Rob Bell

“	Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that God Damned Manajerk!!!	”
Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013

Rob Bell
Information
Name	Robert Bernard Bell III
Also known as	Rob Major Wuss
Date of Birth	23 April 1967 (age 57)
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Race	White
Occupations	Representative, Virginia House of Delegates (2002-2023) Lawyer

Robert Bernard Bell III, more often called Rob Bell, is a former member of the Virginia House of Delegates. He served as Chris and Barbara's defense attorney, being hired after the events of 28 October 2011 to defend them in court. According to a leaked email, the Chandlers were introduced to Bell by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.

Barbara's insistence on using the inheritance Bob had left the Chandlers to pay Bell to drag out the case as long as possible, in the hopes he would vindicate them, is a major factor that led up to the events of the Financhu Crisis.

Background

An honors graduate of the University of Virginia and the U.Va. Law School, Rob Bell served as a state prosecutor for five years. He prosecuted over 2,400 cases, working with the police and crime victims to bring criminals to justice.

During his time serving as a Republican representative to the Virginia General Assembly, Rob has written laws that crack down on drunk driving and keep sex offenders off school property. In 2008, he helped overhaul Virginia’s mental health commitment laws after the tragedy at Virginia Tech, and in 2011 he launched a new law to expand Virginia’s protective orders. In 2020, he was one of 89 representatives to vote in favor of the autism disorder deferred disposition, which Chris was later able to use.

Rob surrounded by Jerkops

Bell was hired by Chris and Barbara to represent them in the aftermath of the October 28 incident. Chris thought he would emerge triumphant over his arch-nemesis Michael Snyder:

“

Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I'm sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the "New Ownership" sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the "CWC Michael Snyder Interview" video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a "Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd".

”

The Plea Bargain Hearing

Bell had Chris enter an alford plea - a plea in which the defendant asserts innocence while simultaneously admitting the court has evidence which could convince a judge or jury - and accept a plea bargain and in July 2012 Chris and Barb were each handed a fine and a suspended sentence of thirty days in jail. As part of the deal they agreed both were responsible for Snyder's medical bills he incurred because of the incident. According to eyewitness accounts Bell allegedly referred to Chris as an "adult autistic child" in the course of the proceedings and while Chris took umbrage at this remark, it was probably the sole factor that granted him leniency in sentencing.

Despite getting Chris practically off the hook scot-free in a professional and effective manner, Chris still harbors a grudge against Bell for failing to stand up to Snyder in court. Apparently Chris failed to realize that even the best lawyer in the world can't convince a jury of your innocence if your guilt is plain enough for everyone to see. In a rambling series of Facebook posts posted 2 September 2013, Chris blamed Rob Bell (as well as Michael Snyder, Megan Schroeder, and Mary Lee Walsh) for his latest ban from Wal-Mart, calling him a "major wuss" for failing to work the black magic that would convince a jury that Chris was fully in the clear for nearly running over a manager who rightfully banned an obnoxious manchild from his business. A year later he was still griping about Bell's "chicken advisement."

Barb and money

Years later, Chris mentioned to Catie and Cousin Al that he and Barb had an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars." However, Barb spent all of it on hiring Rob Bell to defend herself (...and Chris).

When Chris was charged with his assault crime on 26 December 2014, he was forced to go with a public defender, since the Chandlers, without Bob, had managed to make themselves nearly destitute just three years after the Snyder case.

References

GAMe PLACe Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Michael Snyder Daniel Mimms Barbara Chandler Rob Bell Megan Schroeder Rocky Shoemaker Lucas White	GAMe PLACe Ban Mimms and Lucas Q&A GAMe PLACe Photo	Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean Greene County Conspiracy Matthew Nobles call 6 June 2010 28 October 2011
Coinciding Sagas: Megan, First Exile, Jackie, Second Exile

Second Exile
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Michael Snyder Rob Bell Mia Hamm Barbara Chandler Rocky Shoemaker Anna McLerran Kim Wilson Null William Waterman	Facebook This is how the Trial went 2012 Poster campaign House Fire	Rocky Shoemaker call You're Always Pretty Message for John Kyle Lego Manchester High Tour of Chris's House II

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