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{{quote|Today [[Homos|two very handsome Young Men]] came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art! I humbly accepted their Gifts, [[Bisexual|gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)]] and sent them on their way!|Chris<ref name=kiss>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
 
|image = CopitzPFP.png
[[File:CWC with Copitz 1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris meets Copitz (right) and his friend in May 2018.]]
|name = Copitz
 
|gender = Male
[[File:CWC Copitz May 2019.jpg|thumb|200px|Copitz gives Chris a ride home, April 2019.]]
|day     = 17
 
|month    = 1
'''Copitz''' is a YouTuber and a speedrunner on [[Twitch]] who lives in [[Charlottesville]]. Starting in [[May 2018]], he began visiting Chris and recording videos of him and his friends chatting with Chris while visiting local areas.
|year    = 2001
 
|race = White
==1st Visit and interview==
|nationality = [[American]]
On 19 May 2018, Copitz and his friends went to Chris's house to give him fanart he had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them and [[TooManyGames|kissed each of them on the cheek]],<ref name=kiss></ref> which he thought they found flattering<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384</ref> and agreed to do a video with them.
 
The video took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later. A highlight is Chris saying that he regrets being more infamous than famous while hearing about the recent documentary made about him. He also says that he still goes to Anytime Fitness and has a membership, but "had to relocate" to one that wasn't in Ruckersville. He mentions that some unknown friends took him to see the movie ''Pokémon: I Choose You''.
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| ytid          = SopgLOXCcoE
| stardate      = 30 [[May 2018]]
| maker          = Copitz
| previous      = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)#Video|I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
| next          = [[Copitz#Deleted Scenes|Deleted Scenes]]
| subject        = }}
 
===Transcript of "A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===
 
{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}
[''For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee'']
 
=== (0:00-0:10) Intro ===
[''Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen'']
 
<pre>A Chat With Christine Chandler
 
Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018</pre>
 
 
<pre>We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.</pre>
 
 
<pre>The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.</pre>
 
 
<pre>That being said, enjoy the video!</pre>
 
 
=== (0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather ===
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ahh...[[Obesity|I-I tend to perspire easily]].
 
[''Chris fans his face and takes off his glasses'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah...It is pretty hot today.  Maybe eighty degrees?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah. It's-[''wipes face''] mid-eighties right now.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mid-eighties?
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: This is really good.
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: It's nice out.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It is nice out, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Y- you probably know about the, the [[Kiwi Farms]], right?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, yes.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: People probably, uh-[''jump cut''] replied to you on [[Twitter]] when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [''jump cut''] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Eeh.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, but, you know-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> (''interrupting''): I forgive you this time.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Haha, thank you. [''jump cut''] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a [[ween]] and I was gonna be like, you remember [[BraveryJerk]]?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ah, not sure.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> (''interrupting''): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah.  I did n- I did not know his offline name.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Online, offline, [''raspberry-like sound''], what did I say.  I-[''Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice'']I kept sayin' words!!
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: How did you feel about the videos that he made?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.
 
 
=== (1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants ===
 
[''jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Which tea is this again?
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: It's called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tieguanyin iron oolong].  It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.
 
[''Chris laughs'']
 
[''jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's good.
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Nah, you're cool. [''jump cut''] Ha, could've been hotter.
 
[''Copitz laughs'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, I like spicy things.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I like spicy th-
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.  I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near [[Ruckersville]], where do you normally go, do you come down to [[Charlottesville]], or...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [''jump cut''] I just feel like it's cheap to just name [[McDonald's]] all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-[<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the [''unintelligible''] Buffet.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where [[Toys "R" Us]] is, right?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!
 
[''Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No! Not the Toys "R" Us!
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You probably get a lot of your, your [[MLP]] stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Lost.] would have lost, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
=== (2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric ===
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>(''to one of the friends''): It was pretty good, by the way.
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: I know, I like it a lot.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.
 
[''They all laugh'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oh, [''unintelligible''], I think it's called.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you remember Eric [''Shows a picture of Eric on the screen''], my friend that, uh, that came to [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, yes.] your house, right? [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yes.] He-
 
[''jump cut'']
 
[''The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the [[Wal-Mart]] [''phone buzzes''] on 29 North. [''Camera tilts around''] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
[''Copitz drinks some tea'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:  Ooh, that is good.  I like that.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Eric was actually the one who showed me the [''unintelligible'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, really.  Shoutouts to Eric. [''closeup of Eric's face'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So when he was driving- [''jump cut''] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [''jump cut''] he actually saw you.  Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you.  So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous.  [''Chris and Copitz laugh''] They got to see you.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to his house ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh... [''jump cut''] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Is it normally [[fans]], or normally [[trolls]]?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um... I'm not quite certain.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, kinda.  [''laughs'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary ===
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Hey, try the Hi-C!  It's got mint in it, and it's really good.
 
<font color="gray">'''Friend 3'''</font color>: [''unintelligible'']
 
<font color="cyan">'''Friend 4'''</font color>: There are many, huh?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I like mint.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Minty Squirrel from [[Animal Crossing]].
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You made [[Animal Crossing Documentary|that Animal Crossing video]] for [[Borb|your parents]]?  I thought that was really nice.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ah, right.  Yeah.  I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I did?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.
 
[''Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary'']
 
<blockquote><font color="blue">'''2003 Chris'''</font color>: -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.</blockquote>
 
[''Video clip ends'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Huh.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's pretty cool, isn't it?
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: That is pretty cool.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Okay, well that's news to me.
 
[''Copitz and friends laugh'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh [[Chris_in_the_media#Chris_Chan:_A_Comprehensive_History|GenoSamuel2 documentary]]?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, he's making this ''crazy'' long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mm.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
[''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [''Picture disappears from the screen''] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ah, as much as he can, right?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.  H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You wish your past wasn't documented as much?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mm-hm.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah, that's true.]  for more of my good qua- [[Kindness|more of my good traits]], [[Ego|but I think they're all well noted]], [[Chris and English|among which]]. I have faith in the goodness of people.  And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Y- you've met some good people out there.  I mean, we're here, right? You know. [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [''camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso''] to be friendly.  [''all laugh'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: [unintelligible] cameraman?
 
[''He's likely saying something along the lines of "Can I be the cameraman" because of Copitz's response and his later disappearance.]
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.
 
=== (5:55-6:01) Interlude ===
 
[''The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen'']
 
<pre>Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.</pre>
 
<pre>I apologize for this error.  That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.</pre>
 
 
=== (6:02-6:45) Chris discusses his favorite games ===
 
[''The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room.  Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good.
 
[''Chris laughs'']
 
[''jump cut, camera is zoomed in more'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, [[Sonic]] game was Sonic CD.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh...
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Or you like Animal Crossing or [[LittleBiGPlanet]] more?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I like, I like [[List of Chris's games|all the games I've played]]-
 
[''Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera.  As he touches it, there is a jump cut.'']
 
[''Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -[[PlayStation_3#Trophies|definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.]]
 
[''someone laughs'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I dunno about favorite game of all time, though.  Mmm...[''wipes face'']...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the [[PS3]], 'cause I'm able to make my [[LittleBiGPlanet#On_costumes|Sonichu costumes]] and play the game [''Friend laughs''] as [[Sonichu]] in a way.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Looks at camera''] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer?  You play games a lot?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.  Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.
 
[''jump cut'']
[[File:Copitz's Face Swap Picture.jpg|thumb|400 px|The picture in question.]]
 
 
=== (6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.
 
[''The picture shows up on the screen'']
 
[''Chris and Copitz laugh'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I'll put that up on screen.
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Oh yeah, I saw those, too.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You think that's funny?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Silly, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (6:57-7:16) Chris talks about his typical day ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to [[Chris_and_health#Anytime_Fitness|Anytime Fitness]], I am a member there.''
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The one, uh, in Ruckersville?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (7:17-8:09) Chris talks about his jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you worked at the [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''nervously''] Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Wh- what was your experience like there?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [''jump cut''] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mm-hm.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Did you work anywhere else?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Monthly tugboat|Uh... uh... No, not these days.]] Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... [[Cutco Cutlery]]?  But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Are you 36 now?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhf... Yes.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: 36.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: We can still make the next [''unintelligible''].
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge.  Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.
 
[''Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here.  I think he's trying to [[Chris and Spanish|roll his 'R's]], but if he is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Bridge.
 
[''Chris moves his hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge'']
 
[''Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.'']
 
[''Copitz and Chris laugh'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: There's a good bridge.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (8:10-9:36) Chris talks about his name change and his favorite movies===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the [''unintelligible''] Mall [[Christopher's name change|that gave you that name]]?
 
[''Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.'']
 
<pre>
*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*
</pre>
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yep.  Leonard... Bearstein.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Leonard Bearstein.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Do you have a favorite movie?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Favorite movie.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Mary Poppins]].
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mary Poppins.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''odd voice''] Supercalifragilisticexp-
 
[''Copitz joins in'']
 
Both <font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> and <font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: -ialidocious.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You ever go to the theater?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see [[Pokémon]]: I Choose You
 
[''The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:'']
 
<pre>
POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT
 
SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID
</pre>
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:[''muffled by the tea he's drinking''] Mmm?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [''Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime''] "Pikachu! [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|Why don't you get in your Pokéball?]]" an' he's like, [''very high-pitched voice'']"It's because..." [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:[''incredulously, looking at the camera''] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That happened in the movie? 
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''still using the high-pitched voice''] Yeah.
 
[''Copitz plays the clip from the movie'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''unintelligible mumbling, continuing in high-pitched voice''] left. [''unintelligible''] to refill? Oh, no, we're still good. Ha.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: We're good, we're good.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''normal voice''] It's like, almost half full, and I like being... optimistic.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You're a half-full kinda...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -person.  Yeah.  [''strange, deep voice that is probably supposed to be an Optimus Prime impression''] I'm an optimist.  [[Transformers|My name is Optimus.]]
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Optimus Prime
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Opti''mist'' Prime.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Optimist Prime.
 
[''both laugh'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
=== (9:36-10:35) Chris rambles about bells and bananas===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I wanted to ask you how you feel about- [''jump cut''] - Richard Simmons.
 
[''Copitz most likely meant [[Robert Simmons]].'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh... yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Hearing his name definitely rings the bell.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Rings the bell.
 
[''Chris suddenly moves his head to his left shoulder, imitating a bell.'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''deep voice''] Glung.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Is that the [[Trolls|troll]] bell?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What's that called, a gong, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, no, I was actually thinking if a really big bell-
 
[''They all start talking at the same time'']
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oh, I got it.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah, like a really big, like a really big, yep, like...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -like in a high tower.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, although, I think this one would probably have a crack in it . Not like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Bell the Liberty Bell,] exactly, just like, you know, just a f- kind of a crack, because, I dunno, we're not perfect, we're all a little cracked somewhere.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah. [''jump cut''] Carson on his face.
 
[''The camera zooms in on Carson, showing in more detail the bandages on his face.'']
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Yeah, ha ha, [''jump cut''] my face is destroyed.
 
[''The camera zooms in on Chris's hands as he pours himself tea.'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: W- we're all- [''drops spoon''] Whoops!
 
[''The camera zooms back out'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ha, there's a little fumble, but it wasn't an epic fail.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.  No, not an epic fail. Could've been an epic fail.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What's your opinion on Minions?  How do you like Lee's Minion shirt he's wearing?
 
[''A picture of Lee with a Minion shirt is shown on the screen.'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Probably, uh-
 
[''Chris suddenly starts talking an an obnoxiously loud, nasal, and high-pitched voice.  The camera starts zooming in on his face, and the audio is edited to be echoey, making Chris's outburst even more terrifying than it already was. It's hard to tell what's Copitz's editing, and what's just Chris.'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Random-access humor|{{RageQuote|AH, MINION, DEY SO FUNNY,<br/>GNA GNA GNA, BANANA.<br/>BANANA BANANA BANANA.<br/>BANANA! MINANABANANA!<br/>THBBPTHBPT!}}]]
 
[''The camera mercifully zooms back out, the audio returning to normal.'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, I not- I've seen the first Despicable Me movie.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (10:36-12:11) Chris talks politics and Danger Dolan ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Th- this is kinda personal, you don't have to answer this, but, wh- what are maybe your political opinions?  How do you feel about the President?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''stress sigh'']  I'm not, [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|I'm not totally into politics, I'm kind of a neut- I'm kind of neutral]], but I definitely wish that, uh, Obama could stay in office,
 
[<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.] but if it had to be what it had to be(?) then you know I voted for Hillary.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -yeah, but instead we got [[Pmurt|Dona-[''long gargling noise'']-rump.]]
 
[''Copitz laughs'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: An' I learned recently to roll my 'R's, an' it was by accident.
 
[''Copitz laughs'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: My tongue was in the right place, and I went with it.
 
[''The gargling noise is apparently supposed to be rolling his 'r's, but it's not remotely like what it should be.  It sounds more like an 'L' sound than an 'R' sound, and his tongue is definitely not "in the right place".'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And, you know, Danger [[Planet Dolan|Dolan]] does it, ud, [''odd voice''] I am Danger Dolan, und today I'll be a [''gargling noise''] rater(?), and I will tell you the ['''rolled 'r's"''] treek(?).  And why does he say it like 'trees', by the way, it's truth, not trees.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I was wondering, 'cause I saw- you know how, like, when somebody likes a Tweet, it shows up on your timeline sometimes, on [[Twitter]]?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, yes.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: And I saw you- you liked one of Donald Trump's tweets.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''mumbling''] Wait, you talkin' about, uh, earlier today, oh, yeah, it was like one having to do with the, er, the American people bein' held... over dere... in wherever it was.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: They're being released, they're coming back to America, they reunite with their... family.  Of the White House.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you're just happy to hear it.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.  I like good news.  And [[My_Little_Pony#Chris_and_ponies|Tara Strong]] shared dat link, by the way.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Tara an' I, we hate Trump, but we do like the good news, and good things in life.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The good news.  Well, you know, you gotta see the good in people sometimes, even if they're not so good.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''earsplittingly loud and high pitched voice''] YEAH, EVEN TIMMY TURNER IS SO POSITIVE ALL THE TIME!
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's, that's-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''continuing the voice''] YEEEEAH, LOOK AT MY FAIRY GODPARENTS!
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's Tara Strong.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''odd laugh''] [''normal voice''] She's really awesome.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
=== (12:12-?) Chris talks about his Cutie Mark ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Lee, can you get in front of this right here? What is this, uh, [''unintelligible''] character?
 
[''camera zooms up to something Chris is holding'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's my cu- That's my Cutie Mark.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, okay, from, uh, My Little Pony.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but it's my- it's my special Cutie Mark, I took multiple quizzes to find out what I be.  I ended up being, you know, to make my OC pony [[Night Star]]. That's her Cutie Mark, an' she and I share da Cutie Mark.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, cool, okay.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, and of course, if I- if I ever went to Equestria though, I wouldn't beco- I would not become, a unicorn, I'd become an [[ego|alicorn]], because I'm a bit higher up, just- just because of my rule in Cwcville and everything, and that w- that was kind of a di- thing, because y'know, it was like- y'know, I cou- I only drew [[Nightstar]] because I was like: "I could draw myself whatev- whichever way I wanted, so, I was like EH? I'll spoil myself, and I, had felt like I had wings... on my shoulders... for quite a long time, even longer than tha- for quite a number of years.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Sings "I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly."'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Just- just kind of an imagery of wings on my back.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Looks straight at the camera''] We got a modern-day {{w|R. Kelly}} right here.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Modern day R Kelly?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Woah, woah, woah- wait, wait- The good parts of R Kelly. [''Laughs'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''Laughs and starts rapping''] I don't know about that, but you could do a rap, and we can do this and that- gettin' go blip blap blip blap.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: There you go. R Kelly.
 
[''Camera zooms in on Chris's face to finish the rap'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''Continues rapping''] I'm not a rapper, but I'm here to say, that y'all can do it, as you'd like your way.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you think maybe you- you'll get into voice acting, sometime?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, possibly, if they- we get an anime show for Sonichu I'll voice myself and my son.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh! That would be so cool!
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And, y'know I would definitely want to make a deal with Funko for making some POP vinyl figures, of, myself and my family.
 
[''General agreement noises'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You've been let down by a lot of fake, uh...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: People have been faking the, actual people, like [[Reggie_Fils-Aimé|Regis Fil Aime]] for one, yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah, did you actually f- uh, fly out to Washington?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Nyooo.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No, you didn't?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: No, we didn't fall for that.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It was funny, you drove out to...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Cleveland.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: To Cleveland. And then it was that, old worn down house?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Not what you expected... not- not Julie, no.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Just a little old lady!~
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Now you were talking about, voice acting Sonichu, what would Sonichu sound like?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oooh, that's a good question.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, something close to the original, like, y'know, back in the adventures Saturday morning phase, somin- sounding like that, Um, ha! Robotnic totally got me with this, but nah, I ain't gonna be falled by that. Uh, but they're scratchin' rounders, I'm gonna go trip on them, hubre I am referring to the episode, rounder the genius. Which was the first episode of, Revenge of the Sonic the Hedgehog I had ever seen. It was the first time I'd heard Sonic's voice.
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: It's amazing that you can remember that.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.
 
 
 
 
==Deleted Scenes==
 
Deleted scenes of Copitz's interview with Chris.
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|QgRZgLGRb5g}}
| stardate      = 31 [[May 2018]]
| maker          = Copitz
| previous      = [[Copitz#Interview|A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]
| next          =  [[Count Dankula#Interview|A Chat With Chris-Chan]]
| subject        = }}
 
===Transcript of "Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===
{{Transcription}}
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you have any, umm, any real life friends you ever, umm, hang out with?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh, yeah, I have some real life friends that I do hang out with from time to time, yes.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Near [[Charlottesville,_VA|Charlottesville]]?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh, yes.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay, that's good. Did you meet them online, or did you -
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, mostly in person.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do they know about you from, from your your, uh, like, your fame on the internet?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Umm, like when we first met, most-most- majority did not know about me from the internet, and then they kind- they got to know me and they're like "Ehh, well we know Christine, we know Christian or Christine better than that."
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: How's uhh, [[Barbara|Mrs. Barbara Chandler]] been doing?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, she's doing fair in general. She's getting up more. She's -
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: In her 70s now?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Now you're gonna make me think of her age now.
 
[''Copitz laughs'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, she's like 76, she'll be 77 later.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay, yeah. We- we saw her, she- she was a little concerned what we were doing at- at your door I remember.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, I calmed her down. I told her, like ya know "they're both fans, and it was a nice little visit."
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I was hoping you'd answer because I was afraid if she answered she might- she might slam the door on us.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, [''in a Barb impression''] ??. We're not home! We're (sic) not wanted! We're not interested! Go away!"
 
[''All laugh'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
[''Chris makes angry elderly noises'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: No, that's not the typical old- elderly lady I'm quite sure. I mean I've met a lot of very nice elderly women, I respect my seniors and elders.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yup.
 
Cameraman: That's good.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: 'Specially since [[Bob_Chandler|my father]] was a senior citizen literally my entire life from birth.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, was- how old was he when you were born?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: If you wanna go beyond that, he was... 52 years old on conception.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: 52 years old on conception. [''Chris laughs''] So maybe 53 when you were born or so?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, that's about right.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you think if you had, uh, gone to the Albermarle County Public School, maybe because of kind of like the more industrialized area than Greene County maybe you would've had a better experience in [[Greene County Primary School|Elementary School]] than you did with [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|Greene]]?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''in Pinkie Pie impression''] I have no idea!
[''Copitz laughs'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And I'm imitating Pinkie Pie saying that.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: And at least you're able to go to Richmond and, and I think- you think that going to [[Manchester_High_School|Manchester High]] impacted your- your life for the better?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yes, I do believe so.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mhmm, you met some friends at [[PVCC]] too, didn't you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh, I didn't make as many friends at PVCC.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh, I met [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|people]], I tried, but it's like, ummm, [[Attraction_Sign|we couldn't really connect]].
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ahh, yeah.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I've, uh, started watching the new Rocky and Bullwinkle yesterday on Amazon Prime.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: How do you feel about that?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, I kinda liked it, it was classic silly, silly, silly. And [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|Tara Strong]] voicing Rocky J. Squirrel. I would definitely like to meet her one day if possible, 'cus, ya know, [''in ?? impression''] She does a very good ?? [''in a Twilight Sparkle impression''] and a Princess Twilight Sparkle.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Maybe- maybe if she, uh, she ever needs somebody to take over for her, you could do it. [''Copitz laughs'']
 
BACK: Yeah!
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I don't know, I'm not exactly [''in Bugs Bunny impression''] be the guy who did Bugs Bunny or [''in Daffy Duck impression''] Daffy Duck Sufferin' succotash!
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''laughing''] Not exactly, no.
 
[''Camera zooms in Chris makes [[Donald_Duck_impersonation|quacking noises]]'']
 
Cameraman: I can't do characters as well [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah!] as well as you can.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, I got kinda like a voice copy thing [''Copitz laughs''] and I tend to- it's like, ya know, when I'm talking with somebody else, just one other person, for a while I tend to sound like them after a time.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh really?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but if it's like- when I'm in a group then it's kinda mixed so I end up with more natural voice more often in the conversation. [''in a Copitz impression''] I'm talking with you right now Christian and I can kinda get your voice down after you and I- you and me in this pow-wow. I mean, whaddya think? We sound a lil cool?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we sound pretty similar haha.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeeeah, we just ?? dudes.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Haha, pretty good.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Found a recent top ten, they uh, they top ten voi- top ten characters who were voice- multiple characters by voice- by the same actress. They put Tara at number four, but she was like, uh... the female- the only female in the top four, so she's pretty much the queen of voice acting.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: While the ki- while the se- well- I can't remember his name -
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Wow, the reqs were met, huh? ??
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: the king of voice acting is the guy who did Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and all of them.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I can't remember his name [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Me neither], but he died a while ago, didn't he?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: But number two was Frank Welker. [''In Megatron voice''] "Do as I command! I am the Megatron!"
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Do you have any favorite YouTubers that you'd like to shout out?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Shout out Copitz!
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ha, Copitz, I'll give him that. I'd definitely want to give a shoutout to Emgo, Dr. Wolf, and uh, lemme think, Scribbler, I like- I like the way she reads the [[MLP]] comics. [''Copitz laughs''] Ehhh, I wan- I like watching WatchMojo.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh yeah, yeah, the top tens?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I noticed, when you're livestreaming, you have like such good quality, ummm, but cus you live in more of a neighborhood, but my internet's so bad, like, [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh, you could- ] if you saw the quality on my stream [laughs]
 
[''Chris refills his drink'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh, internet streaming quality, brought to you by Comcast XFinity!
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, you get Comcast, I only get CenturyLink.
 
Cameraman: Yeah, I only get CenturyLink too.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Shall I top you off?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh sure, thank you.
 
[''camera zooms into Chris pouring drink into Copitz's cup'']
 
Cameraman: I can't stream at all on CenturyLink. [<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Really?] Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah well, it depends where you are I guess, but... And Lee lives just outside the city, just south of, uh, Charlottesville, and still CenturyLink doesn't give him anything good.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh dear.
 
Cameraman: We're installing Ting, which is... yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You're getting Ting?
 
Cameraman: Hopefully soon. You have to get a certain amount of people.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It said a couple years ago they took Ting a little bit to your neighborhood, but not all.
 
Cameraman: Yeah, but they didn't like give it to anyone yet.
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Fiber-optic?
 
Cameraman: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Fiber-optic, fiber-optic is great, I'd love to have that.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay. Oh, so [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes||KB Toy store]] was in the [[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square|Fashion Square Mall]]!
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, it was.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, okay. Yeah, you know my- my favorite, uh, my favorite thing from the Fashion Square Mall that they- they closed, it seems like they closed everything there, nobody even really goes there anymore [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: yeee] seems like, was the uhh- the big candy store. I loved the candy store. And then the arcade, but that was before my time.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, I vaguely remember an arcade at Fashion Square.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, that was more your time than my time. My parents went there a lot.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh yeah, I remember. It was, uh, near where Spencer's is now, over there.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ah ha.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And which college are you going to?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I'm hoping- umm, I'm graduating next year. I'm- I'm a junior in high school. So I'm, I'm hoping to go to VCU in Richmond. [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Okay.] That would be cool.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: My dad recommended PVCC so that's where I went. [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup, yeah?] He had this planned all the way out for me get me following his footsteps, but it just wasn't meant to be.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Didn't work out, did it?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, sorry, sir. Sorry I lived for bigger and better things. [''Chris laughs'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Bob did some good things, didn't he?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh yes, he designed the controls for many a machine including steel mills, saw mills, plastic mill- I think one of them was a crane. I found, uh, in old filing cabinets, 06:34 (?) was like patents that he had made and filed and all that. So, completed patents right there. You can't find his records at GE cus he hadn't worked there for WAY more than ten years.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, you probably feel bad having to sell some of his old stuff, don't you? But...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, ya know, it was pretty much that time was the [[Stamps|postage stamps]].
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You know what? I'm- I wanted to mention to you, somebody I saw- I don't know if you saw this in your replies on Twitter, but somebody had I think a great idea. I don't know if you'd want to do this, but, if you sold like one [[Lego|LEGO]] for a dollar, umm, each, then people could just pay a dollar and they could have a LEGO that was owned by you! And, it goes in an envelope so you don't have to pay any extra shipping.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''Clearly uninterested''] [[Chris_and_work|Hmm, well... that's an... option...]]
 
07:22 <font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: ?? idea. Y'know, it's all up to you, but I thought it was neat. [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah...]. So I know you're kind of, uhh, discouraged to- to apply for jobs 'cus of like people can just look up your name and see everything about you.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, background check. Plus, I've tried, and nobody ever calls me back!
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: They yeah, y'know, it's sad but they might just look up your name and see all the stuff people have 07:43 about you, which is- it's a shame. Y'know, keep trying though. There are jobs out there that are made for- that are made for people that have trouble getting jobs. You'll find something, or hope so.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And some jobs just in the makin'.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you maybe you'll ever think about going back to college?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, probably not. [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No?] Got too much going on on my plate.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, at least right now. You never know about the future.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: When you like go out to eat, do you uhh, like, do you usually go with uhh, with your mom or?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, I end up going by myself.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Does she not like- does she just eat at home?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, a lot of the time, but she can go out to eat too.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah. Nice and relaxing.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: You know what's funny though? It made me think kinda, y'know? When one gets high and, y'know, it's like- I tend to get haunchy, and even sometimes-
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What does that mean? Haunchy?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: It's like when you get drunk but rea-  when you're tired.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ahh, okay.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And like it happens not only when- it's like, especially when I'm really mentally tired, so it's like I could be physically going all over and I'm haun- mentally haunchy at the same time.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ahh.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but then, uhh, also, I- I have uhh, drank- drank my share of [[Chris_and_drugs#Alcohol|alcohol]], and it's like I fou- I found that I have such a great sense of self-awareness and, this applies for when I'm haunchy too, it's like I'm still self-aware. [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: so -] But anyway, so, I- you can get me drunk and I'm still aware of everything around me. I've accidentally got high off of uhh, like cold medicine one time.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ooh, how'd that happen?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, just, y'know, took a little bit more than I oughta and it just... zoopf. But yeah, high is just not my general thing to- I'm definitely more sober.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay, yeah, that's good. What's good for you but-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, life gets tough, but if you, uhh, stay sober you tend to... get through it under your own power and feel more power yourself that way.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, that's true.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I think we can all say when we found out, umm, like how close you live we were like "Wow, that's just crazy!" You hear about all this stuff online and... that's- it's a small world!
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, small piece of Virginia, and [[CWCville]]'s just north Vi- just in north Virginia!
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Is it? Where is CWCville exactly?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, I'd have to pull up a Virginia map, I'll do that right now. Ehh, look it up on my phone.
 
[''Chris pulls out phone and an overlay appears shows the approximate location of CWCville to be around Fredericksburg, VA'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: CWCville is right by R- near Fredericksburg.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Fredericksburg
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Oh! That's where I wanna be.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And you see the body of water because you remember there's a beachfront- there's like a beach front.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup, right there at, uh, Rappahannock River.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''to Lee''] You said you wanna go to college there?
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Yeah, Mary Washington, yeah, a school in Fredericksburg. Yeah, it's very nice there.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I was in Fredericksburg a few weeks ago at the Rappahannock, it's definitely a nice place. I like it.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Normally you charge maybe, what, $100 for like commissioned videos and stuff, err uh shoutouts, is that right?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, fifty to a hundred and negotiable.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup, but you only charged us $30? [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh] Thought it'd just be fun to hang out, maybe?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah...
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Cut us some slack, as you said?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, make it easy for you- for y'all this time.
 
[''Everyone thanks Chris'']
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What kind of TV shows do you- do you maybe watch other than uhh My Little Pony?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I watch Frasier. [''Collective "Oh!"''] Friends, and recently my loves and I we were watching Mom on Hulu.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''singing with all half-joining''] Billie Jean is not my lover!. She just a girl who says (sic) that I am the one! But the kiiiid is not my son!
 
==2nd Visit and Ghost Hunt==
On 22 March 2019, Copitz, along with two of his friends, went to visit Chris again. During this time, they went "ghost hunting" in the now abandoned DeJarnette Center for Human Development in Staunton, [[Virginia]].
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|cYHPLqr5hGo}}
| stardate      = 23 [[March 2019]]
| maker          = Copitz
| previous      = [[March_2019_videos#A_Melodic_Burp|A Melodic Burp]]
| next          = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]
| subject        =
}}
}}
===Transcript of "Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan"===
{{Transcription}}
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GHOST HUNTING WITH CHRIS CHAN
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<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What's up guys, we're here at the DeJarnette sanatorium. Uh- I'm here with Christine Weston Chandler.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''holding his hand up''] Yo. Yo!
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: AKA Chris Chan, and we're gonna be exploring this place searching for ghosts.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Hello, Juffalo|Ruffalo]]! (?)
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It's gonna be ''pretty epic'' if I do say so myself.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''laugh'']
[''jump cut to a chain-link fence'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you think you can fit through here, Christine?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I think I can manage.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Alright.
[''Copitz's backpack gets caught on the fence'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:  Whup-up-up-up-up, you're caught. [''Chris helps unhook Copitz's backpack from the fence''] There you go.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Thank you.
[''jump cut to Chris grunting and struggling to make it through the broken fence gate'']
[''jump cut again to Chris entering the front of the building through a large broken window. The scrape of broken glass on the floor can be heard as Chris steps through'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Nice job.
[''Jump cut to Chris and Copitz wielding flashlights inside the building's dark interior'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So there's a bunch of different levels to this building.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''in a strange voice''] I see dead people. I think the ghosts are comin' after me. [''laugh'']
[''camera pans to the wall Chris is illuminating, showing graffiti that says "Fuck you!"'']
[''jump cut to a very short time later; Chris and Copitz are walking down a hall'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Christian, come here.
[''jump cut to Chris displaying his wrists'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I got quartz- uh, lightning quartz on my wrist.
[''the camera zooms in; the video becomes fuzzy before focusing the close-up on Chris's gloved hands'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: It might take a- more than one try, but I'm able to do it on the first try often times, [''lifts his arms up, his forearms crossed at the wrists''] but I'm gonna make it grind in here. [''pulls his wrists against each other, making a loud click.''] Ah.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Should I stand back?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''trying again, another click is made''] ahh, sometimes it [''unintelligible'']. [''click''] Ahh, I can do this, now I can do it [''click'']
[''pan to Copitz'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What are you trying to do?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Tryin' making light. [''unintelligible''] do it.
[''pan to what looks to be Lee- though it may be another person- while Chris is finally able to get his rock to make light'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: THERE it is!
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Aw nice, nice.
[''cut to a hallway with bright light at the end of it'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''observing artwork of hot air balloons on the wall''] Well, that's a nice picture, with all the balloons there. [''reading graffiti on top of it''] My balloooon. I like this picture.
[''jump cut to Chris'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So this is- uh- this is- uh, DeJarnette sanatorium.
[''jump cut to Copitz, his face illuminated by his flashlight'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It's where- uh, Joseph DeJarnette- um, did his work. He's- uh, known for being a pretty famous eugenics doctor, and he's known to still roam the halls. As a ghost, obviously.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Wha' was 'is name?
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Closed down waaay long ago- his name was Joseph Dejarnette.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Joseph. [[Random-access humor|Hello, Joe, what do you know?]]
[''jump cut'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you believe in ghosts?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, I've met ghosts- so, yes.
[''jump cut to outside'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It's a nice view. Alright, the stairs are over this way.
[''jump cut to back inside the sanatorium'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The next floor.
[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz looking at graffiti that reads "HeLP! Im TRA- pped on the ToP flooR"'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What does that say?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''attempting to read the graffiti''] I'm trap-red on the top floor.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I'm-
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, "I'm ''trapped'' on the top floor".
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: This isn't the top floor!
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Sorry, I di-
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: How'd they get here?
[''jump cut to more graffiti'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''reading the graffiti''] "No [[Barack Obama|Obama]]!"
[''quick jump cut'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What do you think about our current administration?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ahhhh... [[Pmurt|Trump]] sucks. That's enough said right there.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Think so?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''slightly distorted by reverberation due to his volume''] We can replace him with anybody, but I know we'll replace with Lisa Simpson 2000(?) after the [[Dimensional Merge|dimension merge]].
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, by- Lisa Simpson will be the next president?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yep.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, okay.
[''quick jump cut'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You think everything in cartoons will come true?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''sigh''] It's all- everything that's already been... presented on media has already comes (sic) true. In the sense over there, in our sister dimension, [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]]
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ohhh, okay.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: But as for future determinations, that's still to be determined.
[''jump cut to [[Nazis|swastika]] graffiti on the ground'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Check that out.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''on top of Copitz''] You know, the swastika used to mean good luck.
[''jump cut to a dark room'']
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Alright, here it says [''reading graffiti''] "Joseph, come out"
[''quick jump cut'']


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I don't really want him to come out, to be honest, because he's dead and ghostsnn' are a little scary.
'''Christian Opitz''',<ref>https://twitter.com/Copitz3/status/1218255646602211331 ([https://archive.fo/qVWAk archive])</ref> known by the username '''Copitz''' (born 17 January 2001),<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220402160511/https://twitter.com/copitz3</ref> is a YouTuber and a speedrunner on [[Twitch]] who lives in [[Charlottesville]]. Starting in [[May 2018]], he began visiting Chris and recording videos of him and his friends chatting with Chris while visiting local areas. Copitz would also play a role in developing ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' docuseries, organizing a meet-up between TheGamerFromMars and Chris at [[14 Branchland Court|his home]].


<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Not the geese, man.
==Initial Visit==
Copitz described himself as a big fan of Chris, and obsessively watched [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]. Upon realizing that he lived just 20 minutes away from him, he drew a batch of fanart and went with his friend Eric to Chris's house in [[May 2018]]. They rang the doorbell, gave the fanart, and took a picture with him. Chris gave both of them a kiss on the cheek, and then made a tweet about the interaction. Copitz also mentioned the possibility of them making a video together.


<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ahhh, the only- you're only scareda' ghosts because you don't have much knowledge about them.
{{quotebox|Today two very handsome Young Men came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art!


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, my mistake.
I humbly accepted their Gifts, gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK) and sent them on their way!


[''jump cut'']
I might even do a Video with them Sometime Soon! 🌈🌈<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191108230701/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref>}}


<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I think I can hear something.
After this interaction, Copitz signed up to [[Kiwi Farms]] and made a thread on the forum, not knowing that the forum largely has a negative opinion of Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/</ref>


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Uhh, I'm gonna go this way [''laugh'']
{{quoteboxbrown|Chris Chan lives only 20 minutes away from me and I am a big fan, so I couldn't miss the opportunity to meet THE CWC. I drew some fan-art and drove to Chris's house with my friend, rang the doorbell, and was greeted by a friendly and familiar face. Chris took the art and let me take a picture of us, gave us a big kiss on the cheek and we we left. It was a very interesting experience to meet somebody so iconic.


<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, I feel something.
[[File:CWC with Copitz 1.jpg|200px]]}}


[''jump cut to stairs'']
Kiwi Farms started insulting him for many reasons, including his appearance. Copitz decided to clarify his intentions.


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Alright, let's go down, let's go down.
{{quoteboxbrown|Barb showed up to the door while we were talking to Chris, but we did not speak to her.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/post-3373082</ref>}}
{{quoteboxbrown|Just to clear things up, I didn't have any intentions other than saying hi and asking if Chris wanted to make a video with me just for fun. Nothing else. I apologize that I did not make my intentions clear in the first place.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/page-3#post-3373110</ref>}}


[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking down the stairs'']
===The Fanart===
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File:CopitzFanArt1.jpg|
File:CopitzFanArt2.jpg
File:CopitzFanArt3.jpg
</gallery>
</center>


<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: At least I got good cell reception in here, I'll give you that.
==Interview==
[[File:CWC with Copitz 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris with Copitz on the day of the interview]]
{{main|A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan}}


[''jump cut to graffiti that reads "Pots 4 sale'']
Copitz started talking about his planned video in his KF thread.


<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''unintelligible, talked over by Copitz'']
{{quoteboxbrown|The video I am hoping to make will just be us hanging out, going to McDonalds, and/or playing some video games - just something for fun, not making fun of Chris in any way.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/post-3373216</ref>}}
{{quoteboxbrown|I definitely see why you say that. I appreciate you trying to be reasonable, but I am not planning on going any farther than us making a video together, and there's a small chance we would make more in the future if Chris would want to. But I have no intentions to do any livestreaming together or anything of the sort. Yes, I may see a marginal increase of views on my YouTube channel, but that is only somewhat of a side-benefit. Mostly I just thought it would be an iconic experience to meet and make a video with such a popular personality online, and I felt like it would be fun. Bragging here on kiwifarms was just the first thing I thought of when I got home, as I have seen this website before in relation with Chris, but I realize now that this was not the place to be posting, even though I probably would have ended up being posted on here by a third party anyway.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/page-7#post-3373699</ref>}}


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''laughing''] Pots for sale? Is there- is there a pot dealer in here?
On 26 [[May 2018]], Copitz went with Lee and a group of other friends to interview Chris. Copitz posted it on [[Kiwi Farms]], where it was largely criticized for the lack of interesting questions asked, however this did not bother him. The video is most notable for firmly establishing the friendship between Copitz and Chris.


[''jump cut, rumbling can be heard'']
==Ghost Hunting==
{{Main|Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan}}


<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Got some people.
During [[February 2019]], almost an year after their last interaction, Copitz, Lee, and a third friend all visited Chris to ghost hunt at the DeJarnette Center for Human Development in Staunton, Virginia. Not much actual ghost hunting happens in the video, and the four mostly just walk around and talk about ghosts and other topics. Copitz later complimented Chris on his empathy for the victims of Joseph DeJarnette, both on and off camera.  


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Hello? Hello? Who's there? Hello?
==The Chris Chan Conspiracy==
{{Main|The Chris Chan Conspiracy}}


[''jump cut, no more rumbling'']
During [[December 2019]], Copitz was contacted by the YouTuber TheGamerFromMars, who wanted to interview Chris for his documentary series '[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'. Copitz accepted, and contacted Chris to plan the interview with him. Eventually, GFM drove to [[14 Branchland Court]], and met up with Chris and Copitz. They walk with Chris in his backyard, play games with him in his room, walk around the neighborhood, go to a restaurant, before ending the video by chatting to Chris on his gazebo. Copitz later released a deleted scene on his YouTube channel.


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: We're friendly!
==Other Interactions==
[[File:CWC Copitz May 2019.jpg|thumb|200px|Copitz giving Chris a ride in [[May 2019]]]]
{{see also|Xleepy|Pappy Van Poodle Interview}}


[''camera man laughs'']
Copitz is known to have invited Chris to his [[Discord]] server, however he never chatted.


<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Yeah. We're not ghosts!
On 3 [[May 2019]], Copitz accidentally ran into Chris at the downtown mall, who asked him for a ride. Copitz agreed to give Chris a ride, and also took a picture with him.<ref>[[:File:Copitz's Server - Copitz chats.png]]</ref>


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Can you hear us?
On 25 [[May 2019]], Copitz was contacted by the YouTuber Nick Robinson, who wanted to arrange an interview with Chris about the character Pappy Van Poodle from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball. Copitz agreed with this, and set up a video call with Chris and Nick, which was [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|posted online]].


[''quick jump cut'']
In [[February 2020]], Copitz's friend [[Xleepy]] reached out to him in order to arrange a meeting with Chris, which would be recorded and added to Xleepy's channel trailer. Copitz contacted Chris, and he made the video with Xleepy on 29 February. Copitz is seen sitting next to Chris while he showcases his psychic powers.


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''quietly''] Ah, whatever, I don't think we're ghosts(?)
On 25 [[December 2022]], Copitz left a comment on [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]] Episode 70,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q&t=781s&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref> which featured his ghost hunting footage.


[''camera man laughs'']
{{quoteboxbrown|holy shit hahaha this is awesome. ngl it's so weird but cool to see myself in the Geno documentary after obsessively watching that very same documentary for hours upon hours prior to ever meeting Chris.


[''jump cut'']
Thank you Geno for sharing my video with people! And I'm glad you found some use of it


<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Don't worry guys, I think [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu has us protected.
Just a correction, February was when we filmed the Dejarnette video, about a month prior to uploading it, as I was running into issues with the PC I was using to edit


<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''on top of Chris''] I can still hear them.
I want to note how interesting I find what I interpret as - despite all of the things Chris has done which have hurt people - as a huge amount of empathy exhibited by Chris when it comes to the victims of Dejarnette. And the empathy they had for me during our video, with how kind they were. I will also say that from what I remember of our conversations 1-on-1 off camera, Chris was clearly far more interested in talking about me than about themself and trying to help me figure out issues in my life through what they believed to be their powers. Chris obviously has a very different view of the world from us all and it may help people wishing to understand them better to realize that despite the hurt a person may have caused in others, the reason behind their hurtful actions often comes from a desire to help both that person and themselves, yet the decision to do so can be warped by the only way they know how to understand things and a maladaptive level of empathy for themselves.


[''jump cut to Copitz's camera pointed at a small unoccupied room with a boarded up window which has a hole in it'']
This is why I truly hope Chris is finding happiness in the obviously inherently unhappy reality of prison through living within their own reality. And maybe some people can find empathy for Chris if they can see the empathy Chris has themselves, no matter how maladaptive.


<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Follow my lead. We're calm, we're cool.
Thanks again Geno! Hope you had a merry Christmas!}}
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: We'll see [''unintelligible'']. [''walking into the room''] Look at this little peephole.
 
[''jump cut to a close up of the peephole'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Maybe we can kick it open.
 
[''quick jump cut to the camera focused on the external landscape'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I don't wanna do that. It's clearly professionally boarded.
 
[''jump cut to junk'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Lookit this.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: It's a mess alright.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''ghost sounds''] Ooooooohhhh
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''laugh'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Don't worry, we mean ya no harm, spirits.
 
[''quick jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: As long as we don't bodder dem, dey won't bodder us.
 
[''jump cut to a small room with one large, tall window'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Well, if all goes to [''censored''] sh-t, we can climb outta here.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah...
 
[''jump cut to the dark halls of the sanatorium once more'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: We mean no disrespect or dishonor-
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''on top of Chris, agreeing''] Absolutely not.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: We're juuust chronicling.
 
[''Chris's phone rings, spooking the other ghost hunters'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's my mother. [''to Barb''] Heyo.
 
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb'''</font>: Hello! Okay, bye.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Bye-bye. [''to the other ghost hunters''] It's okay, that was just my mother calling me.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''on top of Chris, most likely referring to when he was supposed to return home or contact her''] Definitely before six.
 
[''unintelligible whispering'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Y'all's mothers were concerned about yours as well. Y'all when you were... e- I mean no offense, thank you.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: You know what's weird? I kinda got a similar- this reminds me of after that [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] in [[2014]] at ho- at my home
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Just ennering and exiting all the time, so- it's like, I kinda entered familiar territory with the way everything is around here.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: For sure, I remember that.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, there's some nudity on this wall.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh. [''illuminates the graffiti on the wall, which manages to somehow be lower quality than [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]''] [''laughs''] Jeez.
 
[''jumpcut to a well-lit room'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''singing terribly''] ''Have some fun haunting around those spooky trails.''
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''on top of Chris''] Here. [receives an unidentifiable item from Chris''] [''joining in with Chris''] ''Hopping around the spooky trails.''
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''scatting''] ''Booby-da-do-ba do-ba-do-bah-da-boo-bu-da-duh-do-duh-do''
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''dances'']
 
[''jumpcut to just outside the sanatorium'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Thank you all for your hospitality, our phantasms of the spook. May you all rest in peace. Continue to rest in peace.
 
[''quick jump cut to Copitz'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: I wonder who those people were?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Huh.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I dunno, we might'a scared them off 'cause they didn't say anything to us.
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: They thought we were ghosts. [''unintelligible'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's the difference between knowing and not knowing.
 
[''piano music begins playing'']
 
<pre>
That's the difference between knowing... and not knowing -CWC 2019
</pre>
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: If you don't know who was there, does it confirm whether somebody was there or not? You hear footsteps, but was there actually people? Or was it the spirits?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It coulda' been the spirits, man.
 
[''quick jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: All is not known until all is learned, so seek your knowledge and learn well; keep a cool, calm head.
 
[''jump cut to Lee taking a selfie with Chris; piano music stops'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Welcome to jamrock.
 
[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking on a hill; wind can be heard in the background'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I know you said [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]] is going to be coming back in the merge as well...?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh- oh, in his Sonichu form, eventually. [''quick jump cut''] And since he... reincarnated, he definitely made sure he amended his ways. [''quick jump cut''] I assure you that he's a good guy.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay.
 
[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking down a trail side-by-side'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So- I mean, Christine, you can see- you can see why some people might think that [''quick jump''] the whole CWCville stuff- that, like, it might just be... part of something that you drew, and it might just be in your imagination?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ohhh yeah, no, [''quick jumpcut''] we create something and it ends up there, it's not imagination, you ''literally'' have psychic connections and links to right over there.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeeeah...
 
[''jump cut to near a road, cars passing by'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Kick the can! And I missed. [''kicks tin can''] There you go. [''laugh'']
 
[''jump cut to 4 in car, Copitz driving, Chris in passenger seat, Lee and Unnamed Cameraman in backseat'']
 
[''Chris drinking Gatorade while side-eyeing camera'']
 
[''jump cut to Chris talking to his mother on phone'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Hi Mom, checking in. I don't know if you wanted to, uh, wait 'til after I got home to fix dinner or whatever. I'll see you later, love you.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Let's do a beatboxing contest, okay? I'll go first, you ready?
 
[''starts beatboxing decently'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Alright your turn, Christine!
 
[''Chris starts beatboxing horribly'']
 
[''Copitz adds interjections and drum noises'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Christine on the mic!
 
[''Cuts back and forth between Chris and Copitz beatboxing'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Honey, I got one more.
 
[''continues beatboxing badly'']
 
[''Copitz joins in for a duet'']
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: When do you think the dimensional merge is happening?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: It's very soon, within these- within the coming days.
 
<font color="purple">'''Lee'''</font color>: I'm unfamiliar with what that is, what is that?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Where the dimensions of - where our OCs exist and coexist and -
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''clarifying for those in backseat''] Original Characters
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: - reside, and here, where everybody will get to see the OCs.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I'll have to see to- to believe it, really, honestly, but I'd like to- I'd like to learn more about the way that you - that you think about it, like the psychological aspect [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: maybe] if that makes sense.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: There was a theory going around that you were having like very specific dreams due to some of the medications.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Well, it's hard to confirm or deny that, but I feel like I can s- I feel like I can say it's... quite a bust. I mean most of my dreams remain neutral, and my nightmares. I have my good dreams, but I'm a lucid dreamer.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you were talking about Lisa Simpson as President, how do you think - what do you think that's going to be like?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I don't know which President compare it to really. I mean, I'd like - I would like to say Obama...
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
[''Chris makes honking noise'']
 
[''Copitz honks the car horn twice'']
 
[''Chris laughs'']
 
[''jump cut to "Damian Marley - Welcome To Jamrock" playing and Copitz singing along'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: [''recording Chris on his phone, loud music and Copitz singing makes it hard to hear''] Christine, sing!
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: What?
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Sing along!
 
[''Chris sings nonsense'']
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: If you wanted to ask - access the, what's it called? C-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: C-197
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: C-197. If you wanted to access that right now, could you do it?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Would you like to try it? I don't know if anybody's ever seen you do it before if you-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Okay, well, hang on I'll-
 
[''Chris closes eyes and makes a concentrated face'']
 
[''slow fade transition, presumably a few seconds have passed without Chris talking'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Christine, can you still hear us?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''In a more distant voice''] Yes, I hear you.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Are you in C-197?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yup.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you think I could have a conversation with one of them through you? Like you could tell me what they're saying and you could tell them what I'm saying?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, [[Hyperdimension_Neptunia#Battery-Charge_Heart|Sabrina]] is telling me, "Say hi to- Hi Selmy - Hi Christian! It's nice to talk to you!"
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>; Hi Sabrina, tell Sabrina I said hi.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, she hears you through me, so it's like a conduit.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, okay. Could I speak to, uh, maybe, like, Lisa Simpson or somebody?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Okay, well, I'm gonna have to move my soul all the way over to Springfield. Well, I'm talking with Homer right now, she's not - she's not home right now.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Can I speak to Marge?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: She's coming in! Hi, Marge! She doesn't want her... speech put on the Internet.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>; Oh, okay.
 
[''Camera zooms into Chris's deeply concentrated face'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: But she will say, for everyone... to remain on their best behavior and to be kind to each other. She will not stand for... crass and rudeness.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, of course not. Yes, wise words, Marge. Thank you.
 
[''quick jumpcut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''sigh''] Ugh, fwoop tired, I've gotta come back here.
 
[''Chris opens his eyes and acts like he's returning to our dimension'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Blech. I had to come back, I got - my brain got worn out.
 
[''jumpcut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Alright, let's do our outro here. Ay. Alright guys, we had a great -
 
[''Black screen with words "*camera runs out of battery*'']
 
[''interrupted by laughter from both Copitz and Chris'']
 
[''outro'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''in silly voice holding up peace sign''] [[Random-access_humor|SUBPRIBE to Copitz, Copitz! Bloopitz!]]
 
==External links==
*[https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/998016112745943041 The fanart Copitz gave Chris].


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Xleepy]], Copitz's friend and fellow YouTuber.
*[[Copitz DMs]]
 
==References==
<references/>
 
{{FanChats}}
 


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Copitz
Information
Name Copitz
Date of birth (2001-01-17) January 17, 2001 (age 23)
Gender Male
Race White
Nationality American

Christian Opitz,[1] known by the username Copitz (born 17 January 2001),[2] is a YouTuber and a speedrunner on Twitch who lives in Charlottesville. Starting in May 2018, he began visiting Chris and recording videos of him and his friends chatting with Chris while visiting local areas. Copitz would also play a role in developing The Chris Chan Conspiracy docuseries, organizing a meet-up between TheGamerFromMars and Chris at his home.

Initial Visit

Copitz described himself as a big fan of Chris, and obsessively watched Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History. Upon realizing that he lived just 20 minutes away from him, he drew a batch of fanart and went with his friend Eric to Chris's house in May 2018. They rang the doorbell, gave the fanart, and took a picture with him. Chris gave both of them a kiss on the cheek, and then made a tweet about the interaction. Copitz also mentioned the possibility of them making a video together.

Today two very handsome Young Men came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art!

I humbly accepted their Gifts, gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK) and sent them on their way!

I might even do a Video with them Sometime Soon! 🌈🌈[3]

After this interaction, Copitz signed up to Kiwi Farms and made a thread on the forum, not knowing that the forum largely has a negative opinion of Chris.[4]

Chris Chan lives only 20 minutes away from me and I am a big fan, so I couldn't miss the opportunity to meet THE CWC. I drew some fan-art and drove to Chris's house with my friend, rang the doorbell, and was greeted by a friendly and familiar face. Chris took the art and let me take a picture of us, gave us a big kiss on the cheek and we we left. It was a very interesting experience to meet somebody so iconic.

CWC with Copitz 1.jpg

Kiwi Farms started insulting him for many reasons, including his appearance. Copitz decided to clarify his intentions.

Barb showed up to the door while we were talking to Chris, but we did not speak to her.[5]
Just to clear things up, I didn't have any intentions other than saying hi and asking if Chris wanted to make a video with me just for fun. Nothing else. I apologize that I did not make my intentions clear in the first place.[6]

The Fanart

  • CopitzFanArt1.jpg
  • CopitzFanArt2.jpg
  • CopitzFanArt3.jpg

Interview

Chris with Copitz on the day of the interview
Main article: A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan

Copitz started talking about his planned video in his KF thread.

The video I am hoping to make will just be us hanging out, going to McDonalds, and/or playing some video games - just something for fun, not making fun of Chris in any way.[7]
I definitely see why you say that. I appreciate you trying to be reasonable, but I am not planning on going any farther than us making a video together, and there's a small chance we would make more in the future if Chris would want to. But I have no intentions to do any livestreaming together or anything of the sort. Yes, I may see a marginal increase of views on my YouTube channel, but that is only somewhat of a side-benefit. Mostly I just thought it would be an iconic experience to meet and make a video with such a popular personality online, and I felt like it would be fun. Bragging here on kiwifarms was just the first thing I thought of when I got home, as I have seen this website before in relation with Chris, but I realize now that this was not the place to be posting, even though I probably would have ended up being posted on here by a third party anyway.[8]

On 26 May 2018, Copitz went with Lee and a group of other friends to interview Chris. Copitz posted it on Kiwi Farms, where it was largely criticized for the lack of interesting questions asked, however this did not bother him. The video is most notable for firmly establishing the friendship between Copitz and Chris.

Ghost Hunting

Main article: Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan

During February 2019, almost an year after their last interaction, Copitz, Lee, and a third friend all visited Chris to ghost hunt at the DeJarnette Center for Human Development in Staunton, Virginia. Not much actual ghost hunting happens in the video, and the four mostly just walk around and talk about ghosts and other topics. Copitz later complimented Chris on his empathy for the victims of Joseph DeJarnette, both on and off camera.

The Chris Chan Conspiracy

Main article: The Chris Chan Conspiracy

During December 2019, Copitz was contacted by the YouTuber TheGamerFromMars, who wanted to interview Chris for his documentary series 'The Chris Chan Conspiracy'. Copitz accepted, and contacted Chris to plan the interview with him. Eventually, GFM drove to 14 Branchland Court, and met up with Chris and Copitz. They walk with Chris in his backyard, play games with him in his room, walk around the neighborhood, go to a restaurant, before ending the video by chatting to Chris on his gazebo. Copitz later released a deleted scene on his YouTube channel.

Other Interactions

Copitz giving Chris a ride in May 2019
See also: Xleepy and Pappy Van Poodle Interview

Copitz is known to have invited Chris to his Discord server, however he never chatted.

On 3 May 2019, Copitz accidentally ran into Chris at the downtown mall, who asked him for a ride. Copitz agreed to give Chris a ride, and also took a picture with him.[9]

On 25 May 2019, Copitz was contacted by the YouTuber Nick Robinson, who wanted to arrange an interview with Chris about the character Pappy Van Poodle from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball. Copitz agreed with this, and set up a video call with Chris and Nick, which was posted online.

In February 2020, Copitz's friend Xleepy reached out to him in order to arrange a meeting with Chris, which would be recorded and added to Xleepy's channel trailer. Copitz contacted Chris, and he made the video with Xleepy on 29 February. Copitz is seen sitting next to Chris while he showcases his psychic powers.

On 25 December 2022, Copitz left a comment on Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History Episode 70,[10] which featured his ghost hunting footage.

holy shit hahaha this is awesome. ngl it's so weird but cool to see myself in the Geno documentary after obsessively watching that very same documentary for hours upon hours prior to ever meeting Chris.

Thank you Geno for sharing my video with people! And I'm glad you found some use of it

Just a correction, February was when we filmed the Dejarnette video, about a month prior to uploading it, as I was running into issues with the PC I was using to edit

I want to note how interesting I find what I interpret as - despite all of the things Chris has done which have hurt people - as a huge amount of empathy exhibited by Chris when it comes to the victims of Dejarnette. And the empathy they had for me during our video, with how kind they were. I will also say that from what I remember of our conversations 1-on-1 off camera, Chris was clearly far more interested in talking about me than about themself and trying to help me figure out issues in my life through what they believed to be their powers. Chris obviously has a very different view of the world from us all and it may help people wishing to understand them better to realize that despite the hurt a person may have caused in others, the reason behind their hurtful actions often comes from a desire to help both that person and themselves, yet the decision to do so can be warped by the only way they know how to understand things and a maladaptive level of empathy for themselves.

This is why I truly hope Chris is finding happiness in the obviously inherently unhappy reality of prison through living within their own reality. And maybe some people can find empathy for Chris if they can see the empathy Chris has themselves, no matter how maladaptive.

Thanks again Geno! Hope you had a merry Christmas!

See also

References

  1. ↑ https://twitter.com/Copitz3/status/1218255646602211331 (archive)
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220402160511/https://twitter.com/copitz3
  3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191108230701/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458
  4. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/
  5. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/post-3373082
  6. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/page-3#post-3373110
  7. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/post-3373216
  8. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-met-chris-chan-today.43299/page-7#post-3373699
  9. ↑ File:Copitz's Server - Copitz chats.png
  10. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q&t=781s&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1
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