Kacey Call 7

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

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• Kim talked to Chris about exercising more often.
• Chris says that a doctor gave him Cholesterol medication, thinking about stopping to take it to prove that he's healthy. Kacey says that's a bad idea.
• Kacey asks how long Chris has been on the medication, he says it's been "Months to a year"
• Chris claims that he works out a lot and does not eat high cholesterol food anymore, Kacey calls him on the bullshit. Chris claims that he mostly eats veggies.
• Kacey and Chris argue about how healthy Burger King is. Chris is being passive as fuck.
• Chris says that the house is too messy to keep food in so he goes out to eat, and starts whining about having to move stuff around the house.
• Chris says that he has three refrigerators in his house to put food into.
• Kacey is being condescending as fuck to chris, asking if he knows what a "life expectancy" is.
• Kacey describing to chris how to do a push-up or something, it's boring as fuck to listen to.
• Kim suggested to Chris to get a sports bra for jogging, I guess this is where the idea formed. Kacey says this is a bad idea.
• chris and kacey talk about bra sizes for a while.
• Chris was going to talk to social security about getting a job and a house off the government, and his dad wouldn't let him go alone.
• Chris thanks Kacey and Kim for giving him info about getting a job and more money from SS.
• Chris just recently learned what financial aid is, from back when he went to college. Says he can't remember much from that time because he was still recovering from his "stressful high school graduation."
• Chris mentions looking up age of consent, Kacey flips shit and starts bitching out chris for even looking up the age of consent in the first place.
• Chris says he looked up age of consent a few years back when he first started his sweetheart search. Kacey says that means he wanted to have sex with someone 16 or older, and that it is "pedophilia." I am unsure if Kacey is just fucking with Chris or if she actually doesn't know what "consent" means.
• Chris says the lowest age he would date would be 21 at this point (age 27). Kacey says that 6 years difference is too much for a relationship.
• Kacey: "Most people wait until they're married to have sex!" Chris stress sighs.
• Chris thinks this is a good time to talk about having sex with a blowup doll.
• Chris starts screaming about being a virgin and started yelling "OWWWW OWWWW".
• Kacey tells Chris to join a single's group. (Is this why he started going to couple's relationship classes?)
• Chris tells Kacey to become a born again virgin because he saw it on King of the Hill.
• Chris, regarding bluespike and other troll relationships: "I have learned from my mistakes."
• Chris is trying to hint at Kacey that he masturbates while thinking about her.
• Kacey says he has to go after hearing this.

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