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[[Image:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Chris's gal pals at his [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]]. From left to right: mystery girl, [[Kellie Andes]], Friend Brought Along, Miranda Joyce Mitchell, Sarah Bevel, [[Tiffany Gowen]].]]
[[Image:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Chris's gal pals at his [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]]. From left to right: mystery girl, [[Kellie Andes]], Friend Brought Along, Miranda Joyce Mitchell, Sarah Bevel, [[Tiffany Gowen]].]]


A '''gal pal''' or '''gal-pal''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for a female friend. Chris believed he had a lot of these while growing up, but in reality they were little more than acquaintances who let the autistic kid sit at their lunch table.  
A '''gal pal''' or '''gal-pal''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for a female friend. More specifically, it refers to a group of female acquaintances Chris had had during his high-school years.
 
Chris believed he had a lot of these while growing up. However, a middle school "friend" had actually been a pseudo-babysitter paid by Chris's father [[Bob]] to walk Chris to and from the bus stop,<ref name=natasha>[[Catherine E-mails#Natasha]]</ref> and high school "friends" had taken pity on Chris and either let him hang out with them at lunch or helped protect him from bullies,<ref name=october>[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking]]</ref> and had ultimately been arranged by Bob and the principal.<ref name=thetangalpals>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Gal Pals]]</ref> A popular rumor is that the high school gal pals were paid by Bob to act as Chris's friends, but this rumor has not been verified by either Bob or the girls.


Chris was hesitant about making friends with other males due to bad experiences with [[JERKS|jerks]]. He said, "in my autism test it was found that I get along better with women, well over men."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]</ref>
Chris was hesitant about making friends with other males due to bad experiences with [[JERKS|jerks]]. He said, "in my autism test it was found that I get along better with women, well over men."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]</ref>


This unbalanced approach to [[socialization]] perhaps contributed to his warped views on [[gender]] and him adopting rather [[tomgirl|effeminate]] traits and mannerisms (such as assuming the cowgirl sexual position in the [[sex tape]], or having a collection of [[My Little Pony]] action figures), unaware that what might be acceptable for girls might be considered outwardly taboo for guys. Some have suggested that he clung onto female acquaintances as a kind of surrogate mother-role to protect him from bullies, which matches up to his desire to be babied by a wife while he plays video games as a "stay-at-home dad"; because it's easier to count on others to look after him than to take up that responsibility.
This unbalanced approach to [[socialization]] perhaps contributed to his warped views on [[gender]] and him adopting rather [[tomgirl|effeminate]] traits and mannerisms (such as assuming the cowgirl position in a [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sex tape]], or having a collection of [[My Little Pony]] action figures), unaware that what might be acceptable for girls might be considered outwardly taboo for guys. Some have suggested that he clung onto female acquaintances as a kind of surrogate mother-role to protect him from bullies, which matches up to his desire to be babied by a wife while he plays video games as a "stay-at-home dad"; because it's easier to count on others to look after him than to take up that responsibility.


Long after high school ended, he developed feelings of [[nostalgia]] over it and the gal pal acquaintances, to the point where [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|he recreated a high school and several gal pals out of Legos]].  
Long after high school ended, he developed feelings of [[nostalgia]] over it and the gal pal acquaintances, to the point where [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|he recreated a high school and several gal pals out of Legos]].  


==From school years==
==From school years==
{{Protip|Do NOT contact or troll any of them.
They have since moved on with their lives and have nothing to gain by reuniting with Chris.}}
{{quote|A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|that awful picture]] he drew of [[Megan Schroeder|his friend]]. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved.| An unknown gal pal voicing her disgust after glimpsing into the madness that is Christory.}}
Chris had several gal pals in his childhood. One, Natasha Turner, was essentially a babysitter paid by Bob to walk Chris to the bus stop. Chris read too much into the acquaintanceship, not realizing at the time that the money Bob handed him to give her was for payment, and believed she was a legitimate friend.
Chris had several gal pals in his childhood. One, Natasha Turner, was essentially a babysitter paid by Bob to walk Chris to the bus stop. Chris read too much into the acquaintanceship, not realizing at the time that the money Bob handed him to give her was for payment, and believed she was a legitimate friend.


In [[Manchester High School]], Chris again believed he had many gal pals. However, their "friendships" with him had all been arranged by [[Bob]],<ref name=negotiation>[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> in a misguided attempt to help Chris socialize.
In [[Manchester High School]], Chris again believed he had many gal pals. However, their "friendships" with him had all been arranged by [[Bob]],<ref name=negotiation>[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> in a misguided attempt to help Chris socialize. The arrangement lasted up until Chris' birthday not long after graduation, after which the Gal Pals moved on with their lives, marrying and having children of their own.
 
Some gal pals however were willing to re-approach Chris for the high school reunion and out of pity, but were astounded and reviled at the person Chris has become, so much so that they actively avoided Chris.


===Sarah Hammer===
===Sarah Hammer===
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===Tiffany Robinson===
===Tiffany Robinson===
'''Tiffany Robinson''' is a former gal pal of Chris's from the days he lived in [[Richmond]]. She was Chris's first crush. In Chris's words, "we would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref> In 2021, Chris said that she lived "somewhere beyond Standardsville" [sic] and that he had a crush on her.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts]]</ref> Her current whereabouts or if she is aware of Chris anymore are unknown.
'''Tiffany Robinson''' is a former gal pal of Chris's from the days he lived in [[Richmond]] and was Chris's first crush. In Chris's words, "we would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref> In 2021, Chris said that she lived "somewhere beyond Standardsville" [sic] and that he had a crush on her.<ref>[[Warhol Tweets#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> Her current whereabouts, or if she is aware of Chris anymore, are unknown.


In 2008, early troll [[lordsillynipples]] impersonated Tiffany in order to catfish Chris into sending her a copy of his then-unreleased [[DVD]].
In 2008, early troll [[lordsillynipples]] impersonated Tiffany in order to catfish Chris into sending her a copy of his then-unreleased [[DVD]].


===Natasha Turner===
===Natasha Turner===
'''Natasha Turner''' is a former gal pal Chris met at [[Providence Middle School]]. They were next-door neighbors for a while, often hanging out at the bus stop near their homes. She was slightly older than him and a "good girl". For a while he had a crush on her until he saw her [[Tobacky|smoking]]: "That was It for me right there".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref><ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Messages]]</ref>
'''Natasha Turner''' is a former schoolmate of Chris's from [[Providence Middle School]]. They were next-door neighbors for a while. His father [[Bob]] paid her to protect Chris to and from the bus stop.<ref name=natasha></ref> She was slightly older than him and, in Chris's words, a "good girl". For a while he had a crush on her until he saw her [[Tobacky|smoking]]: "That was It for me right there".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Natasha Turner]]</ref>


In 2013, when his illusions over his high school gal-pals was finally shattered, it compelled Chris to reevaluate all his past friendships, and at some point, he was suddenly struck by the revelation that Natasha, too, had been "Hired Help". He remembered that his [[Bob Chandler|father]] had given him money to give to Natasha "as payment for her Friendship and Attention". He figured she had been a sort of babysitter whose task was to "protect me to and back from the bus stop". This recollection was a "major shock" to Chris. "I laid in bed and slept with the shock. Stuck in my [[dreams]]; reluctant to really open my eyes to awake". It reinforced his new suspicion that "my friendships might have been a lie".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref><ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Messages]]</ref>
In 2013, when his illusions over his high school gal-pals was finally shattered, it compelled Chris to reevaluate all his past friendships, and at some point, he was suddenly struck by the revelation that Natasha had been paid by Bob. He remembered that Bob had given him money to give to Natasha, with Bob directly telling him it was "like babysitter money". Chris [[Slow in the mind|had not understood]] why Bob was paying Natasha at the time, and wrote, "I remember my Father giving me money and asking me to give it to Natasha as payment for her Friendship and Attention. I didn't know why, at that time, but I Know Now." This recollection was a "major shock" to Chris. "I laid in bed and slept with the shock. Stuck in my [[dreams]]; reluctant to really open my eyes to awake". It reinforced his new suspicion that "my friendships might have been a lie".<ref name=natasha></ref>


===Kellie Andes===
===Kellie Andes===
{{main|Kellie Lyn Andes}}
{{main|Kellie Lyn Andes}}
{{quote|Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been.|Kellie's [[True and Honest]] opinion about her former client.}}
Kellie Lyn Andes is a former high school classmate of Chris and one of his crushes. She was one of the girls who attended his 18th birthday. Their relationship meant a lot to Chris, as he kept in contact with her after high school, giving her a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|mixtape]]. He called her weekly for around a year before giving up (the reasoning behind which is inconsistent).  
Kellie Lyn Andes is a former high school classmate of Chris and one of his crushes. She was one of the girls who attended his 18th birthday. Their relationship meant a lot to Chris, as he kept in contact with her after high school, giving her a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|mixtape]]. He called her weekly for around a year before giving up (the reasoning behind which is inconsistent).  


Kellie severed all ties once she found out about what Chris had been up to post-education, blocking him on Facebook after she shared a link to [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].
Kellie severed all ties once she found out about what Chris had been up to post-education, blocking him on [[Facebook]] after she shared a link to [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].


===Tiffany Gowen===
===Tiffany Gowen===
{{main|Tiffany Nicole Gowen}}
{{main|Tiffany Nicole Gowen}}
Tiffany Gowen is a former high school classmate of Chris. She acted as a compassionate friend, consoling him after his graduation meltdown.<ref>[[:File:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|DVD, graduation note 3]]</ref> She did the impossible, dancing with Chris during Senior Prom.<ref name="dvd5"/>


A decade after high school, Chris was determined to reunite with Tiffany.<ref>[[CWCki Forums#Re: Tiffany_Gowen]]</ref> His search ended in 2013 when he received emails supposedly from Tiffany (but most likely created by trolls) telling Chris that she was purposely evading him.
{{quote|I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with [Tiffany] and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find.|The unknown gal pal about Chris' obsession with Tiffany}}
 
Tiffany Gowen is a former high school classmate of Chris. She acted as a compassionate friend, consoling him after his graduation meltdown<ref>[[:File:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|DVD, graduation note 3]]</ref> and bravely danced with Chris during Senior Prom after finding out he took his mother to prom.<ref name=dvd5></ref>
 
A decade after high school, Chris was determined to reunite with Tiffany.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Tiffany_Gowen]]</ref> Of all the Gal Pals from his High School days, he was obsessed with Tiffany the most, according to one [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|e-mail]] from an unknown Gal Pal. Tiffany, who had a [[JERK|partner]] and least one child by then, was creeped out by this and avoided Chris on purpose after she became aware of his shenanigans. His search ultimately ended in 2013 when he received emails supposedly from "Tiffany" (created by Thetan, but based off of real emails from Tiffany herself) telling Chris to leave her alone.


===Sarah Anne Bevel===
===Sarah Anne Bevel===
[[File:Sarah and Tiff.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's photo of [[Tiffany Gowen]] and Sarah Bevel.]]  
[[File:Sarah and Tiff.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's photo of [[Tiffany Gowen]] and Sarah Bevel.]]  
'''Sarah Anne Bevel''' is Chris's former classmate at [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. She and [[Kellie Andes]] were Chris's lab partners in chemistry class. She sat with him at lunch and attended his 18th birthday party. She and her boyfriend were the only couple Chris was aware of during high school. "It was fun to just to watch them flirt with each other; I've could've learned from that, but my Autism and normal social phobias held me back then".<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 5]]</ref> He was interested in the fact that she broke up with the "Lucky Dude" sometime later.
'''Sarah Anne Ingram (née Bevel)''' is Chris's former classmate at [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. She and [[Kellie Andes]] were Chris's lab partners in chemistry class, sat with him at lunch, and attended his 18th birthday party. She and her boyfriend were the only couple Chris was aware of during high school. "It was fun to just to watch them flirt with each other; I've could've learned from that, but my Autism and normal social phobias held me back then".<ref name=dvd5>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 5]]</ref> He was interested in the fact that she broke up with the "Lucky Dude" sometime later.


In September 2013, as Chris was trying to recontact his high school gal-pals for the sake of the 15th annual reunion, he was baffled that Sarah claimed to no longer know him, despite having been one of his "Closest Friends".<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Baffled]]</ref> In October, trolls hijacked Sarah Bevel's identity and used her to inform Chris that his gal-pals had only acted like Chris's friends because "we felt sorry for him". This and further correspondence with "Sarah" caused him to turn against her. Having exposed Chris to uncomfortable truths, she moved onto his enemies list. In November he wrote a [[PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013|poem]] expressing his deep emotional pain "caused by the hurtfullest truth of close High School Gal Pal ("Hired Help"), Sarah Bevel. Total Adult, Condensating B---h". He even "remembered" that Sarah had questioned his heterosexuality back in high school.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Dead end of a life]]</ref>
In September 2013, as Chris was trying to recontact his high school gal-pals for the sake of the 15th annual reunion, he was baffled that Sarah claimed to no longer know him, despite having been one of his "Closest Friends".<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Baffled]]</ref> In October, [[Thetan]] hijacked Sarah Bevel's identity and used her to inform Chris that his gal-pals had only acted like Chris's friends because "we felt sorry for him". This and further correspondence with "Sarah" caused him to turn against her. Having exposed Chris to uncomfortable truths, she moved onto his enemies list. In November he wrote a [[PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013|poem]] expressing his deep emotional pain "caused by the hurtfullest truth of close High School Gal Pal ("Hired Help"), Sarah Bevel. Total Adult, Condensating B---h". He even "remembered" that Sarah had questioned his heterosexuality back in high school.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Dead end of a life]]</ref>


It appears that the real Sarah has discovered Chris's antics since high school, and is not impressed. On 19 December 2013, [[Kellie Andes]] shared a link on her [[Facebook]] for Chris's [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video. Among those who commented on the link was Sarah, with the remark, "Ladies, look what we're missing. :P"<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/gal-pal-facebook-update-12-19-13.2726/</ref> Sarah also apparently commented on a screenshot of Chris's [[Craigslist#Used Porn|Craigslist ad for used porn]], posted by Molly Quarles, with the comment "Well that explains a few things....."<ref name="Used porn comments">http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y505/bgheff/138736550810_zpsc03df10f.png</ref> And on 27 December, Sarah posted the infamous picture of Chris in his mother's underwear with the comment, "Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently 'spoons' with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all".<ref>[[December 2013 Facebook Posts#Mommy's Undies]]</ref>
It appears that the real Sarah has discovered Chris's antics since high school, and is not impressed. On 19 December 2013, [[Kellie Andes]] shared a link on her [[Facebook]] for Chris's [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video. Among those who commented on the link was Sarah, with the remark, "Ladies, look what we're missing. :P"<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140725112028/cwckiforums.com/threads/gal-pal-facebook-update-12-19-2013.2725/</ref> Sarah also apparently commented on a screenshot of Chris's [[Craigslist#Used Porn|Craigslist ad for used porn]], posted by Molly Quarles, with the comment "Well that explains a few things....."<ref name="Used porn comments">[[:File:Facebook - December 2013 - High school gal pals talk about Chris.jpg]]</ref> And on 27 December, Sarah posted the infamous picture of Chris in his mother's underwear with the [[Affair with Mother|prophetic]] comment, "Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently 'spoons' with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all".<ref>[[December 2013 Facebook Posts#Mommy's Undies]]</ref>


===Molly Quarles===
===Molly Quarles===
'''Molly Quarles''' is a former high school classmate of Chris. She was a cheerleader during Chris's Freshman Year. She shared a few classes with Chris. He remembered her as "a happy, giggly kind-of gal, and she was fun to be around". Chris recalled being paired up in a "dating match-up thing" held for Valentine's Day at Manchester High. According to Chris, it was "the ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]</ref> In October 2013, after the "Hired Help" news broke, Chris frantically sent a Facebook message to ask if she was a false friend as well (and was reported by a Facebook user in the process).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>
 
{{quote|What a creeper! :P| Molly, finding Chris anything but sexy in his porn video}}
 
'''Molly Quarles''' is a former high school classmate of Chris. She was a cheerleader during Chris's Freshman Year. She shared a few classes with Chris. He remembered her as "a happy, giggly kind-of gal, and she was fun to be around". Chris recalled being paired up in a "dating match-up thing" held for Valentine's Day at Manchester High. According to Chris, it was "the ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then".<ref name=CWCipedia>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]</ref> In October 2013, after the "Hired Help" news broke, Chris frantically sent a Facebook message to ask if she was a false friend as well (and was reported by a Facebook user in the process).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#PLEASE UNDO IT!]]</ref>


It appears that, like [[Kellie Andes]] and Sarah Bevel, Molly has also discovered Chris's antics since high school. In December 2013, Molly found Chris's [[Craigslist#Used Porn|Craigslist ad for used porn]] and posted a screenshot to her [[Facebook]] account with the comment, "Eeeeeew! I didn't need that mental picture. What a creeper! :P"<ref name="Used porn comments" /> Despite her disgust, she remained Chris's Facebook friend, which for Chris is the equivalent of the real thing.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Ex-gal pals]]</ref>
It appears that, like [[Kellie Andes]] and Sarah Bevel, Molly has also discovered Chris's antics since high school. In December 2013, Molly found Chris's [[Craigslist#Used Porn|Craigslist ad for used porn]] and posted a screenshot to her [[Facebook]] account with the comment, "Eeeeeew! I didn't need that mental picture. What a creeper! :P"<ref name="Used porn comments" /> Despite her disgust, she remained Chris's Facebook friend, which for Chris is the equivalent of the real thing.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Ex-gal pals]]</ref>
[[File:Miranda photo.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's grainy photo of Miranda.]]
[[File:Miranda photo.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's grainy photo of Miranda.]]
===Miranda Joyce Mitchell===
===Miranda Joyce Mitchell===
'''Miranda''' (or "Maranda") '''Joyce Mitchell''' is a former classmate of Chris. He described her as "a pretty girl, and... a big brain of my Circle of Friends".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]</ref> Chris met her during his junior year. In Computer Graphics class, they were partners and were required to design company logos for each other. Miranda thereby helped our hero out in his early website days with a redesign of the [[CWC's Pokésite 2|CWC's PokéSite 2!]] logo. This made Miranda the very first of his gal-pals to be exposed to the glory of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 10]]</ref> She attended his 18th birthday party, bringing as a gift "a planer [sic] with stickers".<ref>[[My big 18th party]]</ref>
'''Miranda''' (or "Maranda") '''Joyce Mitchell''' is a former classmate of Chris. He described her as "a pretty girl, and... a big brain of my Circle of Friends".<ref name=CWCipedia>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]</ref> Chris met her during his junior year in Computer Graphics class where they were partners and were required to design company logos for each other. Miranda thereby helped our hero out in his early website days with a redesign of the [[CWC's Pokésite 2|CWC's PokéSite 2!]] logo. This made Miranda the very first of his gal-pals to be exposed to the glory of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 10]]</ref> She attended his 18th birthday party, bringing as a gift "a planer [sic] with stickers".<ref>[[My big 18th party]]</ref>


Since then, Chris has been unable to locate Miranda on Facebook or anywhere else, no doubt to her great relief.
Since then, Chris has been unable to locate Miranda on Facebook or anywhere else, no doubt to her great relief.


==The illusion shattered==
==The illusion shattered==
On 30 October 2013, Chris posted on Facebook about a recent discovery that all of his cherished gal-pals from [[Manchester High School]] had only put up with him out of pity for him.<ref>[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking]]</ref>
[[Thetan]], a troll known for impersonating some of Chris's high school gal pals in communications with him, as well as for claiming to have been in contact with two of the real gal-pals, was heavily involved with the events below.


{{quote
On 30 October 2013, Chris posted on Facebook about a discovery that all of his cherished gal-pals from [[Manchester High School]] had only put up with him out of pity for him.<ref name=october></ref> According to Thetan, the email sent to Chris had been quoted from an actual email.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Fake Or Real Gal-Pal Emails?]]</ref>
|I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a lost little boy. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to his 18th birthday party.
 
|[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|An e-mail from one of Chris's "friends"]]
{{quote|I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a lost little boy. [[Affair with Mother|Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now]], but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to his 18th birthday party.|[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|An e-mail from one of Chris's "friends"]]}}
}}


At the end of October, Chris, having just discovered the truth, demanded an apology for their kindness.
At the end of October, Chris, having just discovered the truth, demanded an apology for their kindness.


He asked his [[mother]] whether or not his friends had been real, and she informed him that in fact they had been arranged by his [[father]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2046965</ref>
According to [[Marvin]], Thetan had fabricated a story to Chris claiming that the high school gal pals had been hired by Bob, and that Chris then asked his mother [[Barbara]] whether or not the story was true, and she claimed it to be true.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Thetan Saga]]</ref><ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#High School Gal-Pals]]</ref> According to Thetan, Chris told the story of Barbara's claim to [[Catherine|Catie]] in an attempt to elicit pity. Thetan further claimed in [[Kiwi Farms]] postings that she had asked two of the gal pals about the story, and that they allegedly made a vague reply about an arrangement with the principal with no further details, and Thetan wrote in her Kiwi Farms post that she didn't think payment was involved.<ref name=thetangalpals></ref>


In December, his high-school gal-pals became aware of [[Media:Cwcbraorig.JPG|the picture of him wearing his mother's underwear]], [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|the Mount and Do Me oral sex video]], and a [[Craigslist#Used_Porn|recent Craigslist ad]] where he put several dozen pornographic DVDs up for sale and posted negative comments about them on Facebook.
In December, his high-school gal-pals became aware of [[Media:Cwcbraorig.JPG|the picture of him wearing his mother's underwear]], [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|the Mount and Do Me oral sex video]], and a [[Craigslist#Used_Porn|recent Craigslist ad]] where he put several dozen pornographic DVDs up for sale and posted negative comments about them on Facebook.


On 5 November 2014, it was revealed on a [[CWCki Forums]] thread that the "betrayal" was fabricated by trolls, to get Chris to leave the real gal-pals alone.<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/</ref>
Even so, he refused to let go of them.


Years later, in February 2017, Chris reminisced about his [[high school]] days. In his rose-tinted view of events that had happened nearly 20 years prior, he recalled that he had friends who treated him well – conveniently forgetting that they did so out of pity after Bob and the principal had asked them.<ref name=negotiation></ref>
On 5 November 2014, it was revealed on a [[CWCki Forums]] thread that the "betrayal" was fabricated by trolls.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board]]</ref>
 
Years later, in February 2017, Chris reminisced about his [[high school]] days. In his rose-tinted view of events that had happened nearly 20 years prior, he recalled that he had friends who treated him well – conveniently forgetting that they did so out of personal and/or financial gain after Bob and the principal hired them.<ref name=negotiation></ref>


He then named several of those people and urged them to either apologize or befriend him again.
He then named several of those people and urged them to either apologize or befriend him again.
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The ONLY Way I will ever let their more recent deeds be forgiven is if they all genuinely want to be friends me again; at the least to take a few minutes out of their lives to apologize.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts##productofpublicschool]]</ref>}}
The ONLY Way I will ever let their more recent deeds be forgiven is if they all genuinely want to be friends me again; at the least to take a few minutes out of their lives to apologize.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts##productofpublicschool]]</ref>}}


==Post-high school gal pals==
==Adult gal pals==
Gal pals from after Chris graduated high school.
Female friends Chris made after graduating from high school. These women have been mostly indifferent to Chris's internet reputation, although Anna has sometimes taken an interest in Chris's e-fame.


* [[Anna McLerran]]
* [[Anna McLerran]]
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* [[The Wallflower]]
* [[The Wallflower]]
* [[Pokémon League friends]]
* [[Pokémon League friends]]
==Fan gal pals==
Women who befriended Chris as a result of his internet infamy. Some of these women are trolls as well, although (unlike the troll gal pals below) they interacted with Chris under their real names.
* [[Midnight Moonflower|Claire Garcia]] (alias Midnight Moonflower)
* [[Clare Porter]]
* [[Helena Fiorenza]]
* The [[Teen Troon Squad]]
* Two of the [[Praetors]]
* [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
* [[Fiona]]
* "[[Flutter]]"


==Troll gal pals==
==Troll gal pals==
Fake personas created by trolls to [[Manipulation|manipulate]] Chris.
Fake personas created by trolls to [[Manipulation|manipulate]] Chris. Most of these were played by ''bona fide'' women, but Vivian Gee was a creation of [[Clyde Cash]].


* [[Sarah Jackson]]
* [[Sarah Jackson]]
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* [[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]]
* [[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]]
* [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]
* [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]
* [[Kim Wilson]]/[[Emily|Emily Julia Schifflet]] (different identities played by the same woman)
* [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Emily|Emily Julia Schifflet]] (two different identities played by [[LoveYouLongTime]])
* [[Catherine|Catherine Sorrentino]]
* [[Catherine|Catherine Sorrentino]]
==Fan gal pals==
Gal pals who befriended Chris as a result of his internet infamy. Some of these women are trolls as well, although (unlike the troll gal pals above) they interacted with Chris under their real names.
* [[Midnight Moonflower]]
* [[Clare Porter]]
* [[Helena Fiorenza]]
* [[Teen Troon Squad]]
* [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
* [[The Suitress]]


==In the comic==
==In the comic==

Latest revision as of 16:19, 20 December 2024

“ My circle of gal-pals was the best asset and blessing anyone could ever ask for. ”
Chris, Autism Tutorial Part 3
Chris's gal pals at his 18th birthday party. From left to right: mystery girl, Kellie Andes, Friend Brought Along, Miranda Joyce Mitchell, Sarah Bevel, Tiffany Gowen.

A gal pal or gal-pal is a CWC-ism for a female friend. More specifically, it refers to a group of female acquaintances Chris had had during his high-school years.

Chris believed he had a lot of these while growing up. However, a middle school "friend" had actually been a pseudo-babysitter paid by Chris's father Bob to walk Chris to and from the bus stop,[1] and high school "friends" had taken pity on Chris and either let him hang out with them at lunch or helped protect him from bullies,[2] and had ultimately been arranged by Bob and the principal.[3] A popular rumor is that the high school gal pals were paid by Bob to act as Chris's friends, but this rumor has not been verified by either Bob or the girls.

Chris was hesitant about making friends with other males due to bad experiences with jerks. He said, "in my autism test it was found that I get along better with women, well over men."[4]

This unbalanced approach to socialization perhaps contributed to his warped views on gender and him adopting rather effeminate traits and mannerisms (such as assuming the cowgirl position in a sex tape, or having a collection of My Little Pony action figures), unaware that what might be acceptable for girls might be considered outwardly taboo for guys. Some have suggested that he clung onto female acquaintances as a kind of surrogate mother-role to protect him from bullies, which matches up to his desire to be babied by a wife while he plays video games as a "stay-at-home dad"; because it's easier to count on others to look after him than to take up that responsibility.

Long after high school ended, he developed feelings of nostalgia over it and the gal pal acquaintances, to the point where he recreated a high school and several gal pals out of Legos.

From school years

Protip.jpg
PROTIP:
Do NOT contact or troll any of them. They have since moved on with their lives and have nothing to gain by reuniting with Chris.
“ A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing that awful picture he drew of his friend. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved. ”
An unknown gal pal voicing her disgust after glimpsing into the madness that is Christory.

Chris had several gal pals in his childhood. One, Natasha Turner, was essentially a babysitter paid by Bob to walk Chris to the bus stop. Chris read too much into the acquaintanceship, not realizing at the time that the money Bob handed him to give her was for payment, and believed she was a legitimate friend.

In Manchester High School, Chris again believed he had many gal pals. However, their "friendships" with him had all been arranged by Bob,[5] in a misguided attempt to help Chris socialize. The arrangement lasted up until Chris' birthday not long after graduation, after which the Gal Pals moved on with their lives, marrying and having children of their own.

Some gal pals however were willing to re-approach Chris for the high school reunion and out of pity, but were astounded and reviled at the person Chris has become, so much so that they actively avoided Chris.

Sarah Hammer

Main article: Sarah Nicole Hammer

Tiffany Robinson

Tiffany Robinson is a former gal pal of Chris's from the days he lived in Richmond and was Chris's first crush. In Chris's words, "we would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days".[6] In 2021, Chris said that she lived "somewhere beyond Standardsville" [sic] and that he had a crush on her.[7] Her current whereabouts, or if she is aware of Chris anymore, are unknown.

In 2008, early troll lordsillynipples impersonated Tiffany in order to catfish Chris into sending her a copy of his then-unreleased DVD.

Natasha Turner

Natasha Turner is a former schoolmate of Chris's from Providence Middle School. They were next-door neighbors for a while. His father Bob paid her to protect Chris to and from the bus stop.[1] She was slightly older than him and, in Chris's words, a "good girl". For a while he had a crush on her until he saw her smoking: "That was It for me right there".[8]

In 2013, when his illusions over his high school gal-pals was finally shattered, it compelled Chris to reevaluate all his past friendships, and at some point, he was suddenly struck by the revelation that Natasha had been paid by Bob. He remembered that Bob had given him money to give to Natasha, with Bob directly telling him it was "like babysitter money". Chris had not understood why Bob was paying Natasha at the time, and wrote, "I remember my Father giving me money and asking me to give it to Natasha as payment for her Friendship and Attention. I didn't know why, at that time, but I Know Now." This recollection was a "major shock" to Chris. "I laid in bed and slept with the shock. Stuck in my dreams; reluctant to really open my eyes to awake". It reinforced his new suspicion that "my friendships might have been a lie".[1]

Kellie Andes

Main article: Kellie Lyn Andes
“ Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been. ”
Kellie's True and Honest opinion about her former client.

Kellie Lyn Andes is a former high school classmate of Chris and one of his crushes. She was one of the girls who attended his 18th birthday. Their relationship meant a lot to Chris, as he kept in contact with her after high school, giving her a mixtape. He called her weekly for around a year before giving up (the reasoning behind which is inconsistent).

Kellie severed all ties once she found out about what Chris had been up to post-education, blocking him on Facebook after she shared a link to For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV.

Tiffany Gowen

Main article: Tiffany Nicole Gowen
“ I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with [Tiffany] and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find. ”
The unknown gal pal about Chris' obsession with Tiffany

Tiffany Gowen is a former high school classmate of Chris. She acted as a compassionate friend, consoling him after his graduation meltdown[9] and bravely danced with Chris during Senior Prom after finding out he took his mother to prom.[10]

A decade after high school, Chris was determined to reunite with Tiffany.[11] Of all the Gal Pals from his High School days, he was obsessed with Tiffany the most, according to one e-mail from an unknown Gal Pal. Tiffany, who had a partner and least one child by then, was creeped out by this and avoided Chris on purpose after she became aware of his shenanigans. His search ultimately ended in 2013 when he received emails supposedly from "Tiffany" (created by Thetan, but based off of real emails from Tiffany herself) telling Chris to leave her alone.

Sarah Anne Bevel

Chris's photo of Tiffany Gowen and Sarah Bevel.

Sarah Anne Ingram (née Bevel) is Chris's former classmate at Manchester High. She and Kellie Andes were Chris's lab partners in chemistry class, sat with him at lunch, and attended his 18th birthday party. She and her boyfriend were the only couple Chris was aware of during high school. "It was fun to just to watch them flirt with each other; I've could've learned from that, but my Autism and normal social phobias held me back then".[10] He was interested in the fact that she broke up with the "Lucky Dude" sometime later.

In September 2013, as Chris was trying to recontact his high school gal-pals for the sake of the 15th annual reunion, he was baffled that Sarah claimed to no longer know him, despite having been one of his "Closest Friends".[12] In October, Thetan hijacked Sarah Bevel's identity and used her to inform Chris that his gal-pals had only acted like Chris's friends because "we felt sorry for him". This and further correspondence with "Sarah" caused him to turn against her. Having exposed Chris to uncomfortable truths, she moved onto his enemies list. In November he wrote a poem expressing his deep emotional pain "caused by the hurtfullest truth of close High School Gal Pal ("Hired Help"), Sarah Bevel. Total Adult, Condensating B---h". He even "remembered" that Sarah had questioned his heterosexuality back in high school.[13]

It appears that the real Sarah has discovered Chris's antics since high school, and is not impressed. On 19 December 2013, Kellie Andes shared a link on her Facebook for Chris's For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV video. Among those who commented on the link was Sarah, with the remark, "Ladies, look what we're missing. :P"[14] Sarah also apparently commented on a screenshot of Chris's Craigslist ad for used porn, posted by Molly Quarles, with the comment "Well that explains a few things....."[15] And on 27 December, Sarah posted the infamous picture of Chris in his mother's underwear with the prophetic comment, "Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently 'spoons' with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all".[16]

Molly Quarles

“ What a creeper! :P ”
Molly, finding Chris anything but sexy in his porn video

Molly Quarles is a former high school classmate of Chris. She was a cheerleader during Chris's Freshman Year. She shared a few classes with Chris. He remembered her as "a happy, giggly kind-of gal, and she was fun to be around". Chris recalled being paired up in a "dating match-up thing" held for Valentine's Day at Manchester High. According to Chris, it was "the ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then".[17] In October 2013, after the "Hired Help" news broke, Chris frantically sent a Facebook message to ask if she was a false friend as well (and was reported by a Facebook user in the process).[18]

It appears that, like Kellie Andes and Sarah Bevel, Molly has also discovered Chris's antics since high school. In December 2013, Molly found Chris's Craigslist ad for used porn and posted a screenshot to her Facebook account with the comment, "Eeeeeew! I didn't need that mental picture. What a creeper! :P"[15] Despite her disgust, she remained Chris's Facebook friend, which for Chris is the equivalent of the real thing.[19]

Chris's grainy photo of Miranda.

Miranda Joyce Mitchell

Miranda (or "Maranda") Joyce Mitchell is a former classmate of Chris. He described her as "a pretty girl, and... a big brain of my Circle of Friends".[17] Chris met her during his junior year in Computer Graphics class where they were partners and were required to design company logos for each other. Miranda thereby helped our hero out in his early website days with a redesign of the CWC's PokéSite 2! logo. This made Miranda the very first of his gal-pals to be exposed to the glory of Sonichu.[20] She attended his 18th birthday party, bringing as a gift "a planer [sic] with stickers".[21]

Since then, Chris has been unable to locate Miranda on Facebook or anywhere else, no doubt to her great relief.

The illusion shattered

Thetan, a troll known for impersonating some of Chris's high school gal pals in communications with him, as well as for claiming to have been in contact with two of the real gal-pals, was heavily involved with the events below.

On 30 October 2013, Chris posted on Facebook about a discovery that all of his cherished gal-pals from Manchester High School had only put up with him out of pity for him.[2] According to Thetan, the email sent to Chris had been quoted from an actual email.[22]

“ I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a lost little boy. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to his 18th birthday party. ”
An e-mail from one of Chris's "friends"

At the end of October, Chris, having just discovered the truth, demanded an apology for their kindness.

According to Marvin, Thetan had fabricated a story to Chris claiming that the high school gal pals had been hired by Bob, and that Chris then asked his mother Barbara whether or not the story was true, and she claimed it to be true.[23][24] According to Thetan, Chris told the story of Barbara's claim to Catie in an attempt to elicit pity. Thetan further claimed in Kiwi Farms postings that she had asked two of the gal pals about the story, and that they allegedly made a vague reply about an arrangement with the principal with no further details, and Thetan wrote in her Kiwi Farms post that she didn't think payment was involved.[3]

In December, his high-school gal-pals became aware of the picture of him wearing his mother's underwear, the Mount and Do Me oral sex video, and a recent Craigslist ad where he put several dozen pornographic DVDs up for sale and posted negative comments about them on Facebook.

Even so, he refused to let go of them.

On 5 November 2014, it was revealed on a CWCki Forums thread that the "betrayal" was fabricated by trolls.[25]

Years later, in February 2017, Chris reminisced about his high school days. In his rose-tinted view of events that had happened nearly 20 years prior, he recalled that he had friends who treated him well – conveniently forgetting that they did so out of personal and/or financial gain after Bob and the principal hired them.[5]

He then named several of those people and urged them to either apologize or befriend him again.

“ #JoshuaMartinez, #TiffanyGowen, #SarahBevelIngram, #KellieAndes

The ONLY Way I will ever let their more recent deeds be forgiven is if they all genuinely want to be friends me again; at the least to take a few minutes out of their lives to apologize.[26]

”

Adult gal pals

Female friends Chris made after graduating from high school. These women have been mostly indifferent to Chris's internet reputation, although Anna has sometimes taken an interest in Chris's e-fame.

Fan gal pals

Women who befriended Chris as a result of his internet infamy. Some of these women are trolls as well, although (unlike the troll gal pals below) they interacted with Chris under their real names.

Troll gal pals

Fake personas created by trolls to manipulate Chris. Most of these were played by bona fide women, but Vivian Gee was a creation of Clyde Cash.

In the comic

Gallery

  • Gal Pals 1

  • Gal Pals 2

  • Gal Pals 3

  • From left to right: unnamed friend, Miranda Joyce Mitchell (in black), Sarah Anne Bevel (in green), and Tiffany Gowen.

  • LEGO Sarah Bevel, made shortly before her betrayal.

  • LEGO Molly Quarles.

  • LEGO "Maranda" Mitchell.

  • The ModNation Racers version: "cute, sassy, serious".

See also

References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Catherine E-mails#Natasha
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Gal Pals
  4. ↑ Autism Tutorial Part 5
  5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
  6. ↑ Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life
  7. ↑ Warhol Tweets#Chris larps as his younger self
  8. ↑ Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Natasha Turner
  9. ↑ DVD, graduation note 3
  10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 5
  11. ↑ CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Tiffany_Gowen
  12. ↑ September 2013 Facebook Posts#Baffled
  13. ↑ Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Dead end of a life
  14. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20140725112028/cwckiforums.com/threads/gal-pal-facebook-update-12-19-2013.2725/
  15. ↑ 15.0 15.1 File:Facebook - December 2013 - High school gal pals talk about Chris.jpg
  16. ↑ December 2013 Facebook Posts#Mommy's Undies
  17. ↑ 17.0 17.1 Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)
  18. ↑ October 2013 Facebook Posts#PLEASE UNDO IT!
  19. ↑ Catherine E-mails#Ex-gal pals
  20. ↑ Jackie E-mails 10
  21. ↑ My big 18th party
  22. ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Fake Or Real Gal-Pal Emails?
  23. ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Thetan Saga
  24. ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#High School Gal-Pals
  25. ↑ CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board
  26. ↑ February 2017 Facebook Posts##productofpublicschool
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