September 2013 Facebook Posts

The following are a series of Facebook posts Chris posted on September 2013.

(Note: Some info have been removed for identity protection and to prevent namefagging.)

Summary

• 1 September 2013 - Chris talks about My Little Pony again, revealing his favourite ponies.
• 2 September 2013 - Chris complains about being intercepted by a Manajerk and an "Offline Troll/Bully".
• 3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his Facebook friends about his stress.
• 4 September 2013 - Chris rated 1 star for the Nathanael Greene Elementary School.
• 6 September 2013 - Chris shared a link about helpful advice about interactions for autistic people. He also complains about being banned from Walmart.
• 7 September 2013 - Chris scratched a woman's car at El Agave Lot and wants God to kill him.
• 10 September 2013 - Chris posted a link to the Facebook page "Brassieres For Males".
• 11 September 2013 - Chris shared the Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close".
• 17 September 2013 - Chris receives a Sonic Underground DVD as a present, and rants about how people should send their gifts to him.
• 24 September 2013 - Chris uploads a photo of Megan, and several of himself holding what appears to be a Lego figure.

Posts by Chris

Ten A Piece For Rainbow Dash And Applejack

Derpy Hooves.

Chris reveals his favourite ponies from My Little Pony and talks about Derpy Hooves.

Sunday, 1 September 2013 I've just heard from the Twitter feed that Fluttershy was voted the Fan Favorite Pony. I had voted ten a piece for Rainbow Dash and Applejack. It just hit me tough. Also, just recently, I saw the vinyl figures that were sold at Hot Topic (I have Derpy) at Toys 'R' Us in C-Ville. And I've just heard of the Fan Favorite set at TRU to feature Derpy as well, but instead of her name, they put a muffin image in its place. I am looking forward to Season 4 in November. Perhaps they will have another episode featuring Derpy, and actually refer to her directly as that or Dipsy-Doo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC2EMUuQmTY

Offline Troll/Bully

Chris complains about how he gets intercepted by a Manajerk and an "Offline Troll/Bully". (in his words) He also blames a lot of people such as Michael Snyder and Megan Schroeder later. In a VERY rare moment of insight, Chris briefly realizes that his behaviour could be insane, but quickly shrugs off this and the words of a white knight to continue doing what he does best - blaming other people for his problems instead of himself.

Monday, 2 September 2013 I have just been intercepted by a Manajerk and an Offline Troll/Bully. Her name is [REDACTED]; works within the Mal-Wart region. Every Troll/Cyber-Bully should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has, and if his hatred of the XBox brand, and the number of Trolls that populate half to three-quarters of that brand, stand in the way of the foul mood, then that is Microsoft's Freaking Problem!

It would later be revealed that the "offline bully" was actually a manajerk who threw Chris out of the store after he vandalised one of their Xbox One displays.

William Elliott Waterman then tries to help him:

I don't think it's nice to spread someone's email around a public website.

Please forgive me. But prior to this, I was feeling self-upset from the realization that I still have great difficulty socializing face to face in Public. Another in-town convention that was recommended to me, and from the Madicon experience last year, I still feel greatly the terrible Shyness I still have, because of my Autism. Damn It!!!

And when one person gets in the way of me completing my job of shopping for my mother, or such, or when said or another person face to face gives me a difficulty time with harsh vocal tones, especially when I am feeling in a sasd or foul mood, it will be months to years before forgiving them ever, and immediately, they get a curse.

*sigh*. Yes, it is irrational, and I don't really have a leg to stand on, and this is just dumb, stupid, immature...

OMFG... I have mental problems... Shit.

We all bear grudges, but having good PR means keeping it between you and the offender. You're a loving, caring person, but putting your anger on display for people who don't need to get involved won't help others see that.

Yeah. I re-realize that.

You don't have to let them shoot down your emotional state. Though she's far away, Anna knows the real you. The sweet, kind-hearted soul that isn't the creep the internet made you out to be. There are people that met you who understand this. Your old gal pals from high school may be some of them. As long as you remember that, the people that derail and persecute you won't matter to you.

Needless to say, Chris ignored the helpful advice and continues to complain. In a desperate bid not to blame himself for his vandalism incident, Chris instead blames Michael Snyder, Megan, Mary Lee Walsh, and even his attorney Rob Bell.

If it had not been for Mr. "Manajerk", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By! The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!

THE GERMAN WARFARE BITCH

And that bitch, Mary Lee Walsh, with a Cold Heart at Piedmont Virginia Community College for interfering with my Sweetheart Search, AND Banning me from PVCC!!!

WTH... The same Manajerk of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at Sheetz in Ruckersville, and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at McDonalds in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate his own "restraining order".

Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that God Damned Manajerk!!!

Chris later deleted the entire post.

CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events

Wednesday, 3 September 2013 I have just vented past frustrations from my life to figure out the root of what happened yesterday. It all definitely was Mary Lee Walsh, Megan Schroeder AND Michael Snyder who made me worse off than I was after Graduation. sigh*

The Nathanael Greene Elementary School Review

On 4 September 2013, Chris rated 1 star for his elementary school and posted this, proving that he still has a grudge for his elementary school:

Wednesday, 4 September 2013 The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life, because they did not understand or care for Autistic People (High-Functioning or Otherwise)

Six Rules Regarding Autistic Interactions

On 6 September 2013, Chris shared a link from Anna about helpful advice about interactions for autistic people. Needless to say, Chris dug his hole even further:

Friday, 6 September 2013 I will read this more thoroughly, but I have read the bolded rules and the intro paragraph. I disagree on two of the rules: I personally really Hate being interrupted during a thought I am expressing. And in addition to looking for equal and better mental and emotional properties in my (female) Sweetheart than myself, her Looks and Beauty I feel are a must to be easy on the eyes. Especially in the face; pretty faces are great. Moderate to good body and minimum "B"-cup breasts are essential. If I did not have the fear of the Theoretical or Fake/Anonymous People online, I would have as many female friends as Richie Grecki has in his Likes Section. Hot Damn! I am not a prejudiced individual, and I do look for the inner beauty of women. Anyway, the Autistic Interactions Rules do reflect and agree to what I was trying to say in my 6-Part plus Extra Autism Tutorial LittleBiGPlanet Animation (PSN: Sonichu). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1mbTyKiqF8

Note: Richie Grecki is one of Chris's former high school classmates.

Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart

She has crossed his line, and now I am out for revengence.

On 6 September 2013, Chris was banned from Walmart, claiming he was discriminated against because of (yep, you guessed it!) his autism. The truth, however, is that Chris was caught vandalizing a display for the soon to be released Xbox One. This has landed him into very serious trouble, because Walmart is the only place he can get his mother's prescriptions filled.

Friday, 6 September 2013 I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" Manajerk, [REDACTED]; the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house. She obviously does not understand how critical and imperative it is for me to go there. I Shop for my Mother from there; it is Closer than the one in Charlottesville; GAS IS EXPENSIVE!!! She has crossed his line, and now I am out for revengence. Everyone should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has. She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch! If anyone is in the store and sees this woman, TELL IT TO HER FACE THAT SHE IS DISCRIMINATIVE TO AUTISTIC PEOPLE; THAT SHE IS A FAT BITCH; AND THAT HER LIFE WILL BE A MASSIVE CURSED LIFE LIKE SNYDER'S IF SHE AND HER WHITE-COATED ASSISTANT DOES NOT UNBAN CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IMMEDIATELY!!! AND MY MOTHER WILL HAVE A LOUD, AGGRESSIVE WORD WITH HER AS WELL IF THEY MEET. [REDACTED] is FIRED FROM LIFE!!!

A public user then replied:

What in the name of God are you trying to pull posting stuff like this???? Do a Google search and simply find another Wal-Mart.

Chris Rhodes, one of Chris's high school friends then posted:

I think the biggest question is what did you do to get kicked out...and don't say you did nothing wrong cause that would be a lie.

The "Man" and "Woman" want to bear down on the weak people they do not want to understand or care about; Autistic People are on the top!

Again, Anna tries to give him some advice:

Christian, people don't just automatically know you're autistic. And they can't know automatically that you've had a rough day. In the world of neurotypicals, if someone acts aggressive (yelling or arguing) in a public place, they are considered a danger to those around them because they're unpredictable. Those of us who know you know that you're not dangerous, but people who don't know you are acting solely on the information they have about you, which to them is whatever impression you made upon them with your first interactions.

I think it would be constructive to bring your mother with you and sit down and speak rationally with her instead of blaming everything on her. Apologize for anything you did that she thinks was wrong, even if you don't think it was wrong. You'll really just be apologizing for making her upset, because I'm sure you didn't mean to. Then explain how important it is that you be allowed to continue shopping there, and promise that there will be no future incidents. I think that's probably the best course of action.

Chris Rhodes then posted:

You have to wake up son! And grasp the fact that everyone is not out to get you. 99.9 percent of the world doesn't know you have issues. They see someone acting odd and they try to take care of the situation.

To be fair, Chris (Rhodes), the majority of Christian's experience with the world has certainly made it seem like the world's out to get him. The daily bombardment he has received from people who hate him (but don't know him) for no good reason (since 2007!) has certainly been effective in creating the appearance of everyone hating him.

To [REDACTED]: I added an "H" and an "E" to an XBox One Standee in Permanent Ink while under anger from past issues.

I can't bring my mother in; she has had enough problems gone on; I am not telling her, because she is in a recovering mood after the court date yesterday.

Posts are then exchanged between Chris Rhodes and Chris:

So you vandalized a display sign...your lucky that's all that happened.

I got BANNED AGAIN! Do you NOT get it?

I get it. You committed an arrestable offense but they gave you a break and banned you.

that is NOT a break, being Banned; THAT is a Crime.

Any property owner/manager/rep has the RIGHT to tell you to leave, tell you not to come back, or so on. And if you do not obey their wishes you can and will be arrested for trespassing. I know what I am talking about christian.

They do not.

And if they do, they are most in the wrong, because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever.

After that, William Elliott Waterman tries to give him some advice, but like Anna's and the previous post, his advice is brushed off.

Chris, that's not public property. You can't just go writing whatever you want on it. How would you feel if you were trying to sell PS3s and somebody wrote "POO" in front of the PS on your sign?

Frustration is blind.

Chris later deleted the entire post again.

God Trolls Chris Yet Again

I am the true Christian, not you.

On 7 September 2013, Chris expresses his blasphemous outrage at God after he was caught scratching a woman's car by a jerkop. He also wishes that God would kill him very soon. It would also seem that Chris has slowly began to descend into a newfound life of crime ever since the incident in October of 2011.

Characteristic of Chris, he continues to pass the buck for his own blame, this time blaming both God and the woman he hit for being a "damn Smoker!".

Saturday, 7 September 2013 God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!

Brassieres For Males

Chris shared a link to the Facebook page "Brassieres For Males", a page dedicated to support males to wear sports bras.

Tuesday, 10 September 2013 I encourage Everyone to show their support by wearing a Sports Bra, and encouraging the uncovered men to wear them as well. https://www.facebook.com/BrassieresForMales

Kim Wilson posted:

Wow, you've got four likes already!

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

On 11 September 2013, Chris shared a Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", surprisingly never referred it to something else and his life.

Wednesday, 11 September 2013 It is a touching and good movie to watch today. https://www.facebook.com/extremelyloudandincrediblyclose

Fans are Weird, Part 1

On 17 September 2013, Chris received a Sonic Underground DVD, either from a fan or a troll, and rants about how people should send their gifts to him. He also links an Excel Saga video:

Tuesday, 17 September 2013 Time Code: 18:00 - The Most Proper method to deliver a Gift to someone: In Person. Or otherwise, in their Newspaper Box is the Best Indirect Method. In Any Case, I agree with Excel, "Fans Are Weird." And to add, Crazy, Mental, Lack of Life, etc, etc, etc. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1thIup5cqVU&feature=share

Fans are Weird, Part 2

Tuesday, 17 September 2013 Today, September 17, 2013, I found a DVD, which I assume was a present from a Troll or "Fan". It had been resting there for some time before I found it. I could tell that, because it had gotten wet from Rain. Let me make it clear: If you Really Want to make sure I get your Gift, even indirectly, Do Not Be So Careless. Not wildly on the Grass or Yardwide; Not on the Windshield of a vehicle. Put it in the Newspaper Box, or as some people have, have it shipped to my doorstep. Or even In Person would be well.

"Found Gift/Present" Gallery

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  It was a long time before I found; Look how wet it is

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  I could be under the amount of stress YOU DAMN TROLLS continue to put me under

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  You shock me by surprise

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  Thanks

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Fans are Weird, Part 3

Tuesday, 17 September 2013 In any case, "FANS ARE WEIRD."

Toy Of The Year

Chris reposted a picture of his Lego High School set and posted:

Saturday, 21 September 2013 The Lego Friends High School set should be the next Toy of the Year!

Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...

Chris uploads a new picture of Megan Schroeder, along with a rant, and several of him holding a Lego figure.

Tuesday, 24 September 2013 Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing in eight years. Still the same as ever. Meh; German-Crazy; Camo-Red specs on. (Just received in an email from the Ex-Friend-turned-Troll of mine). The minifig I put togeter and shake well with the Witch and the Bastard perfectly matches her to an M and S. —

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The phrase "to an M and S" presumably relates to the idiom "to a T," alluding to the fact that her initials are M.S., like Michael Snyder, and her name starts with an M like Mary Lee Walsh.

Chris-Chan explains it all

In which Chris tells all the true and honest facts about how Megan ruined Chris's life.

Friday, 27 September 2013 Attention, Everyone. There are grave misconceptions that I feel desperately require me to clear up, because what you may hear from other people are likely to be false, or have holes in their tales. Firstly, the ONE, and ONLY ONE, hand drawing I ever did of me and Megan Schroeder in what is of Internet Troll Knowledge on the internet as "Rule 34", of which they have written at rulesoftheinternet.com; involving porn. I will not be posting the drawing, nor will I ever share it with anyone. The original intent of the drawing was purely and true a wishful thinking piece between me and Megan. And More Importantly, at the time when it was originally drawn, and still would apply, it was a message, informing those damn Trolls and Bullies, who had mislabeled me the opposite, that I was in Full Fact a Straight Male; Heterosexual. Nothing degrading or offensive was meant originally by the art piece, plus her eyes were censored; one could figure any brunette woman was the subject. Megan wants to complain about ONE drawing against me versus Her conspiring the PLace employees, Daniel Mimms, Lucas White and the rest of the entire world to make my life a living Hell. The Encyclopedia Dramatica page was born Late October, 2007; the art was created AFTER she began destroying my Soul, Emotions, Heart, Mentality, and My Good, Clean Life!!! I later tore up the original drawing into many little squares and put them into an envelope, which resides in my scrapbook binder full of shamed past relationship art works. I have the factual story of everything has actually transpired years ago between me and Megan Schroeder. August 14th or 21st, 2004 (I'm not sure which; it was shortly after the Yu-Gi-Oh movie was released in theaters); I had been a long time player and fan of Pokémon (both video game and TCG). I became a bit intrigued in the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG, so I took it up as well. The very first tournament I went to at the Game and Hobby PLace; I saw her face, and I fell in love. Over Two Years, during our times between Pokémon League, Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments, and UFS TCG (Soul Calibur, Street Fighter, etc) events at the PLace, all I had been was Nothing but Good, Nice, and Loyal to her. I only touched her shoulder, hand and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive touches. I had not kissed her; she kissed my hand one time. I spent Hundreds of Dollars on her between gifts, and all of the things I bought on eBay for her; mostly Sailor Moon trading cards, all at her request. She even asked me to buy her a Zune, which I spent over 200 on at Best Buy. And how does she reimburse me for the favors and the Zune? NO Cash; Only "her merchandise" of collectible Anime Manga, a few DVDs, figurines, plushes, and a mix bag of Lego pieces. What did I care then? I was head over heels for that bitch. I bought the Uncut Complete Sailor Moon series on DVDs For MYSELF, then I burned the episodes onto DVD-Rs for her; MY Treat. Admittingly, I had one mishap on One episode in the SailorStars Season; I informed her about that. She declined my gift; she wanted the Original DVDs. H.o.H., I gave her my DVDs. This was still long before October, 2007. We also shared our own hand-drawn art pieces with each other; I drew her in Her favorite Red Dark Magician card, and comically me in my favorite card, Dark Magician Girl. All of these Good Things, and Freaking Loyalty! And how does she thank me in the end? Getting Mimms and Lucas to take my photograph without my consent, and her ditching me for another dude and PUBLICALLY Making Out with him to Shock me into mental paralysis that same Friday Pokèmon League Night! Then the following Friday, I get my Wii; I randomly decide to Google my name; BAM! The very first hate-filled web page against me. My mother and father had seen her talking with the PLace employees, hearing some parts of her conspirations against me. I had not fully comprehended her Queen Bee of the Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies activities until years later. Her conspiring with said employees also led to my being banned from the PLace. And NOW, she, with Mimms' help, wants to play the ONE drawing versus Total Life Devastation, Destruction, Creating the Worst Online Reputation (Against Me) Ever In This Earth's History! I ask you, who is the real monster here?

Posts by his friends

14,386,443 out of a possible 10

On 3 September 2013, Chris whines to one of his friends about his stress.

Stress level: 14,386,443 out of a possible 10. :(

I hear that. I have a lot of stress in my life. If not the constant haunting of the Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, all of the individual mistakes I had made in the past greater than a decade (definitely within the recent six years), bad people being awful to me..., then the in person loneliness, the great shyness in Public, my freaking, accursed Autism...; they stress my blood pressure up, make me feel furious and angry, then I feel weak and faint. *ugh.*

8 VERY good friends

On 17 September 2013, one of Chris's new high school friends, Richie Grecki posted:

Sittin in a circle like that '70s show with 8 VERY good friends

Chris posted this the next day:

I wish I could do that now with all of my gal pals: Tiffany Gowen, Kellie Andes, Sarah Bevel, Molly Marie Quarles, Maranda Mitchell..., and to fill in the remaining three slots with my more current friends (still from High School): Sarah Susan Hearn, Ashley Abernathy Aviles, and Rebekah Bentley. If I could invite every other woman to the group, I would, plus Chris Rhodes, Matt Stufano, Brian Smart and Damien Coy.

Offline Schoolhouse Education

On 20 September 2013, Richie Grecki posted:

no matter what kind of mood i'm in, the commercials for EDUCATIONCONNECTION.COM will always make me laugh.

"Get Connected! For Free!" Give me Offline, Schoolhouse Education for Socialization Practices Any Day.

Posts by Chris on others

Expand the blood vessels

On 18 September 2013, Chris posts on a certain Jamie and Adam post:

Thanks for all the sympathy. Had some of the risotto at Jardiniere last night and felt so much better. Just glad I didn't spew on camera. -- Adam (For those who missed the story, it's here: http://bit.ly/17GT7Y2)

Wow! I hear you, Adam. I too have felt stomach-ache, dizzy and clammy; the hours you have suffered it and toughed it out like you did, THAT was a major feat in itself. Did you try taking an asprin during that experience? Usually, for me and my mother at least, that kind of stress is brought on by constricting blood vessels. Asprin, among other OTC drugs and Rx, at least my mother says, is one that helps expand the blood vessels.

Homosexual males RUIN everything

On 21 September 2013, Chris posts on another Jamie and Adam post:

This made me laugh far more than I thought was possible. http://i.imgur.com/mimlRw5.jpg (from reddit) -- Adam

Well, yes and no on humorous. The homosexual males RUIN Everything for the rest of us. "YMCA" and rainbows for starters, and I wish we could go back to when "gay" ONLY meant happy, as sung in the "Flintstones" theme song. Oi!

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