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[[Image:Anne boleyn.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:Anne boleyn.jpg|thumb|Chris's alleged progenitor. Maybe her bloodline eventually resulting in the creation of [[Sonichu]] was why she was accused of being [[Mary Lee Walsh|a witch]].]] | ||
'''Anne Boleyn''' ([[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|c.1501/1507–1536]]) was Queen of England and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Ireland]] as the second wife of [[Wikipedia:Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII]]. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was supposedly on the [[Wikipedia:Mayflower|''Mayflower'']].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> Note that Chris [[Chris and English|cannot even spell "Boleyn"]].<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008">[[IRC (22 December 2008)]], [[Mailbag 47#Begone]], [[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref> | '''Anne Boleyn''' ([[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|c.1501/1507–1536]]) was Queen of England and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Ireland]] as the second wife of [[Wikipedia:Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII]]. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was supposedly on the [[Wikipedia:Mayflower|''Mayflower'']].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> Note that Chris [[Chris and English|cannot even spell "Boleyn"]].<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008">[[IRC (22 December 2008)]], [[Mailbag 47#Begone]], [[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref> | ||
History buffs will of course notice a problem with this. Namely that, aside from the fact that [[Daniel Weston]] did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England|Queen Elizabeth I]]. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, | History buffs will of course notice a problem with this. Namely that, aside from the fact that [[Daniel Weston]] did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England|Queen Elizabeth I]]. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, or indeed for anybody to be; Elizabeth I was childless and was in fact famously known as the [[virgin with rage|virgin queen]]. It is possible for Chris to be ''related'' to her, although the evidence for either argument exists exclusively within Chris's mind. | ||
It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In August [[2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this fact simply because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref> | It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In August [[2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this "fact" simply because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref> This may have been this ridiculous notion's first outing, but it was not to be the last. | ||
In late [[2008]], Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is also descended from [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]] (Anne's sister),<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008"/> her brother [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], born 1577),<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later [[Wikipedia:Earl of Portland|Earls of Portland]].<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them | In late [[2008]], Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is also descended from [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]] (Anne's [[Crystal Weston Chandler|sister]]),<ref name="IRC 22 December 2008"/> her brother [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], born 1577),<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later [[Wikipedia:Earl of Portland|Earls of Portland]].<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> which fortifies the view that Chris [[lie|made the whole thing up]] himself without being told by his mother. There is admittedly a possibility that his family tree loops back on itself, but it's [[Virginia|probably a good deal more recent than the Tudor period]]. | ||
In [[May 2009]], Chris also | In [[May 2009]], Chris also cited his ancestry as one of the reasons for [[Wikipedia]] to have an article on him.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], [[Zapina]] is said to be studying at "Bolyn High",<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_2 p. 2].</ref> probably named in reference to Anne Boleyn. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 02:52, 3 November 2014
Anne Boleyn (c.1501/1507–1536) was Queen of England and Ireland as the second wife of King Henry VIII. Chris claims to be a descendant of her from his mother's side of the family, via Daniel Weston who was supposedly on the Mayflower.[1] Note that Chris cannot even spell "Boleyn".[2]
History buffs will of course notice a problem with this. Namely that, aside from the fact that Daniel Weston did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, or indeed for anybody to be; Elizabeth I was childless and was in fact famously known as the virgin queen. It is possible for Chris to be related to her, although the evidence for either argument exists exclusively within Chris's mind.
It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In August 2005, he tried to impress a girl on MySpace with this "fact" simply because she was interested in royalty.[3] This may have been this ridiculous notion's first outing, but it was not to be the last.
In late 2008, Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister),[2] her brother Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland, born 1577),[4] and later Earls of Portland.[5] Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on Wikipedia to find a link between them[6] which fortifies the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother. There is admittedly a possibility that his family tree loops back on itself, but it's probably a good deal more recent than the Tudor period.
In May 2009, Chris also cited his ancestry as one of the reasons for Wikipedia to have an article on him.[4] In the comics, Zapina is said to be studying at "Bolyn High",[7] probably named in reference to Anne Boleyn.
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