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[[Image:Obama.jpg|thumb|right|Obama's favorite Rolling Stone song? "Paint It Black."]]
{{quote|I have no more campaigns to run. ''*clapping ensues*'' I know 'cuz I won both of 'em.|Barack Obama, 2015}}


{{quote|I think he’s a regular stand up [[family guy]].|Chris on Obama, [[Rollin' and Trollin']]}}
{{quote|I think he’s a regular stand up [[Family Guy|family guy]].|Chris on Obama, [[Rollin' and Trollin']]}}


[[Barack Obama]] is the 44th and current president of the United States of America.  Because he is [[African Americans|black]] (half black, anyway), [[Chris]], being the ''somewhat'' racist [[autistic]] that he is, <strike>finds</strike> previously found him very detestable.
{{quote|Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemnas?|[[IRC (18 December 2008)|Chris on voting for whoever reminds him of himself]]}}


He appears briefly in [[Sonichu 8|issue 8]] in episode 17 painting the White House black.  There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office.  Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even believing it as an actual rumor about Obama.
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Chris, while initially disliking Obama, felt he and Obama were much a lot alike, in that they were both discriminated against, essentially equating [[Kick the Autistic]] with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the A&E documentary on Obama and McCain, he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. Once again, democracy fails us...
'''Barack Hussein Obama''' (born [[Pre-1980#1960s|4 August 1961]]) is the 44th President of the [[United States of America]]. He was preceded by [[George W. Bush]] and was succeeded by [[Donald Trump]] on 20 [[January 2017]]. His vice president was [[Joe Biden]].


Chris did a prearrainged interview in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin']] where he spoke about how he liked Obama and made no mention of painting the White House black.
He appears briefly in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] in episode 17, painting the White House black. There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office. Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview|believing it]] as an actual rumor about Obama.


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Chris, while initially disliking Obama, felt he and Obama were much a lot alike, in that they were both discriminated against, essentially equating [[Kick the Autistic]] with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the [[Wikipedia:A&E Network|A&E]] documentary on Obama and [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]], he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. In other words, Chris had no interest in or understanding of any of the campaign issues or the candidates' opinions on them.
 
Chris did a prearranged interview in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin']] where he spoke about how he liked Obama and made no mention of painting the White House black.
 
On New Year's Eve 2009, Chris claimed to have "snail-mailed" Barack Obama asking to make [[homos|homo]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]] [[Chris and the Law|illegal]], [[Chris and the Law|with involvement from the FBI and jail sentences]].<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref>
 
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==White House gag==
==White House gag==
[[Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom he carries with him at all times.]]
[[Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom.]]


While still a Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]], featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ascend to the top of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building.  Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st floor, where Candidate Obama is painting the exterior black.  Below, Senator [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]] (R-AZ)  who ran against Obama in the 2008 Presidential race, chides Obama for presuming to redecorate the White House before actually securing the election.  Senator [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary Clinton]] (D-NY), who would later become Obama's Secretary of State, and McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor [[Wikipedia:Sarah Palin|Sarah Palin]], also look on with annoyance. This page was removed from CWC's site along with the comic pages featuring pornography; the pornographic pages were restored in the Luv Shack, but the Obama page remained removed.
This page was removed from CWC's site along with the comic pages featuring pornography; the pornographic pages were restored in the Luv Shack, but the Obama page remained removed.


Curiously, Obama is wearing a [[Wikipedia:kufi|kufi]], which is a traditionally African hat. It is unknown whether Chris included to emphasize Obama's [[Niggo|African American]] heritage, or if he believes that Obama is secretly a Muslim, in which case he would be wearing a [[Wikipedia:taqiyah (cap)|taqiyah]].  Either way, the fact that Chris included this bit of information betrays his obviously stereotypical view of the then-Senator Obama.
While still a U.S. Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ascend to the top of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building. Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st floor, where Obama is painting the exterior black. Below, Senator [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]] (R-AZ), who ran against Obama in the 2008 Presidential race, chides Obama for presuming to redecorate the White House before actually securing the election. Senator [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary Clinton]] (D-NY), who would later become Obama's Secretary of State, and [[Wikipedia:Sarah Palin|Sarah Palin]], McCain's running mate and then-Governor of Alaska, also look on with annoyance.  


From inside the White House, then-President [[George W. Bush]] (looking a lot like [[Giovanni]]) notices Obama's audacious paintjob, and takes matters into his own hands. Using a broom, he tips over Obama's ladder. The implied extent of Obama's injuries from the fall are left up to the imagination of the reader (and hopefully the Secret Service).
From inside the White House, then-President [[George W. Bush]] notices Obama's audacious paintjob, and takes matters into his own hands. Using a broom, he tips over Obama's ladder. The implied extent of Obama's injuries from the fall is left up to the imagination of the reader.


In a rare instance of giving credit for other people's ideas, Chris acknowledges that his father [[Bob Chandler]] inspired the gag. Whether this is Chris's feeble attempt to integrate his father into his comic, or a weak effort to shift the blame if anyone takes offense, is unclear.
Obama is wearing a [[Wikipedia:kufi|kufi]], which is a traditional west African hat associated with Muslims. This is probably the result of Chris seeing photos of Obama wearing a kufi that have been released.


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Chris and politics]]
*[[George W. Bush]] - His predecessor
*[[George W. Bush]]
*[[Pmurt|Donald J. Trump]] - His successor
*[[Joe Biden]] - His vice president and his successor's successor
*[[Niggos]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]


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Latest revision as of 03:00, 11 November 2024

“ I have no more campaigns to run. *clapping ensues* I know 'cuz I won both of 'em. ”
Barack Obama, 2015
“ I think he’s a regular stand up family guy. ”
Chris on Obama, Rollin' and Trollin'
“ Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemnas? ”
Chris on voting for whoever reminds him of himself
Barack Obama
Obama.jpg
Information
Name Barack Hussein Obama II
Date of Birth 4 August 1961 (age 63)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race Black
Occupation President, United States (2009-2017)
Preceded by George W. Bush
Succeeded by Donald Trump

Barack Hussein Obama (born 4 August 1961) is the 44th President of the United States of America. He was preceded by George W. Bush and was succeeded by Donald Trump on 20 January 2017. His vice president was Joe Biden.

He appears briefly in Sonichu #8 in episode 17, painting the White House black. There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office. Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even believing it as an actual rumor about Obama.

Chris, while initially disliking Obama, felt he and Obama were much a lot alike, in that they were both discriminated against, essentially equating Kick the Autistic with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the A&E documentary on Obama and John McCain, he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. In other words, Chris had no interest in or understanding of any of the campaign issues or the candidates' opinions on them.

Chris did a prearranged interview in the video Rollin' and Trollin' where he spoke about how he liked Obama and made no mention of painting the White House black.

On New Year's Eve 2009, Chris claimed to have "snail-mailed" Barack Obama asking to make homo ads on the CWCipedia illegal, with involvement from the FBI and jail sentences.[1]

White House gag

Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom.

This page was removed from CWC's site along with the comic pages featuring pornography; the pornographic pages were restored in the Luv Shack, but the Obama page remained removed.

While still a U.S. Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in Sonichu #8, featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as Sonichu and Rosechu ascend to the top of the 4-cent_garbage.com building. Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st floor, where Obama is painting the exterior black. Below, Senator John McCain (R-AZ), who ran against Obama in the 2008 Presidential race, chides Obama for presuming to redecorate the White House before actually securing the election. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), who would later become Obama's Secretary of State, and Sarah Palin, McCain's running mate and then-Governor of Alaska, also look on with annoyance.

From inside the White House, then-President George W. Bush notices Obama's audacious paintjob, and takes matters into his own hands. Using a broom, he tips over Obama's ladder. The implied extent of Obama's injuries from the fall is left up to the imagination of the reader.

Obama is wearing a kufi, which is a traditional west African hat associated with Muslims. This is probably the result of Chris seeing photos of Obama wearing a kufi that have been released.

See also

References

  1. ↑ ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)
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