Mumble 3

The third of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

Summary

• Julie wants to learn about Chris's 'random thoughts'
• Chris would 'randomly' have and image of a penis in his head
• Wasn't necessarily Chris' penis
• Random audio thoughts in his photographic memory 'Christian is gay'
• Chris bought the dolls for practice
• Dildo/beads were free gifts
• Julie wants to know if Chris used them
• Chris put a condom on the dildo and put it up his ass
• Chris didn't enjoy it
• Chris used the beads but they got 'covered in poo' so he didn't use them again (Julie laughs here)
• Chris wants Julie there ASAP for a hug
• Julie masterbated in school
• Chris has only masterbated in his room, edge of bathroom sink
• Julie wants his sexual history
• AGes 15-17 he had a child block, figured out the code, saw his first porno 'I like to play games 2'
• The people in it were sexing in a pool
• Chris first learned about his sperm from this experience
• (audio dims, returns)
• Chris didn't date
• Chris lays down naked on his bed with a washcloth and masterbates..pre-cum...
• He watched softcore
• After he turned 18 moved to Ruckersville he started getting playboy, owns several porns
• He was 17 before figuring out the rubbing up and down part of masterbating
• He is still a virgin
• He has talked with his mother about his masturbation
• Bob is more strict on the subject because he is more older
• After he turned 21, he realized he needed a sweetheart
• He found adamandeve.com
• Bought love doll at Spencers
• Then he bought his first hardcore
• He has a box full of porn
• Gets a message from Sarah May on Wii
• Julie has wii, wants to play Mario Cart
• Chris lacks Mario Cart
• Chris lists all of his Wii games
• Julie wants to talk about his credit card debt of 2000 dollars
• His PS3 contributed, aswell as his impulses, and a flat tire
• Chris trusts Julie in the short month they've known each other
• Julie asks him to do something about his weight
• He says he will stand up more
• Julie tells him that isn't exercise, he says it is but she cuts him off, he agrees to exercise more
• Julie wants him to come up with a topic to talk about
• Julie asks about his PC-Games, he doesn't play PC-Games much anymore
• Julie asks if she got a 360 Chris would too
• He says he would but not right away, he'd need a month + to save
• Chris is excited about them being together soon, Julie is alludes to the letter she sent
• Much sighing from Julie
• They 'Yep' and 'uh-huh' back and forth
• Chris struggles to come up with a topic, he decides they should talk about Julie and she declines
• Julie is a good cook studying to be a doctor
• Chris wonders if she is a better cook than doctor, proposes that she could be a cook if being a doctor fails
• Julie likes both
• Chris wants to know about what about being a doctor fascinates her
• Julie wants to help people live longer
• Chris learned that couples live longer than singles
• They will be helping each other live longer
• PSN Spring Fever? Julie wants to share Chris' PSN. He yields up his password
• Chris wants Julie to give him her password as a trade off
• Chris went offline, Julie proclaims that they broke the Chris, Code Red
• Trolls mock Chris

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