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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue  = Sonichu #9
| cover          = SchuComic9.jpg
| coverdate      = 1 December 2008
| finishedcomic  = 7 December 2009
| pagecount      = 107
| episodes      = 19-20
| previous      = [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]
| next          = [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]
}}


[[Sonichu 9]] is the tenth issue of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comic book, which (as of [[November 2009]]) has yet to be completed.  The issue sees the debut of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla Flaaffy]], [[Ivy]], and [[GodJesus]]. It is expected to depict Chris's return from the [[Time_Void|time void]] he fell into in [[Sonichu 7]], as well as the canonical version of the sequence depicted in [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]].  Given Chris's efforts to mend fences with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], this issue will presumably end her role as a villain.  Sonichu and Rosechu's marriage and children are acknowledged for the first time since Chris introduced the [[retcon]] in August 2009.
'''''Sonichu'' #9''' is the tenth issue of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic book. It depicts Chris's return from the [[Time Void]] he fell into in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], as well as the "canonical" version of the sequence depicted in [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]].  


Confusion about what Sonichu 9 is and is not arises from the fact that Chris published a preview of Episode 21, scheduled for [[Sonichu 10]] before beginning work on [[Episode 18]] for [[Sonichu 8]]; [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|many]] have mistakenly referred to one or both of these stories as issue 9.  However, the asspies at [[CWCki]] have always been able to keep track of the TRUE and HONEST continuity, and know Sonichu 9 features Episodes 19 and 20.  Chris himself as confirmed this on [[Cwcipedia]].
The issue sees the debut of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla Flaaffy]], [[Ivy]], and [[GodJesus]]. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s marriage and children are acknowledged for the first time since Chris introduced the [[retcon]] in [[August 2009]].


Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when drew the cover, although progress has stalled due to the stress of coping with the [[trolls]] demanding MOAR COMIX.  In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris has released the content of this issue section by section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on [[March 2009|30 March 2009]], followed by the rest of the episode on [[April 2009|12 April 2009]]; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until [[July 2009]]. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on [[August 2009|August 8th]], suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from [[CChanSonichuCWC|the impostor]]. Production halted after this, but new pages were made in [[October 2009]] due external forces pressuring him in finishing Episode 20 to solve a copyright dispute.
Confusion about what ''Sonichu'' #9 is and is not arises from the fact that Chris published a preview of Episode 21, scheduled for [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] before beginning work on [[Episode 18]] for [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]; [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|many]] have mistakenly referred to one or both of these stories as Issue 9. However, the exceptionals at [[CWCki]] have always been able to keep track of the True and Honest continuity, and know ''Sonichu'' #9 features Episodes 19 and 20. Chris himself has confirmed this on [[CWCipedia]].


Due to [[trolls|continuing issues]] with webhosting, Sonichu 9's rolling debut has spanned no less than four different websites: [[sonichuandrosechu.com]], [[cwcville.com]], [[CWCipedia]], and Chris's [[DeviantART]] account.
''Sonichu'' #9 was the longest ''Sonichu'' issue on record, at 107 pages including extras, until it was beaten by [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]. Counting only the episode pages, it is identical in length to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], at 101 pages. The comic took just over a year to complete, and in that time many [[sagas]] came and went, reflected in throwaway plot elements such as [[PandaHalo]] and [[Ivy]]'s deaths and the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].


It should be noted that the cover art for ''Sonichu'' #9 features one of the more blatant instances of Chris trying to hypersexualize [[Rosechu]]. While [[Sonichu]], [[Bionic]] and the others are all running into battle, Rosechu still finds the time to lift her skirt and [[Chris and art|<s>pull bananas from it</s>]] pull out a sword made of electricity.
==Production==
[[Image:Sonichu 9 release graph.png|thumb|right|''Sonichu'' #9 release activity. Note that for earlier pages, this only tracks when the images were uploaded to CWCipedia.]]
Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when Chris drew the cover, although progress had stalled due to the stress of coping with the [[trolls]] demanding MOAR COMIX. In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris released the content of this issue section-by-section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on [[March 2009|30 March 2009]], followed by the rest of the episode on [[April 2009|12 April 2009]]; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until [[July 2009]]. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on [[August 2009|August 8th]], suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from [[CChanSonichuCWC|the impostor]]. Production halted after this, but new pages were made in [[October 2009]] due to external forces pressuring him in finishing Episode 20 to solve a copyright dispute.
From the day the cover was drawn on 1 December [[2008]] to the day the final page was uploaded on 7 [[December 2009]], ''Sonichu'' #9 took just over a full year to complete (longer than any previous issue), demonstrating that even if Chris could draw, he couldn't produce enough material to keep a steady job in the comics industry.
Due to [[trolls|continuing issues]] with webhosting, ''Sonichu'' #9's rolling debut has spanned no less than four different websites: [[sonichuandrosechu.com]], [[cwcville.com]], [[CWCipedia]], and Chris's [[DeviantART]] account.
==Cover==
The cover depicts the entire [[Chaotic Combo]] as if about to go into battle. It is presumably a montage scene and is most notable for prominently featuring [[Rosechu]] in the process of pulling bananas out of her skirt.
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==Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)==
==Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)==
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This episode is based around our heroes attending "[[Dating education]]" classes, because although they've spent years training in dojos and fighting the world's most [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|villainous enemies]], none of them can talk to the opposite sex.
The comic opens with [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] announcing his intention to ace the class and make [[Angelica]] his woman, while [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] orders [[Zapina]] into the high-school version of the class to pick up sixteen-year-old boys, taught by [[Sarah Jackson|Ms. Jackaras]]. One boy named "[[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]]" is jealous of Punchy for being paired up with the girl he likes, [[Layla]]. [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] is paired with Simonla. Some ''[[South Park]]'' knockoffs are paired together. [[Ivy]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|after Julie was written out]]), shows no interest in her pairing because she and Chris had the same dream where [[GodJesus]] showed up and explain that Chris and Ivy are meant to be together, even though, at this point, the two had never met.
Ms. Jackaras orders the class to socialize with their chosen partners anonymously over instant message chat, which is apparently more beneficial than face-to-face interaction. Punchy soon forgets all about Angelica as he speaks to Layla over IM and dreams his dreams of [[china]]. However, the jealous Reginald tries to cock block Punchy by cutting the cable on the computer, thus separating Layla and Punchy over IM. Sadly, his plan fails as Punchy merely asks [[Wild Sonichu]] to cross over to the other side of the room and ask Layla out for him. Layla totally says yes.
While Wild is doing Punchy's dirty-work for him, he glances at Simonla's computer monitor and concludes that he has been IM'ing with her all along. He takes advantage of this situation by taking her back to his place and showing her his vibrating bed.


This episode is based around our heroes attending "[[Dating Education]]" classes, because although they've spent years training in dojos and fighting the world's most [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|villainous enemies]], none of them are able to talk to the opposite sex.
Punchy meets Layla for the first time outside class, and they make a romantic trip to [[McDonald's]] where Punchy demands that "da freedom fries" not be invaded by salt. Outside class, Reginald is contemplating suicide when he is approached by Angelica who listens to his pathetic tale of woe and, possibly due to the use of [[Chris and drugs|narcotic substances]], invites him over for dinner. Back in class, Ms. Jackaras's death is nonchalantly announced by her sister, who then hands out the exam scores. Also note that Ivy, despite not doing the coursework as she's "holding out for Chris", gets a passing grade, along with everyone else in the class except for [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cwash]].


The comic opens with [[Punchy]] announcing his intention to ace the class and make [[Angelica]] his woman, while [[Simonla]] orders [[Zapina]] into the high-school version of the class to pick up a 16 year old boy.
===Original Version===


The class itself is taught by [[Sarah Jackson|Ms. Jackaras]]. One boy named "[[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]]" is jealous of Punchy for being paired up with the girl he likes named [[Layla]]. [[Wild]] is paired with Simonla. Some ''[[South Park]]'' knock offs are paired together. [[Ivy]] (after Julie was written out, see [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]), is paired with someone but shows no interest in him because she and Chris had the same dream where [[God/Jesus]] show up and explain that Chris and Ivy are meant to be together. [[Chris]] is still in the void at this point and they have never actually met; making this situation more absurd. The most likely explanation is that Ivy is having an acid flashback.
[[Ivy Q&A#Layla and Punchy|According to Ivy]], Chris originally planned to make this episode much raunchier than usual. Specifically, Punchy was supposed to bone Layla in the ladies' room at McDonald's (specifically the [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicapped]] stall), and Reginald was supposed to [[Bob_Walks_In|walk in on it]]. Also, at some unspecified point, Reginald was going to slash Punchy's tires in a fit of insane stalker jealousy. The bathroom scenario was apparently based on a fantasy Chris kept bringing up in his conversations with Ivy.


Ms. Jackaras orders the class to socialise with their chosen partners anonymously over instant message chat, which is far more beneficial than asking them to, oh I don't know, speak to each other face to face. Being the amorous flake that he is, Punchy soon forgets all about Angelica as he speaks to Layla over IM and dreams his dreams of [[china]].  
Ivy believes those ideas were eventually discarded from the final version because Chris thought they might elicit a negative response from [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]], and not because it's incredibly fucked up.


Unfortunately, the jealous [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] tries to put a stop to Punchy's sexy plans and cuts the cable on the computer, thus cutting off any contact between Layla and Punchy. Sadly, his plan fails as Punchy merely asks [[Wild Sonichu]] to cross over to the other-side of the room and ask Layla out for him. Layla totally says yes. How Wild knew who Layla was from her screen-name is left unexplained.  
==Episode 20: CWC-Defense==
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| videobook =Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook#Episode_20{{!}} ''Episode 20''
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| audiobook2 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgsxEOB78w4&index=35&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 2''
| audiobook3 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmpR6lpmey4&index=36&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 3''
| audiobook4 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINO6pA4G_s&index=37&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 4''
| audiobook5 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbdn_ElZCfs&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=38 ''Ep. 20 Part 5''
| audiobook6 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XSs5iksAeo&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=39 ''Ep. 20 Part 6''
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While Wild is doing Punchy's dirty-work for him, he spies Simonla's computer monitor and concludes that he has been IM'ing with her all along, calloo-callay. Wild takes advantage of this situation by taking her back to his place and showing her his vibrating bed.  
The full plot of Episode 20 was unknown for a long time, but it was expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of [[CWCville]] seen in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] renewing their attack, the [[electric hedgehog]]s finally gathering the [[Sonichu Balls]] to free [[Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] at last escaping the Time Void. Now that the comic is finally released, the word "anticlimax" comes to mind for some reason.


Punchy meets Layla for the first time outside class, and they make a romantic trip to McDonald's where Punchy demands that da freedom fries not be invaded by salt.
The episode begins with [[BILLY MAYS]] explaining that he was never Mayor of CWCville, just in case anybody hadn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. He endorses [[Allison Amber]] as the true interim mayor, and urges readers to respect Chris and CWCville. In a side note, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may not understand anything about death.


Outside class Reginald is comptemplating suicide when he is approached by Angelica who listens to his pathetic tale of woe and, possibly due to use of narcotic substances, flirts with Reginald until he summons the courage to ask her out. To his, and our, bewilderment she says yes.
===Invasion: CWCville!===
The story opens in earnest with [[Silvana Rosechu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] scouting CWCville for an impending invasion. Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchville Lane, [[Sonichu]] tells [[Rosechu]] about an online fan [[#sonichu|chat]] with some [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]]. After expressing appreciation for his gay fanbase, Sonichu immediately launches into a bizarre tirade about gay fans who have interpreted Sonichu as a homosexual icon. Eager to comfort him, Rosechu offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the PVCC and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].  


Back in class Ms. Jackaras's sister announces her tragic death, but no matter, and hands out the exam scores.
At [[CWCville Shopping Center]], Acting Mayor Allison Amber is alerted to the attack and mobilizes the city's defenses. Besides the local police, she summons two groups never before seen in the series: CWCville's team of [[Power Rangers]], and The [[Samurai Pizza Bots]].


==Episode 20: CWC-Defense==
The story then focuses on various locales throughout the city as the main characters fight off PVCC forces. Punchy and Layla battle [[Jerkops]] in the streets. Simonla and Wild defend CWCville Forest from Jerkops [[Chris and reality|driving through the trees]] in [[Punislav|transforming squad cars]]. Reginald and Angelica destroy several [[Decepti-Clone|Decepti-Clones]] at the church where the latter lives. On the waterfront, Blake and Bubbles intercept an entire fleet of [[Scoundrals As Vessels|S.A.V.'s]]. On the city's east side, Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jerkops and Punislav robots. While Sonichu uses his typical powers, Rosechu attacks with some sort of lightning sword which she has never used before. Back at the mall, [[Patti-chan]] generates a magical barrier to repel the Jerkop army, while [[Zapina]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Jamsta]], and [[Lolisa]] fight Jerkops. Jamsta and Lolisa don't use any kind of special powers, possibly because they don't have any.


{{ongoing}}
Over the skies of CWCville, [[Magi-Chan]] crashes a Crackder into a nearby body of water. He attempts to down an entire squadron of them this way, but he is ambushed by Silvana. The two claim to have met before, but it's brushed aside as Magi-chan tries to woo Silvana to the side of good. He claims he can restore her to her original gender, but Silvana refuses to abandon her "papa" Graduon, and they prepare to do battle. 


The full plot of Episode 20 is unknown at this time, but it is expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of [[CWCville]] seen in [[Sonichu 6]], with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] renewing their attack, the [[electric hedgehog]]s finally gathering the [[Sonichu Balls]] to free [[Crystal]] from the magic mirror, and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] at last escaping the time void. Chris's videos have contained an increasing number of references to the 1986 film ''[[Transformers]]: The Movie'', and given the introduction of transforming robots it looks like this story will be a "[[parody]]" of that storyline.
Back at the mall, Wes-Li Sonichu reports to Mary Lee Walsh that they can't break through its defenses and that the "True Police" and "Outter Forces" have been holding the Jerkops back. She agrees to fly over the mall and back them up.


The episode begins with [[BILLY MAYS]], who appears to have damaged his hands in some kind of bizarre finger mangling accident, explaining that he was never the mayor of CWCville, just in case anybody hasn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. In a sidenote, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may really not understand anything about death.
On the East Side, CWCville paramedics load defeated Jerkops into ambulances for "unbrainwashing". Sonichu is beginning to tire out from the battle when Chris's Sonichumobile appears with a hologram of Chris in the driver's seat. It then transforms into [[Son-Chu]], who leads the other Autobots/Samurai Pizza Bots into the fray. During the skirmish, an awning collapses onto Sonichu, setting up the comic adaptation of [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]]. While Sonichu is distracted, a Punislav captures Rosechu and flees the battlefield. Sonichu hears he screams and bursts out from under the awning to chase after her.


The story opens in earnest with the couples established in Episode 19 (Wild/Simonla, Reginald/Angelica, Punchy/Layla) waking up after coitus, proving that Chris's [[dating education]] plan is just a scheme to arrange sex.  They are all awakened by [[Silvana]], [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]], and [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] racing around CWCville preparing some major assault involving PVCC's Decepticlones.
Elsewhere, S.A.V's set fire to an apartment building. Unable to escape, a woman opens the window and tosses out two Poké Balls, revealing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]]... just mere moments before the building explodes. A headband lands on the ground, revealing that their Trainer was none other than [[PandaHalo]]. As they mourn her death, the CWCville fire department arrives, and their chief demands that they help defend the city, as he assumes they are part of CWCville's defense force. Chloe attempts to explain that they're visitors from out of town, but Blazebob suggests that they help save the city to honor Panda's memory.


Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchcourt Lane, [[Sonichu]] is all set to tell Rosechu some [[Da update|not-so-good news]] until he is completely mesmerized by the sight of her cameltoe while she's doing laundry.  When he regains his bearings, he wastes fifteen minutes of his wife's time ranting about how those [[Gay 4 Sonichu|homos]] have been saying that he's a homosexual icon, going into a tard rage and wrecking the shit out of his own house, though we only see him smack what is maybe a potted plant (the rest of his outburst is conveyed through sound effects).  Rosey tries to look like she gives a shit as her sweet-bolt blathers on and on, and then offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, because that's what loving wives do.  Sonichu figures this is okay since [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|their kids]] are next door, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the PVCC and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].  
Meanwhile, Sonichu continues to race after the Punislav who captured Rosechu. He encounters an S.A.V. on the way and dispatches it in a manner again based on [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]]. Chris adds a note demanding that timmy1984 update his videos to conform to this version.


Mayor [[Allison Amber]] gets the call and sends the "Full Police" and [[Power Rangers]] to fight the PVCC. Chris's stupid Transformers ripoffs go instead.
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid Chris]] in furry form]]


Meanwhile, [[Punchy]] is beating up some random [[Jerkops]] as [[Layla]] stands around looking worried because she's a [[Women's rights|woman]]. She's [[sex|attacked from behind]] by a <s>female Jerkop</s> [[Janekops|Janekop]] and shocks her with Thunder. Punchy is somehow hurt. [[Prower]] arrives and Punchy sends him to "intercept and takedown".
Magi-Chan conveniently tells Sonichu where Rosechu is and who's waiting for him. As Sonichu rushes to CWCville park, he's ambushed by [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]], a brown Sonichu who seeks to take away credit from the other Electric Hedgehogs. After a brief struggle, Sonichu slashes at IBA's chest with Iron Tail. This changes him back into his [[Liquid Chris|human form]] and destroys his medallion as well. In contrast to [[Gun Comic|Chris's battle with Liquid]], Sonichu calls over an ambulance to tend to IBA's injuries. Before the medics can take him away, [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Devil Trolls]] from under the ground use their hair to grab IBA and drag him into the earth to safety.  


Meanwhile, [[Simonla]] is in some random forest when a bunch of Jerkops ambush her. Suddenly, [[Wild]] appears from fucking nowhere and shoots vines at the Jerkops, tying them up while Simonla does absolutely nothing but try to look menacing. She [[fail|fails]]. The Jerkops are polite enough to stand perfectly still as Wild carefully ties them all up and body slams them all, [[Chris and health|sweating profusely]].
===Showdown in CWCville Park===
Later, Sonichu arrives at CWCville Park to find Rosechu, unconscious and in the grips of the Punislav. With the Punislav are [[Eggman]], [[Reldnahc]] and [[Giovanni]], who threaten to kill Rosechu unless Sonichu swears loyalty to Reldnahc and makes him mayor of CWCville. Whether or not Sonichu actually has the authority to appoint a new mayor, he refuses. Before Giovanni can compel him to reconsider, [[Bionic]] blindsides him with a basketball, while [[Darkbind]] severs the Punislav's hand, releasing Rosechu. Sonichu wakes her up and cries like a bitch when she asks him what happened.  


We are then shown how [[Angelica]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are faring. Reginald beats the crap out of stuff (while bending his wrists at an ungodly angle) while Angelica destroys some planes with her Wing Attack. She then proceeds to curb stomp the wreckage. Chris uses the same shade of blue on Reginald as he does with the background, making one of the few times he actually colors in his background even worse than his usual laziness.
As Bionic and Darkbind explain what brought them to the battle, Reldnahc notices Bionic and seeks revenge for being hospitalized in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. He quickly throws a Poké Ball at Bionic's head, releasing a [[Pokémon|Nidoking]]. At first, the Nidoking overwhelms Bionic, until Sonichu kicks mud in its face. Magi-Chan explains that this weakens Nidokings, but Bionic ignores this advice and proceeds to beat the shit out of it.


[[Blake]] and [[Bubbles]] are then shown holding hands on some beach as Jerkops close in on them. They do something retarded and form a giant electrically-charged tidal wave (though Chris being Chris, he fills the wave in entirely with blue before remember to add yellow for the lightning, just causing the whole thing to look green and unpleasant) that flips all the Jerkops' cars over. Naturally, they never once release each other's hands because TWOO WUV CONQUERS ALL. They find themselves surrounded by a group of S.A.V.s (lead by one wearing Starscream's crown) and Blake, showing a moment of "I can do this without you simpering over me", tears apart the entire team by himself before going back to making out with Bubbles. He clarifies that the mechs are [[boyfriend-free girl|"pilot free"]], just in case you cared whether or not he was killing people.
Once the Nidoking faints, Reldnahc puts it back in its ball and attacks Bionic directly with his own dark version of Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], the Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo Wave. Unfazed by this power, Bionic simply catches the energy and plays with it like a basketball, before finally bouncing it back at Reldnahc. Struck by his own "Curse of Embarassment", Reldnahc suddenly pisses and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits himself]]. Completely humiliated by Bionic once again, Reldnahc teleports away in shame. Giovanni gathers the fallen Robotnik and they escape in Robotnik's vehicle.


We turn our attention back to Sonichu and Rosechu preparing to enter the battle (with Bumba-Lumba being an [[slow-in-the-minds|ineffectual idiot]], on his side in the middle of the road!). The two enter the battle, kicking ass, with Rosechu using some sort of odd, lightning bolt-shaped... weapon-thing.
The story suddenly flashes back to Magi-Chan, depicting his victory over Silvana in psychic combat. We then return to the present, where [[Megagi]] appears for no reason in a cheerleader's outfit to celebrate Bionic's triumph over Reldnahc.


At the CWCville Mall/Mayor's Office, [[Patti-chan]] keeps the Jerkops away from the building with a barrier of some sort, as [[Zapina]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Jamsta]], and [[Lolisa]] fight Jerkops. Jamsta and Lolisa don't use any kind of special powers, possibly because they don't have any. Over the skies of CWCville, [[Magi-Chan]] crashes a Crackder into a nearby body of water, only to be struck by Silvana. The two claim to have met before, but it's brushed aside as Magi-chan tried to woo Silvana to his side, claiming to restore her to her true gender (since Count Graduon had "gifted" her with a [[pickle|penis]]). Silvana refers to Graduon as "Papa" as she tells him off and the two prepare to fight.
===Also, a Bunch of Other Stuff Happened===
Magi-Chan summons Sonichu and Rosechu to reinforce the defense of the Mall. On the way, he telepathically fills them in on everything that's been going on that Chris didn't feel like drawing. While some Jerkops were successfully captured and sent off to be unbrainwashed, a lot of them were killed in the fighting. For some reason, the ''U.S. Army'' isn't entering the city, but rather is just picking up the defeated Decepti-Clones to recycle as scrap metal. Magi-Chan informs the reader that the "CWC-Power Rangers" dispatched [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who were turned into giants for the invasion. Finally, he tells Sonichu that Ivy was trapped in an elevator at the Mall, and during the battle the floor dropped out from under her, causing her to be strangled to death on the cables.  


Elsewhere, Wes-li Sonichu tells Mary Lee Walsh that they can't break through and that the "True Police" and "Outter Forces" have been holding the Jerkops back. Mary Lee says that she'll have to dodge their forces, but she'll be able to take down the barrier.
Chris includes a note to commemorate Ivy's death, but he neglects to spell her name properly.
===Endgame===
[[Image:Dirty trick.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon prevents Slaweel from falling to her death after Sonichu knocks her off her broom. To Christian, this constitutes a "[[Sandy Rosechu|dirty trick]]".]]
After all of the fighting, the parking lot surrounding the mall is nothing more than a bombed-out wasteland. Mary Lee Walsh arrives at the dome first, but before she can cast her spell to remove the magic barrier, Sonichu and Rosechu show up. Wasting no time, Sonichu runs up the side of the building and launches himself into the air. Sonichu yanks Mary's broom away, but before she can fall, Count Graduon creates a magic platform for her. Sonichu then leaps down onto the platform and challenges Walsh to single combat.


BACK AT SONICHU AND ROSECHU'S BATTLE, Sonichu's realizing that he's starting to wear down buzzing through Decepticlones when Chris' Sonichumobile appears. He, then, transforms into [[Son-Chu]] and orders the rest of the Autobots to transform. They do and begin the attack and accidentally goop Sonichu in [[semen|muck]]. Then a Punislav captures Rosechu, forcing her to call out to Sonichu who goes to rescue her ('''thus''' ruining timmy1984's entire video saga!). This fight contains the first mention of the idea of "un-brainwashing" the Jerkops (who are all [[slow in the minds]] who have been shot with hypnosis guns, apparently).
As Rosechu looks on from below, [[Women's rights|doing absolutely nothing]] to assist Sonichu, Slaweel strikes with her pitchfork, then fires a bunch of purple orbs, Sonichu dodging all of them. Sonichu counters with a shot from his finger, knocking the pitchfork from her hand. As he spin-dashes towards her, Slaweel raises a barrier to protect herself, but Sonichu shatters it with a Flash Kick (a la Guile), knocking Slaweel off the platform. She catches herself on the edge, but Graduon refuses to help her. Instead, Sonichu helps her back onto the platform, and as he leaps down to rejoin Rosechu, Mary decides to give up and go home.


Elsewhere, a fire breaks out in a building and in one of the rooms, a person tosses out two Pokeballs, revealing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[BlazeBob Sonichu]]... just mere moments before the building explodes. A headband lands on the ground, revealing that their Trainer was none other than [[PandaHalo]]. (A "memorial" then appears under it.) This marks the second time Chris has immortalized a [[Gal-pal]] by recreating her horrible, painful death in comic form. From Chris's [[Chris and death|bizarre point of view]], this is apparently the best way to remember someone: by focusing entirely on what killed them and not at all on their life or personality. Fire brigade arrives, and the team leader chastises Chloe and BlazeBob for not doing the damn work they were appointed to do (it's possible that this brave fireman was unable to tell Chris that he's been slacking off in his mayoral duties, so he hopes bullying his underlings will get the message across), and the hearts of the two lovehogs are instantly 100% repaired when they realize what they have to do. They decide to go fight the Decepticlones who destroyed the house, while the firemen proceed to "save lives". (Wait, PandaHalo could be alive after all? Like Chris, Chloe and BlazeBob are not into the whole "I won't believe she's dead until I see her charred corpse with my own eyes" thing.)
On the ground, Rosechu catches Sonichu and asks why he saved Mary's life. Sonichu says that, as a hero, he couldn't let her die and that only Chris is allowed to land [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|the final blow]]. Why Sonichu let her ''escape'' is never discussed.


Meanwhile, Sonichu chases down the Punislav that kidnapped Rosechu. The Punislav fires... something (it looks like missiles, but at the same time, it could also be a hail of Hot Tamales candy) at Sonichu. He dodges apparently leaps on to the Punislav's head (with a billboard with an odd picture of Chris on it, a message begging him to come back from Allison, in the background) and rips the head off the machine, the robot proclaiming [[Ghostbusters|OW! MY AXELS!]]. As Sonichu wonders if [[Family Guy|Seth MacFarlane]] used Christian's joke in "Road to Germany" (where Peter accidentally steps into a time machine while looking for the bathroom, and nothing beyond that), he hears Rosechu's cry again and continues on.
The story ends with the Chaotic Combo and their various mates gathered at the mall entrance. Sonichu declares that they need to clean up the city and get [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] back to watch [[Mary Poppins]]. The fact that their beloved city has been turned into a war zone apparently [[Chris and death|doesn't faze them]].


(There's also a message from CWC demanding that timmy1984 update his videos to be just like that.)
===Epilogue===
About a month later (9 August 2008), Wild spots an opening in the [[Time Void]] over CWCville Forest. Magi-Chan teleports in to explain that the moment has finally arrived to retrieve their "[[Chris|master and creator]]". Using Wild's vine-lines as a tether, Magi-Chan floats into the Time Void and finds Chris. After Wild yanks them both back out, Chris explains to them his [[Sonichu 10|plans]], transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and races back to the city.


[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid Chris]] in furry form]]
On the final page, Chris declares that once he has concluded his business in the next issue, he will no longer feature his "[[Excel Saga|Nabeshin-like intrusions]]" in the story, and the continuity of the comic will finally be separated from Chris's reality. Indeed, [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] would feature Chris to the exclusion of everyone else, almost as if he was making up for the lost time.


As he does, he's pinged by Magi-Chan, who conveniently tells him where Rosechu is and who's waiting for him. As he does, he's struck by an Earthquake attack and ends up encountering [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]], who seeks to take away credit from the other Electric Hedgehogs. IBA attacks with Rock Throw, but Sonichu counters with Iron Tail, destroying his medallion and apparently giving him a gash across his chest. Likely because of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call|reaction]] to [[Sonichu Special 4|the gun comic]], Chris makes a point of having Sonichu call for medical assistance to take care of the freshly injured IBA, instead of pulling out a gun and shooting the unarmed man in the kneecaps. Before the medics can take him away, grass grows out of the ground and pulls him to safety. The medics call them "Devil [[Trolls]]".
==Extras==
[[File:MarriedWithChildren.png|thumb|Turns out they haven't been living in sin.]]
The comic ends, as most of Chris's comics do, with a few bonus pages. The first of these pages is simply the cover of ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' for the PS2, which is kind of odd considering he'd been playing the [[PS3]] for two years when this issue was published. The next page is some sort of PSA that Sonichu and Rosechu got married in [[2006]], but kept it a secret from everybody for three years for no reason at all. This image also features their three abominable [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] who are equal parts [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|disgusting]] and [[slow-in-the-minds|stupid]]. The issue wraps up with Chris displaying his knowledge of [[CADD]] (or lack thereof) with horrible diagrams of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] and [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]'s homes, and a full-size scan of the caricature Chris used on the billboard earlier in the book. Unsurprisingly, the art is of a much higher caliber than [[Chris and art|anything]] that Chris could create.
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==Revised Edition==
In September 2015, Chris released his revised version of Sonichu #9 onto [[Facebook]]. His [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcons]] were intended to erase references to trolls [[Ivy]] and [[Panda Halo]], and make himself appear less homophobic. His characteristic sloppiness and inattentiveness cause him to fail at both projects. He attempts to turn Ivy into a new character named Yasmine Clemen but retains Ivy's name on several pages. Similarly, he tries to retcon "Team Panda Halo" as "Team Halo Calibur," but here too he overlooks a reference. Most confusing of all, while he pays lip service to "diversity" and personal choice, he still calls his enemies "homos," and villainous [[Naitsirhc]] still looks like a refugee from a leather bar.


Meanwhile, Sonichu arrives where Rosechu is, unconscious (actually ASLEEP, since there's Z's coming from her) and in the grips of the Punislav. In front of him are Eggman, Reldnahc and Giovanni, who promise her safety if Sonichu listens to their demands. The demands are simple: pledge undying loyalty to Giovanni and make Reldnahc the mayor of CWCVille (probably a callback to Bluespike forcing Chris to make BILLY MAYS mayor) or Rosechu dies. When Sonichu refuses, Giovanni makes Sonichu wonder what was more important - Rosechu or the city? Sadly, as Chris likes to have his cake and eat it, too, so does Sonichu as a basketball smashes into Giovanni and something cuts Rosechu free (and apparently hits in behind her knees as well!)
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|5
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|[[File:Son9revp5.jpg|120px|center]]
|Ivy renamed as Yasmine.
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|8
|[[File:SchuComic9P8.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp8.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|The psychic link-up between Ivy and Chris is replaced with a black-and-white dream sequence in which "Yasmine" is rescued from a dragon by a mounted female knight.
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|9
|[[File:SchuComic9P9.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp9.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|The dream sequence continues, sacrilegiously replacing GodJesus's holy pronouncements on eternal love between Chris and Ivy.
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|12
|[[File:SchuComic9P12.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp12.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Yasmine/Ivy no longer wants to "hold out" for Chris, but she is still distraught at being paired with George Philip. Chris has pointedly renamed her "YASMINE CLEMEN, A.K.A FakeFromAnon."
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|27
|[[File:SchuComic9P27.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp29.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Instead of Ivy waiting for her God-promised sweetheart, Yasmine is perplexed by her lesbian fantasy of "Silva Meir."
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|38
|[[File:SchuComic9P38.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp38.jpg|framless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Chris clumsily tries to erase his old homophobia, calling CWCville "diverse." However, he sticks with the word "homo" and affirms that both he and Sonichu are "straight." The stress makes him want to turn asexual.
|-
|39
|[[File:SchuComic9P39.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp39.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Instead of freaking out over the possibility of becoming a homo, Chris calmly instructs his readers not to mislabel people.
|-
|75
|[[File:SchuComic9P75.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp75.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Team Panda-Halo is renamed Team Halo Calibur. Panda's memorial is deleted.
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|92
|[[File:SchuComic9P92.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp92.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|The lengthy description of Ivy's death is removed. Her memorial is relegated to the memory hole.
|}
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As Rosechu falls, Sonichu races and catches the ENTIRE HAND, slams it down and goes to Rosechu's side. As Rosechu comes to, Sonichu fucking text walls the entire past 5 pages before Rosechu shuts him up and asks who freed her.
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==Links==
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* Episode 19 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_2 Comic]
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* Episode 20 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 Comic]
==External links==
*Episode 19 <s>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_1 Comic]</s>([https://web.archive.org/web/20170830125920/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_1 archive])
*Episode 20 <s>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 Comic]</s>([https://web.archive.org/web/20160401101022/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 archive])
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MGtFiKGHJS5tEUo5LtMV3-60mMBhJCnb/view?usp=sharing/ Download the CBR to read the comics the way godbear intended]


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Latest revision as of 10:36, 30 July 2024

AAAAAbinaive09
Chris's title for his file of the comic[1]
Sonichu #9
SchuComic9.jpg
Cover Date: 1 December 2008
Finished: 7 December 2009
Page Count: 107
Episodes: 19-20
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Sonichu #9 is the tenth issue of Christian Weston Chandler's Sonichu comic book. It depicts Chris's return from the Time Void he fell into in Sonichu #7, as well as the "canonical" version of the sequence depicted in timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos.

The issue sees the debut of Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, Ivy, and GodJesus. Sonichu and Rosechu's marriage and children are acknowledged for the first time since Chris introduced the retcon in August 2009.

Confusion about what Sonichu #9 is and is not arises from the fact that Chris published a preview of Episode 21, scheduled for Sonichu #10 before beginning work on Episode 18 for Sonichu #8; many have mistakenly referred to one or both of these stories as Issue 9. However, the exceptionals at CWCki have always been able to keep track of the True and Honest continuity, and know Sonichu #9 features Episodes 19 and 20. Chris himself has confirmed this on CWCipedia.

Sonichu #9 was the longest Sonichu issue on record, at 107 pages including extras, until it was beaten by Sonichu #12. Counting only the episode pages, it is identical in length to Sonichu #8, at 101 pages. The comic took just over a year to complete, and in that time many sagas came and went, reflected in throwaway plot elements such as PandaHalo and Ivy's deaths and the appearance of Liquid Chris.

It should be noted that the cover art for Sonichu #9 features one of the more blatant instances of Chris trying to hypersexualize Rosechu. While Sonichu, Bionic and the others are all running into battle, Rosechu still finds the time to lift her skirt and pull bananas from it pull out a sword made of electricity.

Production

Sonichu #9 release activity. Note that for earlier pages, this only tracks when the images were uploaded to CWCipedia.

Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when Chris drew the cover, although progress had stalled due to the stress of coping with the trolls demanding MOAR COMIX. In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris released the content of this issue section-by-section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on 30 March 2009, followed by the rest of the episode on 12 April 2009; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until July 2009. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on August 8th, suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from the impostor. Production halted after this, but new pages were made in October 2009 due to external forces pressuring him in finishing Episode 20 to solve a copyright dispute.

From the day the cover was drawn on 1 December 2008 to the day the final page was uploaded on 7 December 2009, Sonichu #9 took just over a full year to complete (longer than any previous issue), demonstrating that even if Chris could draw, he couldn't produce enough material to keep a steady job in the comics industry.

Due to continuing issues with webhosting, Sonichu #9's rolling debut has spanned no less than four different websites: sonichuandrosechu.com, cwcville.com, CWCipedia, and Chris's DeviantART account.

Cover

The cover depicts the entire Chaotic Combo as if about to go into battle. It is presumably a montage scene and is most notable for prominently featuring Rosechu in the process of pulling bananas out of her skirt.

Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)

Resources
Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)
Primary:
Facebook: Episode 19[2]
CWCipedia: Episode 19[3]
Videobooks: Episode 19
Secondary:
Sonichu Site: Episode 19[4]
Audiobooks: Ep. 19 Part 1
Ep. 19 Part 2
Ep. 19 Part 3

This episode is based around our heroes attending "Dating education" classes, because although they've spent years training in dojos and fighting the world's most villainous enemies, none of them can talk to the opposite sex.

The comic opens with Punchy announcing his intention to ace the class and make Angelica his woman, while Simonla orders Zapina into the high-school version of the class to pick up sixteen-year-old boys, taught by Ms. Jackaras. One boy named "Reginald" is jealous of Punchy for being paired up with the girl he likes, Layla. Wild is paired with Simonla. Some South Park knockoffs are paired together. Ivy (after Julie was written out), shows no interest in her pairing because she and Chris had the same dream where GodJesus showed up and explain that Chris and Ivy are meant to be together, even though, at this point, the two had never met.

Ms. Jackaras orders the class to socialize with their chosen partners anonymously over instant message chat, which is apparently more beneficial than face-to-face interaction. Punchy soon forgets all about Angelica as he speaks to Layla over IM and dreams his dreams of china. However, the jealous Reginald tries to cock block Punchy by cutting the cable on the computer, thus separating Layla and Punchy over IM. Sadly, his plan fails as Punchy merely asks Wild Sonichu to cross over to the other side of the room and ask Layla out for him. Layla totally says yes.

While Wild is doing Punchy's dirty-work for him, he glances at Simonla's computer monitor and concludes that he has been IM'ing with her all along. He takes advantage of this situation by taking her back to his place and showing her his vibrating bed.

Punchy meets Layla for the first time outside class, and they make a romantic trip to McDonald's where Punchy demands that "da freedom fries" not be invaded by salt. Outside class, Reginald is contemplating suicide when he is approached by Angelica who listens to his pathetic tale of woe and, possibly due to the use of narcotic substances, invites him over for dinner. Back in class, Ms. Jackaras's death is nonchalantly announced by her sister, who then hands out the exam scores. Also note that Ivy, despite not doing the coursework as she's "holding out for Chris", gets a passing grade, along with everyone else in the class except for Clyde Cwash.

Original Version

According to Ivy, Chris originally planned to make this episode much raunchier than usual. Specifically, Punchy was supposed to bone Layla in the ladies' room at McDonald's (specifically the handicapped stall), and Reginald was supposed to walk in on it. Also, at some unspecified point, Reginald was going to slash Punchy's tires in a fit of insane stalker jealousy. The bathroom scenario was apparently based on a fantasy Chris kept bringing up in his conversations with Ivy.

Ivy believes those ideas were eventually discarded from the final version because Chris thought they might elicit a negative response from Rocky, and not because it's incredibly fucked up.

Episode 20: CWC-Defense

Resources
CWC-Defense
Primary:
Facebook: Episode 20[5]
CWCipedia: Episode 20[6]
Videobooks: Episode 20
Secondary:
Sonichu Site: Episode 20[7]
Audiobooks: Ep. 20 Part 1
Ep. 20 Part 2
Ep. 20 Part 3


The full plot of Episode 20 was unknown for a long time, but it was expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of CWCville seen in Sonichu #6, with the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens renewing their attack, the electric hedgehogs finally gathering the Sonichu Balls to free Crystal from the Dark Mirror Hole, and Chris at last escaping the Time Void. Now that the comic is finally released, the word "anticlimax" comes to mind for some reason.

The episode begins with BILLY MAYS explaining that he was never Mayor of CWCville, just in case anybody hadn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. He endorses Allison Amber as the true interim mayor, and urges readers to respect Chris and CWCville. In a side note, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may not understand anything about death.

Invasion: CWCville!

The story opens in earnest with Silvana Rosechu, Wes-Li Sonichu, and Reldnahc Ha-Taque scouting CWCville for an impending invasion. Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchville Lane, Sonichu tells Rosechu about an online fan chat with some gay fans. After expressing appreciation for his gay fanbase, Sonichu immediately launches into a bizarre tirade about gay fans who have interpreted Sonichu as a homosexual icon. Eager to comfort him, Rosechu offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the PVCC and Mary Lee Walsh.

At CWCville Shopping Center, Acting Mayor Allison Amber is alerted to the attack and mobilizes the city's defenses. Besides the local police, she summons two groups never before seen in the series: CWCville's team of Power Rangers, and The Samurai Pizza Bots.

The story then focuses on various locales throughout the city as the main characters fight off PVCC forces. Punchy and Layla battle Jerkops in the streets. Simonla and Wild defend CWCville Forest from Jerkops driving through the trees in transforming squad cars. Reginald and Angelica destroy several Decepti-Clones at the church where the latter lives. On the waterfront, Blake and Bubbles intercept an entire fleet of S.A.V.'s. On the city's east side, Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jerkops and Punislav robots. While Sonichu uses his typical powers, Rosechu attacks with some sort of lightning sword which she has never used before. Back at the mall, Patti-chan generates a magical barrier to repel the Jerkop army, while Zapina, Darkbind Sonichu, Jamsta, and Lolisa fight Jerkops. Jamsta and Lolisa don't use any kind of special powers, possibly because they don't have any.

Over the skies of CWCville, Magi-Chan crashes a Crackder into a nearby body of water. He attempts to down an entire squadron of them this way, but he is ambushed by Silvana. The two claim to have met before, but it's brushed aside as Magi-chan tries to woo Silvana to the side of good. He claims he can restore her to her original gender, but Silvana refuses to abandon her "papa" Graduon, and they prepare to do battle.

Back at the mall, Wes-Li Sonichu reports to Mary Lee Walsh that they can't break through its defenses and that the "True Police" and "Outter Forces" have been holding the Jerkops back. She agrees to fly over the mall and back them up.

On the East Side, CWCville paramedics load defeated Jerkops into ambulances for "unbrainwashing". Sonichu is beginning to tire out from the battle when Chris's Sonichumobile appears with a hologram of Chris in the driver's seat. It then transforms into Son-Chu, who leads the other Autobots/Samurai Pizza Bots into the fray. During the skirmish, an awning collapses onto Sonichu, setting up the comic adaptation of timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos. While Sonichu is distracted, a Punislav captures Rosechu and flees the battlefield. Sonichu hears he screams and bursts out from under the awning to chase after her.

Elsewhere, S.A.V's set fire to an apartment building. Unable to escape, a woman opens the window and tosses out two Poké Balls, revealing Chloe Rosechu and Blazebob Sonichu... just mere moments before the building explodes. A headband lands on the ground, revealing that their Trainer was none other than PandaHalo. As they mourn her death, the CWCville fire department arrives, and their chief demands that they help defend the city, as he assumes they are part of CWCville's defense force. Chloe attempts to explain that they're visitors from out of town, but Blazebob suggests that they help save the city to honor Panda's memory.

Meanwhile, Sonichu continues to race after the Punislav who captured Rosechu. He encounters an S.A.V. on the way and dispatches it in a manner again based on timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos. Chris adds a note demanding that timmy1984 update his videos to conform to this version.

Liquid Chris in furry form

Magi-Chan conveniently tells Sonichu where Rosechu is and who's waiting for him. As Sonichu rushes to CWCville park, he's ambushed by IBAChandler, a brown Sonichu who seeks to take away credit from the other Electric Hedgehogs. After a brief struggle, Sonichu slashes at IBA's chest with Iron Tail. This changes him back into his human form and destroys his medallion as well. In contrast to Chris's battle with Liquid, Sonichu calls over an ambulance to tend to IBA's injuries. Before the medics can take him away, Devil Trolls from under the ground use their hair to grab IBA and drag him into the earth to safety.

Showdown in CWCville Park

Later, Sonichu arrives at CWCville Park to find Rosechu, unconscious and in the grips of the Punislav. With the Punislav are Eggman, Reldnahc and Giovanni, who threaten to kill Rosechu unless Sonichu swears loyalty to Reldnahc and makes him mayor of CWCville. Whether or not Sonichu actually has the authority to appoint a new mayor, he refuses. Before Giovanni can compel him to reconsider, Bionic blindsides him with a basketball, while Darkbind severs the Punislav's hand, releasing Rosechu. Sonichu wakes her up and cries like a bitch when she asks him what happened.

As Bionic and Darkbind explain what brought them to the battle, Reldnahc notices Bionic and seeks revenge for being hospitalized in Sonichu #7. He quickly throws a Poké Ball at Bionic's head, releasing a Nidoking. At first, the Nidoking overwhelms Bionic, until Sonichu kicks mud in its face. Magi-Chan explains that this weakens Nidokings, but Bionic ignores this advice and proceeds to beat the shit out of it.

Once the Nidoking faints, Reldnahc puts it back in its ball and attacks Bionic directly with his own dark version of Chris's Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, the Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo Wave. Unfazed by this power, Bionic simply catches the energy and plays with it like a basketball, before finally bouncing it back at Reldnahc. Struck by his own "Curse of Embarassment", Reldnahc suddenly pisses and shits himself. Completely humiliated by Bionic once again, Reldnahc teleports away in shame. Giovanni gathers the fallen Robotnik and they escape in Robotnik's vehicle.

The story suddenly flashes back to Magi-Chan, depicting his victory over Silvana in psychic combat. We then return to the present, where Megagi appears for no reason in a cheerleader's outfit to celebrate Bionic's triumph over Reldnahc.

Also, a Bunch of Other Stuff Happened

Magi-Chan summons Sonichu and Rosechu to reinforce the defense of the Mall. On the way, he telepathically fills them in on everything that's been going on that Chris didn't feel like drawing. While some Jerkops were successfully captured and sent off to be unbrainwashed, a lot of them were killed in the fighting. For some reason, the U.S. Army isn't entering the city, but rather is just picking up the defeated Decepti-Clones to recycle as scrap metal. Magi-Chan informs the reader that the "CWC-Power Rangers" dispatched B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic, who were turned into giants for the invasion. Finally, he tells Sonichu that Ivy was trapped in an elevator at the Mall, and during the battle the floor dropped out from under her, causing her to be strangled to death on the cables.

Chris includes a note to commemorate Ivy's death, but he neglects to spell her name properly.

Endgame

Count Graduon prevents Slaweel from falling to her death after Sonichu knocks her off her broom. To Christian, this constitutes a "dirty trick".

After all of the fighting, the parking lot surrounding the mall is nothing more than a bombed-out wasteland. Mary Lee Walsh arrives at the dome first, but before she can cast her spell to remove the magic barrier, Sonichu and Rosechu show up. Wasting no time, Sonichu runs up the side of the building and launches himself into the air. Sonichu yanks Mary's broom away, but before she can fall, Count Graduon creates a magic platform for her. Sonichu then leaps down onto the platform and challenges Walsh to single combat.

As Rosechu looks on from below, doing absolutely nothing to assist Sonichu, Slaweel strikes with her pitchfork, then fires a bunch of purple orbs, Sonichu dodging all of them. Sonichu counters with a shot from his finger, knocking the pitchfork from her hand. As he spin-dashes towards her, Slaweel raises a barrier to protect herself, but Sonichu shatters it with a Flash Kick (a la Guile), knocking Slaweel off the platform. She catches herself on the edge, but Graduon refuses to help her. Instead, Sonichu helps her back onto the platform, and as he leaps down to rejoin Rosechu, Mary decides to give up and go home.

On the ground, Rosechu catches Sonichu and asks why he saved Mary's life. Sonichu says that, as a hero, he couldn't let her die and that only Chris is allowed to land the final blow. Why Sonichu let her escape is never discussed.

The story ends with the Chaotic Combo and their various mates gathered at the mall entrance. Sonichu declares that they need to clean up the city and get the children back to watch Mary Poppins. The fact that their beloved city has been turned into a war zone apparently doesn't faze them.

Epilogue

About a month later (9 August 2008), Wild spots an opening in the Time Void over CWCville Forest. Magi-Chan teleports in to explain that the moment has finally arrived to retrieve their "master and creator". Using Wild's vine-lines as a tether, Magi-Chan floats into the Time Void and finds Chris. After Wild yanks them both back out, Chris explains to them his plans, transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu, and races back to the city.

On the final page, Chris declares that once he has concluded his business in the next issue, he will no longer feature his "Nabeshin-like intrusions" in the story, and the continuity of the comic will finally be separated from Chris's reality. Indeed, Sonichu #10 would feature Chris to the exclusion of everyone else, almost as if he was making up for the lost time.

Extras

Turns out they haven't been living in sin.

The comic ends, as most of Chris's comics do, with a few bonus pages. The first of these pages is simply the cover of Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles for the PS2, which is kind of odd considering he'd been playing the PS3 for two years when this issue was published. The next page is some sort of PSA that Sonichu and Rosechu got married in 2006, but kept it a secret from everybody for three years for no reason at all. This image also features their three abominable kids who are equal parts disgusting and stupid. The issue wraps up with Chris displaying his knowledge of CADD (or lack thereof) with horrible diagrams of Wild and Simonla's homes, and a full-size scan of the caricature Chris used on the billboard earlier in the book. Unsurprisingly, the art is of a much higher caliber than anything that Chris could create.

Revised Edition

In September 2015, Chris released his revised version of Sonichu #9 onto Facebook. His retcons were intended to erase references to trolls Ivy and Panda Halo, and make himself appear less homophobic. His characteristic sloppiness and inattentiveness cause him to fail at both projects. He attempts to turn Ivy into a new character named Yasmine Clemen but retains Ivy's name on several pages. Similarly, he tries to retcon "Team Panda Halo" as "Team Halo Calibur," but here too he overlooks a reference. Most confusing of all, while he pays lip service to "diversity" and personal choice, he still calls his enemies "homos," and villainous Naitsirhc still looks like a refugee from a leather bar.

Sonichu #9 Version Comparison
Page Number Original Version Revised Version Notes
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Ivy renamed as Yasmine.
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The psychic link-up between Ivy and Chris is replaced with a black-and-white dream sequence in which "Yasmine" is rescued from a dragon by a mounted female knight.
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The dream sequence continues, sacrilegiously replacing GodJesus's holy pronouncements on eternal love between Chris and Ivy.
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Yasmine/Ivy no longer wants to "hold out" for Chris, but she is still distraught at being paired with George Philip. Chris has pointedly renamed her "YASMINE CLEMEN, A.K.A FakeFromAnon."
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Instead of Ivy waiting for her God-promised sweetheart, Yasmine is perplexed by her lesbian fantasy of "Silva Meir."
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Chris clumsily tries to erase his old homophobia, calling CWCville "diverse." However, he sticks with the word "homo" and affirms that both he and Sonichu are "straight." The stress makes him want to turn asexual.
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Instead of freaking out over the possibility of becoming a homo, Chris calmly instructs his readers not to mislabel people.
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Team Panda-Halo is renamed Team Halo Calibur. Panda's memorial is deleted.
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The lengthy description of Ivy's death is removed. Her memorial is relegated to the memory hole.

Comic pages

Pages from Sonichu 9

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