Mumble 5

The fifth of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

Summary

Clyde confronts Chris as he prepares to chat with Julie, asking him about whether he can truly support a family. In this chat, we get such gems as Chris believing he can actually support a family by "tucking away a hundred dollars every month." Chris claims he will go get a job if he needs to, and he lies in saying he's actually tried to find jobs with his CADD degree rather than just sitting on his ass all day in his room. Chris also references the beginnings of the Miyamoto saga. Finally, he also explains that he villainizes those in the comics who have made him "feel inferior" in real life.

Transcript

(00:00)

• Chris and Julie say hello, and Julie departs to "turn the TV down"

(01:20)

• Julie returns

(02:00)

• Clyde asks if Chris got his latest email
• Chris can't get into his email because it's "funky"

(02:40)

• Clyde says Vivian has convinced him he is going too far
• Clyde says he will still do all he can to stop Chris from meeting any woman until he gets his life together

(03:30)

• Clyde asks Chris to explain his daily routine, and Chris says today he has "made contact with Julie and explained (his) love for her a little more"
• Chris says he has received a call from an associate of Nintendo about the Sonichu game
• Clyde asks how long this process will take, and Chris says he has to "wait for him to call back"

(04:15)

• Clyde tells Chris he will have to save up money somehow for a trip
• Chris says he will be saving up money for "months"

(04:45)

• Clyde says there's no way Chris can save up with just $800 a month and bills to pay
• Chris angrily responds, "I don't need to tell you my financial situation."

(05:15)

• Clyde says there is no way Chris will have a successful family and that Julie will divorce him if he can't save money
• Chris is "working on controlling compulsive spending."
• Chris claims he will have "money tucked away" before starting a family

(06:00)

• Chris is proud he has "about a hundred bucks tucked away right now."
• Clyde says that a hundred dollars will last Chris a week. Chris says, "shows what you know."

(06:30)

• Clyde asks Chris how much he thinks it would cost to feed two adults for a week
• Chris claims it will cost "somewhere between 20 and 50" LOL 20 BUX CHRIS HAHA MAYBE ON RAMEN

(07:00)

• Clyde indulges Chris' idiocy and says let's take $30 as an example and do a little math... with bills, Chris is still an idiot who will never have enough money.
• Chris insists on speaking for Julie and says she doesn't have to answer Clyde

(08:00)

• Chris says that by keeping his $100 in savings and by "tucking away" $100 a month, he will save enough money
• Chris says he will "save up some more" after he runs out, blowing Clyde's mind
• Chris says it "might run into the thousands" to raise a family for a year.

(08:30)

• Clyde points out the obvious: that the moron who thinks he can save $100 a month will likely save no more than $1000 each year.
• Chris says "if I have to, I can and will get a job." LOL SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY FRAUD
• Clyde says he has looked at Chris' "files," asking why Chris thinks he got an F on his Cwcville Mall CADD project.

(09:00)

• Chris says he actually got an "A+," it took him "weeks to months" and a "lot of thought" into that "great grand shopping mall"
• Clyde says, "you got an F in the comics." Chris says he failed projects in the past.

(09:30)

• Clyde asks why Chris feels the need to villainize a teacher who fairly gave him an F, and Chris smoothly replies, "cause he talked down to me, and made me feel inferior." LOL YOU ARE CHRIS
• Clyde says Chris was too dumb to even create in 3D, and Chris insists, "I do use the Z plane."

(10:30)

• Clyde asks if Chris even bothered to try to get a job with his CADD degree
• Chris claims he has, and that "it's a bit on the shortage right now."
• Chris claims he has gone in for interviews for jobs. Clyde asks, "what companies," and after a long pause, Chris says he is under so much stress he has a headache and he can't think of any names.

(11:30)

• Clyde says Chris is clearly lying and tells Julie that Chris can't even name a single company he's interviewed with
• Julie trolls by saying Chris can support her
• Julie says Chris can do anything
• Chris says he understands that America is in a bad economic situation right now. Hahaha.

(12:00)

• Clyde reminds Chris that Chris has said "I don't listen to the bad news" and Chris says that he hears the news when he is "trapped with my father in the car."

The chat abruptly ends.

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