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*'''[[22 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010]]''' ''22 [[January 2010]]'' [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Image:Reason.png]] {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] <br/> Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers. | *'''[[22 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010]]''' ''22 [[January 2010]]'' [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Image:Reason.png]] {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] <br/> Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers. | ||
*'''[[29 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January | *'''[[29 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 29th, 2010]]''' ''29 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} <br/> Chris apologizes to Alex by asking him to reduce the size of the [[Asperchu]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]] and he dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers. | ||
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February 1994
- Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes 26 February 1994
Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Chris is one of the two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.
May 1998
- Song of Christian 15 May 1998
Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.
June 1998
- Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway 4 June 1998
Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.
October 1999
- Chris Chan in the PokéNews 16 October 1999
The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.
July 2001
- The City of Cwicville Tour! 12 July 2001
Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy camera.
November 2003
- Animal Crossing Documentary 22 November 2003
Chrisspendswastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in Animal Crossing.
June 2004
- The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special 7 June 2004
Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing and provides a valuable background to his parents and how they met in a bar.
December 2004
- So Need a Cute Girl 20 December 2004
Chris sings the first track of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.
February 2005
- Harvey Birdman Commercial 24 February 2005
Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set
November 2006
- Pixelated PS3 28 November 2006
Chris enters a Robot Chicken's competition, "What would you do for a PS3?"
February 2007
- C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics 24 February 2007
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- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE 24 February 2007
In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris pro-actively delivers his manifesto, and also summarises the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.
June 2007
- Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown June 2007
Chris does a rap for PaRappa the Rapper's Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown competition. Adam Stackhouse wins.
August 2007
- CWC is Angry August 2007
Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.
November 2007
- Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007
In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.
August 2008
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008
After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008
Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on Sonichu comics in peace.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008
Christian realises that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008
In this video Chris concedes that Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain operation, despite his best efforts, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008
Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which, he would later discover was an elaborate prank.
September 2008
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008
Chris realises Blanca is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the fake Jimmy Hill merchandise.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008
Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008
After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown contest.
- Chris Sex Videos 25 September 2008
Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and making terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart PandaHalo.
October 2008
- We're Being Watched - 8 October 2008
Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux stating that Blanca was real.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008
Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
- Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008
Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters on Little Big Planet and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008
Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008
In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.
December 2008
- Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008
Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months to thank his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8.
January 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009
Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009
Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009
Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009
Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009
Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
- Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash - 19 January 2009
Christian begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan cash to the death of his dog.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009
Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009
After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009
Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009
Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.
February 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009
Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009
Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009
In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009
Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009
Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.
- For Julie's Eyes Only - 20 February 2009
JULAYYYY
March 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009
Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 File:Homos.png
Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay" in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development.In other developments, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009
Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
- CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero - 26 March 2009
Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009
Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave Megan alone.
- Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009
Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
- Chris Sings Lovin' You - 29 March 2009
In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of Lovin' You is sung in the background throughout.
- Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora- 30 March 2009
Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.
- Take that Page DOWN NOW! - 30 March 2009
Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
- Secret Weapon - 30 March 2009
Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).
- YouTube Finale - 30 March 2009
Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.
April 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009
Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com.
- Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009
Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.
- More for the crabs
Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, Crass and Champ.
- The Return of Kimmi
Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
- Bunny Hop
Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.
- ACWCAudition - 16 April 2009
Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "Vanessa Hudgens".
- April 16 Fetish Vids - 16 April 2009 File:Sex.png
Three videos that were leaked, showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.
- I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy - 17 April 2009
Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.
- Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009 - 17 April 2009
Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.
- Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009
After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
- CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me" - 24 April 2009
Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, to his and Ivy's wedding.
- I Got A Fish - 27 April 2009
Chris gayly sings and dances.
- Power - 27 April 2009
Chris shows how "strong" he is.
- CWCFlyingElephants - 27 April 2009
Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming whatever comes to his mind.
- Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009
In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.
- Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009
Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.
May 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009
Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
- CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters
A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.
- Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009
Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.
June 2009
- Chris's Big Night Out - 12 June 2009
Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of fans that records him.
- I'm Sorry, Dude - 15 June 2009 File:Homos.png
Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her gay brother.
- Don't Trust Any Homos Over There - 15 June 2009 File:Homos.png
Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos"
July 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009
Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor Billy Mays. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
- Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009
Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
- The July 10th Messages - 10 July 2009
Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.
- A near public apology - 11 July 2009
Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos
- Rollin' and Trollin' - 17 July 2009
Chris gives a tour of CWCville, the proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of Liquid Chris
- CWC Trollin More - 19 July 2009
Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
- Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009
Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.
- It's UGH! - 24 July 2009 File:Homos.png
Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".
- Cwc dare - 24 July 2009 File:Homos.png
Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
- Chris humps his PS3 - 24 July 2009 File:Sex.png
Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
- CWC "Boyfriend" - 25 July 2009
Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavrine's "Girlfriend".
- I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts - 26 July 2009
Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.
- CWC More Than A Feeling - 29 July 2009
Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".
- Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009
In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.
August 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009
Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.
- CWC - Exposing Jeff - 4 August 2009
Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name"
- CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! - 6 August 2009
Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"
- CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC - 9 August 2009
Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.
- LOOK at the truth! - 10 August 2009
Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009 File:Fanart.png
Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009
Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.
- NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! - 14 August 2009
When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009
Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009
Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and Curse-ye-ha-me-has.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009
Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009
Chris sings Arethra Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.
- THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009
Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
- Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls - 29 August 2009
Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009
Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.
September 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009
Chris thanks Vivian for his Bob's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
- Sign Destruction Video - 6 September 2009
Chris shows his displeasure of Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009
Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
- Chris dispels videogame rumors - 13 September 2009
Chris proclaims that SEGA's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.
- Clyde Cash the kid video - 16 September 2009
Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND a elementary school kid!
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009
Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009
Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.
- Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009
Chris's claims of a "Director's Cut" version of the DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.
October 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009
Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009 File:Homos.png
Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
- 10112009
Christian calls out Greg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
- Chris Loses It
A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls of a chair, and throws things at his camera.
- Calling out Gregg Mays -Again.
Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.
- War Paint Video
Chris unburies thetomahawktoy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls by his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009
Chris makes note of the return of CChanSonichuCWC to Youtube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.
- Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud
Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.
- Brutal Legend
Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
- Brutal Legend Plus
Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
- Addressing Liquid
Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
- I Love You Kacey
Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
- 10242009
Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
- 10252009 For Kacey
Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love forKaceypossible china.
- To Clyde Gregg
Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
- ClydeGoingOnGregg1
The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
- For Chris No 2
Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
- Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!
The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) tries to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
- Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW
With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempts to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he have won over Liquid Chris.
- Clyde is Weaker than Water
The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it of, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
- Getting Foam Ed
The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
- CWC 30 Push Ups
Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
- My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey
Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris. This time by horribly mangling the song, A Whole New World, from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.
- Greetings to Kacey's folks
Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris-style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit about his person.
November 2009
- I AM STRONG - 1 November 2009
Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
- Twin Falling Towers - 1 November 2009
Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.
- It Will Never End - 1 November 2009
In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
- Apology for 9/11 Joke - 2 November 2009
Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9-11 joke, and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
- Preface to Rescuing Kacey - 3 November 2009
Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, and kisses the camera.
- Rescuing Kacey from Christian W Chandler - 3 November 2009
Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
- 51 50 - 4 November 2009
Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 lbs. each. They don't.
- No More Jokes - 4 November 2009
Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
- Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You - 6 November 2009
Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.
- CWC is sad - 10 November 2009
Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
- Red Letter CWC Certified Day 12 November 2009
Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.
- Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009 14 November 2009
Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.
- CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 File:Fanart.png
Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.
- Sonichu Powerpoint 24 November 2009
Chris does a video version of The Sonichu Chronicles...with a hand-held camera.
December 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009 3 December 2009
Chris tells that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about LittleBigPlanet.
- Sonichu's Edge 3 December 2009
Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly enough, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.
- Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009
Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. But in reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
- Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 File:Homos.png
Chris tells about his disgust for the Homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus have placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new galpal to voice Rosechu.
- 12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4 10 December 2009
Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
- Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009
Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike Video Games Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
- IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009
Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken areViagracrystal meth.
- Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009
Chris tries to sign over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the words despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
- Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009 20 December 2009
Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.
- A Sonichu Day 24 December 2009
Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores Sonichu and Rosechu have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.
- Shout out to Fans in Hospital 24 December 2009
Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine Shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".
- Kill De Jack 25 December 2009
Chris make a video endorsing murder of Jack Thaddeus for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned".
- Download For Play Only 26 December 2009
Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and forbidding everyone to alter his custom levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring, elegantly changing the subject at the end of the video to requesting the murder of Jack Thaddeus for the Homo Ads.
- To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009
Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash's and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
- Address to my CWCipedia SysOP 31 December 2009
Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.
January 2010
- This was my fault 2 January 2010
Chris asks for forgiveness from the Coca-Cola company and the CWCipedia's Sysop for his infringement of the copyright laws.
- Down with Asperchu 9 January 2010
Since Christian thought he was victorious over the gays after getting the despised ads taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposed his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of Asperchu.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010 12 January 2010
Chris, delusional as always, mentions talks of a work with now-defunct anime distribution company A.D.Vision (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a tard rage over the Asperchu ads on his site.
- Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010 14 January 2010
In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is a good person even after he cursed someone and wished for their imminent demise.
- What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N 14 January 2010
Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all, making his statement in the mailbag yet another lie.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010 15 January 2010
Chris expresses his desire to take on four dudes at once and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.
- Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version) 15 January 2010
The video title, U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L, written in some kind of reversed 1337 pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.
- Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke 17 January 2010
Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for Patti's spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010 22 January 2010
Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 29th, 2010 29 January 2010
Chris apologizes to Alex by asking him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia and he dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers.
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