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Dr. '''Bruce Johnson''' was the principal of [[Chris]]'s elementary school and a supposed [[homos|homosexual]]. [[Bob Chandler]] hated his guts. [[Chris]] claims to have hated sitting on his lap, giving him his homophobia.  In reality, the Chandler family's conflict with Dr. Johnson was about his desire to send Chris to an institution because of Chris's dangerous behavior.
'''Dr. L. Bruce Johnson''' was the principal of the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where Chris attended 4th grade. According to the book ''101 Stunts for Principals to Inspire Student Achievement'', Johnson was a fun-loving man who, once a year, would dress up as [[Wikipedia:Captain Underpants|Captain Underpants]], a popular children's book character, to inspire his students to earn higher standardized test scores.<ref>http://books.google.ru/books?id=UoCYt8OAZDsC&pg=PA82&dq=bruce+johnson+nathanael+greene+elementary&hl=en&sa=X&ei=EuSvU4moNOSC4gSC4YD4BQ&ved=0CB8QuwUwAA#v=onepage&q=bruce%20johnson%20nathanael%20greene%20elementary&f=false</ref> According to Chris, he was a monstrous [[pedofork]] who would sexually and physically abuse children.


{{quotebox|The Principle of the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathanel Greene Elemetary School[sic]]], Dr. Johnson, was a Homo, and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then.  Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates[sic], but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism.  Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE THE HOMOS the Worst.}}
==Chris's accusations==
===Pedophilia===
Dr. Johnson was first mentioned by Chris in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|Captain's Log video]] from 21 [[January 2009]], where he hinted that he had uncovered "[[Chris and mental healthcare|repressed memories]]". Chris later went into a bit more detail in [[Mumble 3]].


==Debate==
{{quotebox|Oh yes. Doctor Johnson of Nathanael Greene Elementary. The principal. He was a h- he was uh, the [[homos|homo]]... that pretty much set me against... the homos and further kept me on the straight path.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>}}


Chris claims that this is the event that caused his family to move to another school; however, Bob Chandler revealed to Emily that they threatened to send Chris to an institution which is why they moved.
In an IRC chat from around the same time, Chris had more to say about  Johnson:


The validity of this story is questionable.
{{quotebox|The Principle of the Nathanel Greene [[Chris and English#Spelling|Elemetary]] School [sic], Dr. Johnson, was a [[homos|Homo]], and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and [[Bob Chandler|my father]] caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates [''sic''], but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding [[Autism]]. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE THE HOMOS the Worst.<ref>[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School#Chris's other side of the story]]</ref>}}


The most obvious problem is how an openly homosexual man in the conservative fundamentalist [[Wikipedia:Southern United States|South]] would be able to secure a job as principal of a small town elementary school without being lynched. So what's the likelihood of there being ''several'' openly homosexual and lesbian faculty members under the same roof?
===Physical abuse===
 
{{quotebox|...some of the teachers and principals of Nathanael Greene Elementary School… that I was attending in later years (about, uh, late [[1980s]], early [[1990s]]) [''inhales sharply''] They abused me—they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha—with, uh, holding my wrists and my ankles, pinning me down to the ground and—and audio-taping my cries and shouts. But, anyway, my mother and my father, they both fought the court system, the Greene County court system, which, uh, they were not a very nice bunch of people, very not.<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>}}
Bob, being old fashioned (keyword ''old''), [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijbovskICjk probably still thinks "homosexual" and "pedophile" are interchangeable]. How an openly homosexual man would even exist (we're assuming they'd get out of Dodge as fast as possible), let alone ''survive'' in the conservative fundamentalist South is an even bigger mystery. Pick the gayest, most faggoty fag you can find on [[Wikipedia:The Castro, San Francisco, California|Castro Street]] and put him in Southern Virginia. He'd be a dead man walking. But we all know how good Chris is at [[Fail|critical thinking]]. He ''was'' on the [[honor roll]].
 
While yes, intuition is an underappreciated sense that can tell us many things about another person, like whether they are safe or not, autistics aren't as naturally intuitive as normal kids. Chris obviously has no sense of intuition or inkling of body language. So him getting "bad vibes" was just hindsight bias (and probably some help from Bob and Barb manipulating his memory) as he tries to justify himself.
 
For argument's sake, let's say that there were homos on the school board. What would they have against the Chandlers? Sure, they're Baptists and against homosexuality, but so is everyone else in the area. Why would they single him out of all the other homophobic families? If anything, they'd assume that Chris was too young and stupid to understand complex matters like sexuality and same-sex relationships, and figure that they could enlighten him. They'd want to ''help'' him, not expel him for his parents' ignorance. Otherwise, that would look ''really'' bad on their part and cause an uproar from the Christian community (read: everyone within a 20 mile radius). The only thing that public school boards can expel kids for expressing (and teachers, for that matter) is outright racism.
 
His later statements also contradict why he "doesn't like to associate with men". On [[Mumble]], when confronted about how only gays have all female friends (harem animes don't count, they're ''fiction''), he paused, clearly backed into a wall, and whined that he never got the chance to make friends with other guys, despite having ''plenty'' of chances throughout his schooling. This is another instance of him trying to justify himself.
 
==[[Wikipedia:Captain Underpants|Captain Underpants]]==
 
Years after Chris left Nathanael Greene, Dr. Johnson finally vindicated Chris's claims by showing the entire world what a sick perv he is:
 
<blockquote>“Principal Bruce Johnson revealed his shockingly silly alter ego to the students of Stanardsville, Virginia's Nathanael Greene Elementary after they improved their [[Wikipedia:Standardized test|standardized test scores]]. Johnson appeared on the school's roof as Captain Underpants, hero of the popular children's book series. The outfit included a red cape, white undershirt, and large white underpants worn over his clothes. "We'll have to do this every year to get the scores up," Superintendent Ray Dingledine [seriously?] told the ''Daily Progress''. Added Johnson, "They'll laugh at me out here, but when it comes to being in the office, there's no arguing.”<ref>http://books.google.com/books?id=vnLetsZ4l4kC&pg=PA82</ref></blockquote>
 
Sounds like the best principal ever, to me. Eh sounds like a pretty cool guy.


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==See Also==
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[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]
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Latest revision as of 20:23, 14 August 2023

Dr. L. Bruce Johnson was the principal of the Nathanael Greene Elementary School, where Chris attended 4th grade. According to the book 101 Stunts for Principals to Inspire Student Achievement, Johnson was a fun-loving man who, once a year, would dress up as Captain Underpants, a popular children's book character, to inspire his students to earn higher standardized test scores.[1] According to Chris, he was a monstrous pedofork who would sexually and physically abuse children.

Chris's accusations

Pedophilia

Dr. Johnson was first mentioned by Chris in a Captain's Log video from 21 January 2009, where he hinted that he had uncovered "repressed memories". Chris later went into a bit more detail in Mumble 3.

Oh yes. Doctor Johnson of Nathanael Greene Elementary. The principal. He was a h- he was uh, the homo... that pretty much set me against... the homos and further kept me on the straight path.[2]

In an IRC chat from around the same time, Chris had more to say about Johnson:

The Principle of the Nathanel Greene Elemetary School [sic], Dr. Johnson, was a Homo, and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates [sic], but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE THE HOMOS the Worst.[3]

Physical abuse

...some of the teachers and principals of Nathanael Greene Elementary School… that I was attending in later years (about, uh, late 1980s, early 1990s) [inhales sharply] They abused me—they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha—with, uh, holding my wrists and my ankles, pinning me down to the ground and—and audio-taping my cries and shouts. But, anyway, my mother and my father, they both fought the court system, the Greene County court system, which, uh, they were not a very nice bunch of people, very not.[4]

Sources

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