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On 7 August, Chris shared a link to the new Blu-Ray edition of Equestria Girls and made the following post: | On 7 August, Chris shared a link to the new Blu-Ray edition of ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' and made the following post: | ||
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1. [[Mary Poppins]] | 1. [[Mary Poppins]] | ||
2. [[ | 2. [[Equestria Girls|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]] | ||
3. Toy Story | 3. Toy Story | ||
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File:MarkCuban.png|''Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap''<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Chris likes the lancers on facebook.]]</ref> | |||
File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.'' | File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.'' | ||
File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.'' | File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.'' | ||
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Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to it. | Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to it, and posted on the [[CWCki Forums]] claiming that the answer of the riddle was the Pittsburgh Pirates, tying the photo of Cuban to the riddle. He would follow this post up on the 24th, angrily reaffirming the riddle's answer. | ||
===I got new shoes=== | ===I got new shoes=== | ||
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===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE=== | ===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE=== | ||
On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki | On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, [[William Elliott Waterman]], one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually Anna McLerran's friends in the first place) posted a TL;DR [[White knight|whiteknighting]] open message to the trolls, claiming that he was no better than Chris (even though he had a job), calling the trolls no better than Chris, and daring the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him (as if anyone had an interest in confronting him anyway). | ||
Chris liked the post.<ref>http://i.imgur.com/qSCNJkR.png</ref> | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and [[Da Update|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]]. | {{quoteboxgreen|Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and [[Da Update|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]]. | ||
You trolls get a lot of | You trolls get a lot of laughs out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERKS|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them. | ||
I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]]. | I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]]. | ||
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{{quoteboxgreen|We both got your tunes! Badass!}} | {{quoteboxgreen|We both got your tunes! Badass!}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 09:00, 26 November 2022
The following covers Chris's Facebook activity in August 2013.
Summary
- 5 August - Chris gushes about a high school Lego set and posts pictures of his design.
- 6 August - Chris posts a photo of dog piss.
- 7 August - Chris talks about how much he likes Equestria Girls and yearns for friendships.
- 7 August - William Elliott Waterman mocks the trolls.
- 17 August - Chris posts a riddle.
- 18 August - Chris posts a photo of his new shoes.
- 19 August - Chris posts a photo of his eyebrow for the trolls.
- 19 August - Chris feels like he's winning.
- 21-22 August - Chris's new friends receive gifts.
- 23 August - Chris posts a photo of his mother with her dog.
- 27 August - Chris is stressed out about losing friends.
Chris's Posts
LEGO High School
| 5 August 2013
The High School is the Best Set Lego has released (better when merged with the Horse Academy set), since the Hillside House, and this should be the next "Best Toy, Gold Award". **Already-Thought Comments: |
Chris then posted:
| Sorry; small error. It's "StoneBreakers10" on YouTube. |
Mary McLerran then posted:
| So cool! We love legos! This is the BEST! |
Heartlake High
| 6 August 2013
Best Lego Set Ever! Even better than the Awarded Café. http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Product?p=41005 |
Anna then posted:
| WANT |
One of my pups just peed
| 6 August 2013
One of my pups just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a girl.
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William Elliott Waterman commented:
| Looks kind of like chaos with 0 emeralds absorbed. |
Actual friendships
On 7 August, Chris shared a link to the new Blu-Ray edition of Equestria Girls and made the following post:
| 7 August 2013
If ONLY it were that simple to inspire actual friendships in this adult life after "how people 'learn' about me on the internet". |:( Now I understand the reason for Pep Rallies (I was exempt from attending them, because they were Too Loud for me). |
Top Movies List
| 7 August 2013
On that note, my top movies list is updated: 1. Mary Poppins 2. My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3. Toy Story |
Another Equestria Girls video
| 7 August 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) |
Embarrassing
Chris provided a link to an Equestria Girls video called "Twilight montage of embarrassing" (since deleted) and commented:
| 7 August 2013
My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid. |
The Riddle
Chris posted some random pictures, starting with Mark Cuban. Initially it was thought that Chris posted them in order to desperately prove that his followers are obsessed over any posts he posted, but it later turned out it was a riddle - A very absurd riddle that only Chris understands.
17 August 2013
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Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to it, and posted on the CWCki Forums claiming that the answer of the riddle was the Pittsburgh Pirates, tying the photo of Cuban to the riddle. He would follow this post up on the 24th, angrily reaffirming the riddle's answer.
I got new shoes
Chris posted a picture about his new shoes, which seem to look like shoes worn by 6-year old girls, possibly trying to continue his Tomgirl style.
| 18 August 2013
I got new shoes. |
Matt Stufano commented:
| awesome! very few things as good as a new pair of shoes- |
One Eyebrow
Chris posted another pointless picture again on Facebook, this time about his eyebrow.
| 19 August 2013 |
Mary McLerran then replied to the picture:
| Cyclops? |
Chris then posted:
| Below is a "Friends Only" Post For da Trolls!
(Singing) "One... Eyebrow". |
Chris later deleted the post.
Note: This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post on the same day, where user "Midnight Kissy Bull" wrote: "We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.
Breast Cancer Awareness
Chris shared a photo of Breast Cancer Awareness, and stating that his mother is a breast cancer survivor.
| 23 August 2013
My mother, still alive, is a B.C. Survivor. |
Chris then posted a photo of Snoopy and his mother.
| 23 August 2013
Here she is, with our Snoopy Doobie Doo resting on her shoulder.
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New Profile Pic
On 27 August, Chris made a new profile photo.
Losing Friends
| 27 August 2013
Stress from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint. Sad, pathetic, weak... I do try to learn from my mistakes! Shooting myself in the damn foot... Metaphorically... ugh... |
Notes from Chris's Friends
You're a real nice guy, Chris
On 3 August 2013, William posted:
| I heard Anna's voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris. |
William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE
On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually Anna McLerran's friends in the first place) posted a TL;DR whiteknighting open message to the trolls, claiming that he was no better than Chris (even though he had a job), calling the trolls no better than Chris, and daring the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him (as if anyone had an interest in confronting him anyway).
Chris liked the post.[2]
| Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto your archives and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll address you all directly in an open statement.
You trolls get a lot of laughs out of the things Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. It's just sad. You're actually dedicating huge chunks of your daily lives stalking one lonely man on the internet. Seriously? This 'lolcow' was dried up years ago. You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him. It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a hypocritical basement-dwelling virgin that hates him just because he exists, or you're just doing it for the 'lulls'. If somehow you're married, have a job, and have everything Chris wants, you should feel even more disgusted in yourself for doing it because you have some perversion for taking advantage of someone less fortunate instead of having empathy and compassion for them. I used to be like you morons, wasting my days sitting on my butt listening to everything you say about him. But I grew up. I have a job and a life now, but that still doesn't make me any better than him. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to grow up and stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor. He's not shallow and picky like you think. You think you all need to go on covert field missions and disguise yourselves as girlfriends to even talk to him. I never met him in person - I'm not even a female - and he friend requested me. All I did was respect him and treat him like a HUMAN BEING. Having a heart and humbly admitting that you're at the same level as him is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an attention whore, but feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't. You all got so lazy that you just copy and paste his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore. Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety. |
Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where Pokey Minch says the paragraph word for word.
Do you feel like your winning today?!?
On 19 August 2013, one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted:
| Do you feel like your winning today?!? |
Chris replied:
| Because of good friendships, yes. |
Another one of his new friends then posted:
| That's right! WINNING!!! |
Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today
On 21 August 2013, another one of his new friends in Manchester High School gushed:
| Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool ! |
Chris replied:
| Wow! For First Class, that was fast. |
Got your tunes!
On 22 August 2013, Matt from Manchester High School posted:
| We both got your tunes! Badass! |
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