Jimmy Hill
| “ | Jimmy Hill is a Thief and an Impostor; DO NOT BUY HIS IMPOSTOR SONICHU CRAP! | ” |
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| Jimmy Hill | |
| Full name | James William Thomas Hill |
| Born | 22 July 1928 |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | British |
| Race | White |
| Occupation(s)
Football pundit, copyright violator | |
Jimmy Hill is a troll who claimed to be the true original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and infuriated Chris by selling counterfeit Sonichu merchandise and aiming to launch the comic in Europe around September—December 2008.
Jimmy Hill's work
Jimmy Hill's version of Sonichu was a homo, with Blake as his boyfriend and Rosechu his fag-hag. He revered Mary Lee Walsh as his mother and Jimmy Hill as his father, and battled Chris-Chu's giant jerk-bot. Hill also sold OFFICIAL merch, including a muscle bra "suitable for geriatric females and overweight men who are uncertain about their sexuality."
Chris responds
In September 2008, Chris first responded to the unauthorized merch sales, referring to him as "Jerry Hill."[2][3]
The next month, Chris raged more openly against Jimmy Hill, pointing out that Hill's work was an obvious ripoff of his, and ignoring that his own work is a ripoff of everything.[4]
He and PandaHalo planned to sue Jimmy,[5] and when she said "i hope somebody cuts off his penis" in IRC, Chris made his famous statement, "I hope he loses his duck."[6]
His fans at ED left a sign reading "ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ♥ JIMMY HILL" on Chris's lawn on Halloween 2008. A year later, he tore up the sign on YouTube[7].
During the Miyamoto Saga, Chris grandiosely stated, "I declare another step forward in the Sonichu Game project, and the downfall of that Impostor, Jimmy Hill. I have also informed them of Sarah Mitchel's message of Sega of Japan leaning to pay the impostor, but Takashi will most certainly step in and avert the mistake from being made. Then hopefully, with their help, I'll be able to claim the copyrights in the UK that should have been mine in the first place. I already had them from the Virginia Library of Congress."
By February 2009, Jimmy's site had gone quiet and Chris decided he was no longer a threat.[8] But when amending the Chris-chan ED page, Chris was enraged at the idea of Jimmy becoming Mayor of CWCville.[9]
Jimmy's work
Image from the extremely popular Sonichu anime, which is the hottest show in Europe.
"Sonichu, as your TRUE ORIGINAL CREATOR I command you to ZAP that wanker!"
Sonichu, the first openly gay children's cartoon character who is truly an inspiration to us all.
Oh no, it's the evil Chris-Chu!
The ad that started it all.
AND LOOK, IT'S IN A REAL MAGAZINE SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL. TOTALLY NOT PRINTED OUT AND INSERTED ON TOP OF AN EXISTING PAGE.
Only in today's Europe can a man who was guilty of copyright infringement create such a brilliant and lovable gay children's character!
Even the Daily Mail can't help but cover Sonichumania in Europe.
Boxes of the #1 best selling DVD in the UK Yep, I'm on TV! - Jimmy Hill's Life Story
Within seconds, all of the Jimmy Hill DVDs were sold out.
Unlike Chris, Jimmy Hill was definitely on the honor roll.
Look familiar? That's because Chris STOLE Mr. Hill's brilliant cover for his own use
The video game!
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