Chandler Cats
| “ | I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my cats." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are their back and their heads. Nothing more. | ” |
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Chris and his family has had at least 5 known cats over the years. Chris regularly slips in their shit. It is not known whether the Chandlers actually own the cats, or if the cats were unfortunate enough to get lost within the piles of junk and were therefore unable to find their way to the outside world.
Cats
Desi
Desi is a tabby named after Desi Arnaz (one of two cats named after the stars of I Love Lucy, one of the Chandler family's favorite TV shows). It is not known when he became a pet of the Chandlers, although it can be said for certain is that he was a resident of 14 Branchland Court by 25 December 2004, as he appears in ChandlerFamilyChristmas Part 1. Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's future message. In a Fecebook message sent on 30 January 2008, Chris mentions having five cats. If it is correct to assume that Chris owned no more cats than the five mentioned in this article, we can conclude Desi was still alive at the time. However, in e-mail sent to Blanca on 19 August 2008, Chris mentions having only three cats. In an e-mail sent to Jackie on 10 April 2010, Chris gave the names of his three remaining cats,[1] with Desi not being among them. Based on this info, it can be inferred that Desi was no longer a part of Chris's household since as early as August 2008. It is not known whether Desi died, ran away or was given by the Chandler family to someone else.
Scamper
Scamper, or Scampers, is the second of Chris's cats. Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat.
Very little info about her exists, except that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere. She showed up in Tour of Chris's House II.
Scamper is MIA, possibly dead following the house fire in January 2014. She may have been outside at the time of the fire, but details are uncertain.
Lucy
Lucy is a cat named after Lucille Ball, the other star of I Love Lucy. It is not known when she became a pet of the Chandlers, although it can be said for certain is that she was a resident of 14 Branchland Court by 25 December 2004, as she appears in ChandlerFamilyChristmas Part 1.
Chris once greeted Lucy during a voice chat with Sarah May, before Barbara told him to get off (before she goes off).[2]
Lucy is confirmed to be well and alive as of 2013 thanks to a status posted by Chris that included a current photo of Lucy in the great 2013 Facebook leak.
Lucy is confirmed by Chris to have survived the 2014 house fire along with Chris himself, Barb, and Clover and Snoopy.
Skittles
Skittles is the fourth known cat of the Chandlers, was approximately 21 years old based on accounts from troll field agents. Skittles looks like a half-dead lynx on crack.
Nothing is known of Skittles, but given the name it has it can be assumed that it belongs to the Chandlers as only someone batshit crazy or over the age of 50 would name a cat Skittles. Chris, being the fat cunt that he is, probably named it after his favorite candy (at least "Skittles" is more dignifying for the cat than to be named after a Sonichu character).
Based on the Jackie e-mails, s/he is presumed dead or missing in action.[1]
Kitty
Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat of whom there are photos) of the CWC feline family. Kitty seems to be the cat no one really gives a shit about, evidenced by the fact that it is simply named "Kitty".
Kitty made an appearance in Chris's tour of his house, and starred in the Captain's Log video of 20 December 2009, where it was revealed that this cat can be added to the long list of things that hate Chris. Chris believes that it is normal for cats to hiss at, bite, and scratch people who pick them up, which suggests that his other cats behave this way as well.
According to Chris, Kitty was a good friend of the Chandler Dog.[1]
Sonichu #10 also included a character named Kitty Rosechu, who was supposed to be Chris's take on the Asperchu version of Bubbles.
Kitty is MIA, possibly dead following the house fire in January 2014. She may have been outside at the time of the fire, but details are uncertain.
Gallery
Kitty Chandler, so full of hate
Lucy and Desi
Lucy and Desi asleep in a pile of crap
Desi and Snorlax
Lucy.
Sources
See also
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