Jessica Quinn

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Jessica Quinn
Information
Name	Jessica Quinn
Also known as	Jessie Little Miss Jessie Lovely Weather Diamond Melody
Gender	Female
Nationality	American
Race	White

Jessica Quinn is a white knight and Chris's current sweetheart. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 September 2017. Since 2015, she has been friends with Chris on Facebook.

Her Facebook profile states that she lives in Orange, Virginia, a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in Ruckersville. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her Facebook friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias - a reference to DC Comics' Harley Quinn character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

Before Chris

Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a camgirl, based on the risque photos she would post and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

Facebook friends

Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 July 2015. According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, follows. Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the Un-clit 2.0 episode, when she expressed her discomfort upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

As a sweetheart

It begins.

On 7 September 2017, a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single, Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler", subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a video in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = Lovely Weather; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her. One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

Based on their Facebook interaction on 10 September 2017, Chris appears to be less than enthusiastic about finally getting his sweetheart. Jessica seems to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy may be a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they will meet up on 6 October 2017. It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the Sonichu comic. The following day, he drew Quinn as a My Little Pony OC named Diamond Melody.

Second thing for right now: my Sweetheart and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

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  Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.

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  Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.

Advice for Chris

Since becoming a sweetheart, Jessica has dispensed valuable advice to Chris, on topics such as how to handle the trolls.

Defence of Chris

On many occasions, Jessica has defended Chris against criticism on social media.

On 11 September 2017, Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days earlier, to VimHomeless, in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the Planet Dolan crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.

After Chris revealed his new diet involving soy sauce and prunes, Quinn dissuaded Kim Wilson from giving useful health advice to Chris, arguing that he should not be discouraged from trying it, as "she's a big girl and can make these decisions on her own".

Quinn's last name

In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable. Chris is shown messaging Quinn, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!"

• Chris and Quinn might be putting on an act of pretending they are in a relationship, with Chris's comment either a joke or a clumsy attempt at concealing her identity.
• Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering she is fake.
• It might be a bit of random-access humor from Chris.

Fat fetish

Many of Quinn's Facebook likes indicate that she has a fat fetish. She appears to be influencing Chris with it. While his sweetheart:

• She encouraged Chris on his method for growing larger breasts, which consists of flavoring his already sodium-enriched food with soy sauce. The extra sodium would simply make him fatter.

• Chris drew a storyline for Sonichu 12 in which Rosechu gets fat.

Break-up

On 26 September, Quinn broke up with Chris, changing her Facebook profile to say that she was single. Chris changed his to "It's complicated", dropping Quinn's name.

Chris posted on his profile,

Why did I lie? To protect from a truth?Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.

He then photographed and filmed himself crying, setting a still from it as his Facebook display picture. In the video, he whines:

Jessica, I'm so sorry. I don't want to lose you.

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Quinn commented,

"You lied because you thought you could get away with it! You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡"

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  Chris's new profile image.

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  Quinn being comforted by others over the breakup.

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  Quinn is mad.

Back together

Chris notes that he will stop listening to LazyCast.

Five hours later, Chris and Quinn each changed their relationship statuses back to "It's been complicated" with the other. Chris then linked to LazyCast episode 10 (a podcast series with DoopieDoOver as a member) and claimed that he would no longer watch it, to which Quinn approved.

With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I'll hear; cutting my ties. I'm sorry for unsubscribing.

Thank you. You made the right choice.

Later, Chris unfollowed Doopie and Nowacking from his TwiSparLicious sockpuppet account and LazyCast from his Patreon.

It can be assumed that Quinn temporarily broke up with Chris because he had continued to creep on voice actresses over Twitter using the TwiSparLicious account. Quinn claiming to have screenshots of something, saying "it's someone who has been very clearly lying to me," and Chris and Quinn's commentary after getting back together, suggests this to be the case.

Relationship with Kiwi Farms

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the Kiwi Farms troll forum.

In April 2016, a Kiwi Farms user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user "Moonman's Son" leaked a private conversation between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.

There was an account created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted.

Gallery

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  Art by Chris.

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  How Quinn will appear in the Sonichu comic.

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  As a My Little Pony named Diamond Melody.

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  With Night Star.

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  As an Equestria Girl.

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  Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.

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  "Just remember, you're mine."

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  Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.

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  Quinn's Facebook, post-breakup.

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  Chris's Facebook at the same time.

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  Quinn's new Facebook profile picture after the breakup.

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