User:MachPunch/Sandbox

This is an effort to combine the information on here and here into a single page for all videos Chris appeared in or personally made.

I'm using a table format because I think it organizes the information best, and it helps to clarify the various symbols use to describe the videos. It should now be lots easier to quickly see how many videos belong to a particular saga, or how many consecutive days Chris was filmed wearing the same shirt. When it's complete, I look forward to charting the lengths of "dry spells."

The only way to make an article listing ALL the videos (without making it prohibitively huge) is to make smaller articles and transclude them into the full list. The CWCki has done this by way of using templates but I just learned you can transclude an article--for example, pasting {{:Rainbow}} into a page would cause the entire "Rainbow" article to appear at that point in the page. Wikipedia uses this technique for lists of TV episodes, transcluding the table of episodes for each season into the article for the whole series.

I propose breaking up the video lists into the following articles:

• List of Chris-chan videos, 1994-2006
• List of Chris-chan videos, 2007
• List of Chris-chan videos, 2008
• List of Chris-chan videos, January 2009
• List of Chris-chan videos, February 2009

[...]

• List of Chris-chan videos, October 2010
• List of Chris-chan videos, November 2010

Each month of 2009-present would get an article. (Months with no videos or very few videos would still get their own article; it'd just be easier to keep track of than trying to remember whether it's May-June 2009 or May-July 2009.)

We could then transclude all of these pages into a single "List of Chris-chan videos" page, which would be really long but would save users the hassle of navigating through 20+ separate lists.

Working on

Summer 2009. TGI Friday's videos, Rollin and Trollin, and the rise of the Liquid saga.

Format

• Each video gets its own row in the table, even if that video is part of a series or one of multiple videos on the same article.
• Date: The date Chris posted the video to the internet, or (if known) the date Chris originally filmed it.
• Title: The title Chris gave the video when he uploaded it, or the filename he used when it was leaked. For his DVD stuff the names in his tracklisting are fine. The title is linked to the article about the video; if the article title is different, the format should be [[Title of the article for the video|Chris's original title of the video]].
• Topics: Include whatever icons are relevant to whatever the video is about. If no icons are appropriate, leave this column blank. Major topics like Clyde and Ivy should be put in the Saga column.
• Saga: If the video is part of a saga, use the corresponding icon. Sagas overlap, so it's possible for a video to belong to more than one.
• Style: Chris's attitude and delivery in the video. If he's furious use Rage, if he's acting like a goofball use Crazy, etc.
• Shirt: If there's an icon for what Chris is wearing in the video, put it here. Chris occasionally dresses in layers so there can be more than one of these.
• Source: The way we first received the video. If it first appeared on YouTube, list the account where it appeared (Chris has had several, so be specific). If it was leaked, use Leaked. Note that Chris's DVD was leaked, but some of its tracks were already put on his YouTube.
• Media: Live is for home video/webcam footage, Television is for news broadcasts, and Machinima is for when Chris is recording directly from his computer (e.g. PowerPoint) or video games (e.g., Game Boy camera, Animal Crossing, LittleBigPlanet).
• Description: brief summary of the video. Remember, if people really want a lot of information, they'd just go to the article for it.

1994-2006

Prior to 2007, Chris produced or appeared in twelve known videos.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
26 February 1994	Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes	Video games Television Autism			Rainbow	Sonichu	Television	Local news coverage of Chris's $1000 video game shopping spree, which he won from a 1993 contest on the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon.
15 May 1998	Song of Christian	Autism Video games	HighSchool	Rage Tragedy		Leaked	Live	Video made for a high school class. Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.
4 June 1998	Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway	Video games				Leaked	Machinima	Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.
16 October 1999	Chris Chan in the PokéNews	Video games		Smug	PokéShirt	Sonichu	Television	The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.
12 July 2001	The City of Cwicville Tour!					Leaked	Machinima	Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera.
22 November 2003	Animal Crossing Documentary	Video games Website		Comedy Reason		Leaked	Machinima	Chris spends wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in Animal Crossing.
7 June 2004	The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special	Video games		Comedy Reason		Leaked	Machinima	Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.
20 December 2004	So Need a Cute Girl Music Video	Music Sex		Tragedy	Classic Shirt	Leaked	Live	To promote his Love Quest Chris performs his signature hit, as well as the rare B-side track, "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend". Earliest known video footage of the Sonichu medallion.
25 December 2004	ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004	Other		Tragedy		Leaked	Live	Chris shows off his Christmas presents with his parents - who both seem outright forlorn, apparently realizing this is how their adult son will act for the rest of his life.
26 December 2004	ChrisAfterChristmas2004	Galpals		Tragedy		Leaked	Live	Chris complains that Santa did not bring him an boyfriend-free girl on Christmas.
24 February 2005	Harvey Birdman Commercial	Television		Comedy	Classic Shirt	Sonichu	Live	Christian enters an Adult Swim contest to make a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set. He calls the character "Harvey Dirdban" before yammering about his Love Quest, Mary Lee Walsh, and Sonichu.
28 November 2006	Pixelated PS3	Video games		Comedy	Classic Shirt	Sonichu	Live	Chris enters a Robot Chicken competition, "What would you do for a PS3?" His answer is to forsake a hypothetical cure for autism, and build one out of Legos and PixelBlocks.

2007

In 2007, Chris produced or appeared in 6 videos.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
24 February 2007	C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics					Leaked	Machinima	Slideshow created for the DVD, showcasing images from Chris's scrapbook.
24 February 2007	Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE	Homos		Reason	Classic Shirt	Sonichu	Live	In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.
8 May 2007?	Chris Chan Vs. Mary Lee Walsh	Violence		Rage Crazy		Sonichu	Machinima	Chris takes revenge against Mary Lee Walsh by attempting to beat up her effigy in a fighting game on the easiest setting.
29 June 2007	CWC PaRappa the Rapper Onion A-La Mode Dance	Music Video games	Stackhouse	Comedy	Orange	Sonichu	Live	Chris does a rap for the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown competition. Adam Stackhouse wins.
August 2007	CWC is Angry	Violence	Stackhouse	Rage	Classic Shirt	Veoh	Live	Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse with a toy gun to prove how angry he is about losing the PaRappa contest.
07 November 2007	Chris Chan's Public Announcement	Autism Trolls	ED	Reason	Yellow & Red Stripe	Sonichu	Live	In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

2008

Chris produced or appeared in 29 videos in 2008.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
03 August 2008	CWC's Second Message	Trolls Homos Comics Galpals Rumors	ED	RageTragedy	Red & White	Sonichu	Live	After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury. He demands the ED page be taken down and angrily blames the article for ruining his relationship with Megan.
06 August 2008	Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)	Comics Trolls	ED	ReasonRage	PokéShirt	Sonichu	Live	Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.
08 August 2008	Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction	Comics	ED	Reason Comedy	South African Flag	Sonichu	Live	Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal, he provides a sneak preview of the Ghostbusters sketch from the long-awaited Sonichu #7.
15 August 2008	An Official Sonichu Update	Comics Video games	ED	Reason Smug	Sea Green	Sonichu	Live	In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.
28 August 2008	Sonichu Game Talk Part 1	Video games		Reason	Sea Green	Sonichu	Live	In a two-part video, Chris discusses the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.
28 August 2008	Sonichu Game Talk Part 2	Video games		Reason	Sea Green	Sonichu	Live	In a two-part video, Chris discusses the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.
11 September 2008	Christian's Update Sept. 11, 2008	Trolls	Blanca Hill	Tragedy	Blue & Red Sleeved Rugby	Sonichu	Live	Chris realizes Blanca is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by Jimmy Hill.
13 September 2008	Christian's Update Sept. 13, 2008	Video games Comics	Blanca Hill	Reason	Jerkop	Sonichu	Live	Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. He also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
24 September 2008	Chris Chan Update September 24, 2008	Galpals Music	Panda Stackhouse	Crazy	Dog Shirt	CChan6789	Live	After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Chris decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Chris himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest. Chris declares his eternal love for PandaHalo and sings "Never Gonna Give You Up" for her.
25 September 2008	Chrischan the Elephant		Panda	Crazy	Green White Stripe	Leaked	Live	Chris pretends to be an elephant for PandaHalo.
25 September 2008	Chrischan the Chicken		Panda	Crazy	Green White Stripe	Leaked	Live	Chris pretends to be a chicken for PandaHalo.
25 September 2008	Chrischan Undressing	Sex	Panda	Crazy	Green White Stripe	Leaked	Live	Chris undresses for PandaHalo.
25 September 2008	Long.mp4	Sex	Panda	Crazy	Green White Stripe	Leaked	Live	Chris begins masturbating for PandaHalo.
25 September 2008	Jizz.flv	Sex	Panda	Crazy	Green White Stripe	Leaked	Live	Chris ejaculates for PandaHalo.
04 October 2008	Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408	Trolls	Blanca	Crazy	Green with Black Trim	CChan6789	Live	Chris attempts to mimic Æon Flux and warns trolls to stop spying on him and Blanca.
09 October 2008	Chris Chan Update October 9, 2008	Trolls	Blanca		Orange	CChan6789	Live	Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls, acting as Blanca, have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
13 October 2008	Chris Chan Update Columbus Day, 2008	Video games	Hill		Dog Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris praises LittleBigPlanet and complains that Jimmy Hill's Sonichu toy is just a recolor of a Sonic toy.
21 October 2008	Chris Chan Update October 21, 2008		Blanca Hill	Tragedy	Vert Red	CChan6789	Live	Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
27 October 2008	Chris Chan Q&A 10272008	Comics		Smug Reason	Classic Shirt	CChan6789	Live	In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chat room convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.
27 October 2008	Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour	Video games Music				CChan6789	Machinima	Mentioned in the previous video, Chris introduces his representation of himself, and Sonichu artwork on his guitar, in Guitar Hero World Tour. Chris performs Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" in the game.
27 October 2008	Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBiGPlanet Level	Video games				CChan6789	Machinima	First in a series of seven boring videos devoted to Chris's newest toy, LittleBigPlanet.
28 October 2008	Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race	Video games				CChan6789	Machinima	Second in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.
29 October 2008	A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret	Video games				CChan6789	Machinima	Third in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.
14 November 2008	CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled Burgertime Level	Video games				CChan6789	Machinima	Fourth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.
14 November 2008	CWC's Sonichu Costume for Sackboy.	Video games				CChan6789	Machinima	Fifth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.
17 November 2008	CWC's LittleBiGPlanet Collector's Case	Video games				CChan6789	Machinima	Sixth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.
17 November 2008	CWC's Personal LBP Collector's Case	Video games				CChan6789	Machinima	Seventh in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.
24 November 2008	LBC1-CWC's PlayStation 3 History	Video games				CChan6789	Machinima	Chris's LittleBigPlanet level showcasing his feelings about the PS3, for entry in a LBP contest.
28 December 2008	CWC Update 12282008	Video games Comics	Clyde	Tragedy	Vert Red	CChan6789	Live	Chris's first on-screen video appearance in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, and offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, a boy who killed himself out of despair of ever seeing Sonichu #8 completed. Chris vows to get back to work on the comics.

2009

January

Chris produced or appeared in 13 videos in January 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
06 January 2009	CWC ACCityFolk Update	Video games	Miyamoto		Dog Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris announces that a deal has been made with Shigeru Miyamoto of Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
08 January 2009	CWC Update 010808	Website	Clyde Miyamoto	Rage	Dark Red	CChan6789	Live	Chris issues a statement announcing the hacking of CWC's Sonichu Site! by Gregg Mays. He demands that the site be restored, since he is not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS
12 January 2009	IamSTRAIGHT	Homos		Rage	Red Yellow Stripe	CChan6789	Live	In eight seconds, Chris "proves" he's straight with a poster of Britney Spears.
12 January 2009	IamSTRAIGHT	Homos		Reason	Red Yellow Stripe	CChan6789	Live	In case the first video didn't convince you, Chris elaborates for ten minutes about his straightness, and holds up a copy of Playboy.
15 January 2009	CWC's Denouncement of the E.D. "Chris Chan" Webpage	Power Trolls Galpals	ED Miyamoto	Smug Rage	Dark Red	CChan6789	Live	Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian strongly denounces his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
16 January 2009	CWCUpdate01312009	Website	ED	Tragedy	Vert Blue Grey Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris warns his fans that Jason Kendrick Howell has hacked his Tripod account again, so he announces the abandonment of sonichu.net and the creation of sonichu.info.
17 January 2009	Christian Weston Chandler to Mr. Miyamoto	Video games	Miyamoto	Reason	Vert Blue Grey Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris tries to salvage his video game deal with Miyamoto after they each accused one another of being a troll.
18 January 2009	CWCUpdate01182009	Homos Violence		Rage	Classic Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris issues a scathing statement in response to hackers sending emails in his name claiming to have come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator that he has placed in his anus.
19 January 2009	CWCtoClydeCash		Clyde	Reason	Classic Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother Ryan's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, perhaps by finding a girlfriend. He also compares Clyde's family tragedy to the death of his dog.
21 January 2009	CWCUpdate01202009	Website Homos Trolls			The Joker	CChan6789	Live	Announcement of the demise of sonichu.info. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon. Oh, and by the way, Chris thinks his grade school principal molested him.
26 January 2009	CWCUpdate01262009	Video games Comics Homos	Miyamoto	Smug	Jamaican Flag	CChan6789	Live	Chris claims to have recently attended a summit with Miyamoto in Red Mond, where they supposedly discussed their video game partnership. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
30 January 2009	CWC Update 30 January 2009	Homos Video games	Miyamoto	Rage Smug	Tan Wide Lines	CChan6789	Live	Chris admits he didn't really go to Red Mond. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into an attack on true (heterosexual) love.
31 January 2009	CWCUpdate01312009	Video games Autism	Miyamoto	Tragedy	Yellow & Red Stripe	CChan6789	Live	Chris apologizes to Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé, and begs them not to cancel the project and to prove to his family that the project is real.

February

Chris produced or appeared in 9 videos in February 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
05 February 2009	ECV 00048	Homos	Julie Clyde		Dark Red	CChan6789	Live	Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
05 February 2009	ECV 00049	Homos	Julie Clyde		Dark Red	CChan6789	Live	Unsatisfied with Chris's first take, Clyde forces him to a second time to announce he is gay. Chris tries even harder to subliminally indicate that the statement is being made under duress.
06 February 2009	ECV 00050	Homos	Julie Clyde	Reason	Straight White Lines	CChan6789	Live	Chris quickly reveals the reason he said he was gay, and explains all the clues he provided to the contrary. To complete another obligation to Clyde, he destroys his vibrator.
08 February 2009	CWC Update 02082009	Homos Website	Panda Julie	Tragedy	Green Stripe	CChan6789	Live	Chris again denies that he has come out of the closet. He introduces sonichuandrosechu.com as his new website. He also speculates that his sweetheart PandaHalo may have been killed in the recent bushfires in Australia, and pleads with her to let him know if she's safe.
10 February 2009	CWC Update 02102009	Video games	Miyamoto Julie Clyde	Reason	Dog Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America confirming that he had never been talking to the real Shigeru Miyamoto.
18 February 2009	CWC Shout Out to Sarah May	Galpals		Reason Tragedy	Jamaican Flag	CChan6789	Live	Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May.
18 February 2009	CWC Update 02182009	Homos		Tragedy	Jamaican Flag	CChan6789	Live	Chris apologizes for having ever said that he hates all gays.
20 February 2009	For Julies Eyes Only.MP4	Sex	Julie	Crazy	Nude	Leaked	Live	Footage of Chris's duck pounding his sex doll's tom-tom and calling it JULAYYY!
23 February 2009	Ode to Julie (confirm original title)		Julie	Crazy	Red Blue	CChan6789	Live	Chris waxes Shakespearean for Julie. He also farts a lot.

March

Chris produced or appeared in 19 videos in March 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
04 March 2009	CWC Update 03042009		Julie	Tragedy	Vert Blue Grey Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Announcements regarding the abrupt end of the Julie saga and the status of BILLY MAYS being mayor of CWCville.
04 March 2009	ECV 00058	Website	Julie	Tragedy	Vert Blue Grey Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris announces the downfall of sonichuandrosechu.com, and asks someone to give Max Milvania a cold.
10 March 2009	CWC with Bible - Leviticus	Homos			Red Yellow Stripe	CChan6789	Live	Chris reads the anti-homosexual passages from Leviticus 18 after hearing about them from Family Guy. He announces that his Love Quest will henceforth be in real life only, and will not be pursued online.
12 March 2009	CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie	Galpals	Emily		The Joker	CChan6789	Live	Chris asks Emily and Stephanie to call him back.
16 March 2009	Apology to Emily	Galpals	Emily		Red Stuttgart	CChan6789	Live	Chris apologizes to Emily for missing their date.
16 March 2009	Apology to Game & Hobby Place	Video games	Game_Place_saga	Tragedy	Red Stuttgart	CChan6789	Live	Chris tries to make amends with Michael Snyder so he can buy stuff.
18 March 2009	CWC Update 03182009 More Updated	Comics Video games	Ivy		Captain Falcon	CChan6789	Live	Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
20 March 2009	Update		Ivy	Crazy	Jerkop	CChan6789	Live	Chris talks to Ivy exactly as if she were a baby.
26 March 2009	CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero	Music	Ivy	Crazy	Jerkop PokéShirt	CChan6789	Live	An elaborately-produced (well, for Chris) music video set to Chris singing the Bonnie Tyler power ballad.
26 March 2009	CWC Major Update 03262009	Galpals Trolls Website Comics Power	Ivy	Reason Tragedy	Vert Blue Grey Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Chris angrily demands that people stop harassing Megan.
27 March 2009	Inside			Tragedy Reason		CChan6789	Live	An unprecedented look at 14 Branchland Court and the piles of garbage therein.
27 March 2009	Outside			Tragedy Reason		CChan6789	Live	The outside of Chris's house is almost as disturbing as the inside.
27 March 2009	CWC Update!!!!! 03272009	Violence Power Comics	Ivy Clyde	Rage	Vert Blue Grey Shirt	CChan6789	Live	Tard rage beyond max thousands. Chris tells everyone to "BACK THE FUCK OFF!" and expresses a desire to strangle Clyde Cash.
28 March 2009	ECV 00069	Music	Ivy	Crazy	Red Blue	CChan6789	Live	Chris mumbles to Ivy while another track of him singing "Lovin' You" plays in the background.
29 March 2009	ECV 00021	Music Television	Ivy	Reason Comedy	Danger Stripe	CChan6789	Live	Ivy has a friend who thinks farting will kill her or something. Chris knows how to help her.
30 March 2009	CWC	Violence	Clyde ED	Rage	Brown with Logo	CChan6789	Live	Chris rages at Clyde Cash over the ED page that Clyde does not run.
30 March 2009	Take that Page DOWN NOW	Violence	Clyde ED	Rage	Brown with Logo	CChan6789	Live	Director's cut of the previous video, with more growling and raging.
30 March 2009	Secret Weapon		Clyde	Smug	Brown with Logo	CChan6789	Live	Chris has obtained Clyde's mugshot! Well, no he hasn't.
30 March 2009	YouTube Finale		Clyde	Rage	Brown with Logo	CChan6789	Live	Chris leaves YouTube forever for ten days in defiance of Clyde.

April

Chris produced or appeared in 24 videos in April 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
09 April 2009	CWC Update 04092009	Website	Ivy	Crazy	Vert Red	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris launches his new CChanSonichu YouTube account and cwcville.com. He thanks Ivy for fixing his biological clock and says he can FEEL THE COSMOS!
12 April 2009	CWC Update Easter 2009	Comics	Ivy		Red Stripe	CChanSonichu	Live	Announcement of the release of Episode 19 on cwcville.com. Chris gives a shout-out to Ivy, her crabs, and his dead girlfriend's sister.
12 April 2009	More for the crabs		Ivy		Red Stripe	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris offers his good wishes to Ivy's crabs.
12 April 2009	ECV 00081		Ivy	Crazy	Red Stripe	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris makes out with Ivy, using his sex doll Kimmi as a proxy.
12 April 2009	Bunny Hop		Ivy	Crazy	Red Stripe	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris holds two straws behind his head and hops around like a bunny. Srsly.
16 April 2009	ACWCAudition	Music	Ivy Clyde	Comedy Crazy	Straight White Lines	Leaked	Live	Chris's "audition tape" that he filmed for Vanessa Hudgens
16 April 2009	ECV 00082	Sex	Ivy	Reason	Creepy Robe	Leaked	Live	Chris demonstrates for Ivy how he recycles his own semen.
16 April 2009	ECV 00083	Sex	Ivy	Crazy	Nude	Leaked	Live	Chris, fully nude, bends over and spanks himself to apologize to Ivy and turn her on.
16 April 2009	ECV 00084	Sex	Ivy	Crazy	Nude	Leaked	Live	Chris wanders around in his bathroom, fully nude.
17 April 2009	I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy		Ivy	Crazy	Vert Red	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris kisses and makes up with Officer Nasty, so somehow this means Ivy will forgive him.
17 April 2009	Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions		Ivy	Tragedy	Vert Red	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris reads from Matthew 5:27-30, and apologizes for cybering with Vanessa Hudgens when he was supposed to stay faithful to Ivy.
23 April 2009	Will the REAL Clyde Cash Please step forward		Clyde	Crazy Rage	Red Green Stripe	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris calls out Clyde Cash for a final showdown.
24 April 2009	CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨	Music	Ivy		Classic Shirt	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris proposes marriage to Ivy, leading into a music video of him singing Celene Dion while his future marriage is depicted in comics form.
24 April 2009	I Got A Fish	Music		Comedy	Classic Shirt	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris cements his place in YouTube history by finally making an unforgettably stupid video that isn't NSFW.
24 April 2009	MEOW		Ivy	Crazy		CChanSonichu	Live	A short clip from the wedding video
27 April 2009	StrongCWC1	Power		Comedy	topless	Leaked	Live	Chris boasts of his power and shreds on his toy guitar.
27 April 2009	StrongCWC2	Power		Comedy	topless	Leaked	Live	Chris narrates himself lifting a chair which weighs "a grand number of pounds."
27 April 2009	StrongCWCPower	Power		Comedy	topless	Leaked	Live	Chris narrates himself lifting the same chair with a basket of books in it.
27 April 2009	CWCFlyingElephants			Crazy	Creepy Robe Nude	Leaked	Live	The Miscreants leak Chris's tribute to Monty Python, which mainly involves him running around naked while screaming.
28 April 2009	ECV 00095	Sex	Ivy	Reason	Straight White Lines	CChanSonichu	Live	Having been told that the April 16 videos were leaked and discovered by a small child, Chris addresses the issue and justifies his jizz-drinking and self-flagellation in a manner that audiences of all ages can understand. He avoids saying Ivy asked for the videos, but seems concerned that people will think he made them for some guy.
28 April 2009	ECV 00096	Sex	Ivy	Crazy	Straight White Lines	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris is now free to name the person who requested the fetish videos, and he is visibly relieved to do so. He insists Ivy is real and they will have sex.
29 April 2009	CWC Update 04292009	Comics			Straight White Lines	CChanSonichu	Live	Apology for delays in the completion of Episode 19.
30 April 2009	ShutUpBrain			Crazy	Red Yellow Stripe	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris demonstrates how he has to tell his brain to stop thinking so he can sleep.
30 April 2009	WakeUpBrain			Crazy	Red Yellow Stripe	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris demonstrates how he has to tell his brain to wake up so he can think clearly.

May

Chris produced or appeared in 6 videos in May 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
01 May 2009	For My Sweetest Ivy	Sex Music	Ivy	Crazy	Red Stuttgart	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris wears a suit(!) and talks like a three-year-old about how he can't wait to rock Ivy's body.
01 May 2009	CWC Address to Unilever About AXE	Homos		Reason	Creepy Robe	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris is so outraged that Axe products are being used by homosexuals that he makes a public address about it while wearing a bathrobe.
01 May 2009	CWC Letter to Unilever	Homos		Reason	Creepy Robe	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris follows up on the critical men's hygiene product issue by reading an open letter to Unilever. He is still wearing a bathrobe.
03 May 2009	Keep CWCs Wikipedia Up			Rage	Red Blue	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris makes his case for why his Wikipedia page should be restored.
19 May 2009	CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters			Reason Comedy Rage	Straight White Lines	CChanSonichu	Live	Having been convinced Ivy was a troll, Chris amends his Love Quest policy and refuses to make future love connections over the internet.
22 May 2009	CWC Update 05222009	Website			Vert Red	CChanSonichu	Live	Putting the Ivy saga behind him, Chris vows to give the trolls no more food to feed off of. He also invites potential sweethearts to meet him in person. No darkies, please.

June

Chris produced or appeared in 12 videos in June 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
12 June 2009	Grip 'n' Sip				Red Stuttgart	ScarletSanctum	Live	Chris tries a Long Island Iced Tea at TGI Friday's.
12 June 2009	Chris Loves The Night Life~!				Red Stuttgart	ScarletSanctum	Live	Chris performs karaoke of "I Love the Nightlife".
13 June 2009	oops i almost forgot	Comics			Red Stuttgart	ScarletSanctum	Live	Sonichu is still rockin' in Chris's head.
13 June 2009	chrissy				Red Stuttgart	ScarletSanctum	Live	Chris holds a long black balloon.
13 June 2009	Chrischan	Video games			Red Stuttgart	ScarletSanctum	Live	Chris shows off his custom-decorated PSP.
14 June 2009	Don't Trust Any Homos Over There	Homos Music Racism		Comedy	Other	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris posts his first YouTube video in nearly a month to rework "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" into a song about homos.
14 June 2009	I'm Sorry, Dude	Homos		Tragedy Reason	Creepy Robe	CChanSonichu	Live	Apology for the previous video.

July

Chris produced or appeared in 30 videos in July 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
01 July 2009	CWC Update 07012009				Red & White	CChanSonichu	Live	Denial of involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS
01 July 2009	For G4s Web Soup				Red & White	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris responds to G4, following the use of I Got A Fish on Web Soup.
07 July 2009	CWC Update 07072009				Green White Stripe	CChanSonichu	Live	Second denial of involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS.
10 July 2009	CWC Calls Out ShmionSonozaki			Rage	The Referee	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris accuses ShmionSonozaki of being a troll and a hermaphrodite.
10 July 2009	CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool			Rage	The Referee	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris accuses sonichuizcool of being a troll.
10 July 2009	CWC Calls Out oxycleanfanatic2264			Rage	The Referee	CChanSonichu	Live	Chris accuses oxycleanfanatic2264 of being a hacker, possibly in connection to the hacking of his YouTube account.
11 July 2009	A near public apology			Reason	Red & White	IBAChandler	Live	Chris creates a new YouTube account so he can apologize for the 10 July videos that got his CChanSonichu account suspended.
12 July 2009	Chris and the Hedgehog Boys LIVE!	Music			The Referee	ScarletSanctum	Live	Chris performs karaoke of "So Need a Cute Girl".
12 July 2009	CwcTAR	Music			The Referee	ScarletSanctum	Live	Chris plays air guitar to Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot".
12 July 2009	Chris Firing a away	Music			The Referee	ScarletSanctum	Live	More of Chris plays air guitar to Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot".
12 July 2009	CWC needin whimmenz	Sex		Comedy	The Referee	ScarletSanctum	Live	"All female hands on me!"
13 July 2009	Jet Set Cwcville				The Referee	ScarletSanctum	Live	Chris draws Sonichu on a chalkboard wall at McIntyre Park.
17 July 2009	Rollin' and Trollin'			Smug	Trollin' Style	IBAChandler	Live	Produced with help from the field agents, an elaborate production of the "new look" Chris touring Charlottesville and acting like a hep cat who obviously wasn't really a manchild. Yes, Chris was just trolling you all.
19 July 2009	CWC Trollin More			Comedy	Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Chris admits he was lying in "Rollin' and Trollin'" to troll his trolls.
22 July 2009	REAL Protest against the FAKE		Liquid	Rage	Blue T-Shirt Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	First video acknowledgment of the brown-striped impostor.
22 July 2009	A Preview	Music				IBAChandler	Live	Preview of Chris's "Boyfriend" performance.
23 July 2009	Do Not Dis C Ville		Liquid		The Classic Short Sleeve Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Swelling with pride in his community, Chris argues that an attack on him is an attack on Charlottesville.
24 July 2009	Humpidy-Hump-Hump.mp4	Sex Video games Trolls		Comedy	Blue T-Shirt	Leaked	Live	After letting his PlayStation Network get hacked by Jack Thadeus, Chris must dry-hump his PS3 for eight minutes in order to get it back.
24 July 2009	It's UGH!	Homos Music			Brown with Blue Logo	IBAChandler	Live	Jack Thadeus also forces Chris to sing Tomboy's "OK2BGAY," which he does under extreme protest.
24 July 2009	It's____	Homos Music		Comedy	Other	IBAChandler	Live	Jack Thadeus makes Chris to do another take of "OK2BGAY," with more enthusiasm.
24 July 2009	CWC Dare	Music			Red with Black Trim Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare" from the 1986 Transformers movie soundtrack.
25 July 2009	CWC "Boyfriend"	Music	Ivy		Blue T-Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	Chris sings the Avril Lavigne hit "Boyfriend", with some tweaks to the lyrics.
26 July 2009	I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts	Comics	Liquid	Rage	Vert Red	IBAChandler	Live	Chris goes through his scrapbook of comic pages to prove he is real and his impostor is fake.
29 July 2009	CWC More Than A Feeling	Music	Liquid		Other	IBAChandler	Live	Chris plays Boston's "More Than a Feeling" on Guitar Hero, probably to demonstrate his special CWC talents and prove his identity.
29 July 2009	CWC Update 07292009	Rumors Homos	Liquid	Reason Rage	Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Chris explains he's not gay, or a troll, or selling Sonichu merchandise. In an extended version, in which Chris holds up his driver's license to prove his identity.
29 July 2009	CWC Update 07292009 (extended version)	Rumors Homos	Liquid	Reason Rage	Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	In an extended version of the previous video, Chris holds up his driver's license to prove his identity.
29 July 2009	CWC Update 07292009-2		Liquid	Smug	Green White Stripe Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Chris issues a challenge to his impostor in Spanish.
31 July 2009	Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back		Liquid	Crazy	Classic Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	Chris again tries to prove he's the real Chris by dry-shaving his goatee.
31 July 2009	SingStar Challenge	Music	Liquid	Smug	Classic Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	Chris challenges Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor to a series of singing performances.
31 July 2009	CWC Challenge Song 1/5 Sonic Boom Pastiche	Music	Liquid	Smug	Classic Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	Round 1 of the SingStar Challenge. Chris performs "Sonic Boom."

August

Chris produced or appeared in 38 videos in August 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
01 August 2009	I PRESSED PLAY	Music	Liquid	Reason	Classic Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	Chris is already defending himself from allegations of cheating in the SingStar Challenge.
02 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 2/5 Don't Say You Love Me - M2M	Music	Liquid		Parappa	IBAChandler	Live	Round 2 of the SingStar Challenge. Chris performs "Don't Say You Love Me."
03 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 3/5 Autumn Goodbye - Britney Spears	Music	Liquid		Green and White	IBAChandler	Live	Round 3 of the SingStar Challenge. Chris performs "Autumn Goodbye".
03 August 2009	CWC 3/5 Bonus - Yearbooks		Liquid			IBAChandler	Live	Perhaps already sensing defeat, Chris cites his yearbooks to show he's not the impostor.
03 August 2009	C.W.C. - Thank You :)	Trolls	Liquid	Reason	Classic Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	Chris reprises his 2005 future message video to explain that he understands why he is trolled and that he appreciates the trolls' efforts.
04 August 2009	CWC - Exposing Jeff		Liquid	Reason	Classic Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	Believing he has discovered CChanSonichuCWC's name is "Jeff", Chris tries to talk him into abandoning his imposture.
04 August 2009	CWC - Hand Drawn Original	Comics	Liquid		Classic Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	An unseen person draws a picture of Sonichu. It can only be the real Chris!
04 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 4/5: The Touch - Stan Bush	Music	Liquid	Tragedy	Classic Shirt	IBAChandler	Live	Round 4 of the SingStar Challenge. Chris sings Stan Bush's "The Touch" with a look on his face suggesting either great devotion or abject defeat.
04 August 2009	For Kacey from CWC	Sex	Liquid	Reason		IBAChandler	Live	Chris sits in the dark talking to Kacey so she'll think he's Liquid Chris.
05 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 5/5 from Chris: "Smell yo D****	Music	Liquid	Reason	Brown with Logo	IBAChandler	Live	Final round of the SingStar Challenge. Chris must perform Riskay's "Smell Yo Dick" at the request of Liquid Chris. In his first take he censors himself.
05 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 5/5 from Chris: "Smell yo D**** (second take)	Music	Liquid	Reason	Brown with Logo	IBAChandler	Live	Called out by Liquid, Chris is forced to re-do the video by his own contest rules.
07 August 2009	CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!		Liquid	Rage	The Joker	IBAChandler	Live	Seeking tit for tat, Chris finds an excuse to rage at Liquid over his fifth performance in the SingStar Challenge like Liquid had done to him earlier. He insists on being referred to "he real name that God and the bear has given me."
09 August 2009	CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC		Liquid	Reason	Red & White	IBAChandler	Live	Chris gives his ultimatum to CChanSonichuCWC
10 August 2009	LOOK at the truth!		Liquid	Reason	Red & White	IBAChandler	Live	Chris spells out the differences between the brown-striped impostor and himself; a comparison that is most unkind to Chris.
12 August 2009	CWC Update 08122009	Fan Art		Rage Reason	Green White Stripe	IBAChandler	Live	Chris is shocked that upon his request for fan art he has received a wave of pornography featuring Sonichu and Rosechu raping their children.
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, Part 1 #10	Music	Julie		Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Chris begins an eight-part series counting down the top 10 dedications on radio station KCWC. Coming in at #10 is a song for Max but Chris decides to blow him off and dedicate Stan Bush's "Dare" to everybody who gets bullied.
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, Part 2 #9 and 8	Music			Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Coming in at #9 is "No Tengo Dinero" by Los Umbrellos, dedicated to Joshua Martinez. At #8, Chris dedicates "Sneakernight" to the Vanessa Hudgens.
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, Part 3 #7	Music			Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	For #7, Chris dedicates "Making Love" by Yngwie Malmsteen to Megan Schroeder.
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, Part 4 #6 and 5	Music	Liquid		Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	#6 on the countdown is Tearin' Up My Heart" by 'N Sync, dedicated to Liquid and Kacey. Coming in at #5 is "Sonic Boom" dedicated to Chris's childhood self, Christopher.
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, Part 5 #4	Music			Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight this Feeling" is dedicated posthumously to Sarah Jackson at #4.
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, Part 6 #3	Music	Ivy		Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Another posthumous dedication goes out to Ivy at #3 with Britney Spears's "Heaven on Earth."
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, Part 7 #2	Music	Ivy		Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Ivy gets a second dedication at #2, with "Holding Out For a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler.
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, Part 8 #1	Music	Panda		Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	And the #1 spot on the countdown is "Lift Up Your Eyes" from The Planetshakers, dedicated to PandaHalo.
13 August 2009	CWC Update 08132009	Music	Liquid	Reason	Green White Stripe	IBAChandler	Live	Chris insists the SingStar Challenge isn't over yet and plays White Strips for KissMeKate.
14 August 2009	CWC Public Disclaimer		Liquid	Reason	Red with Black Trim	IBAChandler	Live	Wearing his suit jacket, Chris again tries to affirm his authenticity, and meticulously provides his dox in the process.
14 August 2009	NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!		Liquid	Rage	Red with Black Trim	IBAChandler	Live	Chris is furious at the suggestion CChanSonichuCWC is leaving YouTube to pursue fame and happiness.
15 August 2009	The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who	Music	Liquid	Smug	Creepy Robe	IBAChandler	Live	Chris insists the SingStar Challenge was just for fun, not to decide who is the impostor. Then he performs "So Need a Cute Girl" to make sure the judges know he's not the impostor in case they want to change their votes. Because, you know, nothing's at stake unless he's winning.
16 August 2009	ECV 00183	Power	Liquid	Crazy Smug	Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Chris decides to lift any curses he placed on anyone using the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha.
16 August 2009	Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes	Video games			Red StuttgartDenim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	A bunch of boring thoughts about Guitar Hero and other shit.
16 August 2009	Make Custom Characters Copyable	Video games			Red StuttgartDenim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	A bunch of boring thoughts about Guitar Hero and other shit.
16 August 2009	Light His Mind's Darkest Hour	Music	Liquid	Crazy Reason	Red StuttgartDenim Jacket	IBAChandler	Live	Chris examines CChanSonichuCWC's last video to establish that nobody really kidnapped him. He lifts the curse on the impostor just to be nice.
18 August 2009	CWCFighter	Violence		Crazy	Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris pretends to fight out in his yard.
18 August 2009	One Blessing, and One Curse	Power	Clyde	Crazy Reason Rage	Red Stuttgart Denim Jacket	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris retracts his curse on Mary Lee Walsh, but launches a new curse on Vivian G and (if he's still alive) Clyde.
20 August 2009	CWC Update 08202009	Comics Website Violence	Liquid	Smug	Green White Stripe Denim Jacket	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris announces the creation of a new DeviantART account to store his comic pages when CWCipedia is down.
22 August 2009	Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC	Music Comics	Liquid		The Classic Short Sleeve	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris sings Aretha Franklin's classic, "Respect." And manages to misspell "respect."
27 August 2009	ECV 00193			Rage	Green with Black Trim	ChristianWChandler	Live	After being ordered by his parents to remove the video tour of his house from the internet, Chris rages at the trolls who have mirrored the video.
27 August 2009	ECV 00192			Rage	Green with Black Trim	Leaked	Live	The uncut version of the previous video, in which Bob Chandler walks into the shoot and chews out Chris.
29 August 2009	08292009	Trolls		Reason Tragedy	Sea Green	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris stares off into space as he asks why trolls pick on "this young lad".
30 August 2009	08302009	Trolls		Crazy	The Referee	ChristianWChandler	Live	Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September

Chris produced or appeared in 8 videos in September 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
04 September 2009	09042009			Rage	Blue with Thin Stripes	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
06 September 2009	09062009	Violence		Rage	Classic Shirt	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
10 September 2009	09102009	Video games			Red Stuttgart	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
13 September 2009	CWC 09132009	Video games			Red PokéShirt	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.
16 September 2009	Clyde Cash the kid video (original title unknown)		Clyde	Reason	Green White Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!
19 September 2009	09192009				The Referee	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.
25 September 2009	09252009				White with Black Trim	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.
29 September 2009	09292009		Clyde		White T	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.

October

Chris produced or appeared in 24 videos in October 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
09 October 2009	10092009	Rumors			Vert Red	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.
10 October 2009	10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)	Homos Sex Racism		Rage Reason	Vert Red	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
11 October 2009	10112009	Violence	Clyde	Rage	Straight White Lines	ChristianWChandler	Live	Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
12 October 2009	10122009	Power	Clyde	Comedy Rage Crazy	Dark Red	ChristianWChandler	Live	A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
14 October 2009	10142009		Clyde	Reason	Vert Blue Grey Shirt	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.
14 October 2009	10142009	Racism Violence		Comedy Rage Crazy	White T	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
15 October 2009	10152009	Rumors	Liquid	Reason	Vert Blue Grey Shirt	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris makes note of the return of his impostor to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.
17 October 2009	Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud	Video games Music			Vert Red	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.
18 October 2009	Brutal Legend	Video games			Vert Red	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
21 October 2009	Brutal Legend Plus 10212009	Video games	Liquid	Comedy	Straight White Lines	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
22 October 2009	10222009		Liquid		Vert Red	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
23 October 2009	10232009	Sex	Liquid	Reason	Red Green Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend Kacey (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
23 October 2009	10242009	Violence	Clyde	Rage	Red Green Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
25 October 2009	10252009 For Kacey	Sex	Liquid	Reason	Green White Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for Kacey possible china.
27 October 2009	To Clyde Gregg		Clyde	Smug	Green White Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
27 October 2009	ClydeGoingOnGregg1		Clyde	Smug		ClydeGreggCashMays	Live	The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
27 October 2009	10272009 For Chris No 2	Violence	Liquid	Reason	Green White Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
28 October 2009	Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!	Sex	Clyde	Comedy Smug		ClydeGreggCashMays	Live	The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
29 October 2009	10292009 - Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW	Music Violence Galpals	Liquid	Rage Smug	Tan Wide Lines	ChristianWChandler	Live	With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
30 October 2009	Clyde is Weaker than Water	Power Comedy	Clyde	Comedy Smug		ClydeGreggCashMays	Live	The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
30 October 2009	10302009 CWC 30 Push Ups	Power			Blue T-Shirt	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
31 October 2009	Getting Foam Ed		Clyde	Comedy Smug		ClydeGreggCashMays	Live	The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
31 October 2009	My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey	Music	Liquid			ChristianWChandler	Live	Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.
31 October 2009	Greetings to Kacey's folks	Power Sex	Liquid	Smug Reason	Tan Wide Lines	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November

Chris produced or appeared in 16 videos in November 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
01 November 2009	11012009 I AM STRONG	Power	Clyde		Blue with Logo	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
01 November 2009	Twin Falling Towers		Clyde	Smug		ClydeGreggCashMays	Live	Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.
01 November 2009	It will never end		Clyde	Smug		ClydeGreggCashMays	Live	In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
02 November 2009	Apology for 9/11 Joke		Clyde			ClydeGreggCashMays	Live	Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
03 November 2009	11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey	Video games	Liquid	Smug	Red Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey and kisses the camera.
03 November 2009	"Rescuing Kacey", From Christian W Chandler	Sex Video games	Liquid	Smug		ChristianWChandler	Machinima	Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
04 November 2009	11042009 51 50	Power			Parappa	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
04 November 2009	No More Jokes	Homos Sex	Clyde	Smug		ClydeGreggCashMays	Live	Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
06 November 2009	11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You		Liquid	Tragedy	Red Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris tries to save face with Kacey, after the disastrous call with her father.
10 November 2009	11112009		Liquid	Tragedy	Danger Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
12 November 2009	11122009 - Red Letter CWC Certified Day	Comics	Clyde Liquid	Smug	The Referee	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.
14 November 2009	11142009	Comics	Clyde		The Referee	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.
23 November 2009	CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation Part 1.MPG	Comics Fan Art		Reason Smug	Classic Shirt	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, make a public pitch for "business people" to help him get the Sonichu franchise off the ground. He begins by explaining the origins of the character, but gets sidetracked with random junk in his scrapbook.
23 November 2009	CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation Part 2.MP4	Comics Fan Art		Reason Smug	Classic Shirt	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris gets completely off-track, showing off fan art he's received and talking about his stupid shopping mall design.
24 November 2009	Sonichu Powerpoint Part 1.MOV	Comics		Reason Smug		ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris continues his presentation by showing the Powerpoint slideshow he produced back when he thought he was working for Nintendo.
24 November 2009	Sonichu Powerpoint Part 2	Comics		Reason Smug		ChristianWChandler	Live	In the second half of the Powerpoint presentation, it becomes more clear Chris is reading a copy from ten months ago, as he makes a fool of himself talking about websites that have long since been abandoned, collaborators long since dead, and business ventures long since exposed as troll schemes. He also drops his dox again.

December

Chris produced or appeared in 15 videos in December 2009.

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description
03 December 2009	12032009.MOV	Video games			Vert Red	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.
03 December 2009	Sonichu's Edge.MP4	Power			Vert Red	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.
05 December 2009	12052009 - Holiday Greetings.MOV	Comics			Safety Parka	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
09 December 2009	12092009.mp4	Homos Rumors Galpals			Vert Blue Grey Shirt	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also wants his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
10 December 2009	12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4				Orange	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
12 December 2009	12122009 - Congrats, Jack Black.MOV	Video games			Red Yellow Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
15 December 2009	iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV	Music			Straight White Lines	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.
18 December 2009	Hello, Juffalo.MOV	Music Galpals		Crazy	Straight White Lines	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
20 December 2009	12202009.MOV	Rumors			Green Wide Lines	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.
24 December 2009	A Sonichu Day	Comics		Comedy Crazy	Yellow & Red Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores Sonichu and Rosechu have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.
24 December 2009	12242009 - Shout out to Fans in Hospital..MOV	Website			Red Yellow Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris gives a shout-out to "Dylan and Eric" because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".
25 December 2009	12252009 - KillDeJack.mp4	Website	Clyde	Rage	Yellow & Red Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris make a video endorsing murder of Jack Thaddeus for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.
26 December 2009	12262009 - Download For Play Only.MOV	Homos Video games Website	Clyde		Yellow & Red Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
27 December 2009	To Clyde and Jack.MOV	Homos	Clyde	Rage	Yellow & Red Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
31 December 2009	12312009 - Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp.MOV	Website	Clyde	Reason Smug	Danger Stripe	ChristianWChandler	Live	Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

2010

Date	Title	Topics	Saga	Style	Shirt	Source	Media	Description