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BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to CWC Mythos for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]]. | BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to CWC Mythos for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at [[Chris and remorse|Chris's claims of remorse]] for his part in the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment that [[Honest Content|Chris would casually share that information to total strangers on the internet]]. | ||
BILLY subsequently made a cameo at the [[IRC (21 January 2009)|the January 21 log]], but arrived too late to actually be relevant to the conversation, although his appearance and bit of [[Random-access humor]] still amused Clyde for whatever reason. | |||
Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous act of trolling]]. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayor of CWCville]] and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his [[PlayStation_3#PlayStation_Network|PSN account]] back. Chris complied with these demands. | Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous act of trolling]]. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayor of CWCville]] and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his [[PlayStation_3#PlayStation_Network|PSN account]] back. Chris complied with these demands. | ||
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On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion in [[Wikipedia:Tampa, Florida]], with the reported cause of death being hypertensive heart disease. However, it's been speculated that Mays was really done by several assassination attempts by various hitmen, allegedly under the employ of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], in an attempt to pull a coup so Chandler could resume office. The true cause of his death is unknown, but his death was suspiciously close to Clyde Cash's apparent death on 22 [[May 2009]]. | On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion in [[Wikipedia:Tampa, Florida|Tampa, Florida]], with the reported cause of death being hypertensive heart disease. However, it's been speculated that Mays was really done by several assassination attempts by various hitmen, allegedly under the employ of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], in an attempt to pull a coup so Chandler could resume office. The true cause of his death is unknown, but his death was suspiciously close to Clyde Cash's apparent death on 22 [[May 2009]]. | ||
In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack, as officially reported by authorities. In [[Rollin' and Trollin']] (17 July 2009) | In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack, as officially reported by authorities. In [[Rollin' and Trollin']] (17 July 2009) | ||
Revision as of 18:43, 2 August 2020
| “ | NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY. | ” |
| BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki | ||
| Billy Mays | |
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| Name | William Darrell Mays |
| Date of Birth | 20 July 1958 |
| Date of Death | 28 June 2009 (aged 50) |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupations | Pitchman Mayor of CWCville |
BILLY MAYS (20 July 1958 – 28 June 2009) was a TV advertising man turned Internet troll, and a true patriot, as well as the true and honest Mayor of CWCVille from 3 March 2009 until his untimely and highly suspicious death. Provided both epic lulz and wisdom in #Sonichu and on PVCC during his noble lifetime. He was famous for his signature ALL CAPS style.
History
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PROTIP:
If you think the real BILLY MAYS was involved in trolling, you're even dumber than the people who think Clyde Cash is real.
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The Miscreants
BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of The Miscreants in spite of being relevant to CWC Mythos for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous #Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009, which was attended by several trolls, including Clyde Cash. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's claims of remorse for his part in the death of Ryan Cash, at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully", and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as parody and what is protected by copyright. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment that Chris would casually share that information to total strangers on the internet.
BILLY subsequently made a cameo at the the January 21 log, but arrived too late to actually be relevant to the conversation, although his appearance and bit of Random-access humor still amused Clyde for whatever reason.
Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of BlueSpike's most infamous act of trolling. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as Mayor of CWCville and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his PSN account back. Chris complied with these demands.
Mayoralty
His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home smokey. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.
Murder
On 28 June 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion in Tampa, Florida, with the reported cause of death being hypertensive heart disease. However, it's been speculated that Mays was really done by several assassination attempts by various hitmen, allegedly under the employ of Christian Weston Chandler, in an attempt to pull a coup so Chandler could resume office. The true cause of his death is unknown, but his death was suspiciously close to Clyde Cash's apparent death on 22 May 2009.
In Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009, Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack, as officially reported by authorities. In Rollin' and Trollin' (17 July 2009)
In Sonichu
In Sonichu #9, BILLY MAYS fails to free Ivy[1] when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic.
In Chris's Biography Page on the CWCipedia, he lists BILLY MAYS as a "non-cannon" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics.
Post death
In his Rollin' and Trollin' video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the BILLY MAYS Tower, and he noted that the construction in CWCville was meant to serve as a memorial to one of CWCville's most beloved mayors. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder money stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's popularity.
See also
- Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays - Chris discusses his involvement with BILLY's death with Guru Larry.
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