and Steve | Teen Troon Squad

Others: Ben Saint | Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Surfshack Tito | Thorg

See Also: Chris and manipulation

Christian Weston Chandler's people

Chris himself:

Bill Riley | Carlos Chantor | Chloe | Junior Jenkins | Night Star | Stephanie Bustcakes | TwiSparLicious


At home: Bob Chandler | Barbara Chandler | Patti Chandler | The Chandler Cats | Clover and Snoopy

Others: Anne Boleyn | Aunt Corrina | Cole Smithey | Daniel Weston | Minor Family Members

Future: Crystal Weston Chandler | Lovely Weather | Reginald Chandler


Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss | Julie | Catherine | Cryzel and Magi-Chan Ivy | Kacey | Jackie | PandaHalo

Minor sweethearts: Emily | Faeryn | Hanna | Jessica Quinn | Lori Lopez | Sarah Jackson | Vanessa Hudgens

Sweethearts-to-be: DoopieDoOver | Megan Schroeder | The Wallflower

Gal-pals: Anna McLerran | Clare Porter | Kellie Andes | Kim Wilson | Laura Dorazio | Sarah Nicole Hammer | Tiffany Gowen

Guard Dogs: Null | The Captain | Marvin

Others: Copitz | DRWolf | Female fanbase | Joey Vance | Leftovermedia | MLP voice actresses | Pokémon League friends | ProjectSNT | Rocky Shoemaker | Virginia Jeanine Sanford | Xleepy

The Unholy Tetrad:

White knights: Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | Robert Simmons V | William Elliott Waterman

A-logs: A-Log

Enablers: Ben Saint | Bryanfrogboy | CWCProtectSquad | Idea Guys | Jacob Sockness | Teen Troon Squad | Other Enablers

Weens: Michael Hirtes


The Miscreants: Arjen Van Dierten | The Asperpedia Four (Alec Benson Leary, Evan Christopher George, Mao Ling, and Sean August Watley)| Bryan Bash | Clyde Cash | Jack Thaddeus | Jason Kendrick Howell | Joshua Martinez | Liquid Chris | Lordsillynipples | Man in the Pickle Suit | Sarah May | Surfshack Tito | Vivian Gee

Famous people: BILLY MAYS | Jay Z | Jimmy Hill | Reggie Fils-Aimé | Shigeru Miyamoto | Takashi Tezuka

Others: Arthur Spatchcock | Jeff Ouzuo | Johan | LadyOfTheCosmo | Sam and Ellen | Surfshack Tito | Thorg

Other enemies:

PVCC: Kene Meniru | Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops: Bagget | Jerkhief

Manajerks: B-Manajerk | Kirby | "Lady" Manajerk | Michael Snyder | ScotPalazzo | Turdijerk | W-M-Manajerk | Yellow-Shirted Foe

The GAMe PLACe: Daniel Mimms | Lucas

JERKS: Joseph Herring | Wes Iseli

Others: Abusive babysitter | Bruce Johnson | Kathleen | Lulu.com executives | Pmurt | Rob Bell | Sonic Boom producers


Famous people: Pmurt | Barack Obama | George W. Bush | John Tesh | PewDiePie | Red Skelton | R.L. Stine

Others: Adam Stackhouse | Caitlin | DStecks | Mia Hamm | Ryan Cash

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Cryzel | Kimmi | Meg Griffin | Naru | Officer Nasty