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{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}}
The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]]<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed "'''Hambeast'''" by the trolls. The images were posted to [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]]. According to the [[CWCipedia]], this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment it did not end with him obtaining any [[china]].
The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]]<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed "'''Hambeast'''" by the trolls. The images were posted to [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]]. According to the [[CWCipedia]], this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any [[china]].


In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''', while [[Chris and Hypocrisy|demanding she be made anonymous]].<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref> According to Chris, she worked at a bookstore in the downtown mall.<ref name="a" />
In a [[Captain's Log]] dated March 14, 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''', while [[Chris and Hypocrisy|demanding she remain anonymous]].<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref> According to Chris, she worked at a bookstore in the downtown mall.<ref name="a" />


==Background==
==Background==

Revision as of 13:51, 5 July 2023

I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.
Chris, lying.[1]

The two's company snapshots are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's[2] with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed "Hambeast" by the trolls. The images were posted to 4chan's /v/ on 15 July 2009. According to the CWCipedia, this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any china.

In a Captain's Log dated March 14, 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as Faeryn, while demanding she remain anonymous.[3] According to Chris, she worked at a bookstore in the downtown mall.[2]

Background

The date was partially a setup by trolls to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive, boyfriend-free girl. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris, she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris.

Chris later told Kacey that he got drunk and touched Faeryn, "a few times," and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him. Chris claimed that the failed date didn’t bother him at first, but only affected him after he sobered up.[2]

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