Clover and Snoopy
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| Clover and Snoopy | |
| Date of Birth | c. April/May 2012 |
| Gender | Female (Clover) Male (Snoopy) |
| Breed | Beagle |
| Owners | Barbara Chris |
Clover and Snoopy (b. circa April/May 2012[1]) are the Chandlers' beagles. Chris and Barb bought them at a puppy mill in Fredricksburg on 13 May 2012. The idea of hoarding dogs was originally Barb's idea, and Chris eventually acquiesced. The CWC community learned of their existence on 1 August 2012, when a link to an entry of them Chris submitted to a local contest was posted on the CWCki Forums. The contest ended on August 12, and Chris didn't win.
According to one of Chris's Facebook posts, the dogs are siblings. Clover has a white mark on her snout, and Snoopy doesn't. Additionally, they each have an animal chew toy - Clover has a duck, Snoopy a skunk. Snoopy has a green collar, and Clover, Chris's dog, naturally has a pink collar.
Snoopy, who officially belongs to Barb, is unimaginatively named after the dog from Peanuts, who was also a beagle.
The origin of Clover's name is unclear. It was initially believed to be derived from Patti-Chan's origin story in Sonichu #6, which featured a four-leaf clover by way of explanation. When Chris first introduced the dogs on Facebook, he posted the cryptic comment, "'Shine, little Clover, Glimmer, Glimmer.' :D." This would imply that Clover's name actually came from Chris mishearing the lyrics to Johnny Mercers' song "The Glow-Worm," (which he may have probably heard from Bob's collection). The actual lyrics are: "Shine, little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer." However, to confuse the story even more, during his date with Catherine, Chris claimed that Clover was named after the character from the show My Little Pony Tales.
Living conditions
On 6 August 2013, Chris posted on Facebook a picture of dog urine on a newspaper. It's assumed that since they're still using paper, the dogs are not going outside, and most likely not getting exercise. This has angered many pet owners.
| “ | I have a strong feeling those dogs are obese, covered in fleas, and just sit around on a blanket all day and probably only get pet when Christian happens to look away from his vidya as they walk past him and he remembers "oh yeah, I have dogs" and gives them a quick pat on the rump. And I know for a fact they don't get bathed because the Chandlers can't even be fucked to bathe themselves, let alone their pets. And I'm also willing to bet they get fed the cheapest food the chandlers can buy. | ” |
| A certain user from the CWCki Forums. | ||
Sure enough, in December 2014, a statement released by Catherine (who was invited to the Chandler's Rental House by Chris himself) confirmed that the dogs are not house-trained, are aggressive towards strangers, and, possibly due to a lack of exercise, are severely obese. Given how Chris has demonstrated the same attitude towards his cats, this comes as a surprise to absolutely no one.
Chris has never once said that he is happy to have the dogs, referring to them on Facebook only as a burden of responsibility. On 29 November 2013, he said that he doesn't love them.[2] In the Rental House Tour, Chris is constantly cooing and babbling over them (while they bay deafeningly at Catherine), but this may have just been to impress Catherine, who claimed to love dogs.
The Chandlers' minivan has a bumper sticker which states, "I Sleep With Dogs." PETA has not yet been notified.
Gallery
"Snoopy has a hat on his tush, and Clover is looking at the camera."
Clover in a picture on Facebook
Another Facebook picture, with Chris looking extremely fat.
Clover again.
"One of my pups just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a girl."
Barb and Snoopy.
First in a series of old photos leaked in October 2015.
These were presumably taken in 2012.
Chris posted this photo on his Manchester High School alumni site page.
Both dogs.
Clover, based on the collar color.
Very obese.
References
- ↑ According to their entry, they were three months old when Chris entered them into the contest. Since registration to the contest began on 16 July 2012 (see contest rules), this would mean they were born on either April or May.
- ↑ November 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris's life is a bleak wasteland. Happy Thanksgiving!
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