Pmurt

“	Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And immature. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.	”
Chris

Donald Trump
Nicknames	Pmurt A Mean One
Date of Birth	14 July 1946 (age 78)
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Race	White
Occupation(s)	President-elect of the United States Businessman

Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire and 2016 Republican President-elect Donald Trump. He initially pronounced it Murt, based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards, however in Eid, Pmurt, Eid, he pronounced the P.

On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Hillary Clinton. Following news that Pmurt had won the election, Chris has reacted by making multiple death threats against him, which is actually against the law.

Meaning of the name

This CWC-ism comes from a Facebook comment from 25 September (partially quoted above), in which Chris says that "Trump spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with hurt, and that Trump would badly "Pmurt" the US if elected.".

Reversing Trump’s name has twofold meanings. Firstly, names are particularly sacred to Chris; in his eyes, mocking anyone's name will severely degrade them — this article will establish that Chris has enormous distain for Donald Trump. Secondly, Chris has historically assumed that saying anything backwards induces subliminal stimuli — which he believe are enormously influential on the psyche and the physical body. Therefore, Chris may believe reversing Trump's name, in a negative context, might effectively alter his audience's perception of him. Beyond the random-access humor, Chris probably thinks his rendition of Trump’s name is a serious presidential objection for everyone to consider.

Chris continued using this backwards name in subsequent Facebook posts and videos.

Chris's news sources

On Facebook, Chris routinely browses pages on LGBTQ culture, such as Lizzy the Lezzy. In the wake of the 2016 election, many of those pages became inundated with articles written with a clear anti-Pmurt angle. Chris forms and reinforces his opinions on Pmurt based on those articles, rating many of them "Angry."

Examples of the pages Chris reacted to can be seen here and here.

It's likely that Chris simply skims headlines or opening paragraphs. The second example was taken one hour after Chris posted to a Lizzy the Lezzy comments section; given that he was also busy with responding to its readers, it is impossible for him to have thoroughly read the articles.

Chris has also cited an episode of The Simpsons as one of his major sources for being anti-Pmurt.

Interestingly, both Pmurt and Chris have been accused of sexual harassment.

Opposition to Pmurt

Chris is opposed to Pmurt becoming President for the following reasons:

On character

• He "is very spiteful."

• He is an "immature brat who mocks everyone."

• He "was a one-track tape, repeating himself on pat [sic] deeds that he was "proud"(?) of."

• He "puts down Women VERY BAD."

• His "Womanizing and raping actions."

• He is a male. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years" as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton to become president.

• He is "Not Valid to be president."

On the issues

• He "Wants the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so [he] would kick them all out."

• He has "ideals of cutting finances from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; they have to work too, you know."

• He "will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors and the Fat Cat Rich People, and Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below" and "Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt."

On issues relevant to Chris

• LGBTQ

Chris is especially paranoid in his belief that Pmurt and Pence "hate" the LGBTQ.

Chris has said he does "not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House." In addition, he said, "I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well."

However, he has been vague in explaining why any policies they might implement would affect him. Chris does not face discrimination in the workforce, or in society (at least not from being transgender).

• The tugboat

He will not give Chris a bigger tugboat, and Chris is worried that he might even try to sink it.

On 14 November, he stated:

they would drain money from SSI, making my mother and I closer to broke.

In truth, what makes Chris and Barb closer to broke is themselves.

Anti-Pmurt petitions

Chris has signed several online petitions in an effort to prevent Pmurt from assuming the presidency.

• A petition opposing the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment"

On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House. They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia... ...[The Russell Amendment] would reverse existing nondiscrimination protections for 28 million people in the federal contracting workforce. That means employers could fire someone or refuse to give them a job because they have a same sex partner, use birth control, are a single mother, are transgender or even simply don’t practice the same religion as their employer.

Of course, Chris erroneously supported this outrageous petition—probably because it disparages Pmurt and references the transgender community. It's unlikely he actually read or understood its contents.

• A petition calling on the Electoral College to disregard the election and install Hillary Clinton into the presidency

Chris also signed this petition, in the hopes that on 19 December 2016, the Electoral College would "ignore" the results of the 2016 Presidential election—since Clinton won the popular vote—and abolish the democratic process of the United States. This will almost certainly not happen.

Chris, wishing for Donald Trump's death

Death Threats

Chris's hatred of Trump is so great that he made four videos of himself role-playing acts of violence on Pmurt with Transformers, My Little Pony and Lego toys., including one where he destroyed a Transformers toy (Titans Return Sentinel Prime, priced at $24.99), further showing his lack of financial sense.

Timeline

On 9 November 2016, Chris began making several enraged death threats against the President-elect. He continued his tirade in the following days, in spite of the possibility that it could land him in serious legal trouble. According to United States code, a threat against the President-elect is punishable by a fine and/or a maximum of five years in prison.

Chris has gotten himself into legal trouble multiple times in the past, to the point that he has six misdemeanors on his record, with four of those stemming from assault crimes. He is also having financial trouble. Only time will tell how far Chris pushes his luck with his repeated calls for Trump and Pence to die.

9 November

• 3:28 am - Chris posts on Facebook that he wants someone to assassinate Trump with a sniper rifle. Chris's Twitter account automatically tweets the post. Throughout the day, many high-profile Twitter users retweet the post. Several Twitter users say that they reported him to the FBI and Secret Service.

• 3:39 am - Chris uploads a YouTube video depicting him smashing a Transformers toy in effigy of Trump, while screaming "die!"

• 3:40 am - Chris posts on Facebook again. He links to the YouTube video and says Trump "should Die now" before taking office. The post is also tweeted by his Twitter account.

• 5:15 am - The "sniper rifle" death threat disappears from Facebook.

• 8:30 am - An Infowars.com article, featuring Chris's death threat in tweet form, is published.

• 11 pm - The same threat disappears from Twitter.

10 November

• 4:07 am - Chris tweets the Infowars article.

• 4:23 am - Chris tweets that he wants his audience to join him in wishing death to President-elect Trump before January 2017.

• 6:53 pm - Chris again tweets to pray for Trump's death. He also prays for Vice President-elect Mike Pence's death. He then links to a petition from Credo Action, concerning the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment."

13 November

• 2:06 am - Chris uploads a YouTube video in which he uses Legos to role-play Mike Pence murdering Trump and getting arrested. He then holds up a sheet of paper, with the handwritten words (backwards and facing himself):

(Before January 2017) Die, Trump, die, or by illness, by Mike Pence's hand.

• 2:36 am - Chris posts on Facebook about being annoyed by leftover Trump/Pence campaign signs. It is unknown whether or not Chris will take down the signs himself.

• 5:06 am - Chris posts on Facebook, linking to the Infowars article. He then tries to justify his behavior by saying, "I'm not the only one who wants him dead."

• 9:17 pm - Chris posts to the Lizzy the Lezzy comment section, asking the readers to pray for Trump and Pence's deaths "before Thanksgiving." Many people respond, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail.

14 November

• 12:53 pm - Chris posts a picture to Facebook depicting Lego versions of Trump and Pence being executed by hanging, while handcuffed. The text on the photo reads:

Die, Trump, Die. Die, Pence, Die. We do not want either of you in office; jail for you both is unlikely; We, the LGBTQ community, do not want to lose our protection and rights

• 1:16 pm - Chris follows up by commenting that, since prison is "unlikely" and impeachment is "difficult" then "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil."

• 3:07 pm - Chris posts, saying "Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville."

• 7:30 pm - The execution by hanging post, and the associated comments, disappears from Facebook.

15 November

• 10:44 pm - Chris announces Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.

Chris on his death threats

Chris has attempted to rationalize his constant calls for Trump and Pence's deaths and to reconcile his violent attitude with him being "bothered" that he has to "resort to death wishing on Anyone."

After Chris suggested to the readers of Lizzy the Lezzy (a LGBTQ Facebook page) to wish death on Trump and Pence, they instead criticized him for saying such "stupid" things.

One person said, "wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison." Chris replied by saying that, with Trump and Pence in office, it would then be difficult to "impeach them and get Hillary in."

Chris has shifted on how he wants Trump to die. Upon learning of the election results, he wanted someone to kill Trump with "a sniper rifle." The next day, he asked God to do it. Days later, he wanted Mike Pence to murder him.

He also believes it's possible that Trump will die from old age before inauguration day, and that Clinton would not, since "Men die earlier than women."

Chris has considered the notion of Trump and Pence going to prison, but has concluded that "Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there?" He believes Trump should be jailed "for all of his sexual assaults and rape on women."

Unfortunately for Chris, he simply forms his opinions via skimming clickbait articles whose authors are highly biased against Pmurt. Due to his untreated autism, he does not attempt to do a more objective analysis. Instead, he has effectively become brainwashed on matters that he was not equipped to fully understand in the first place, to the point that he believes that "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil."

See Also

• Chris and English
• Death Threats

Sources

    People