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{{quote|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had a good number of women friends in my lifetime. They cared and respected me; they were ALL honest and good to me. Most of what my Trolls say when they DARE to drag their names through the mud with mine are Lies or Exaggerations. I am here to set the records straight.|Chris on his past gal-pals and sweethearts.}} | {{quote|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had a good number of women friends in my lifetime. They cared and respected me; they were ALL honest and good to me. Most of what my Trolls say when they DARE to drag their names through the mud with mine are Lies or Exaggerations. I am here to set the records straight.|Chris on his past gal-pals and sweethearts.}} | ||
For less than two decades, Chris was desperate to lose his moniker of "[[Virgin with rage]]". While most ladies swoon with his to-the-point sign, and often times | For less than two decades, Chris was desperate to lose his moniker of "[[Virgin with rage]]". While most ladies swoon with his to-the-point sign, and often times inappropriate advances on them, others threw themselves at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he was. In the latter scenario, Chris was ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life. | ||
This article '''lists''' all of the women and men that Chris had seen as potential | This article '''lists''' all of the women and men that Chris had seen as potential candidates to finally completing his search for a sweetheart. | ||
==Key== | |||
Every entry listed in this article is split into 3 separate categories: | |||
#Sweethearts-to-be | <!--Editor's Note:Anything that doesn't fit any of these three categories doesn't belong on this page.--> | ||
#Catfishers | |||
#Fabricated- | #'''Sweethearts-to-be''' - Candidates that Chris had seen as potential sweethearts that weren't troll personas, most of which had shown no affection back towards him. | ||
==The Women and Men in Chris's Life== | #'''Catfishers''' - Personas that were created by trolls, pretending to pursue a relationship with Chris | ||
#'''Fabricated''' - Lovers that Chris had made up. | |||
==The Women (and Men) in Chris's Life== | |||
===[[Sarah Hammer]]=== | ===[[Sarah Hammer]]=== | ||
[[Image:0715-ChristianWSarahcropped.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | [[Image:0715-ChristianWSarahcropped.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | ||
Sarah was the first person that Chris tried to bond with, as well as Chris' first manipulator, even before [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]]. Once a [[gal-pal]] of his, '''Sarah Hammer''' was a childhood "friend" of Chris who tricked him into crawling into a tight, dark, cobweb-infested space, and tried to convince him to eat a honeysuckle. Her relationship with another lover was also part of the reason as to why Chris began his [[Love Quest]]. When [[Wes Iseli]] started dating her, Chris felt there was a romantic rivalry between the two of them, even though Sarah had little concern about Chris at the time. Wes, enviously, barely even knew Chris. His pursuit of Sarah came to an end when she got married (Chris was not invited to the wedding, but attended "[[Sonichu 5|in spirit]]") and he found [[Megan Schroeder|another girl to crush over]]. | |||
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===[[Tiffany Robinson]]=== | |||
Tiffany is a former gal pal of Chris's from the days he lived in [[Richmond]], and was Chris's first crush. In Chris's words, "we would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref> In 2021, Chris said that she lived "somewhere beyond Standardsville" [sic] and that he had a crush on her.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts]]</ref> Her current whereabouts, or if she is aware of Chris anymore, are unknown. | |||
===[[Natasha Turner]]=== | |||
Natasha is a former gal pal Chris met at [[Providence Middle School]]. They were next-door neighbors for a while, often hanging out at the bus stop near their homes. She was slightly older than him and a "good girl". For a while he had a crush on her until he saw her [[Tobacky|smoking]]: "That was It for me right there".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref><ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Messages]]</ref> | |||
===[[Laura Beth Dorazio|Laura]]=== | ===[[Laura Beth Dorazio|Laura]]=== | ||
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During his sophomore year, Chris began pursuing '''Laura Dorazio''', a cheerleader. Laura was Chris's first major [[high school]] crush. Despite being told that she merely saw him as a "friend", Chris's infatuation would continue even after graduating high school; he habitually pored over old yearbooks with pictures of her. In several ways, his feelings towards her foreshadowed behaviors he'd show with many of the candidates that appear later on this list. Chris appeared to have taken no for an answer, but still obsessed over her, mentioning her in several future videos and comics. | |||
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===[[Kellie Andes|Kellie]]=== | ===[[Kellie Andes|Kellie]]=== | ||
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'''Kellie Andes''' was another high school crush of Chris's starting in his sophomore year, being Chris's lab partner in his chemistry class. Chris considers her to be his "High School Sweetheart", and believed that he had a shot with her, but blew it as a result of [[Naive|naïveté]]. Unlike most other high school gal-pals, Chris was able to continue contact with Kellie for an entire year after graduating. The stories as to what came of this are highly conflicting, but Chris would attempt to call her weekly in vain. | |||
'''Kellie Andes''' was another high school crush of Chris's starting in his sophomore year, being Chris's lab partner in his chemistry class. Chris considers her to be his "High School Sweetheart", and believed that he had a shot with her, but blew it as a result of [[Naive|naïveté]] or general inattentiveness with proposing to her. Unlike most other high school gal-pals, Chris was able to continue contact with Kellie for an entire year after graduating. The stories as to what came of this are highly conflicting, but Chris would attempt to call her weekly in vain. Despite Chris's belief that he had a "shot" with her, he stood no chance whatsoever. Kellie had already been happily married to a [[JERK|firefighter]] with two children. Kellie cut off all ties from Chris as soon as she discovered the video where Chris [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|simulates licking Jackie's vagina]]. | |||
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===[[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]=== | ===[[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]=== | ||
[[File:Tiffany.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | [[File:Tiffany.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | ||
'''Tiffany Gowen''' was yet another High School gal-pal that Chris | '''Tiffany Gowen''' was yet another High School gal-pal that Chris developed feelings for. Compared to other high-school gal pals, Tiffany has shown the most compassion towards Chris. Chris sat at her lunch table everyday and she attended his [[My_big_18th_party|18th birthday party]]. After learning that Chris brought his [[Barb|mom]] to prom as his date, Tiffany asked Chris to dance out of pity, as well as being the only student to console him during his graduation. All of this kindness directed towards him made Chris consider Tiffany to be a potential sweetheart. Like most of his other gal pals at the time, communication between the two ended after high school. Despite this, Chris was still convinced that were they to meet again he would have a shot. Chris expands on these fantasies in "[[The High School Story]]" about the prom dance with genderswapped counterparts of Tiffany and himself, which is followed by the cross gendered Tiffany proposing marriage. Efforts by Chris to track down Tiffany had intensified by 2013, up until the troll [[Thetan]] had impersonated several high-school gal-pals and convinced him that there were no mutual feelings between the two of them. | ||
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===[[Sarah Anne Bevel]]=== | |||
'''Sarah Anne Bevel''' is a former gal-pal who was classmates with Chris at high school. She and Kellie were Chris's lab partners in chemistry class, sat with him at lunch, and attended his 18th birthday party. Sarah and her boyfriend were the only couple Chris was aware of during high school, who stated that "It was fun to just to watch them flirt with each other; I've could've learned from that, but my Autism and normal social phobias held me back then."<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 5]]</ref> Like his other school gal-pals, he lost contact with Sarah after graduating, with her even stating she no longer knew Chris when he tried to recontact her years later.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Baffled]]</reF> Eventually, Sarah (really Thetan in disguise) informed Chris that his gal-pals had only acted like Chris's friends because "we felt sorry for him", in an attempt to try and get Chris to leave her alone. | |||
===[[Molly Quarles]]=== | |||
Molly is a former high school classmate of Chris. She was a cheerleader during Chris's Freshman Year. She shared a few classes with Chris. He remembered her as "a happy, giggly kind-of gal, and she was fun to be around". Chris recalled being paired up in a "dating match-up thing" held for Valentine's Day at Manchester High. According to Chris, it was "the ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]</ref> | |||
===[[Anna McLerran|Anna]]=== | |||
[[File:Anamc.jpg|thumb|100px|left]] | |||
'''Anna McLerran''' was an employee of the PacSun at Fashion Square Mall, who became a gal-pal of Chris by [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|sheer chance]]. Although she had no romantic feelings towards Chris, rejecting his advances by telling him she was a Morman and a lesbian, Anna became one of Chris's longest-lasting friends and [[white knights]] to date. | |||
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===[[Hanna]]=== | ===[[Hanna]]=== | ||
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Hanna was one of the first incidents of Chris being lured in by a fake sweetheart as well the first woman Chris had ever dated. A Starbucks employee at the Fashion Square Mall, Chris's interactions with '''Hanna "Fandanna"''' predate even the incident in which the Man In the Pickle Suit stole Emily. Initially keeping Hanna's identity anonymous, Chris detailed his encounter with her in one of his [[MySpace]] posts. An acquaintance of [[Anna McLerran]], Hanna had asked Chris out on a date. After the date, Anna told Chris that Hanna was messing with him, to which Hanna would admit, dropping Chris's [[Heart Level]] down to 15%; this was a severe tumble from its recent gains from 20% to 100%. Chris claimed in a chat with [[Vivian Gee]] that he had let out a big "NO" while on his knees, which would prompt [[jerkops|mall officers]] to temporarily kick him out of the [[mall]]. | |||
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===[[Lindsay]]=== | ===[[Lindsay]]=== | ||
[[File:Lindsaykane.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | [[File:Lindsaykane.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | ||
'''Lindsay Kaye''' was a woman that Chris had met on [[MySpace]] who, like Chris, had attended PVCC. | |||
'''Lindsay Kaye''' was a woman that Chris had met on [[MySpace]] who, like Chris, had attended [[PVCC]]. She was rather friendly to Chris and was open with him about her personal life, making Chris believe he actually had a chance with her. Chris would try to meet with Lindsay multiple times but due to her actually having a life, she was unable (or unwilling) to show up. Chris would eventually give up after six weeks of pursuing her and continue his love quest elsewhere. | |||
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===[[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]=== | ===[[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]=== | ||
[[File:ChrisAndMeganUnpixelated.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | [[File:ChrisAndMeganUnpixelated.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | ||
'''Megan Schroeder''' is possibly the epitome of the term "sweetheart". The “love story” began between her and Chris around [[2004]], and | |||
'''Megan Schroeder''' is possibly the epitome of the term "sweetheart". The “love story” began between her and Chris around [[2004]], when Chris met her at the [[GAMe PLACe]]. Both being into card games, the two naturally formed a sort of friendship. Megan would ask Chris to [[ebay|buy several things]] for her in emails, to which Chris would happily oblige. Chris took an interest in fandoms that Megan was into, such as [[My Little Pony]] and [[anime]]. All seemed well even amidst Megan's discomfort and constantly reminding Chris to keep his hands off of her. Things would take a turn for the worse in late [[2005]] to [[2006]] when he grew more obsessed with Megan, [[Sailor Megtune|putting her in his comics]] and making inappropriate advances on her. Both of these things greatly upset Megan, which lead to Chris reconning her from the comic. Things would come crashing down one summer day in 2007, when some [[Manajerk|moderators]] on the [[PlayStation]] website decided to play [[Kick the Autistic]] and cheat Chris out of [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|a contest]] in which he had hoped would tie the knot with her once and for all. Chris's anger at his loss, wishing harm on the 1st place winner's family, combined with [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|certain other actions]], somehow drove Megan away, as well as any chance at winning back her heart. | |||
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===[[Lori Lopez|Lori]]=== | ===[[Lori Lopez|Lori]]=== | ||
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[[Joshua Martinez]] roleplayed as a Latin American/Spanish girl, '''Lori Lopez''', who Chris met through [[MySpace]], in November 2007, making her (him) the first person to catfish Chris online. Not much is known about Chris's relationship with Lori during their short time together. Joshua attempted to catfish Chris again with the persona [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. | |||
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===[[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]=== | ===[[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]=== | ||
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A girl Chris met online around August 2008. She was the first to introduce a character for the [[Sonichu]] | |||
A girl Chris met online around [[August 2008]]. She was the first to introduce a character for the [[Sonichu comics]]. Things went swimmingly between the two until Chris began having suspicions about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his [[medallion|medallions]], Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.) | |||
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===[[Sarah Jackson]]=== | ===[[Sarah Jackson]]=== | ||
[[File:TheRealSarahJackson.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | [[File:TheRealSarahJackson.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | ||
'''Sarah Jackson''' met Chris after her sister Rose, who is autistic, had discovered his [[Sonichu]] | |||
'''Sarah Jackson''' met Chris after her sister Rose, who is autistic, had discovered his [[Sonichu comics]]. She met Chris around the same time he was pursuing a relationship with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by [[Optimus Prime|a truck hitting her]]. | |||
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===[[Jessie Ruddy|Jessie]]=== | ===[[Jessie Ruddy|Jessie]]=== | ||
[[File:JessieRuddy.jpg|thumb|left| | [[File:JessieRuddy.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | ||
'''Jessica "Jessie" Ruddy''' was a troll gal-pal created in September 2008, | '''Jessica "Jessie" Ruddy''' was a troll gal-pal created in [[September 2008]], who Chris had met in a chat. Very little is actually known about Jessie, or the troll behind her, outside of her alleged interactions with Chris which have been shared in a [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|talk page]] on this website. | ||
Jessie was later mentioned in a video which was directed towards Ivy, which showcased some of Chris's past sweethearts. In the description of that video, she is listed as "Woman #3" among a list of 5 women he's previously considered his "sweetheart". | Jessie was later mentioned in a video which was directed towards [[Ivy]], which showcased some of Chris's past sweethearts. In the description of that video, she is listed as "Woman #3" among a list of 5 women he's previously considered his "sweetheart". | ||
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===[[Chloe]]=== | ===[[Chloe]]=== | ||
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When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named '''Chloe''', whom he claimed to have met at a GameStop. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again. Some believe that "Chloe" is actually a codename for PandaHalo. | |||
When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named '''Chloe''', whom he claimed to have met at a [[GameStop]]. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again. Some believe that "Chloe" is actually a codename for PandaHalo. | |||
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===[[PandaHalo]]=== | ===[[PandaHalo]]=== | ||
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A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on '''Sarah "PandaHalo" Cassandra'''. Panda discovered just how desperate | |||
A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on '''Sarah "PandaHalo" Cassandra'''. Panda discovered just how desperate Chris was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by [[Clyde Cash]] and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it. | |||
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===[[Caitlin]]=== | ===[[Caitlin]]=== | ||
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'''Caitlin''' was a seemingly boyfriend-free waitress from [[Golden Corral]] that Chris | |||
'''Caitlin''' was a seemingly [[boyfriend-free]] waitress from [[Golden Corral]] that Chris had a crush on. Chris mentioned an encounter with her to [[PandaHalo]] in a message. In this encounter, Caitlin commented on a [[Family Guy]] episode that he was watching on his [[PSP]], which led Chris to believe that she was interested in him. Chris would then write on a napkin a link to his [[Sonichu.net|Sonichu website]] in hopes that they would be friends soon after. | |||
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===[[Julie]]=== | ===[[Julie]]=== | ||
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Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing '''Julie Milvana'''. | |||
Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing '''Julie Milvana'''. To please Julie, Chris performed number of sex acts and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|recorded them]]. One of these moments was [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by Bob Chandler]]. In late February, Julie's brother [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]] held her against her will. Chris mounted a daring rescue, [[Ohio trip|driving all the way to Ohio]] to rescue her only to arrive at a fake address. Max put Chris through the wringer, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl while taunting him before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the [[BlueSpike|same person]], portrayed by a 13-year-old boy with ''way'' too much free time. | |||
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===[[Emily]]=== | ===[[Emily]]=== | ||
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'''Emily Schifflet''' was Chris's [[Emily#Chris's first date|first real date]], and one of the very few gal-pals Chris ever had the | |||
'''Emily Schifflet''' was Chris's [[Emily#Chris's first date|first real date]], and one of the very few gal-pals Chris ever had the privilege of dating. Sadly, their time together was cut short when a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Man in a Pickle Suit]] whisked her away during the date. Emily was soon the mastermind behind several other trolling schemes, such as [[Sign Destruction Video|placing a sign on his lawn]], taking the role as his trollsome gal-pal [[Kim Wilson]], and posing as his high-school gal-pals. | |||
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===[[Kim Wilson|Kim]]=== | |||
[[File:Kimwilson.jpg|thumb|left|100px]] | |||
'''Kim Wilson''' was one of Emily's pseudonyms, though Chris genuinely believed her to be [[Facial blindness|an entirely different person]] until watching an episode of [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]. Of note is how Chris had revealed that he had been spooning his mother after Emily, while under the Kim persona, had denied wanting to be in a relationship with him. Chris had also asked if they would repopulate the Earth if they were the only two people in existence, and awkwardly declined the scenario of [[Affair with Mother|him and his mom repopulating the planet]]. | |||
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===[[Ivy]]=== | ===[[Ivy]]=== | ||
[[File:Ivythumb.png|thumb|left|100px]] | [[File:Ivythumb.png|thumb|left|100px]] | ||
'''Ivy O'Neil''' was another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing Ivy after she requested a video shout-out from him, not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process as well as multiple creepy videos, a video of him drinking his own [[semen]], and an entire album of songs about her. While he was with Ivy, he also proceeded to cheat on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which would ultimately end their relationship. | |||
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===[[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]]=== | ===[[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]]=== | ||
[[File:Vanessathumb.png|thumb|left|100px]] | [[File:Vanessathumb.png|thumb|left|100px]] | ||
'''S'''he '''H''' | |||
Vanessa Hudgens is an actress who, in between working on the ''High School Musical'' franchise, had an affair with Chris. '''S'''he '''H'''ad '''E'''xchanged '''S'''everal '''A'''IM [[Joshua Martinez|'''M'''essages '''A'''nd '''N'''udie]] woman pics with Chris on [[Facebook]]. This relationship truly highlighted Chris's [[naïve]]ty, and how willing he was to cheat on his sweetheart to get some [[china]]. Aside from this, she's been much too preoccupied with her [[Work|celebrity life]] to really care about Chris. | |||
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===[[Faeryn]]=== | ===[[Faeryn]]=== | ||
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'''Faeryn " | |||
'''Faeryn "Hambeast"''' was an obese woman who Chris met at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]] through Kim Wilson. Their time was short due to a mutual lack of interest in [[Obesity|fat, unattractive,]] [[Chris and health#Hygiene|and disgusting]] people. | |||
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===[[Kacey]]=== | ===[[Kacey]]=== | ||
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When [[Liquid Chris]] made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named '''Kacey Devoria''', he attempted to win her over, the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be ''his'' girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, [[Father Call|a confrontation with her father]], and [[Sonichu Special 4|a horrific comic]]. Kacey | |||
When [[Liquid Chris]] made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named '''Kacey Devoria''', he attempted to win her over by impersonating Liquid in a few calls, with the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be ''his'' girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. During their relationship, Kacey would encourage him to eat healthier, clean up his room and throw out things he didn’t need, and get a job. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, [[Father Call|a confrontation with her father]], and [[Sonichu Special 4|a horrific comic]]. Kacey later broke up with Chris and married Liquid. | |||
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===[[Regina e-mails|Regina]]=== | ===[[Regina e-mails|Regina]]=== | ||
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'''Regina Novakova''' was a Czech foreign exchange student studying at [[UVA]] who was interested in buying a ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]] from Chris, | |||
'''Regina Novakova''' was a Czech foreign exchange student studying at [[UVA]] who was interested in buying a ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]] from Chris. Chris, of course, believed she was also trying to pursue a romantic relationship with him. Chris quickly discontinued contact with her, leaving her guitarless. | |||
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==="[[The Wallflower]]"=== | ==="[[The Wallflower]]"=== | ||
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According to a set of e-mails that Chris sent to [[Vivian Gee]], on 22 January 2010, Chris had met '''the Wallflower''' at a "Young Adult Social Group". Before her discovery, Chris tried to keep her anonymous, putting her under the screenname '''"Damian | |||
According to a set of e-mails that Chris sent to [[Vivian Gee]], on 22 January 2010, Chris had met '''the Wallflower''' at a "Young Adult Social Group". Before her discovery, Chris tried to keep her anonymous, putting her under the screenname '''"Damian Antaria"'''. However, Chris would still use her real name in multiple videos, and had accidentally leaked both the codename, and her likeness in one of his [[Little Big Planet]] levels, causing her to get attention from trolls, and getting doxed in the process. Having learned nothing from the Megan drama, Chris committed extensively to forming a romantic relationship with her despite her insistence that they weren't dating and that she was asexual. Like Megan, she cut all ties with Chris after finding out about his status as a lolcow and what he was saying about her on the internet. Chris feuded with her new boyfriend [[Surfshack Tito]]. | |||
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===[[Jackie]]=== | ===[[Jackie]]=== | ||
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'''Jackie Romy''' was Chris' sweetheart from April to October 2010. Chris met her on the [[Hook Cafe|HooK Café]]. | |||
'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' was Chris' sweetheart from [[April 2010|April]] to [[October 2010]]. Chris met her on the [[Hook Cafe|HooK Café]]. Jackie was less brutal than most of his fake sweethearts, trying to get him to make more positive changes in his life and encouraging him to play less video games. Still, she influenced him to make more videos on the internet and further embarrass himself. He was prodded into doing a voice call with her ex boyfriend [[Lars]], a black man who made miniature boats. Chris (for once) eventually saw through Jackie's trolling and ended the relationship. | |||
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===[[Catherine]]=== | ===[[Catherine]]=== | ||
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'''Catherine Sorrentino''' was a sweetheart/troll that Chris pursued in mid-2014, the first woman to troll him after the death of | |||
'''Catherine Sorrentino''' was a sweetheart/troll that Chris pursued in mid-[[2014]], the first woman to troll him after the [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|death of his father]], after he found that she was a 97% match on [[OkCupid]] in [[July 2014]]. Catherine saw an opportunity to document our [[TRUE and HONEST]] hero and accepted a [[Date with Catherine|lunch date]] at Applebees. They chatted until Catherine friendzoned Chris in [[September 2014]] for being creepy and generally clingy, which resulted in [[I Love You, Catherine]]. Catherine cut Chris off completely in [[December 2014]]. | |||
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===[[DoopieDoOver]]=== | ===[[DoopieDoOver]]=== | ||
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'''DoopieDoOver''' is an artist, animator, and voice actor for the YouTube channel | |||
'''DoopieDoOver''' is an artist, animator, and voice actor for the YouTube channel [[Planet Dolan]], and a cohost on the Lazycast podcast. While Chris appeared to have thought of her as a potential [[gal pal]] or maybe even someone who was interested in him, she simply saw him as just another [[Financhu Crisis|customer]]. She eventually blocked him and removed him as a patron from her [[Patreon]] after being harassed by [[weens]], as well as being uncomfortable with someone who was struggling financially giving her money. Most importantly of all, she severed ties because Chris was making her uncomfortable personally. Needless to say, Chris did his absolute best to become her knight in shining armor when the [[HarassCWCdirectly|times were dire]] not realizing the main reason was because he was being creepy to her. | |||
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===[[Jessica Quinn|Jessica]]=== | ===[[Jessica Quinn|Jessica]]=== | ||
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Jessica Quinn was once thought to serve as the final sweetheart of the Lovequest as Chris had seemed to abandon the quest in March 2018 due to influence from the Idea Guys. Despite this, Chris's search for a sweetheart | '''Jessica Quinn''' started as a [[white knight]] in [[2015]]. She stayed on the back burner until a few months after Chris was friendzoned by [[Doopie]] in [[September 2017]]. Jessica and Chris then entered a complicated relationship on [[Facebook]]. She is noted by her fat fetish and encouraging Chris to [[Obesity|gain weight]] to fulfill her fat fantasy. Most of their dating involved talking through Facebook posts, eventually, Chris liked a Tweet from a female complimenting him which caused her to temporarily break up with him. This caused Chris to upload a crying video and [[Barb]] to win her back for Chris. They patched things up after a couple of days and then planned to see the My Little Pony movie that was coming out that [[October 2017|October]]. In early October Chris was encouraged to rejoin [[Kiwi Farms]] and do a Q&A thread with a video shortly afterward. The day after Chris answered questions on video, Quinn's account shut down; she blamed Chris for this, saying that he attracted hackers from Kiwi Farms. This was to be their final breakup and caused him to have his biggest tard rage video since his correspondence with [[Surfshack Tito]]. She tried to re-insert herself in early 2018 but by then Chris was immersed in the Idea Guy Saga and Quinn found herself thwarted by the [[Idea Guys]] themselves. | ||
Jessica Quinn was once thought to serve as the final sweetheart of the Lovequest as Chris had seemed to abandon the quest in [[March 2018]] due to influence from the Idea Guys. Despite this, Chris's search for a sweetheart did not end there. | |||
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===[[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan]]=== | ===[[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan]]=== | ||
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'''Bryan Shikley''' was the creator of ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'', a comic which would catch Chris's attention in early January of 2018. | '''Bryan Shikley''' was the creator of ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'', a comic which would catch Chris's attention in early January of 2018. | ||
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===Various OCs ([[Cryzel]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Sylvana]], and [[ | ===Various OCs ([[Cryzel]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Sylvana]], [[Mewtwo]], and [[Pickchu]])=== | ||
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Chris | |||
He would first marry Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan Sonichu, before adding Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo into his | Chris initiated a [[polyamorous marriage]] to fictional characters, a belief planted in his mind by the [[Idea Guys]] beginning in [[March 2018]]. This is by far the most bizarre relationship Chris has found himself in. In the past Chris had been strongly opposed to the idea of falling in love with fictional characters, despite him falling in love with [[Meg Griffin]] from [[Family Guy]]. His stance softened as he realized that he might never find a sweetheart in real life; by settling for his own fictional creations, he could end his love quest. | ||
He would first marry Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan Sonichu, before adding Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo into his harem. | |||
This would unfortunately fail to keep Chris satisfied for long; he eventually started a sexual relationship with an [[Barbara Chandler|older woman]] who happened to be boyfriend free. | |||
Chris claims to have updated the polygomous marriage in a [[Jail Letter]], stating that he now consider's [[Helena Fiorenza]]'s OC, Pickchu, to be part of his "harem". | |||
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===[[Tings Tingz]]=== | ===[[Tings Tingz]]=== | ||
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'''Tings | '''Tings Tingz''' was one of the regular members of the [[white knight]] group [[CWCProtectSquad]]. | ||
Chris told [[Tings Tingz]] that his [[polyamorous marriage]] to his [[imaginary friends]] was open and "so you may ship yourself and I together." Tings declined.<ref>[[Tings Tingz DMs#Magi-chan & Cryzel chat]]</ref> | Chris told [[Tings Tingz]] that his [[polyamorous marriage]] to his [[imaginary friends]] was open and "so you may ship yourself and I together." Tings declined.<ref>[[Tings Tingz DMs#Magi-chan & Cryzel chat]]</ref> | ||
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===[[Jacob Sockness|Jacob]]=== | ===[[Jacob Sockness|Jacob]]=== | ||
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'''Jacob Sockness''' started out as a hardcore white knight in September 2018 and had a stroke of luck in July 2019 when Chris followed him on Twitter. Despite Chris's blatant homophobia during the lovequest, he was [[brainwashed]] into identifying as [[bisexual]] by the Idea Guys in 2018. Jacob, who has been open about his sexual desires for Chris, took things a step further and groomed Chris into warming up to the idea of a relationship by [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|manipulating him using Magi-Chan and the Dimensional Merge]]. | |||
'''Jacob Sockness''' started out as a hardcore white knight in [[September 2018]] and had a stroke of luck in [[July 2019]] when Chris followed him on [[Twitter]]. Despite Chris's blatant [[homophobia]] during the lovequest, he was [[brainwashed]] into identifying as [[bisexual]] by the Idea Guys in 2018. Jacob, who has been open about his sexual desires for Chris, took things a step further and groomed Chris into warming up to the idea of a relationship by [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|manipulating him using Magi-Chan and the Dimensional Merge]]. Jacob was forced to turn back en route to visit Chris in [[September 2019]], but Chris still kept in contact with Jacob as he was led to believe Jacob is the key to unlocking the Dimensional Merge, stating that they could kiss at some point. Jacob was later friendzoned on 27 November in a Twitter thread by Chris stating that he didn't need to be in a relationship with Jacob in order for the Dimensional Merge to happen and was blocked once and for all in [[August 2020]]. | |||
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Starting off as a white knight in 2019 and eventually turning into an [[enabler]], '''MKRNightVee''' had created a character based off of Nights and the Pokemon | Starting off as a white knight in 2019 and eventually turning into an [[enabler]], '''MKRNightVee''' had created a character based off of Nights and the Pokemon Eevee, [[NightVee]], taking a cue from [[Sonichu]] being a cross between Sonic and Pikachu. MKR would create fan art and a [[medallion]] for Chris. | ||
She eventually got into contact with Chris via a friend and she would proclaim herself as the | She eventually got into contact with Chris via a friend and she would proclaim herself as the “[[CPU|CPU goddess]] of the Nintendo Switch”. She grew increasingly possessive towards Chris which led to him eventually cutting her off and leaving the [[The Place|discord server]] they were in together. This would be one of the rare cases where Chris turned down the boyfriend-free girl. | ||
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===[[Annabel]]=== | |||
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''' | '''Annabel Ikenberry''', also going by '''Annirenee''', was a [[Praetor]] member and OnlyFans camgirl that Chris had stated to see as a potential sweetheart. | ||
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===[[Isabella Loretta Janke|Bella]]=== | ===[[Isabella Loretta Janke|Bella]]=== | ||
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'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''' | |||
'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke'''<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref> is an edgelord infamous for her involvement in a call where Chris describes his relationship with his mother in graphic detail, infamous as the leader of the [[Chess Club Chats|TTU Chess Club]], a group which encouraged the bullying and harassment of other students at her university. She roleplayed as the past high-school gal-pal and sweetheart, [[Kellie Andes]] for a period of three and a half months, roleplayed as a Curiosity Stream employee in order to get him to [[Richmond, Virginia]] for a supposed interview about [[autism]], and [[Larry Vaughn]] claimed she had played a part with manipulating Chris during his saga. Bella created an animation for Chris which he narrated. By presenting a genial façade to Chris, she was able to gain a large amount of trust from him. She claimed that Chris has been insistent on booking a room with her at the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention, rather than [[Fiona]].<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Love Triangle]]</ref> Bella told Fiona that Chris would make sexual remarks towards her. Chris was unaware of Bella’s A-logging; she had joked about wanting to get him to kill/harm himself. On top of all of that, Bella already had developed a crush on Fiona and claimed to want to "steal" her from Chris. Chris trusted Bella enough to admit that he was having an affair with his mother. After Fiona had leaked a chunk of the resulting call to her friends, Chris was [[Jail_Saga#Arrest|arrested]]. Bella also created fake texts in which he admitted to performing BDSM-style sex on [[Barb]]. | |||
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=== | ===[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]=== | ||
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It seems that after all these years, the sweetheart Chris sought after was right in front of him all along, laying amidst the heaps of trash and [[List of toys|toys]] within [[14 Branchland Court]]. But we, the people of [[1218]], would never let them [[Affair with Mother|be together]], and so [[Jerkops|the authorities]] tragically took them away from each other, with Chris being [[Jail Saga|locked up]] and '''Barb''' being left to sulk in her chamber, both lonely and heartbroken... | |||
Despite this, Chris would also meet one more woman who actually ''wanted'' to get it on with Chris. In a cruel twist of fate, she would end up exposing Chris's incest with his mother. | |||
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A 19-year-old autistic woman who Chris declared as his "first real sweetheart"<ref name=bellafiona>[[Bella and Fiona chats]]</ref>, and possibly the youngest candidate to date. Incredibly, she had formed a genuine crush on Chris. Fiona was in contact with Chris by [[July 2021|mid-July 2021]] and [[Fiona Facetime Videos|the two made video calls]] including one in which they simulated kissing each other. Fiona recounted an instance of Chris being turned on by her when she exposed herself to him.<ref name=bellafiona></ref> Chris agreed to have sex with her claiming that doing so would improve her "mental and emotional development". Chris sent both her and Bella an invite to the [[Knights of CWC]] Discord Server run by [[The WCT]], and Fiona and Bella got in contact over DMs. On 27 July, Bella recorded the [[Incest Call]] and sent a nine minute version of it to Fiona the following day. Fiona shared an edited four minute version of the call with the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] Discord server, which was leaked to YouTube by fellow server member EllDudeRocks. This ultimately lead to Chris getting put in jail after concerned observers reported on this activity. | |||
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===[[ | ===[[Flutter]]=== | ||
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Flutter is a woman who had first contacted Chris sometime [[Jail Saga|during his stay in jail]], and eventually started meeting up with him in-person after his release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. Starting in [[September 2023]], the two of them have been frequently sighted in public together numerous times, causing speculation as to who exactly she was and if the two were in a relationship. In [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|a video]] from October 2023, Chris disputed rumors that Flutter was his girlfriend, stating they were [[Friend zone|just friends]], and also said that despite her young child-like appearance, she is apparently in her 30s. Later, when pushed about it by the [[Ween|weens]], he has also claimed not to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy|need bitches]] anymore. Flutter was also spotted possibly [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|being molested]] in public, something women don't particularly enjoy, which puts it into question even further. | |||
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| “ | I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had a good number of women friends in my lifetime. They cared and respected me; they were ALL honest and good to me. Most of what my Trolls say when they DARE to drag their names through the mud with mine are Lies or Exaggerations. I am here to set the records straight. | ” |
| Chris on his past gal-pals and sweethearts. | ||
For less than two decades, Chris was desperate to lose his moniker of "Virgin with rage". While most ladies swoon with his to-the-point sign, and often times inappropriate advances on them, others threw themselves at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he was. In the latter scenario, Chris was ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life.
This article lists all of the women and men that Chris had seen as potential candidates to finally completing his search for a sweetheart.
Key
Every entry listed in this article is split into 3 separate categories:
- Sweethearts-to-be - Candidates that Chris had seen as potential sweethearts that weren't troll personas, most of which had shown no affection back towards him.
- Catfishers - Personas that were created by trolls, pretending to pursue a relationship with Chris
- Fabricated - Lovers that Chris had made up.
The Women (and Men) in Chris's Life
Sarah Hammer
Sarah was the first person that Chris tried to bond with, as well as Chris' first manipulator, even before the Internet. Once a gal-pal of his, Sarah Hammer was a childhood "friend" of Chris who tricked him into crawling into a tight, dark, cobweb-infested space, and tried to convince him to eat a honeysuckle. Her relationship with another lover was also part of the reason as to why Chris began his Love Quest. When Wes Iseli started dating her, Chris felt there was a romantic rivalry between the two of them, even though Sarah had little concern about Chris at the time. Wes, enviously, barely even knew Chris. His pursuit of Sarah came to an end when she got married (Chris was not invited to the wedding, but attended "in spirit") and he found another girl to crush over.
Tiffany Robinson
Tiffany is a former gal pal of Chris's from the days he lived in Richmond, and was Chris's first crush. In Chris's words, "we would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days".[1] In 2021, Chris said that she lived "somewhere beyond Standardsville" [sic] and that he had a crush on her.[2] Her current whereabouts, or if she is aware of Chris anymore, are unknown.
Natasha Turner
Natasha is a former gal pal Chris met at Providence Middle School. They were next-door neighbors for a while, often hanging out at the bus stop near their homes. She was slightly older than him and a "good girl". For a while he had a crush on her until he saw her smoking: "That was It for me right there".[3][4]
Laura
During his sophomore year, Chris began pursuing Laura Dorazio, a cheerleader. Laura was Chris's first major high school crush. Despite being told that she merely saw him as a "friend", Chris's infatuation would continue even after graduating high school; he habitually pored over old yearbooks with pictures of her. In several ways, his feelings towards her foreshadowed behaviors he'd show with many of the candidates that appear later on this list. Chris appeared to have taken no for an answer, but still obsessed over her, mentioning her in several future videos and comics.
Kellie
Kellie Andes was another high school crush of Chris's starting in his sophomore year, being Chris's lab partner in his chemistry class. Chris considers her to be his "High School Sweetheart", and believed that he had a shot with her, but blew it as a result of naïveté or general inattentiveness with proposing to her. Unlike most other high school gal-pals, Chris was able to continue contact with Kellie for an entire year after graduating. The stories as to what came of this are highly conflicting, but Chris would attempt to call her weekly in vain. Despite Chris's belief that he had a "shot" with her, he stood no chance whatsoever. Kellie had already been happily married to a firefighter with two children. Kellie cut off all ties from Chris as soon as she discovered the video where Chris simulates licking Jackie's vagina.
Tiffany
Tiffany Gowen was yet another High School gal-pal that Chris developed feelings for. Compared to other high-school gal pals, Tiffany has shown the most compassion towards Chris. Chris sat at her lunch table everyday and she attended his 18th birthday party. After learning that Chris brought his mom to prom as his date, Tiffany asked Chris to dance out of pity, as well as being the only student to console him during his graduation. All of this kindness directed towards him made Chris consider Tiffany to be a potential sweetheart. Like most of his other gal pals at the time, communication between the two ended after high school. Despite this, Chris was still convinced that were they to meet again he would have a shot. Chris expands on these fantasies in "The High School Story" about the prom dance with genderswapped counterparts of Tiffany and himself, which is followed by the cross gendered Tiffany proposing marriage. Efforts by Chris to track down Tiffany had intensified by 2013, up until the troll Thetan had impersonated several high-school gal-pals and convinced him that there were no mutual feelings between the two of them.
Sarah Anne Bevel
Sarah Anne Bevel is a former gal-pal who was classmates with Chris at high school. She and Kellie were Chris's lab partners in chemistry class, sat with him at lunch, and attended his 18th birthday party. Sarah and her boyfriend were the only couple Chris was aware of during high school, who stated that "It was fun to just to watch them flirt with each other; I've could've learned from that, but my Autism and normal social phobias held me back then."[5] Like his other school gal-pals, he lost contact with Sarah after graduating, with her even stating she no longer knew Chris when he tried to recontact her years later.[6] Eventually, Sarah (really Thetan in disguise) informed Chris that his gal-pals had only acted like Chris's friends because "we felt sorry for him", in an attempt to try and get Chris to leave her alone.
Molly Quarles
Molly is a former high school classmate of Chris. She was a cheerleader during Chris's Freshman Year. She shared a few classes with Chris. He remembered her as "a happy, giggly kind-of gal, and she was fun to be around". Chris recalled being paired up in a "dating match-up thing" held for Valentine's Day at Manchester High. According to Chris, it was "the ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then".[7]
Anna
Anna McLerran was an employee of the PacSun at Fashion Square Mall, who became a gal-pal of Chris by sheer chance. Although she had no romantic feelings towards Chris, rejecting his advances by telling him she was a Morman and a lesbian, Anna became one of Chris's longest-lasting friends and white knights to date.
Hanna
Hanna was one of the first incidents of Chris being lured in by a fake sweetheart as well the first woman Chris had ever dated. A Starbucks employee at the Fashion Square Mall, Chris's interactions with Hanna "Fandanna" predate even the incident in which the Man In the Pickle Suit stole Emily. Initially keeping Hanna's identity anonymous, Chris detailed his encounter with her in one of his MySpace posts. An acquaintance of Anna McLerran, Hanna had asked Chris out on a date. After the date, Anna told Chris that Hanna was messing with him, to which Hanna would admit, dropping Chris's Heart Level down to 15%; this was a severe tumble from its recent gains from 20% to 100%. Chris claimed in a chat with Vivian Gee that he had let out a big "NO" while on his knees, which would prompt mall officers to temporarily kick him out of the mall.
Lindsay
Lindsay Kaye was a woman that Chris had met on MySpace who, like Chris, had attended PVCC. She was rather friendly to Chris and was open with him about her personal life, making Chris believe he actually had a chance with her. Chris would try to meet with Lindsay multiple times but due to her actually having a life, she was unable (or unwilling) to show up. Chris would eventually give up after six weeks of pursuing her and continue his love quest elsewhere.
Megan
Megan Schroeder is possibly the epitome of the term "sweetheart". The “love story” began between her and Chris around 2004, when Chris met her at the GAMe PLACe. Both being into card games, the two naturally formed a sort of friendship. Megan would ask Chris to buy several things for her in emails, to which Chris would happily oblige. Chris took an interest in fandoms that Megan was into, such as My Little Pony and anime. All seemed well even amidst Megan's discomfort and constantly reminding Chris to keep his hands off of her. Things would take a turn for the worse in late 2005 to 2006 when he grew more obsessed with Megan, putting her in his comics and making inappropriate advances on her. Both of these things greatly upset Megan, which lead to Chris reconning her from the comic. Things would come crashing down one summer day in 2007, when some moderators on the PlayStation website decided to play Kick the Autistic and cheat Chris out of a contest in which he had hoped would tie the knot with her once and for all. Chris's anger at his loss, wishing harm on the 1st place winner's family, combined with certain other actions, somehow drove Megan away, as well as any chance at winning back her heart.
Lori
Joshua Martinez roleplayed as a Latin American/Spanish girl, Lori Lopez, who Chris met through MySpace, in November 2007, making her (him) the first person to catfish Chris online. Not much is known about Chris's relationship with Lori during their short time together. Joshua attempted to catfish Chris again with the persona Vanessa Hudgens.
Blanca
A girl Chris met online around August 2008. She was the first to introduce a character for the Sonichu comics. Things went swimmingly between the two until Chris began having suspicions about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his medallions, Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.)
Sarah Jackson
Sarah Jackson met Chris after her sister Rose, who is autistic, had discovered his Sonichu comics. She met Chris around the same time he was pursuing a relationship with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by a truck hitting her.
Jessie
Jessica "Jessie" Ruddy was a troll gal-pal created in September 2008, who Chris had met in a chat. Very little is actually known about Jessie, or the troll behind her, outside of her alleged interactions with Chris which have been shared in a talk page on this website.
Jessie was later mentioned in a video which was directed towards Ivy, which showcased some of Chris's past sweethearts. In the description of that video, she is listed as "Woman #3" among a list of 5 women he's previously considered his "sweetheart".
Chloe
When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named Chloe, whom he claimed to have met at a GameStop. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again. Some believe that "Chloe" is actually a codename for PandaHalo.
PandaHalo
A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on Sarah "PandaHalo" Cassandra. Panda discovered just how desperate Chris was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by Clyde Cash and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it.
Caitlin
Caitlin was a seemingly boyfriend-free waitress from Golden Corral that Chris had a crush on. Chris mentioned an encounter with her to PandaHalo in a message. In this encounter, Caitlin commented on a Family Guy episode that he was watching on his PSP, which led Chris to believe that she was interested in him. Chris would then write on a napkin a link to his Sonichu website in hopes that they would be friends soon after.
Julie
Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing Julie Milvana. To please Julie, Chris performed number of sex acts and recorded them. One of these moments was interrupted by Bob Chandler. In late February, Julie's brother Max held her against her will. Chris mounted a daring rescue, driving all the way to Ohio to rescue her only to arrive at a fake address. Max put Chris through the wringer, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl while taunting him before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the same person, portrayed by a 13-year-old boy with way too much free time.
Emily
Emily Schifflet was Chris's first real date, and one of the very few gal-pals Chris ever had the privilege of dating. Sadly, their time together was cut short when a Man in a Pickle Suit whisked her away during the date. Emily was soon the mastermind behind several other trolling schemes, such as placing a sign on his lawn, taking the role as his trollsome gal-pal Kim Wilson, and posing as his high-school gal-pals.
Kim
Kim Wilson was one of Emily's pseudonyms, though Chris genuinely believed her to be an entirely different person until watching an episode of Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History. Of note is how Chris had revealed that he had been spooning his mother after Emily, while under the Kim persona, had denied wanting to be in a relationship with him. Chris had also asked if they would repopulate the Earth if they were the only two people in existence, and awkwardly declined the scenario of him and his mom repopulating the planet.
Ivy
Ivy O'Neil was another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing Ivy after she requested a video shout-out from him, not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process as well as multiple creepy videos, a video of him drinking his own semen, and an entire album of songs about her. While he was with Ivy, he also proceeded to cheat on her with Vanessa Hudgens which would ultimately end their relationship.
Vanessa
Vanessa Hudgens is an actress who, in between working on the High School Musical franchise, had an affair with Chris. She Had Exchanged Several AIM Messages And Nudie woman pics with Chris on Facebook. This relationship truly highlighted Chris's naïvety, and how willing he was to cheat on his sweetheart to get some china. Aside from this, she's been much too preoccupied with her celebrity life to really care about Chris.
Faeryn
Faeryn "Hambeast" was an obese woman who Chris met at Applebee's through Kim Wilson. Their time was short due to a mutual lack of interest in fat, unattractive, and disgusting people.
Kacey
When Liquid Chris made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named Kacey Devoria, he attempted to win her over by impersonating Liquid in a few calls, with the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be his girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. During their relationship, Kacey would encourage him to eat healthier, clean up his room and throw out things he didn’t need, and get a job. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, a confrontation with her father, and a horrific comic. Kacey later broke up with Chris and married Liquid.
Regina
Regina Novakova was a Czech foreign exchange student studying at UVA who was interested in buying a Guitar Hero guitar from Chris. Chris, of course, believed she was also trying to pursue a romantic relationship with him. Chris quickly discontinued contact with her, leaving her guitarless.
"The Wallflower"
According to a set of e-mails that Chris sent to Vivian Gee, on 22 January 2010, Chris had met the Wallflower at a "Young Adult Social Group". Before her discovery, Chris tried to keep her anonymous, putting her under the screenname "Damian Antaria". However, Chris would still use her real name in multiple videos, and had accidentally leaked both the codename, and her likeness in one of his Little Big Planet levels, causing her to get attention from trolls, and getting doxed in the process. Having learned nothing from the Megan drama, Chris committed extensively to forming a romantic relationship with her despite her insistence that they weren't dating and that she was asexual. Like Megan, she cut all ties with Chris after finding out about his status as a lolcow and what he was saying about her on the internet. Chris feuded with her new boyfriend Surfshack Tito.
Jackie
Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy was Chris' sweetheart from April to October 2010. Chris met her on the HooK Café. Jackie was less brutal than most of his fake sweethearts, trying to get him to make more positive changes in his life and encouraging him to play less video games. Still, she influenced him to make more videos on the internet and further embarrass himself. He was prodded into doing a voice call with her ex boyfriend Lars, a black man who made miniature boats. Chris (for once) eventually saw through Jackie's trolling and ended the relationship.
Catherine
Catherine Sorrentino was a sweetheart/troll that Chris pursued in mid-2014, the first woman to troll him after the death of his father, after he found that she was a 97% match on OkCupid in July 2014. Catherine saw an opportunity to document our TRUE and HONEST hero and accepted a lunch date at Applebees. They chatted until Catherine friendzoned Chris in September 2014 for being creepy and generally clingy, which resulted in I Love You, Catherine. Catherine cut Chris off completely in December 2014.
DoopieDoOver
DoopieDoOver is an artist, animator, and voice actor for the YouTube channel Planet Dolan, and a cohost on the Lazycast podcast. While Chris appeared to have thought of her as a potential gal pal or maybe even someone who was interested in him, she simply saw him as just another customer. She eventually blocked him and removed him as a patron from her Patreon after being harassed by weens, as well as being uncomfortable with someone who was struggling financially giving her money. Most importantly of all, she severed ties because Chris was making her uncomfortable personally. Needless to say, Chris did his absolute best to become her knight in shining armor when the times were dire not realizing the main reason was because he was being creepy to her.
Jessica
Jessica Quinn started as a white knight in 2015. She stayed on the back burner until a few months after Chris was friendzoned by Doopie in September 2017. Jessica and Chris then entered a complicated relationship on Facebook. She is noted by her fat fetish and encouraging Chris to gain weight to fulfill her fat fantasy. Most of their dating involved talking through Facebook posts, eventually, Chris liked a Tweet from a female complimenting him which caused her to temporarily break up with him. This caused Chris to upload a crying video and Barb to win her back for Chris. They patched things up after a couple of days and then planned to see the My Little Pony movie that was coming out that October. In early October Chris was encouraged to rejoin Kiwi Farms and do a Q&A thread with a video shortly afterward. The day after Chris answered questions on video, Quinn's account shut down; she blamed Chris for this, saying that he attracted hackers from Kiwi Farms. This was to be their final breakup and caused him to have his biggest tard rage video since his correspondence with Surfshack Tito. She tried to re-insert herself in early 2018 but by then Chris was immersed in the Idea Guy Saga and Quinn found herself thwarted by the Idea Guys themselves.
Jessica Quinn was once thought to serve as the final sweetheart of the Lovequest as Chris had seemed to abandon the quest in March 2018 due to influence from the Idea Guys. Despite this, Chris's search for a sweetheart did not end there.
Bryan
Bryan Shikley was the creator of Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic, a comic which would catch Chris's attention in early January of 2018.
Around the time when Chris was being brainwashed into believing he was bisexual by the Idea Guys, he had been flirting and writing a gay erotica poem of Bryan.
Various OCs (Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Sylvana, Mewtwo, and Pickchu)
Chris initiated a polyamorous marriage to fictional characters, a belief planted in his mind by the Idea Guys beginning in March 2018. This is by far the most bizarre relationship Chris has found himself in. In the past Chris had been strongly opposed to the idea of falling in love with fictional characters, despite him falling in love with Meg Griffin from Family Guy. His stance softened as he realized that he might never find a sweetheart in real life; by settling for his own fictional creations, he could end his love quest. He would first marry Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan Sonichu, before adding Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo into his harem. This would unfortunately fail to keep Chris satisfied for long; he eventually started a sexual relationship with an older woman who happened to be boyfriend free.
Chris claims to have updated the polygomous marriage in a Jail Letter, stating that he now consider's Helena Fiorenza's OC, Pickchu, to be part of his "harem".
Tings Tingz
Tings Tingz was one of the regular members of the white knight group CWCProtectSquad.
Chris told Tings Tingz that his polyamorous marriage to his imaginary friends was open and "so you may ship yourself and I together." Tings declined.[8]
Jacob
Jacob Sockness started out as a hardcore white knight in September 2018 and had a stroke of luck in July 2019 when Chris followed him on Twitter. Despite Chris's blatant homophobia during the lovequest, he was brainwashed into identifying as bisexual by the Idea Guys in 2018. Jacob, who has been open about his sexual desires for Chris, took things a step further and groomed Chris into warming up to the idea of a relationship by manipulating him using Magi-Chan and the Dimensional Merge. Jacob was forced to turn back en route to visit Chris in September 2019, but Chris still kept in contact with Jacob as he was led to believe Jacob is the key to unlocking the Dimensional Merge, stating that they could kiss at some point. Jacob was later friendzoned on 27 November in a Twitter thread by Chris stating that he didn't need to be in a relationship with Jacob in order for the Dimensional Merge to happen and was blocked once and for all in August 2020.
MKRNightVee
Starting off as a white knight in 2019 and eventually turning into an enabler, MKRNightVee had created a character based off of Nights and the Pokemon Eevee, NightVee, taking a cue from Sonichu being a cross between Sonic and Pikachu. MKR would create fan art and a medallion for Chris. She eventually got into contact with Chris via a friend and she would proclaim herself as the “CPU goddess of the Nintendo Switch”. She grew increasingly possessive towards Chris which led to him eventually cutting her off and leaving the discord server they were in together. This would be one of the rare cases where Chris turned down the boyfriend-free girl.
Annabel
Annabel Ikenberry, also going by Annirenee, was a Praetor member and OnlyFans camgirl that Chris had stated to see as a potential sweetheart.
Bella
Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke[9] is an edgelord infamous for her involvement in a call where Chris describes his relationship with his mother in graphic detail, infamous as the leader of the TTU Chess Club, a group which encouraged the bullying and harassment of other students at her university. She roleplayed as the past high-school gal-pal and sweetheart, Kellie Andes for a period of three and a half months, roleplayed as a Curiosity Stream employee in order to get him to Richmond, Virginia for a supposed interview about autism, and Larry Vaughn claimed she had played a part with manipulating Chris during his saga. Bella created an animation for Chris which he narrated. By presenting a genial façade to Chris, she was able to gain a large amount of trust from him. She claimed that Chris has been insistent on booking a room with her at the Everfree Northwest convention, rather than Fiona.[10] Bella told Fiona that Chris would make sexual remarks towards her. Chris was unaware of Bella’s A-logging; she had joked about wanting to get him to kill/harm himself. On top of all of that, Bella already had developed a crush on Fiona and claimed to want to "steal" her from Chris. Chris trusted Bella enough to admit that he was having an affair with his mother. After Fiona had leaked a chunk of the resulting call to her friends, Chris was arrested. Bella also created fake texts in which he admitted to performing BDSM-style sex on Barb.
Barbara
It seems that after all these years, the sweetheart Chris sought after was right in front of him all along, laying amidst the heaps of trash and toys within 14 Branchland Court. But we, the people of 1218, would never let them be together, and so the authorities tragically took them away from each other, with Chris being locked up and Barb being left to sulk in her chamber, both lonely and heartbroken...
Despite this, Chris would also meet one more woman who actually wanted to get it on with Chris. In a cruel twist of fate, she would end up exposing Chris's incest with his mother.
Fiona
A 19-year-old autistic woman who Chris declared as his "first real sweetheart"[11], and possibly the youngest candidate to date. Incredibly, she had formed a genuine crush on Chris. Fiona was in contact with Chris by mid-July 2021 and the two made video calls including one in which they simulated kissing each other. Fiona recounted an instance of Chris being turned on by her when she exposed herself to him.[11] Chris agreed to have sex with her claiming that doing so would improve her "mental and emotional development". Chris sent both her and Bella an invite to the Knights of CWC Discord Server run by The WCT, and Fiona and Bella got in contact over DMs. On 27 July, Bella recorded the Incest Call and sent a nine minute version of it to Fiona the following day. Fiona shared an edited four minute version of the call with the Chris Chan Conservation Collective Discord server, which was leaked to YouTube by fellow server member EllDudeRocks. This ultimately lead to Chris getting put in jail after concerned observers reported on this activity.
Flutter
Flutter is a woman who had first contacted Chris sometime during his stay in jail, and eventually started meeting up with him in-person after his release from Central Virginia Regional Jail. Starting in September 2023, the two of them have been frequently sighted in public together numerous times, causing speculation as to who exactly she was and if the two were in a relationship. In a video from October 2023, Chris disputed rumors that Flutter was his girlfriend, stating they were just friends, and also said that despite her young child-like appearance, she is apparently in her 30s. Later, when pushed about it by the weens, he has also claimed not to need bitches anymore. Flutter was also spotted possibly being molested in public, something women don't particularly enjoy, which puts it into question even further.
References
- ↑ Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life
- ↑ June 2021 social media posts
- ↑ Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life
- ↑ Catherine E-mails#Messages
- ↑ DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 5
- ↑ September 2013 Facebook Posts#Baffled
- ↑ Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)
- ↑ Tings Tingz DMs#Magi-chan & Cryzel chat
- ↑ Lonely feelings
- ↑ Chess Club Chats#Everfree Love Triangle
- ↑ 11.0 11.1 Bella and Fiona chats
See Also
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