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Revision as of 22:11, 24 April 2019

“ The Pickle Man tricked me again. ”
Christian Weston Chandler[1]
Pickle Man
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Information
Name Harold or Marvin?
Gender Male
Race White
Black
Jew
Occupation Troll
Owner of the Cwcki(?)
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The Man in the Pickle Suit (a.k.a. the Black Man in the Pickle Suit[2][3]) is the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.

Even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".[4]

Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be Harold.[5]

Origin

“ I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know. ”
Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview
Suspect

Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, he made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.

The Jew in the Pickle Suit

This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, the MiPS emerged from the shadows, and startered flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.

On 7 August 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the Doopie Saga. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous Night Star sockpuppet of her supposed private conversations with Chris. Chris had fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that Chris was talking to himself all along. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but is definitely the pickle we need.

Chris followed the MiPS on Twitter a week later[6]. This enabled him to give Chris information that MAGfest was planning to hold a CWC panel. Sadly, after MAGfest, Chris blocked the MiPS, after finally realizing his role in Christory. His block message included the phrase, "You are too much trollble[7]"

For unknown reasons, Chris re-added the MiPS to his Twitter follow list in 2018. On 10 May, in the midst of a temper tantrum, Chris tagged the MiPS and tweeted[8]:

“ AND YOU - YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN TOLERATE YOU! I FOLLOWED YOU OUT OF MUTUAL RESPECT! ”

Today

At some point during 2014, the MiPS allegedly came to the ownership to the CWCki. It is rumored that he operates under the name Canine.

Selected videos

Gallery

  • One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.

  • The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.

  • That's no suit, Chris.

  • He is real. Very real.

  • Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.

  • The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".

  • The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.

  • WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?

  • MPS looking great, as usual.

  • Ze Pickleman.jpg

    Shit just got real.

  • He is always watching.

  • Response to the Sonic Boom Protests.

In October 2009, the MiPS established a YouTube account[9] that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012. To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.

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References

  1. ↑ Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
  2. ↑ Jackie Chat 3
  3. ↑ Jackie Chat 6
  4. ↑ Sonichu Special 1
  5. ↑ Kacey Call 24
  6. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-nightstar-comes-clean.33326/page-7#post-2516809
  7. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-18#post-3281395
  8. ↑ May 2018 social media posts#Meltdown on Twitter
  9. ↑ [1]

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