Jessica Quinn

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Jessica Quinn
Information
Name	Jessica Quinn
Also known as	Jessie Little Miss Jessie Lovely Weather Diamond Melody
Gender	Female
Nationality	American
Race	White

Jessica Quinn is a white knight and Chris's most recent sweetheart. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 September 2017. Subsequently, after getting her Facebook account hacked and deleted (according to her), she broke up with Chris a second time on on 5 October 2017. She has been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015.

Identity

Reasonable doubt has been cast on Quinn's true identity. It is all but confirmed that this is not her real name, and that the account is at most a secondary one.

• Quinn's Facebook profile states that she lives in Orange, Virginia, a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in Ruckersville. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her Facebook friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias - a reference to DC Comics' Harley Quinn character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

• In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable. Chris is shown messaging Quinn, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!" Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering her lies.

• On 5 October, after their second breakup, Chris revealed a conversation he had with her that culminated in the breakup. In it, she mentions that her "real Facebook" had been hacked, casting doubt on her entire identity, and making it likely that Chris is oblivious of her actual name and Facebook account. In addition, due to the fact that she had only been using this account instead of her "real" one to converse with Chris, it is likely that she was never serious about their relationship.

Before Chris

Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a camgirl, based on the risqué photos she would post and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

Facebook friends

Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 July 2015. According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, followed. Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the Un-clit 2.0 episode, when she expressed her discomfort upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

As a sweetheart

It begins.

On 7 September 2017, a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single, Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler", subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a video in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = Lovely Weather; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her. One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

Based on their Facebook interaction on 10 September 2017, Chris appears to be less than enthusiastic about finally getting his sweetheart. Jessica seems to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy may be a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they planned to meet up on 6 October 2017. It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the Sonichu comic. The following day, he drew Quinn as a My Little Pony OC named Diamond Melody.

Second thing for right now: my Sweetheart and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

In October 2017, Chris invited Quinn to attend a MLP party - one intended for children - with him on the 7th, which she accepted.

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  Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.

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  Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.

Advice for Chris

Since becoming a sweetheart, Jessica has dispensed valuable advice to Chris, on topics such as how to handle the trolls.

Defending Chris

On many occasions, Jessica has defended Chris against criticism on social media.

On 11 September 2017, Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days earlier, to VimHomeless, in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the Planet Dolan crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.

After Chris revealed his new diet involving soy sauce and prunes, Quinn dissuaded Kim Wilson from giving useful health advice to Chris, arguing that he should not be discouraged from trying it, as "she's a big girl and can make these decisions on her own".

Fat fetishism

Many of Quinn's Facebook likes indicate that she has a fat fetish. She appears to be influencing Chris with it. While Jessica was his sweetheart, Chris drew a storyline for Sonichu 12 in which Rosechu gets fat. During his first Q&A video, he implied that the storyline was influenced by Quinn.

Quinn also encouraged Chris on his method for growing larger breasts, which consists of flavoring his already sodium-enriched food with soy sauce. The extra sodium simply adds water weight to a person's figure, giving the appearance of being fatter.

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  A screencap of Quinn's liked pages on Facebook.

First breakup

Chris makes excuses for his stalking of other women on Twitter.

On 26 September, Quinn broke up with Chris, changing her Facebook profile to say that she was single. Chris changed his to "It's complicated", dropping Quinn's name.

Chris posted on his profile,

Why did I lie? To protect from a truth?Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.

He then photographed and filmed himself crying, uploading the video in place of his Facebook display picture. In it, he whines:

Jessica, I'm so sorry. I don't want to lose you.

This video would once again be used for the same purpose during their second breakup.

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Quinn commented,

"You lied because you thought you could get away with it! You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡"

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  Chris's new profile image.

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  Quinn being comforted by others over the breakup.

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  Quinn is mad.

Back together

Chris notes that he will stop listening to LazyCast.

Five hours later, Chris and Quinn each changed their relationship statuses back to "It's been complicated" with the other. Chris then linked to LazyCast episode 10 (a podcast series with DoopieDoOver as a member) and claimed that he would no longer watch it, to which Quinn approved.

With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I'll hear; cutting my ties. I'm sorry for unsubscribing.

Thank you. You made the right choice.

Later, Chris unfollowed Doopie and Nowacking from his TwiSparLicious sockpuppet account and LazyCast from his Patreon.

It can be assumed that Quinn temporarily broke up with Chris because he had continued to creep on voice actresses over Twitter using the TwiSparLicious account. Quinn claiming to have screenshots of something, saying "it's someone who has been very clearly lying to me," and Chris and Quinn's commentary after getting back together, suggests this to be the case.

Second breakup

See also: October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again

Chris's screencap of a conversation between himself and Quinn shortly prior to the breakup.

On 5 October 2017, Quinn broke up with Chris again after claiming trolls from the Kiwi Farms forum hacked into her main Facebook account. This was allegedly as a direct result of Chris making his Kiwi Farms Q&A video.

Jessica then deactivated her Facebook page, to which Chris made two videos in response. In the first, he pleaded with Jessica to text him and explain what had happened, giving out his phone number. The second, directed to the trolls he believes to be responsible for the breakup, is largely an incoherent, anger-fueled tirade. In addition, a post was made on the Farms, in which Chris angrily lambasts the same trolls. Unbeknownst to him, members of the Farms were not responsible for the hack, and evidence is lacking to show that the hack did, in fact, actually happen.

Quinn angrily reacts to IMG 5424.

Subsequently, Quinn's account was briefly reactivated, in order for her to explain her reasons for ending the relationship, before being deleted once again. Chris's relationship status on Facebook remains "It's complicated".

Chris later posted a conversation between him and Quinn shortly before the breakup, showing that Quinn had instructed him not to interact with the Farms, in the fear that the trolls would in the process be given "an open invite to ruin [their] lives" and affect her reputation personally and professionally. He captioned the image:

You have the rest of your life to think about it. Goodbye 😠 - Jessica

He revealed that he thought he could trust the trolls in a post:

You think you can trust Some People, after some time has past, and they’re forgiven. But then, they Back Stab You Again!!!

Upon receiving consolation by Kim Wilson, Chris lashed out against her in a series of Facebook comments.

Chris then went to his mother for consolation, posting her response.

Jessica Quinn, if you read this message, from my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, she offers this wisdom unto you: “Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer, please, give Christine another chance.”

In his typical fashion, William Elliott Waterman made a completely irrelevant comment on a plush toy in the background.

Look at the pikachu. I used to have one of those.

This was proceeded by even more Facebook rants:

When your heart gets broken, you feel like you have only 24 hours left to live. You have More than That to live for!

Past the Assertive Phase; Now I am in the Aggressive phase. I wanna Beat a Frigging Internet Troll Up!!!

Chris then linked a video, "J. Geils Band - Centerfold", with the caption:

I am the Infamous Centerfold That EVERY STALKER FOLLOWS; Soo Intimidating to Everyone! Nobody wants to be around me, because of those bloody fans of mine. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He then added on in another post.

To Add to my Previous Post: This Is Celebrity Infamy Discrimination!!!

Finally, before retiring for the night, he changed his profile picture to the same video he used during the first breakup.

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  Chris rages at Kim.

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  Barb reacts to the breakup.

Just friends

The next day, on 6 October, a fake Jessica Quinn profile emerged, shared Chris's profile video and commented,

I'm so sorry Chris :( I'll take you back

After the post was discussed on Kiwi Farms, Jessica Quinn reactivated her Facebook profile.

She then removed most of the content from it, supposedly for the narrative of "damage control" from the "hack." Her status was changed to "single," however.

Chris then posted,

How I am feeling right now... Yep; I’m window-staring into the cosmos, and praying, pondering. My heart...

Quinn replied,

Christine, I'm sorry for all the madness this has caused. I want you to know that I do care about you which is why I reached out to you earlier through messenger. Anyone else like that person who posted under a fake account earlier is just trying to further mess this up. You know how to reach me and I'll be leaving this account up solely for you if you need to talk. I'm still here for you as a friend but I don't know how to deal with all of this.

Not long after the above comment, the fake account said,

I know I said we'd just be friends but I changed my mind. Chris, Id like to be your girl again :)

The real Quinn deactivated her account again shortly after.

She's missing out

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Relationship with Kiwi Farms

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the Kiwi Farms troll forum.

In April 2016, a Kiwi Farms user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user "Moonman's Son" leaked a private conversation between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.

There was an account created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted by moderators.

Gallery

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  Art by Chris.

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  How Quinn will appear in the Sonichu comic.

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  As a My Little Pony named Diamond Melody.

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  With Night Star.

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  As an Equestria Girl.

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  Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.

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  "Just remember, you're mine."

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  Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.

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  Quinn's Facebook, post-breakup.

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  Chris's Facebook at the same time.

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  Quinn's new Facebook profile picture after the first breakup.

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