Man in the Pickle Suit

Pickle Man
Information
Name	Harold?
Gender	Male
Race	White; Black; Jew
Occupation	Troll; Owner of the Cwcki(?)

“	The Pickle Man tricked me again.	”
Christian Weston Chandler^[1]

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The Man in the Pickle Suit (a.k.a. the Black Man in the Pickle Suit^[2]^[3]) is the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.

Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".^[4]

Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be Harold.^[5]

Origin

“	I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.	”
Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview

Suspect

Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, he made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.

The Jew in the Pickle Suit

This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, the MiPS emerged from the shadows, and startered flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.

Today

In October 2009, the MiPS established a YouTube account^[6] that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012. To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.

A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
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Stardate	23 April 2010
Made By	I Am The Internet Pickle Man
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At some point during 2014, the MiPS allegedly came to the ownership to the CWCki. It is rumored that he operates under the name Canine. In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the Doopie Saga. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous Night Star sockpuppet of her supposed private conversations with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that Chris was talking to himself all along. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but its definitely the pickle we need.

Selected videos

11 September 2008: Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
21 October 2008: Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008 - Chris crashes into slumber after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with Blanca.
17 March 2010: Chris Drops the N-Bomb - Chris accuses Surfshack Tito of being a "pickle-suited nigger".

Gallery

One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.
That's no suit, Chris.
He is real. Very real.
Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
MPS looking great, as usual.
Ze Pickleman.jpg

Shit just got real.
He is always watching.
Response to the Sonic Boom Protests.