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{{quote|Think Once, Think Twice...  Think Bike!!!|Jimmy Hill, valiantly teaching road safety to his Sonichu fans<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijWjlMQyY7I&feature=channel_page Think Bike! video]</ref>...}}  
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==The Legend==
{{Quote|Jimmy Hill is a Thief and an Impostor; DO NOT BUY HIS IMPOSTOR SONICHU CRAP!|Chris on Jimmy<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Jimmuh hill.jpg|thumb|200px|This man could kill you with just his chin.]]
[[Image:Silentjhill.jpg|thumb|150px|Jimmy Hill's last big seller.]]


[[Jimmy Hill]] (full name '''James William Thomas Hill, [[Wikipedia:Order of the British Empire|OBE]]''') is the true original creator of [[Sonichu]], whom he devised after a two year prison term resulting from selling counterfeit Warner Brothers merchandise. Hill envisioned Sonichu as the first openly [[gay]] cartoon character (unlike the closeted Tinky-Winky and Spongebob characters).  Hill's achievement won him almost instant fame among sympathetic London tabloids, who were quick to capitalize on Sonichu fever.  A promotional offer ended with Hill selling millions of die-cast Sonichu figurines to loyal fans in the European Union.  The equally engaging ''Sonichu'' television show has grossed additional millions, augmenting Hill's already bursting coffers.
{{Quote|CURSE YOU JIMMY HILL!|Chris making his feelings clear}}


Despite all his wealth and fame, Hill has remained true to the mission of Sonichu, which is to spread homosexuality among children as young as six years of age. Hill has been quoted as saying "Sonichu is like a televised friend.  You can turn to him for support when you are questioning your own feelings for the opposite sex. I think that kids are just wonderful, and they should know from a very early age that homosexuality is a wonderful, beautiful, and beneficial variant of sex".
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|data1    = James William Thomas Hill
|label2  = Date of Birth
|data2    = [[Pre-1980|22 July 1928]]
|label3  = Date of Death
|data3    = [[2015|19 December 2015]] (aged 87)<ref name=bbcdeath>[http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35141430 Jimmy Hill: Former Match of the Day presenter dies aged 87]. BBC, 19 December 2015</ref>
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|data7    = Football pundit<br>[[Chris and copyright|Copyright violator]]
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Hill's future plans include a line of Sonichu necklaces and pendants for millions of women who desire them, as well as hand-drawn Sonichu comic books, which Hill hopes will bring him additional profits.
'''[[Wikipedia:Jimmy Hill|Jimmy Hill]]''' (22 July [[Pre-1980|1928]] – 19 December [[2015]]<ref name=bbcdeath/>) (full name: '''James William Thomas Hill''') was a British soccer presenter known for hosting the [[wikipedia:BBC|BBC]] series ''[[wikipedia:Match of the Day|Match of the Day]]'' from 1973 to 1988.


July 2009, he announced on his website:
A Something Awful Sycophant Squad (SASS) user going by the name of the aforementioned presenter used the alias of Jimmy to [[troll]] Chris<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20081007030812/http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=25214</ref>, claiming to be the true original creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], selling counterfeit [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] merchandise, and aiming to launch the comic in Europe around September—December [[2008]].
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<center>*** Jimmy Hill has retired ***</center></big><br/>


He has made so much money now that it's time to pass on the flame. From now on the one TRUE creator and distributor of Sonichu merchandise can be found here:
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<center>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC</center>
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<center>All other Sonichu Merchandise is FAKE.
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Thanks to the millions of Sonichu fans around the world for all of their support!
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==Jimmy Hill's work==
Jimmy Hill's version of Sonichu was a [[homos|homo]], with [[Blake]] as his boyfriend and Rosechu his [[gal pal|gal-pal]]. He revered [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as his mother and Jimmy Hill as his father, and battled Chris-Chu's giant jerk-bot. Hill also sold OFFICIAL merch, including a [[muscle bra]] "suitable for [[Barbara Chandler|geriatric females]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler|overweight men who are uncertain about their sexuality]]".


==Sonichu Anime? How KAWAII!==
<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Anime1.jpg|Image from the extremely popular Sonichu anime, which is the hottest show in Europe.
Image:Anime1.jpg|Image from the extremely popular Sonichu anime, which is the hottest show in Europe.
Image:Anime2.jpg|"Sonichu, as your TRUE ORIGINAL CREATOR I command you to ZAP that wanker!"
Image:Anime2.jpg|"Sonichu, as your TRUE ORIGINAL CREATOR I command you to ZAP that wanker!"
Image:Anime3.jpg|Sonichu, the first openly gay children's cartoon character who is truly an inspiration to us all.  
Image:Anime3.jpg|Sonichu, the first openly gay children's cartoon character who is truly an inspiration to us all.  
Image:Anime4.jpg|Oh no, it's the evil Chris-Chu!
Image:Anime4.jpg|Oh no! It's the evil Chris-Chu!
</gallery></center>
 
==Sonichu is popular. In Europe. Srsly.==
<center><gallery>
Image:Sonichuadvertnw4.jpg|The ad that started it all.
Image:Sonichuadvertnw4.jpg|The ad that started it all.
Image:Viz-advert812.jpg|AND LOOK, IT'S IN A REAL MAGAZINE SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL. TOTALLY NOT PRINTED OUT AND INSERTED ON TOP OF AN EXISTING PAGE.
Image:Viz-advert812.jpg|AND LOOK, IT'S IN A REAL MAGAZINE SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL. TOTALLY NOT PRINTED OUT AND INSERTED ON TOP OF AN EXISTING PAGE.
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Image:JimmyHillLogo.jpg|Unlike Chris, Jimmy Hill was definitely on the [[honor roll]].
Image:JimmyHillLogo.jpg|Unlike Chris, Jimmy Hill was definitely on the [[honor roll]].
Image:Sonichu Comic Issue 1.jpg|Look familiar? That's because Chris STOLE Mr. Hill's brilliant cover for his [[Sonichu 0|own use]]
Image:Sonichu Comic Issue 1.jpg|Look familiar? That's because Chris STOLE Mr. Hill's brilliant cover for his [[Sonichu 0|own use]]
Image:Xbox game small.jpg|The video game!
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</gallery></center>


==The Truth==
==Chris responds==
James William Thomas Hill OBE (or "Jimmy" Hill as he's affectionately called by his millions of [[Sonichu]] fans) (born 22 July 1928) is an ex-English football (''soccer'', for you Americunts) player and BBC sports commentator who, unlike some [[Chris|faggots]], went out and was fairly successful. Indeed, he was nominated for Mustache of The Year Award several times over the years. To this date, he has never once interacted with [[Chris|the autistic wonder]]; but as Chris's [[fail]] grows...
[[File:SchuComic10P20.jpg|thumb|A page from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].]]
 
In September 2008, Chris first responded to the unauthorized merch sales, referring to him as "Jerry Hill."<ref>[[Christian's Update 11 September 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref>
 
The next month, Chris raged more openly against Jimmy Hill, pointing out that Hill's work was an obvious ripoff of his, and ignoring that [[Things Chris has ripped off|he's not one to talk regarding ripoffs]].<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008]]</ref>


{{Protip|Don't be a faggot and troll as Jimmy Hill. Chris knows that he isn't real.}}
He and [[PandaHalo]] planned to sue Jimmy,<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref> and when she said "i hope somebody cuts off his penis" in IRC, Chris made the statement, "I hope he loses his [[duck]]."<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>


His fans at [[ED]] left a sign reading "ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ♥ JIMMY HILL" on Chris's lawn on [[Halloween]] 2008. A year later, he tore up the sign on [[YouTube]]<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref>.


During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris grandiosely stated, ''"I declare another step forward in the Sonichu Game project, and the downfall of that Impostor, Jimmy Hill. I have also informed them of Sarah Mitchel's message of Sega of Japan leaning to pay the impostor, but Takashi will most certainly step in and avert the mistake from being made. Then hopefully, with their help, I'll be able to claim the copyrights in the UK that should have been mine in the first place. I already had them from the Virginia Library of Congress."''


==Sauces==
By [[February 2009]], the S.A.S.S. board collapsed and Jimmy's site had gone quiet. Chris wised up and decided that he was no longer a threat, despite trolls insisting that Jimmy had successfully launched his cartoon in the U.K.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref> But when amending the Chris-chan [[ED]] page, Chris was enraged at the idea of Jimmy becoming Mayor of [[CWCville]].<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris would "exact" his revenge on Jimmy in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where Jimmy is struck by a Hyper Beam launched by Chris, knocking his front teeth out in the process.
 
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==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Sonichu Commercial #2
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|7AeeGElK5UY}}
| stardate      = © 2008
| maker          = Jimmy Hill Productions
| subject        =
| type          = }}
 
==Sources==
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==See also==
*[[Sonichu.net]]
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]], a video from [[2015]] showing that Chris still hasn't learned anything.


==External links==
==External links==
* [http://sonichu.110mb.com The OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL Jimmy Hill's Sonichu Site!]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090717050516/http://sonichu.110mb.com/ The OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL Jimmy Hill's Sonichu Site!]
*[[Wikipedia:Jimmy Hill|Wikipedia article on Jimmy Hill]]


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Latest revision as of 20:28, 25 September 2024

Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris.
Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)
“ Jimmy Hill is a Thief and an Impostor; DO NOT BUY HIS IMPOSTOR SONICHU CRAP! ”
Chris on Jimmy[1]
“ CURSE YOU JIMMY HILL! ”
Chris making his feelings clear
Jimmy Hill
Jimmuh hill.jpg
Information
Name James William Thomas Hill
Date of Birth 22 July 1928
Date of Death 19 December 2015 (aged 87)[2]
Gender MALE
Nationality British
Race White
Occupation Football pundit
Copyright violator

Jimmy Hill (22 July 1928 – 19 December 2015[2]) (full name: James William Thomas Hill) was a British soccer presenter known for hosting the BBC series Match of the Day from 1973 to 1988.

A Something Awful Sycophant Squad (SASS) user going by the name of the aforementioned presenter used the alias of Jimmy to troll Chris[3], claiming to be the true original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, selling counterfeit Sonichu merchandise, and aiming to launch the comic in Europe around September—December 2008.

Jimmy Hill's work

Jimmy Hill's version of Sonichu was a homo, with Blake as his boyfriend and Rosechu his gal-pal. He revered Mary Lee Walsh as his mother and Jimmy Hill as his father, and battled Chris-Chu's giant jerk-bot. Hill also sold OFFICIAL merch, including a muscle bra "suitable for geriatric females and overweight men who are uncertain about their sexuality".

  • Image from the extremely popular Sonichu anime, which is the hottest show in Europe.

  • "Sonichu, as your TRUE ORIGINAL CREATOR I command you to ZAP that wanker!"

  • Sonichu, the first openly gay children's cartoon character who is truly an inspiration to us all.

  • Oh no! It's the evil Chris-Chu!

  • The ad that started it all.

  • AND LOOK, IT'S IN A REAL MAGAZINE SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL. TOTALLY NOT PRINTED OUT AND INSERTED ON TOP OF AN EXISTING PAGE.

  • Only in today's Europe can a man who was guilty of copyright infringement create such a brilliant and lovable gay children's character!

  • Even the Daily Mail can't help but cover Sonichumania in Europe.

  • Boxes of the #1 best selling DVD in the UK Yep, I'm on TV! - Jimmy Hill's Life Story

  • Within seconds, all of the Jimmy Hill DVDs were sold out.

  • Unlike Chris, Jimmy Hill was definitely on the honor roll.

  • Look familiar? That's because Chris STOLE Mr. Hill's brilliant cover for his own use

  • The video game!

Chris responds

A page from Sonichu #10.

In September 2008, Chris first responded to the unauthorized merch sales, referring to him as "Jerry Hill."[4][5]

The next month, Chris raged more openly against Jimmy Hill, pointing out that Hill's work was an obvious ripoff of his, and ignoring that he's not one to talk regarding ripoffs.[6]

He and PandaHalo planned to sue Jimmy,[7] and when she said "i hope somebody cuts off his penis" in IRC, Chris made the statement, "I hope he loses his duck."[8]

His fans at ED left a sign reading "ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ♥ JIMMY HILL" on Chris's lawn on Halloween 2008. A year later, he tore up the sign on YouTube[9].

During the Miyamoto Saga, Chris grandiosely stated, "I declare another step forward in the Sonichu Game project, and the downfall of that Impostor, Jimmy Hill. I have also informed them of Sarah Mitchel's message of Sega of Japan leaning to pay the impostor, but Takashi will most certainly step in and avert the mistake from being made. Then hopefully, with their help, I'll be able to claim the copyrights in the UK that should have been mine in the first place. I already had them from the Virginia Library of Congress."

By February 2009, the S.A.S.S. board collapsed and Jimmy's site had gone quiet. Chris wised up and decided that he was no longer a threat, despite trolls insisting that Jimmy had successfully launched his cartoon in the U.K.[10] But when amending the Chris-chan ED page, Chris was enraged at the idea of Jimmy becoming Mayor of CWCville.[11] Chris would "exact" his revenge on Jimmy in Sonichu #10, where Jimmy is struck by a Hyper Beam launched by Chris, knocking his front teeth out in the process.

Fan videos

Sonichu Commercial #2
Click to load content
Stardate © 2008
Made By Jimmy Hill Productions
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Sources

  1. ↑ The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Jimmy Hill: Former Match of the Day presenter dies aged 87. BBC, 19 December 2015
  3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20081007030812/http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=25214
  4. ↑ Christian's Update 11 September 2008
  5. ↑ Christian's Update 13 September 2008
  6. ↑ Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008
  7. ↑ Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
  8. ↑ IRC (24 October 2008)
  9. ↑ Sign Destruction Video
  10. ↑ Mumble 2
  11. ↑ Chris chan (CWCipedia)

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