September 2013 Facebook Posts

The following are a series of Facebook posts Chris posted in September 2013.

(Note: Some info has been removed for identity protection.)

Summary

• 1 September 2013 - Chris talks about My Little Pony again, revealing his favorite ponies.
• 2 September 2013 - Chris complains about being intercepted by a Manajerk and an "Offline Troll/Bully".
• 3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his Facebook friends about his stress.
• 4 September 2013 - Chris rated 1 star for the Nathanael Greene Elementary School.
• 6 September 2013 - Chris shared a link about helpful advice about interactions for autistic people. He also complains about being banned from Walmart.
• 7 September 2013 - Chris scratched a woman's car at El Agave Lot and wants God to kill him.
• 10 September 2013 - Chris posted a link to the Facebook page "Brassieres For Males".
• 11 September 2013 - Chris shared the Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close".
• 17 September 2013 - Chris receives a Sonic Underground DVD as a present, and rants about how people should send their gifts to him.
• 24 September 2013 - Chris uploads a photo of Megan, and several of himself holding what appears to be a Lego figure.

Posts by Chris

Completing the MHS Roster Checklist

1 September 2013 Completing the MHS Roster Checklist I'm writing this note as a sticky reminder to all my classmates for the upcoming reunion. **I am still searching for Tiffany Nicole Gowen and Maranda Joyce Mitchel who aren't on Facebook as far as I can tell.** I am continuing to reach out on Facebook, but I would appreciate being notified as the checklist is complete. When anyone has informed another classmate, or shared the flyer, about the upcoming reunion, please inform me of their name(s), so I can check him/her/them off the list for the record. I thank everyone for their help and assistance. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler

Ten A Piece For Rainbow Dash And Applejack

Derpy Hooves.

1 September 2013 I've just heard from the Twitter feed that Fluttershy was voted the Fan Favorite Pony. I had voted ten a piece for Rainbow Dash and Applejack. It just hit me tough. Also, just recently, I saw the vinyl figures that were sold at Hot Topic (I have Derpy) at Toys 'R' Us in C-Ville. And I've just heard of the Fan Favorite set at TRU to feature Derpy as well, but instead of her name, they put a muffin image in its place. I am looking forward to Season 4 in November. Perhaps they will have another episode featuring Derpy, and actually refer to her directly as that or Dipsy-Doo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC2EMUuQmTY

Difficulty in socializing

2 September 2013 I still have greatest difficulty socializing face to face in public; I still am just too damn shy, even after the benefits of the past month. I get an offer to attend a local convention that I won't be able to afford to go to, financially, and I still have public phobias that grew within the past six years, as well as since High School Graduation. Madison, last year, and Kim Wilson will confirm and elaborate better than I can from her second person perspective. I feel sad, and I feel sad and ashamed and disappointed about myself. https://m.facebook.com/omegaconVA?id=566348350045737&_rdr - :( feeling hopeless.

Feeling hopeless

2 September 2013 Feeling Hopeless; doing what I usually do when sad; - watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Equestria Girls video review

2 September 2013 I liked a @YouTube video from @machineking001 http://t.co/2WfhfvwkKx Equestria Girls - Official Live Action Music Video (The Magic of Friendship)

The cast did a good job with this song and video.

There's BTS videos for the video on MLPEG.com, under the Video tab.

Offline Troll/Bully

2 September 2013 I have just been intercepted by a Manajerk and an Offline Troll/Bully. Her name is [REDACTED]; works within the Mal-Wart region. Every Troll/Cyber-Bully should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has, and if his hatred of the XBox brand, and the number of Trolls that populate half to three-quarters of that brand, stand in the way of the foul mood, then that is Microsoft's Freaking Problem!

William Elliott Waterman then tried to help:

I don't think it's nice to spread someone's email around a public website.

Chris:

Please forgive me. But prior to this, I was feeling self-upset from the realization that I still have great difficulty socializing face to face in Public. Another in-town convention that was recommended to me, and from the Madicon experience last year, I still feel greatly the terrible Shyness I still have, because of my Autism. Damn It!!!

And when one person gets in the way of me completing my job of shopping for my mother, or such, or when said or another person face to face gives me a difficulty time with harsh vocal tones, especially when I am feeling in a sasd or foul mood, it will be months to years before forgiving them ever, and immediately, they get a curse.

*sigh*. Yes, it is irrational, and I don't really have a leg to stand on, and this is just dumb, stupid, immature...

OMFG... I have mental problems... Shit.

William:

We all bear grudges, but having good PR means keeping it between you and the offender. You're a loving, caring person, but putting your anger on display for people who don't need to get involved won't help others see that.

Chris:

Yeah. I re-realize that.

William:

You don't have to let them shoot down your emotional state. Though she's far away, Anna knows the real you. The sweet, kind-hearted soul that isn't the creep the internet made you out to be. There are people that met you who understand this. Your old gal pals from high school may be some of them. As long as you remember that, the people that derail and persecute you won't matter to you.

Chris:

If it had not been for Mr. "Manajerk", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By! The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!

THE GERMAN WARFARE BITCH

And that bitch, Mary Lee Walsh, with a Cold Heart at Piedmont Virginia Community College for interfering with my Sweetheart Search, AND Banning me from PVCC!!!

WTH... The same Manajerk of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at Sheetz in Ruckersville, and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at McDonalds in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate his own "restraining order".

Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that God Damned Manajerk!!!

Chris later deleted the entire post.

CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events

Main article: CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events

3 September 2013 I have just vented past frustrations from my life to figure out the root of what happened yesterday. It all definitely was Mary Lee Walsh, Megan Schroeder AND Michael Snyder who made me worse off than I was after Graduation. *sigh*

September 3, 2013 CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events After listing them, it was most Definitely Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder, and Mary Lee Walsh, and the countless, unidentifiable Trolls and Jerkops, who have seriously hurt me towards the point of the near easily stressed out, blood-pressure-sensitive, emotionally and mentally scarred type of alternate person who I am not at normal, calm or sound mind. Hallmark emotional hurtful moments of my life. - Roche (Roach) woman, resided in Yellow House on Westwood Drive in Green Lea Subdivision in Ruckersville, VA, locked me in a room all alone with nothing but toys; initiated my speak stopping at 1.5 years old. - Nathaniel Green Elementary School: I was pinned to the floor by four to five teachers/counselors; my screams were tape recorded; got a red mark on my neck from that. - Principal tried to sit me on his lap in an attempt to molest; I jumped off and hid under a desk. - All of the court actions that arose, prior to moving to Chesterfield Co. - Providence Middle School: verbal bullying from a handful of students. - Dragged to Principal's office by the ankles for something I did. - Manchester High School: Mrs, Laurie Jones emptied my locker; I felt violated and squirmed on the floor. - Graduation time: I only got a Star pin for my grades; No Awards for my talents. Between that and leaving the Best circle of friends I ever had, along with leaving the Best days of my life behind, I shook no one's hand and cried a Lot upon receiving my diploma. Plus it was raining heavily that Graduation day. - Piedmont Virginia Community College: English Professor banned me from his class for overreacting and not comprehending the assignment, plus he had a thing against autistics, on my 21st Birthday. Really made me feel sad. - Some time after starting my Sweetheart Search, Mary Lee Walsh overreacted: her actions made it obvious that True Love was illegal in the state of Virginia, or at least Charlottesville. She banned me from PVCC to seek psychiatry and anger management before resuming to get my CADD degree. - Years later, after I apologized for making her out to be a witch, she Permanently banned me from PVCC. - Ongoing Sweetheart Search: Fashion Square: Damn Jerkops handcuff and drag me to their quarters for emotional hurt and abuse. - OSS: McD @ Wal-Mart: Manajerks piss me off on telling me my Search was Solicit-ally illegal; brought in a damn Jerkop; chased me off. - OSS: Target: More Manajerks piss me off on telling me my Search was Solicit-ally illegal; Jerkops dog piled, injured and handcuffed me; dragged me to their quarters. - PLace: Megan Schroeder toys my heart, cons me of favors from eBay shopping, my Sailor Moon Uncut DVDs, and a Zune. - Later would institute online hate campaign against me with Michael Snyder, Daniel Mimms and Lucas White. - Snyder bans me from the PLace in overreacting. - Makes it worse by setting up to become new "Manager", bringing in other nearby people with bribery, to have me and my mother arrested; spent an insane, emotionally abusive/molesting night in their jail. And the Court actions still go on. - Online: Numerous Trolling/Cyber-Bullying cons, blackmail, lies, deceit, treachery, etc., etc., etc. Tugging my heart strings to breaking points with theoretical girlfriends.

School Reviews

On 4 September 2013, his mind in the past, Chris gave reviews of the schools he has attended.

Nathanael Greene Elementary School: One star out of five.

4 September 2013 The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life, because they did not understand or care for Autistic People (High-Functioning or Otherwise)

Greene County Primary School: Four out of five stars (no comments).

Providence Middle School: Five out of five stars.

4 September 2013 It was the beginning of the Best Years of my life as I attended here. Mrs. Virginia Sanford taught me a lot, and she was a very inspirational woman and teacher.

Words of wisdom

On 5 September 2013, Chris shared the following photo:

Court update

5 September 2013 Finally got that over-with; no more freaking court dates related to that accursed Manajerk.

Kim queried:

Oh? How did things go?

Chris responded:

Suspended Two Month jail sentence for two years; I just have to be on Good Behavior, stay away from the PLace and You-Know-Who, and not talk about the bastard.

Rob Bell is Still a Wuss.

Kim:

Oh, well, sounds good. Good behavior will be a piece of cake for you.

REDACTED wrote:

Glad you got things going in the right direction, best thing you can do is keep putting the past behind you ans focus on the future and today.

Chris:

All of mine and my mother's charges were dropped from Felonies to Misdemeanors.

Reunion update

5 September 2013 Going back to the Reunion Topic, I have been emailed by a "Tyler Ellis" (possibly Jared of the same middle and last names, or an Anonymous Impostor). I have attached a screen cap of the sender's email address. In either case, our reunion, being planned by Ashley, may be threatened. "Tyler" mentioned an FB group, "F*** a Reunion Party", that I am aware of, stating they're planning their own Reunion party to coincide or compete. I remind everyone that it was Mia Adkins who took the original reunion planned for 2010 completely out of Ashley's hands and messed it up, or F***ed it up, in some people's terms. I feel this is of utmost importance; I do not want anyone absent from the main reunion I am rounding everyone up for. I greatly encourage everyone to continue spreading the word about our Reunion to everyone; help complete our Roster checklist. I will go to the group page, see if I can post the digital flier, and try to encourage everyone there to come and assure them it will not be "F***ed Up". I appreciate everyone's support. Thank you.

One of Chris's friends responded:

Christian, the Flick a Reunion Party was done couple years ago. Tyler Ellis did plan that. Only a couple of us came. It was just dinner and drinks. I'm sure Tyler wouldn't be a threat!

Chris replied:

Oh. Okay; I think that does confirm the sender to be an impostor then. Thank you, Sarah, for the informative comment. :)

Chris then posted:

I respectfully am making a retraction to my previous post. I Had found that F.A.Reunion Party Group page on another classmate's page, but on a search, I am unable to find it again. And the link provided in the email I had received from (Jarred) "Tyler Ellis" is (now at least) a dead link. I humbly apologize for overreacting the way I have. Sarah Susan Hearn has verified for me that the small party had already passed, so I am more positive of the sender of the emails to be a fake.

Word of Wise

Chris posted a link with the comment:

5 September 2013 Word of Wise: If you search Facebook for MHS Co2000, disregard the following Group; it is for the MHS in Jamaica.

Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart

She has crossed his line, and now I am out for revengence.

6 September 2013 I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" Manajerk, [REDACTED]; the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house. She obviously does not understand how critical and imperative it is for me to go there. I Shop for my Mother from there; it is Closer than the one in Charlottesville; GAS IS EXPENSIVE!!! She has crossed his line, and now I am out for revengence. Everyone should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has. She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch! If anyone is in the store and sees this woman, TELL IT TO HER FACE THAT SHE IS DISCRIMINATIVE TO AUTISTIC PEOPLE; THAT SHE IS A FAT BITCH; AND THAT HER LIFE WILL BE A MASSIVE CURSED LIFE LIKE SNYDER'S IF SHE AND HER WHITE-COATED ASSISTANT DOES NOT UNBAN CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IMMEDIATELY!!! AND MY MOTHER WILL HAVE A LOUD, AGGRESSIVE WORD WITH HER AS WELL IF THEY MEET. [REDACTED] is FIRED FROM LIFE!!!

Kenneth Englehardt replied:

What in the name of God are you trying to pull posting stuff like this???? Do a Google search and simply find another Wal-Mart.

REDACTED posted:

I think the biggest question is what did you do to get kicked out...and don't say you did nothing wrong cause that would be a lie.

Chris wrote back:

The "Man" and "Woman" want to bear down on the weak people they do not want to understand or care about; Autistic People are on the top!

Again, Anna tries to give him some advice:

Anna:

Christian, people don't just automatically know you're autistic. And they can't know automatically that you've had a rough day. In the world of neurotypicals, if someone acts aggressive (yelling or arguing) in a public place, they are considered a danger to those around them because they're unpredictable. Those of us who know you know that you're not dangerous, but people who don't know you are acting solely on the information they have about you, which to them is whatever impression you made upon them with your first interactions.

I think it would be constructive to bring your mother with you and sit down and speak rationally with her instead of blaming everything on her. Apologize for anything you did that she thinks was wrong, even if you don't think it was wrong. You'll really just be apologizing for making her upset, because I'm sure you didn't mean to. Then explain how important it is that you be allowed to continue shopping there, and promise that there will be no future incidents. I think that's probably the best course of action.

REDACTED then posted:

You have to wake up son! And grasp the fact that everyone is not out to get you. 99.9 percent of the world doesn't know you have issues. They see someone acting odd and they try to take care of the situation.

Anna replied:

To be fair, REDACTED, the majority of Christian's experience with the world has certainly made it seem like the world's out to get him. The daily bombardment he has received from people who hate him (but don't know him) for no good reason (since 2007!) has certainly been effective in creating the appearance of everyone hating him.

Chris:

To Kenneth Englehardt: I added an "H" and an "E" to an XBox One Standee in Permanent Ink while under anger from past issues.

I can't bring my mother in; she has had enough problems gone on; I am not telling her, because she is in a recovering mood after the court date yesterday.

REDACTED:

So you vandalized a display sign...your lucky that's all that happened.

Chris:

I got BANNED AGAIN! Do you NOT get it?

REDACTED:

I get it. You committed an arrestable offense but they gave you a break and banned you.

Chris:

that is NOT a break, being Banned; THAT is a Crime.

REDACTED:

Any property owner/manager/rep has the RIGHT to tell you to leave, tell you not to come back, or so on. And if you do not obey their wishes you can and will be arrested for trespassing. I know what I am talking about christian.

Chris:

They do not.

And if they do, they are most in the wrong, because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever.

After that, William Elliott Waterman tried to give him some advice, but it was brushed off.

Chris, that's not public property. You can't just go writing whatever you want on it. How would you feel if you were trying to sell PS3s and somebody wrote "POO" in front of the PS on your sign?

Chris:

Frustration is blind.

Felons, sweethearts, and Megan

6 September 2013 I am Not a Felon, so nobody has to have low respect for me and my mother, especially all who have not liked us before. And to all women who find Felons attractive, I am sorry for not being attractive enough. (See comment in matching post below in Timeline) Silent LOL. Meh, I am still most desperate for a woman to be my Sweetheart. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR, "You'll find that special woman"; "Every woman has specific tastes or are fickle"; "You're too whatever for them anyway". I have heard them all before, and I have had too many theoretical and Fake "Sweethearts to be" who all have taken me down emotionally too greatly. MEGAN SCHROEDER!!!!!! I still want my Sailor Moon Uncut DVDs returned to me from that Germanic Warholic Bitch. (Do Not Contribute Anything to the following Website; I am long awaiting its removal from the Internet) http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_Schroeder

William asked:

Can't you just...buy the DVDs again?

Chris answered:

It is a Matter of Principal! SHE CONNED THEM FROM ME!!!

Tiffany nostalgia

6 September 2013 And I still really miss and need to find closure with Tiffany Gowen.

Six Rules Regarding Autistic Interactions

On 6 September 2013, Chris commented on a link from Anna which she asked him to read. It provided advice for autistic people on interacting with others.

6 September 2013 I will read this more thoroughly, but I have read the bolded rules and the intro paragraph. I disagree on two of the rules: I personally really Hate being interrupted during a thought I am expressing. And in addition to looking for equal and better mental and emotional properties in my (female) Sweetheart than myself, her Looks and Beauty I feel are a must to be easy on the eyes. Especially in the face; pretty faces are great. Moderate to good body and minimum "B"-cup breasts are essential. If I did not have the fear of the Theoretical or Fake/Anonymous People online, I would have as many female friends as Richie Grecki has in his Likes Section. Hot Damn! I am not a prejudiced individual, and I do look for the inner beauty of women. Anyway, the Autistic Interactions Rules do reflect and agree to what I was trying to say in my 6-Part plus Extra Autism Tutorial LittleBiGPlanet Animation (PSN: Sonichu). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1mbTyKiqF8

Note: Richie Grecki is one of Chris's former high school classmates.

Quoting Anna

6 September 2013 Quoting Anna Elizabeth McLerran's perceptive comments to be best highlighted: "-People don't just automatically know you're autistic. And they can't know automatically that you've had a rough day. In the world of neurotypicals, if someone acts aggressive (yelling or arguing) in a public place, they are considered a danger to those around them because they're unpredictable. Those of us who know you know that you're not dangerous, but people who don't know you are acting solely on the information they have about you, which to them is whatever impression you made upon them with your first interactions."

More Tiff nostalgia

7 September 2013 Tiffany Gowen...Where are you? I feel so lost right now...

Chris on Power

7 September 2013 I sincerely feel that all Manajerks and the majority of those kind of people DO NOT have any "Power" at all And if they do, they are most in the wrong, because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever. This is because WE ALL are created Equal; we are all People; NO GREATER; NO LESSER. "Masculinity", "Maturity", Wheateverity; they are all Jokes! And as we are all created equal, we should treat each other Good, because mistreating each other as Bad only leads to Bad, and no one person really wants that. I have been mistreated for YEARS NOW; Mary Lee Walsh being the First to Provoke Me with nothing but Offensive and Mal Behavior that would only lead to me retaliating in respect. I would not treat people bad, unless I have been provoked First. Years of Bad Provoking from People All Over The WORLD, for No Reason other than Hatred or Laughs at my Expense or Boredom...It only leaves me in mistrust of others. I do not want that ever, but it has happened; my soul has been continuously scarred. My point is "Power", "Authoritative" or Whatever, is Fictitious, and to abuse an non-existent to hurt other people, especially those who have already been hurt, it is a crime. Banning People is a Crime. Online Trolling/Cyber-Bullying is a Crime. Abusing non-existent "Authority" and "Powers", are a crime. Just plain Not Being Nice to People is a Crime.

God Trolls Chris Yet Again

I am the true Christian, not you.

On 7 September 2013, Chris expressed his blasphemous outrage at God after he was caught scratching a woman's car by a jerkop. He also wishes that God would kill him very soon. It would also seem that Chris has slowly began to descend into a newfound life of crime ever since the incident in October of 2011.

Characteristic of Chris, he continues to pass the buck for his own blame, this time blaming both God and the woman he hit for being a "damn Smoker!".

7 September 2013 God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!

Brassieres For Males

Chris shared a link to the Facebook page "Brassieres For Males", a page dedicated to support males to wear sports bras.

10 September 2013 I encourage Everyone to show their support by wearing a Sports Bra, and encouraging the uncovered men to wear them as well. https://www.facebook.com/BrassieresForMales

PLEASE, Do Not Unfriend and Leave Me!!!

10 September 2013 We are all still a Family (symbolically, especially every Classmate of my Graduating Class to me). and when I see my Friend count Decrease, even by ONE, it seriously hurts me deep. Everyone who will remember me as the one who Cried and Shook Nobody's Hand on Stage at our Graduation. I was Really Upset. because I was being forced to leave my friends Every Friend I Lose it is Manchester High Graduation all over again for me. SERIOUSLY! I still deeply care a lot about everyone who cares about me as well, as well all of my friends and family. Our Millennium MHS Class. I consider everyone, regardless of current status. situation or whatever, and especially regardless of lack of acquaintanceship on my part. all My Family that I am looking to bring together in Good Friendship and for our Family Photo that is our Reunion.

Even worse, it is difficult to tell who left. It does not even come up in my Activity Log.

Someone responded:

Hey Christian -- it does hurt to lose Facebook friends and see that number go down. And it must hurt to re-live that memory over and over. But remember, we can't control other people's actions, we can only control ourselves. People will come and go. but the ones who matter most will stay. If that number goes down and you don't know who it was. then that person wasn't very close to you. No big loss! Please try your very best not to create associations between Facebook friends from high school and the hurtful memory from graduation. I know that is hard. but I think you will be happier in the end :)

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

On 11 September 2013, Chris shared a Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close".

11 September 2013 It is a touching and good movie to watch today. https://www.facebook.com/extremelyloudandincrediblyclose

Baffled

September 12, 2013 I am baffled! I get an email from one of my Closest Gal-Pals, Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram; she tells me, "I don't really know you". Is She Serious?! She, Tiffany Gowen and I shared a Home Ec class our Seinor Year; we ate lunch together on those same days. She made me feel better one day when I was feeling a difficult time. She came to my 18th Birthday Party. HOW could she NOT know me; we were Friends. - g feeling upset.

One of my Closest Friends.

Someone asked:

I wonder if she meant that so much time has passed, she feels like she doesn't know you anymore. Perhaps her memory is not as clear as yours!

Have you talked to her since graduation? Before now, I mean.

Fans are Weird, Part 1

On 17 September 2013, Chris received a Sonic Underground DVD, either from a fan, and rants about how people should send their gifts to him. He also links an Excel Saga video:

17 September 2013 Time Code: 18:00 - The Most Proper method to deliver a Gift to someone: In Person. Or otherwise, in their Newspaper Box is the Best Indirect Method. In Any Case, I agree with Excel, "Fans Are Weird." And to add, Crazy, Mental, Lack of Life, etc, etc, etc. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1thIup5cqVU&feature=share

Fans are Weird, Part 2

17 September 2013 Today, September 17, 2013, I found a DVD, which I assume was a present from a Troll or "Fan". It had been resting there for some time before I found it. I could tell that, because it had gotten wet from Rain. Let me make it clear: If you Really Want to make sure I get your Gift, even indirectly, Do Not Be So Careless. Not wildly on the Grass or Yardwide; Not on the Windshield of a vehicle. Put it in the Newspaper Box, or as some people have, have it shipped to my doorstep. Or even In Person would be well.

"Found Gift/Present" Gallery

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  It was a long time before I found; Look how wet it is

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  I could be under the amount of stress YOU DAMN TROLLS continue to put me under

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  You shock me by surprise

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  Thanks

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Fans are Weird, Part 3

17 September 2013 In any case, "FANS ARE WEIRD."

Toy Of The Year

Chris reposted a picture of his Lego High School set and proclaimed:

21 September 2013 The Lego Friends High School set should be the next Toy of the Year!

Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...

Chris uploads a new picture of Megan Schroeder, along with a rant, and several of him holding a Lego figure.

24 September 2013 Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing in eight years. Still the same as ever. Meh; German-Crazy; Camo-Red specs on. (Just received in an email from the Ex-Friend-turned-Troll of mine). The minifig I put togeter and shake well with the Witch and the Bastard perfectly matches her to an M and S. —

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The phrase "to an M and S" presumably relates to the idiom "to a T," alluding to the fact that her initials are M.S., like Michael Snyder, and her name starts with an M like Mary Lee Walsh.

Chris-Chan explains it all

27 September 2013 Attention, Everyone. There are grave misconceptions that I feel desperately require me to clear up, because what you may hear from other people are likely to be false, or have holes in their tales. Firstly, the ONE, and ONLY ONE, hand drawing I ever did of me and Megan Schroeder in what is of Internet Troll Knowledge on the internet as "Rule 34", of which they have written at rulesoftheinternet.com; involving porn. I will not be posting the drawing, nor will I ever share it with anyone. The original intent of the drawing was purely and true a wishful thinking piece between me and Megan. And More Importantly, at the time when it was originally drawn, and still would apply, it was a message, informing those damn Trolls and Bullies, who had mislabeled me the opposite, that I was in Full Fact a Straight Male; Heterosexual. Nothing degrading or offensive was meant originally by the art piece, plus her eyes were censored; one could figure any brunette woman was the subject. Megan wants to complain about ONE drawing against me versus Her conspiring the PLace employees, Daniel Mimms, Lucas White and the rest of the entire world to make my life a living Hell. The Encyclopedia Dramatica page was born Late October, 2007; the art was created AFTER she began destroying my Soul, Emotions, Heart, Mentality, and My Good, Clean Life!!! I later tore up the original drawing into many little squares and put them into an envelope, which resides in my scrapbook binder full of shamed past relationship art works. I have the factual story of everything has actually transpired years ago between me and Megan Schroeder. August 14th or 21st, 2004 (I'm not sure which; it was shortly after the Yu-Gi-Oh movie was released in theaters); I had been a long time player and fan of Pokémon (both video game and TCG). I became a bit intrigued in the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG, so I took it up as well. The very first tournament I went to at the Game and Hobby PLace; I saw her face, and I fell in love. Over Two Years, during our times between Pokémon League, Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments, and UFS TCG (Soul Calibur, Street Fighter, etc) events at the PLace, all I had been was Nothing but Good, Nice, and Loyal to her. I only touched her shoulder, hand and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive touches. I had not kissed her; she kissed my hand one time. I spent Hundreds of Dollars on her between gifts, and all of the things I bought on eBay for her; mostly Sailor Moon trading cards, all at her request. She even asked me to buy her a Zune, which I spent over 200 on at Best Buy. And how does she reimburse me for the favors and the Zune? NO Cash; Only "her merchandise" of collectible Anime Manga, a few DVDs, figurines, plushes, and a mix bag of Lego pieces. What did I care then? I was head over heels for that bitch. I bought the Uncut Complete Sailor Moon series on DVDs For MYSELF, then I burned the episodes onto DVD-Rs for her; MY Treat. Admittingly, I had one mishap on One episode in the SailorStars Season; I informed her about that. She declined my gift; she wanted the Original DVDs. H.o.H., I gave her my DVDs. This was still long before October, 2007. We also shared our own hand-drawn art pieces with each other; I drew her in Her favorite Red Dark Magician card, and comically me in my favorite card, Dark Magician Girl. All of these Good Things, and Freaking Loyalty! And how does she thank me in the end? Getting Mimms and Lucas to take my photograph without my consent, and her ditching me for another dude and PUBLICALLY Making Out with him to Shock me into mental paralysis that same Friday Pokèmon League Night! Then the following Friday, I get my Wii; I randomly decide to Google my name; BAM! The very first hate-filled web page against me. My mother and father had seen her talking with the PLace employees, hearing some parts of her conspirations against me. I had not fully comprehended her Queen Bee of the Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies activities until years later. Her conspiring with said employees also led to my being banned from the PLace. And NOW, she, with Mimms' help, wants to play the ONE drawing versus Total Life Devastation, Destruction, Creating the Worst Online Reputation (Against Me) Ever In This Earth's History! I ask you, who is the real monster here?

Posts by his friends

14,386,443 out of a possible 10

On 3 September 2013, one of Chris's friends wrote:

Stress level: 14,386,443 out of a possible 10. :(

Chris responded:

I hear that. I have a lot of stress in my life. If not the constant haunting of the Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, all of the individual mistakes I had made in the past greater than a decade (definitely within the recent six years), bad people being awful to me..., then the in person loneliness, the great shyness in Public, my freaking, accursed Autism...; they stress my blood pressure up, make me feel furious and angry, then I feel weak and faint. *ugh.*

8 VERY good friends

On 17 September 2013, one of Chris's new high school friends, Richie Grecki posted:

Sittin in a circle like that '70s show with 8 VERY good friends

Chris posted this the next day:

I wish I could do that now with all of my gal pals: Tiffany Gowen, Kellie Andes, Sarah Bevel, Molly Marie Quarles, Maranda Mitchell..., and to fill in the remaining three slots with my more current friends (still from High School): Sarah Susan Hearn, Ashley Abernathy Aviles, and Rebekah Bentley. If I could invite every other woman to the group, I would, plus Chris Rhodes, Matt Stufano, Brian Smart and Damien Coy.

Offline Schoolhouse Education

On 20 September 2013, Richie Grecki posted:

no matter what kind of mood i'm in, the commercials for EDUCATIONCONNECTION.COM will always make me laugh.

Chris replied:

"Get Connected! For Free!" Give me Offline, Schoolhouse Education for Socialization Practices Any Day.

Posts by Chris on others

Expand the blood vessels

On 18 September 2013, a certain Jamie and Adam posted:

Thanks for all the sympathy. Had some of the risotto at Jardiniere last night and felt so much better. Just glad I didn't spew on camera. -- Adam (For those who missed the story, it's here: http://bit.ly/17GT7Y2)

Chris replied:

Wow! I hear you, Adam. I too have felt stomach-ache, dizzy and clammy; the hours you have suffered it and toughed it out like you did, THAT was a major feat in itself. Did you try taking an asprin during that experience? Usually, for me and my mother at least, that kind of stress is brought on by constricting blood vessels. Asprin, among other OTC drugs and Rx, at least my mother says, is one that helps expand the blood vessels.

Homosexual males RUIN everything

On 21 September 2013, there was another Jamie and Adam post:

This made me laugh far more than I thought was possible. http://i.imgur.com/mimlRw5.jpg (from reddit) -- Adam

Chris disagreed:

Well, yes and no on humorous. The homosexual males RUIN Everything for the rest of us. "YMCA" and rainbows for starters, and I wish we could go back to when "gay" ONLY meant happy, as sung in the "Flintstones" theme song. Oi!

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