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{{quote|Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature]]. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.|[[Chris]]}}
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{{quote|contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|Jail]] and mess, Please.|Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]], excerpt from [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]}}


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'''Joe Biden''' is the President-Elect of the [[United States]] and is due to be sworn in on 21 [[January 2021]].
'''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States; his vice president is [[Kamala Harris]]. He previously served as the vice president under president [[Barack Obama]] throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He became the 46th American president on 20 [[January 2021]] instead of [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]], who [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] voted for and believes will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris was once [[Naïve|hopeful]] that Biden would pardon him following [[Incest Arrest|his arrest for incest]].
==Vice-Presidency==
 
While Biden was in the running for the [[November 2024]] election, he dropped out mid-run and endorsed Harris instead. Chris has expressed support for Harris's run.
 
== Before presidency ==
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."<ref>[[Mailbag 17]]</ref>
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."<ref>[[Mailbag 17]]</ref>


In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref>
In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref>
==2020 election==
{{Split Off|section|2020 United States presidential election}}
{{quote|Right on! I say No to Drumpftastic [[Mathematics|infinity squared]].|Chris, giving support to the Biden/Harris campaign in response to Jason Alexander's endorsement.<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]</ref>}}
[[File:YangGang.png|thumb|left|For a time, Chris was part of the Yang Gang.]]
By the time he encountered the Idea Guys, Chris had shifted his focus from being invested in following LGBT+ groups to being invested in his [[Chris and coping|imaginary world]]. Without the influence from LGBT groups, Chris seemed to have left his hatred of [[Pmurt|Trump]] and his interest in politics behind, preferring to occupy himself with his [[polyamorous marriage]]s and alternate [[dimensions]]. Nonethelss, Chris vocalized his support for Andrew Yang in [[October 2019]], during the lead-up to the Democratic Party primaries to select a nominee for President. Conversely, he practically ignored any and all news concerning Trump's impeachment in [[December 2019]] and the months that followed, which demonstrated Chris's comparative lack of interest in politics at this point in time. After all, the impeachment process would have been the earliest point that he could have been removed in office besides January 2021, presuming that he lost his 2020 re-election bid (which he eventually did).
However, Chris did become more engaged with politics much closer to the 2020 election, starting around the time that news that Donald Trump contracted [[COVID-19]] got out. Taking to [[October 2020 social media posts|social media]] during [[October 2020]], he replied to [[Ben Saint]] to dispel his claims that Chris was responsible for Trump's ailment; Chris also took a moment to proclaim that COVID-19 would '''not''' be the cause Trump's demise, but that his end will come by other means, as [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|his death]] is foretold as part of Chris's own [[Dimensional Merge]] prophecies. He then vocalized support for Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris a few days later, after their respective debates against Donald Trump and Mike Pence, ensuring that they received the critical Sonichu vote in the election. Chris also appreciated the schadenfreude of someone reportedly hacking into Trump's [[Twitter]] account after it was reported to have very minimal security protection.


True to Chris's prophecy, Trump appears to have recovered from his infection since being diagnosed with COVID-19. That being said, whether or not that will last is in question due to the amount of drugs that he's being filled with to suppress the symptoms, along with other factors like his age, [[obesity]], history of substance abuse, and unwillingness to rest in favor of going back on the campaign trail affecting his body's ability to fight off the infection, particularly since this strain of the Coronavirus has often come and gone in waves in patients who are faced with serious symptoms.
== Presidency ==
[[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]]
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]</ref> while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality ([[C-197]]).


It should also be noted that Chris actually believes that {{w|Lisa Simpson}} will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] takes place<ref>[[Discord Q&A 5#Operation of CWCville's Government]]</ref> regardless of how the 2020 election plays out. This belief presumably takes its influence from "{{w|Bart to the Future}}", the episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' set years in the future in which Lisa succeeds Donald Trump's fictional administration, which substantially increased the national [[debt]] before she took office. Amusingly, Kamala Harris has been compared to Lisa Simpson (along with her mother, [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge]]) by her political opponents. However, the events of "Bart to the Future" are not predictive, despite numerous viral videos promoting such misconception. Donald Trump considered running for the job in 1999, one year before the episode aired, and the first of the six bankruptcies to affect his businesses occurred in 1991.<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/simpsons-predict-trump</ref>
Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.<ref>[[Chris and politics#2020]]</ref><ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]</ref>


The actual election arrived on November 3, after weeks of early voting: the winner was unusually not declared overnight, due to a combination of high voter turnout and a large increase of {{w|Postal voting in the United States|postal votes}} as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic.<ref>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54800337</ref> Despite Chris’s opposition to Trump, and the uncertainty of the election, he tweeted that he would [[Honor roll|vote for Lisa Simpson]], likely due to his belief that she would lead the nation after the Merge.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020]]</ref> Provisional results indicate that Chris may be one of only two {{w|write-in candidate|write-in}} voters in Ruckersville. There's an outside chance that he somehow convinced [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to vote for Lisa as well.<ref>[https://results.elections.virginia.gov/vaelections/2020%20November%20General/Site/Locality/GREENE_COUNTY/President_and_Vice_President.html Unofficial Election Results], Virginia Department of Elections</ref><!-- TODO: Confirm if Chris actually wrote-in Lisa. -->
Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected,<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt]]</ref> Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]].


Regardless of whether or not Chris really wasted his vote on Lisa Simpson, Biden easily won Virginia later that night by nearly ten points, with the next few days of news reporting revolving around who won the states of Alaska, Nevada, Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania, a handful of which would determine the victor of the {{w|United States Electoral College|Electoral College}} and therefore the Presidency. From November 4 onward, Biden won Wisconsin and Michigan and had substantive leads in Nevada and Arizona, while absentee ballots being counted indicated that he could win in Georgia and Pennsylvania as well; therefore, he was deemed likely to win the national election after all ballots are returned, ensuring that Trump is a one-term POTUS in spite of the latter's preemptive declaration of victory. (Eventually, Biden would overtake Trump in Georgia and Pennsylvania alike while retaining his leads in Nevada and Arizona, getting more than enough electoral votes than the 270 minimum needed to become POTUS.) Chris has yet to address the events of the election, aside from commenting "Yup." on a video where Senator Bernie Sanders explained to Jimmy Fallon that it would take days to count the ballots in some states.
In [[October 2021]], while waiting legal proceedings on his charge of [[incest]] on his [[mother]], Chris wrote to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], begging him to "contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of [[Ruckersville]] and [[Charlottesville, VA]], as well as President Biden, and get [[Spirit possession|me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously,]] a FULL PARDON to get me out of this [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|Jail]] and mess, Please."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>
 
On November 7, the election was finally called for Joe Biden. Per the transition process, Donald Trump will have to leave the White House on January 20, 2021.


==See also==
==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]
*[[Chris and politics]]
* [[Chris and English]]
*[[Kamala Harris]]
* [[Death Threats]]


==References==
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==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-trump Official White House Website]


*[https://buildbackbetter.gov/ Biden-Harris Transition Website]
*[https://wh.gov/ Biden-Harris White House Website]
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Latest revision as of 06:00, 21 November 2024

“ This is a big fucking deal! ”
Joe Biden, 2010
“ contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please. ”
Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of incest, excerpt from Jail Letter - 4 October 2021
Joe Biden
JoeBiden.jpg
Information
Name Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
Date of Birth 20 November 1942 (age 82)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race White
Occupation Vice-President, United States (2009-2017)
President, United States (2021-)
Preceded by Donald Trump

Joe Biden (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States; his vice president is Kamala Harris. He previously served as the vice president under president Barack Obama throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president Donald Trump. He became the 46th American president on 20 January 2021 instead of Lisa Simpson, who Chris voted for and believes will become POTUS after the Dimensional Merge occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris was once hopeful that Biden would pardon him following his arrest for incest.

While Biden was in the running for the November 2024 election, he dropped out mid-run and endorsed Harris instead. Chris has expressed support for Harris's run.

Before presidency

When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."[1]

In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.[2]

Presidency

The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.

Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 ET. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality (Dimension 1218),[3] while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality (C-197).

Since Biden left the White House with President Barack Obama in 2017, Chris’s grasp on reality has weakened to a point where his make-believe city in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire dimensions, and his belief that his characters actually exist has ballooned into something called the Dimensional Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.[4][5]

Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected,[6] Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.

In October 2021, while waiting legal proceedings on his charge of incest on his mother, Chris wrote to Kenneth Engelhardt, begging him to "contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."[7]

See also

References

  1. ↑ Mailbag 17
  2. ↑ February 2017 Facebook Posts
  3. ↑ January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden
  4. ↑ Chris and politics#2020
  5. ↑ November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020
  6. ↑ November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt
  7. ↑ Jail Letter - 4 October 2021

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