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Joe Biden will assume the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}} | Joe Biden will assume the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}, no matter {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|how hard}} [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] tries. | ||
Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden | Since leaving the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.<ref>[[Chris_and_politics#2020]]</ref><ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]</ref><!-- Note: there is a Discord question pending to confirm if Chris did vote for her.--> | ||
Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden will likely be an inoffensive extra in Chris’s world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]]. | |||
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| Joe Biden | |
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| Name | Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. |
| Date of Birth | 20 November 1942 (age 82) |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupation | Senator, United States (1973-2009) Vice-President, United States (2009-2017) President, United States (2021-) |
| Preceded by | Donald Trump |
Joe Biden (born 20 November 1942) is an American politician, the former Vice President under Barack Obama, and the President-Elect after defeating Donald Trump in the 2020 election. He is due to become the 46th American president on 20 January 2021 instead of Lisa Simpson, who Chris voted for and believes will become POTUS after the Dimensional Merge occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump).
Vice-Presidency
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."[1]
In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.[2]
Presidency
Joe Biden will assume the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 ET, no matter how hard Donald Trump tries.
Since leaving the White House with President Barack Obama in 2017, Chris’s grasp on reality has weakened to a point where his make-believe city in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire dimensions, and his belief that his characters actually exist has ballooned into something called the Dimensional Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.[3][4]
Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden will likely be an inoffensive extra in Chris’s world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.
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