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'''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) is the | '''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States. He previously served as the Vice President under [[Barack Obama]]. He won the 2020 election after defeating [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He became the 46th American president on 20 [[January 2021]] instead of [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]], who [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] voted for and believes will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). | ||
== Vice-Presidency == | == Vice-Presidency == | ||
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== Presidency == | == Presidency == | ||
[[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]] | [[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]] | ||
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}, no matter {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|how hard}} [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] tried. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]</ref> while also reaffirming | Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}, no matter {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|how hard}} [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] tried. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]</ref> while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality ([[C-197]]). | ||
Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.<ref>[[Chris_and_politics#2020]]</ref><ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]</ref> | Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.<ref>[[Chris_and_politics#2020]]</ref><ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]</ref> | ||
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Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]]. Of course, given Chris's time in the slammer, thinking about who is the leader of the free world is probably not on his mind. | Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]]. Of course, given Chris's time in the slammer, thinking about who is the leader of the free world is probably not on his mind. | ||
Curiously, Chris | Curiously, Chris did not comment on Joe Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, given that the Biden administration gave a woman of color was being given the second-most-powerful position in the entire country for the first time in history. This is in spite of his support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, which was mostly conditional on the fact that 1. she was a woman and 2. she was not Donald Trump. Chris's silence on Harris's role in government generally reflects his apathy toward politics since beginning his [[messiah complex]] delusions. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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| Name | Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. |
| Date of Birth | 20 November 1942 (age 82) |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupation | Vice-President, United States (2009-2017) President, United States (2021-) |
| Preceded by | Donald Trump |
Joe Biden (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States. He previously served as the Vice President under Barack Obama. He won the 2020 election after defeating Donald Trump. He became the 46th American president on 20 January 2021 instead of Lisa Simpson, who Chris voted for and believes will become POTUS after the Dimensional Merge occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump).
Vice-Presidency
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."[1]
In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.[2]
Presidency
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 ET, no matter how hard Donald Trump tried. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality (Dimension 1218),[3] while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality (C-197).
Since Biden left the White House with President Barack Obama in 2017, Chris’s grasp on reality has weakened to a point where his make-believe city in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire dimensions, and his belief that his characters actually exist has ballooned into something called the Dimensional Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.[4][5]
Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1. Of course, given Chris's time in the slammer, thinking about who is the leader of the free world is probably not on his mind.
Curiously, Chris did not comment on Joe Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, given that the Biden administration gave a woman of color was being given the second-most-powerful position in the entire country for the first time in history. This is in spite of his support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, which was mostly conditional on the fact that 1. she was a woman and 2. she was not Donald Trump. Chris's silence on Harris's role in government generally reflects his apathy toward politics since beginning his messiah complex delusions.
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