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William Darrell Mays
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20 July 1958
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28 June 2009 (aged 50)
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Male
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| Nationality
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American
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White
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| Occupations
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Pitchman
Mayor of CWCville
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BILLY MAYS (20 July 1958 – 28 June 2009) was a TV advertising man turned Internet troll, and a true patriot, as well as the true and honest Mayor of CWCVille from 3 March 2009 until his untimely and highly suspicious death. Provided both epic lulz and wisdom in #Sonichu and on PVCC during his noble lifetime. He was famous for his signature ALL CAPS style.
History
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PROTIP:
If you think the real BILLY MAYS was involved in trolling, you're even dumber than the people who think Clyde Cash is real.
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Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu on his shirt. Note how many fingers he has.
Mayoralty
His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home smokey. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.
Murder
On 28 June 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion in Wikipedia:Tampa, Florida, with the reported cause of death being hypertensive heart disease. However, it's been speculated that Mays was really done by several assassination attempts by various hitmen, allegedly under the employ of Christian Weston Chandler, in an attempt to pull a coup so Chandler could resume office. The true cause of his death is unknown, but his death was suspiciously close to Clyde Cash's apparent death on 22 May 2009.
In Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009, Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack, as officially reported by authorities. In Rollin' and Trollin' (17 July 2009) Chris talked about the construction of the BILLY MAYS Tower in CWCville as a memorial to his dead bodyguard and one of CWCville's most beloved mayors.
In Sonichu
In Sonichu #9, BILLY MAYS fails to free Ivy[1] when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic.
In Chris's Biography Page on the CWCipedia, he lists BILLY MAYS as a "non-cannon" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics.
Post death
BILLY's message from beyond.
In his Rollin' and Trollin' video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the BILLY MAYS Tower. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder money stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's popularity.
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Trolls
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