June 2015 Facebook Posts
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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in June 2015. He was also forced by events to return to his protest group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!
Summary
Chris's Posts
More Amiibo
Chris linked to his Ebay page and wrote:
| 3 June 2015
It's time again; I have another ten #Sonichu #amiibo figures made and ready for quick sale and shipment! |
Since this batch of Amiibo was not selling as quickly as the previous two he reiterated the next day:
| 4 June 2015
I repeat: I have another Ten Sonichu Amiibo Figures reinforced and ready for immediate sale and Next Day Shipment! Very Good Collectibles! |
Chris Suffers for His Art
| 4 June 2015
Seriously. I work diligently, tough-hard, lovingly, on each Sonichu Figure. To actually be able to Hand Repurpose, with minimal model magic usage, paint and personally, metaphorically, give birth, and certify, Actual Figures of my own personal main Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon character... It is plain incredible and simply awesome to me. And I had a mishap when I started creation of this batch, on the morning of Wednesday, the 20th: I literally cut my left forefinger, near deep and bad, with a slip of my pocket knife. Fortunately, I had my last tetanus shot less than five years ago. I went to the emergency room; I had to get my finger numbed and stitched. They gauzed and splinted the finger; I've had to put up with that for nearly a week, during the healing and reapplication of antibiotic ointment and the band-aids and putting the gauze and splint back on. I just had the stitch removed this past Monday. And now I am feeling crestfallen that over a day has passed from relisting the figures, right after completing them, and no one is buying them. What the hell? |
Kenneth offered:
| I think a little set of miniature files that you use in jewelry repair along with a dust mask would work better. |
Chris responded:
| No, it would not. |
William asked:
| Do you have a first aid kit handy? What were you doing with the pocket knife? |
Chris answered:
| Prying a few portions off; glued on sections. |
Punchy in Super Smash Bros.
| 6 June 2015
#PunchySonichu's choice is Little Mac. They both like to box, although Punchy kicks too; better than just a Hitmonchan. Thinking of it, is the Smash Bros. fighting format appropriate to someone who boxes instead of wrestles? But then, who cares? It's Smash Bros. Also, let's vote for #Sonichu to be a DLC character in #SuperSmashBros., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and #Rosechu Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that. Tune in Next Time for #MagiChanSonichu's Character Choice. |
In the illustration, Punchy is saying:
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Favorite Smash Fighter? Alright. With my animated humor, the popular guess has been Toon Link. Ch! Yeah! He's a cute cartoon, but, come on, do I weild a sword? No! The bets on my character's amiibo figure online are High. Anyway, it's Little Mac. Boxing is our mutual expertise, and my uppercuts are killer. And to charge up for a Final Blow is awesome. I enjoy showing off my Thunder, Fire, and Ice Punches too. And I can launch really mean kicks with my feet too. Wham! |
I Like to Be Pristine
Chris shared a link to a template which allows transgender people to insert their own photos on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine in the style of Caitlyn Jenner.
| 7 June 2015
This is a trend I can be nothing but most delighted and proud to be a part of. We Are #Transgender; Hear Us Roar! #MyVanityFairCover #Transwoman #Lesbian #LGBTQ #Pride |
Let's Go Bowling
The "Cville Pride" page asked people to RSVP regarding an upcoming "LGBTQ Youth & Family Bowling Night," and state how many people would be attending. Chris responded:
| 9 June 2015
Just me; one adult. |
Sensory Overload 2: Electric Boogaloo
Chris provided a link to a YouTube video announcement of a new title in the Sonic Boom franchise. His remarks:
| 9 June 2015
Hell No!!! Still with the Blue Arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!! GameStops, Wal-Marts, Targets, Toys "R" Us, Best Buys, and all stores that sells video games, PLEASE, DO NOT STOCK, PRESELL, OR SELL THIS GAME!!! SEGA Needs to Listen AND Learn!!! The Protest and Boycott Continues and Resumes!!! (Although, I, myself, am forced to be physically inactive, locally to me, in the protest; I will not be posting any physical notes or bills in any store, whatsoever) **groan** |
Bring Me the Head of O(l)mar Woodley!
Chris linked to an article on the "SEGA Nerds" page, "SEGA producer discusses future of Sonic Boom franchise," and added a decree:
| 9 June 2015
Bring to me, in person, the one called Olmar Woodley, So I can tell to his face of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Gi Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading, Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Him Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom! Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley!!! |
Three hours later he edited it to read:
| 9 June 2015
Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading, Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom! Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!! |
Going Too Far
9 June 2015
.jpg) I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray. Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!! #SEGA has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time! #SonicBoom #FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA |
Chris Spams Facebook
Chris spent a portion of 10 June copypasting his plea of the previous day that stores not sell Sonic Boom, along with links to his blarms protest group and his personal page. He left it as a reply to the reveal of the Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice box art on "My Nintendo News;" and to an article on "Tails' Channel." The public group "My Nintendo News" posted an article entitled, "Sega Says They're Taking Fan and Press Feedback And Building From It For Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice." Chris left the same reply here, along with:
| 10 June 2015
The arms are still freaking blue; they are NOT listening. |
Magi-Chan in Super Smash Bros.
| 10 June 2015
#MagiChanSonichu's choice is Mewtwo, Ness or Lucas. And just as Magi-Chan has stated in his testimonial through me, until #SEGA changes #SonictheHedgehog's arm colour back to tan in Everything #SonicBoom, including the just announced title, each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads. Good Day. https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/ Aside from that, let's vote for #Sonichu to be a DLC character in #SuperSmashBros., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and #Rosechu Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that. |
MagiChan says:
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Mewtwo. I appreciated his mentorship in teaching and aid perfecting my Psychic, telekenetic, mind-reading and control, Future-Seeing powers, abilities, and all other Great Mental Powers. But, as his Amiibo figure is yet to be available, as well as Lucas, I am resorted with the chip of Ness in Christine's crafted Amiibo figure of myself. She was able to put together one of each of us main electric-hedgehog characters in this dimension that is perfectly synched with your own, through Christine Weston Chandler's mind, blood and soul. This, our own Prime Dimension and Universe, can not be altered in any shape and form by anyone else's hand or mind. And in our matched dimensions, while his attire has changed, Sonic the Hedgehog's arm colour has never been changed or altered. And until SEGA changes the arm colour back to Tan in the upcoming "Fire&Ice" game, in the "Rise of Lyric" and "Shattered Crystal" games with Software Update Data, and in every single episode of the "Sonic Boom" cartoon show, all individuals, past and present, involved in everything "Sonic Boom", minus the Sonic CD game, will each suffer from constant and inconsistent mental sensory overloads. Good Day. |
Waterman asked:
| Will you make a Robee Sonichu amiibo? |
Chris replied:
| Well, with the return of the blue arm bandits behind these Sonic Booms occupying our minds and stressing me, we may never know, will we? |
Waterman asked for clarification:
| ... you mean we'll never know, until you make one? The blue arms stressing you is stopping you from making it? |
Chris:
| Yeah, among other problems. |
Amiibo Expenses
Here he explained what he meant by the "other problems" he mentioned to Waterman in the above post.
| 10 June 2015
The reason I am hesitant on offering figures of the rest of my electric-hedgehog Pokémon, is because of possible, past undetermined, higher costs to make each of them. In particular, Angelica needs not only Pit's figure's chip, but the wings as well. Little Mac is extremely rare, and Ness is rare too. It takes three figures to make up Blake and Magi-Chan figures. And to better describe that was the reasoning behind the favorite fighter characters the past few weeks. Thank you. |
No, Not That Catherine
"Legit Lady Gamers" asked the community what they thought of the game "Catherine." Chris offered:
| 10 June 2015
I have played it for a while. I enjoyed the charms and sexualities of both Catherines in the story. I liked the platform puzzles, but I would have delighted it better if instead of the guy, I could have wandered the blocks as either Catherine. ;) Anyhoo, I would rate the game a 4/5. |
Disapproval
Chris did not think that a joke made on the "SEGA Nerds" page was funny.
| 11 June 2015
No. Just, No. |:( |
Two Reminders
Chris shared an old post from his protest group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!
| 11 June 2015
A reminder. |
He also reposted his long defense of the behavior which had gotten him arrested.
| 11 June 2015
Just a reminder. |
Wordplay
For some reason, a radio station requested that people post "your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N." Chris amused himself by posting:
| 12 June 2015
Ht Wto Hd |
The Difference Between Justified and Unjustified Transformations
| 12 June 2015
On the other topic, changing the gender on my alter (Chris Chan) Sonichu Form HAS a good reason: the REAL Me is of Female Soul and Identity; my self-character MATCHES AND HAS TO MATCH, and like those removable clip-on wings, the transformation changes along as well. There is NO Reason or Justification WHATSOEVER in Sonic the Hedgehog's Arm Colour! |
Chris Gives SEGA an Out
| 12 June 2015
If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to "Modernize" Sonic or to make Sonic "appealing to the younger generations", I may reconsider. |
No and Shut Up
Another update on the new Sonic Boom game was posted on "SEGA Nerds," and Chris replied:
| 12 June 2015
Change his arm colour back to tan already!!! |
A ween responded:
| Fuckin stop. |
Chris shot back:
| No, and shut up. |
Pony Facial Expressions
On the page "Derpy Hooves and Friends - Friendship is Muffins," someone posted a collage of facial expressions made by the ponies on the show. Chris asked:
| 12 June 2015
Fluttershy from MNFBKDiscord episode; What DOES that facial expression mean? |
Vaginal Outlines
| 12 June 2015
Do you know who Likes me? These Women Like Me! I was at the Boom Boom Burlesque Show Friday Night, and Zhora Nova was quite taken with my audience support and participation. On stage, I acted a drown quite well. I applied naraja lip balm with vaginal outlines. And I flexed muscles and booty. Not only was I awarded a couple of blow pops, but I also won the raffle, complete with a Trophy and a Tiara, among other most valuable prizes. And Kisses and hugs were shared with great delight. :) And I also made more women friends, as well as met with a couple of other recent women friends once again as well. Thank You All, Ladies, for a Most Fabulous And Fun Night, and for becoming my new friends too! [blowing kiss emoji] |
Kenneth wrote:
| Damn. Looks like you're becoming the life of the party. |
Chris replied:
| Damn Lesbian Strait! |
Rowan Dunston wrote:
| Awesome! Go girl, did you find any cuties to take home or at least get some phone numbers? :D |
Chris replied:
| Yes I did. |
Three hours later Chris made a follow-up post:
| 12 June 2015
I want to bring up that the burlesque show and performances were Outstanding. Lovely and divine dresses for the Summer theme. All of the ladies looked fabulous. The improv at the moments were delightful. Their striptease movements were smooth and fluid; met beyond what I was expecting for my first Burlesque show. The prop comedies within were a fun bonus. And the audience participation bits were thought out very well with the theme. If the advertisement on the event page is correct, there could be an encore performance tonight, the 13th at 12:30 AM a at Impulse after the Drag Show (call ahead to confirm). To see their performance is Totally worth the trip, and the tips. :) |
He then gave The Boom Boom Room an official 5-star review.
Who Needs Spoiler Alerts?
| 13 June 2015
"Derpy, thy name is Muffins." Ditzy #Derpy Bubbly Doo MailMare... The credits show her name as... Muffins. Ah... The staff had better have a Good Reason behind naming her Muffins. Oh well, her Ship with Doctor Whooves is Confirmed as well. Now, they have to Name another Pegasus Ditzy Doo. Fun episode, still. Looking forward to the next episode. |
Don't Get Too Dark
Chris wasted no time in offering advice to one of his new burlesque performer gal-pals, "Jane Ostentatious." On her page she posted:
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Baltimore peeps, come to Club Orpheus to meet dark Jane. The transformation has begun! |
Chris replied:
| 13 June 2015
Don't get too dark; you'd blend into the night, or otherwise have moodiness take over. |
Eye Test
Chris found a visual puzzle which asked, "What Number Do you see??" Chris answered:
| 14 June 2015
571 |
Pristinely Not Perfect
| 14 June 2015
I just looked up the definition of "pristine": clean, perfect, mint condition, spotless, to name a few words. I like being clean after my daily shower with shampoo, conditioner, soap and water. But aside from that, "I am pristinely not perfect". :D |