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According to [[Cole]], Barbara and Bob left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]].<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> | According to [[Cole]], Barbara and Bob left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]].<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> | ||
Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]], [[White knight emails|White Knight E-mails]]</ref> | Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]], [[White knight emails|White Knight E-mails]]</ref> This behavior extends to Bob to some degree as well, as she spends most of the [[Matthew Noble call]] denying that Bob was yelling at anyone. | ||
Barbara was Chris's date to his [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|prom]]. | Barbara was Chris's date to his [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|prom]]. | ||
Revision as of 20:22, 5 May 2011
| “ | I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up! | ” |
| Barbara, during a prank call. | ||
| Chandler Family | |
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| Barbara Chandler | |
| Birth name | Barbara Anne Weston |
| Nicknames | Snorlax |
| D.O.B. | 1 October 1941 |
| Gender | Female |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Marriage | Ron Coleman Yeatts |
| Issue | Cole Smithey |
| Occupation | Office Worker (Ret.) |
Barbara Anne Weston Chandler[1] (born 1 October 1941[2]) is the wife of Bob Chandler, ex-wife of Ran Coleman Yeatts and terrible mother of Christian Weston Chandler and Cole Smithey. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year 2000 Award Chris created for her.[3]
Appearance
As recently as 2007 Barbara was reasonably slim,[4] but, along with Chris, has gained a lot of weight in recent years. Due to her massive size, she is "affectionately" referred to as "Snorlax" by trolls. Barb's size is likely one of the reasons she sleeps a lot[5] and usually skips church.[6]
Biography
She was born Barbara Anne Weston in 1941 in Charlotte County.[7]
Smithey and Yeatts
Barbara grew up and raised Chris's older half-brother Cole Smithey in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.[8]
Barbara gave birth to Cole in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara lied to Cole about his father's identity. She insisted that Cole's father was Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she claimed to be married, but records show that she actually married one Ran Coleman Yeatts in 1961. To further fuel Cole's later rage, Ran Yeatts visited them as a "friend" when Cole was a child.
During Cole's childhood, Barbara abused Cole along with her then-partner Jerry.[9] Then came Bob, who made Cole rage even harder with his mean-spirited Republicanism. Based on experiences with all these men, Cole thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."[10]
Barbara visited Cole only once in twenty-seven years.[9]
Marriage with Bob
Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night in 1979. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.[11] Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.[12] According to Chris, Barbara did the pursuing: "She chased him down the hall." They married in 1980.[11]
According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.[13]
During a portion of the time Chris spent attending junior high and high school in Midlothian, Virginia, Bob and Barbara lived separately. Until Chris finished the eighth grade, a space of roughly three years, Bob lived in Midlothian with Chris while Barbara remained in Ruckersville to look after 14 Branchland Court. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement.[14]
Instead of accepting that their marriage isn't what it used to be, that they have different goals for their son in life and move on like any other healthy human being, she is either too lazy, poor, and/or unwilling to explain to Chris the intricacies of a divorce and its effect on a family dynamic, thereby putting herself in the inescapable rut she is in today.
In early 2009, she threatened suicide after finding out that Chris was stealing from her. Whether or not she'd actually follow through, or if she just made the claim to get Chris's ass in gear, is unknown.
Pampering of Chris
| “ | Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her. | ” |
| Chris, describing his Oedipus complex[15] | ||
According to Cole, Barbara and Bob left Chris alone every day for years with the abusive babysitter.[16]
Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.[17] This behavior extends to Bob to some degree as well, as she spends most of the Matthew Noble call denying that Bob was yelling at anyone.
Barbara was Chris's date to his prom.
On at least two occasions, Barbara visited The GAMe PLACe attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake. In the fall of 2007, after a photo of Chris taken at the store wound up on the Internet, she interrogated Daniel Mimms as to the origins of the picture and threatened legal action. The next summer, after Chris was kicked out of the store for good, she returned to try and argue his case with Michael Snyder, but to no avail.
She is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll get arrested and go to prison. Given some of the violent state of some of his videos and Chris's track record, she's probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a pedophile, as she thought it possible that he may have fallen for a To Catch A Predator-esque sting operation during the Julie fiasco.[18] She even seems to suspect that Megan Schroeder, one of the few women Chris has known who wasn't out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years.
While having a special needs child is a major stressor in any marriage, rather than getting genetic counseling and family therapy to cope with raising an autistic child, Chris's parents have gone the old-fashioned route of expecting little to nothing of their son and treating him as an imbecile, with a modern "victim complex" spin, his entire life. This would have been understandable in the days before psychology — like when Bob was growing up — but nowadays it's known that even those afflicted with Down's syndrome can lead healthy and fulfilling independent lives if they receive supportive parenting and appropriate professional help.
Recent health problems
In October 2009, Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was a foodborne illness.[19] Barbara was diagnosed with colitis, a gastrointestinal disease characterized by inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.
Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, fans of Sonichu have created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.[20] Chris himself denied his mom has AIDS.[19]
A recent field agent report revealed that Barbara has lost significant weight as a consequence of her colitis.[citation needed] Nonetheless, the epithet "Snorlax" has been grandfathered (grandmothered?) and remains the preferred way to refer to the formerly rotund woman.
Hoarding tendencies
Though all three inhabitants of 14 Branchland Court likely share responsibility for the mounds of stuff that clutter their home, Chris points to his mother as the primary packrat of the household. In one of his chats with Jackie, he recounts an incident where his mother literally buried the family's otherwise functional PC behind a mound of new possessions acquired from a Goodwill thrift store.
Appearances
Comics
Barbara made a brief appearance in "Classic Sonichu Strips" in Sonichu #0.
Audio
- c. 1998: Barbara requests a song on KCWC.
- Private Skype chat with Sarah May.
- 4 February 2009: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's room.[21]
- 17 February 2009: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now."[22]
- March 2009: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde calls after the date with Emily.
- November 2009: Toward the end of the Kacey and Liquid Call, Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"
- 10 August 2010: Matthew Noble call: In her longest audio contact to date, Barbara claims that Megan "lied" to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of The GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.
- 25 September 2010: Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV: At the end of the video, she can be heard saying "hello" to Chris[23].
- SHUT UP!!!: Barb yells over the phone.
Video
Barbara has only appeared once briefly on video to date, in the Christian Weston Chandler Interview.
Gallery
Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
"Talk, you little idiot!"
Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.[24]
From her 55th birthday.
Nothing says the 80's like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Barb with Aunt Corrina, Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.
The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Poor Barb, Chris put Sonichu on HER birthday cake.
It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.
Sauces
- ↑ E-mail to Blanca
- ↑ http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html
- ↑ A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13
- ↑ File:Bob 80th.jpg
- ↑ BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7
- ↑ Church Audio
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 6 March 2007 e-mail from Cole to Chris, page 1
- ↑ 6 March 2007 e-mail from Cole to Chris, page 2
- ↑ 11.0 11.1 Mumble 3.5
- ↑ 24 July 2007 E-mail #1 from Cole to Chris
- ↑ IRC (27 December 2008)
- ↑ Mailbag 32
- ↑ Mumble 10
- ↑ 6 March 2007 e-mail from Cole to Chris, page 3
- ↑ Sonichu Girls, White Knight E-mails
- ↑ Mumble 10
- ↑ 19.0 19.1 9 October 2009
- ↑ "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website
- ↑ Mumble 2
- ↑ BlueSpike PSN Chat 2
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 16
- ↑ DVD, note 2
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