In Kacey Call 3, recorded a few hours after the previous phone call, a devastated Kacey confronts Ian about impersonating her boyfriend Chris over the phone.
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Chris: Hello?
Kacey: [in tears] I can't believe you did that! What is wrong with you?! I mean, you didn't- you could have just told me something, you didn't even have to make him look so bad, just- w-what the hell?!
Chris: Kacey, I'm sorry, I was trying to spare your feelings.
Kacey: No! No, you weren't, why didn't you just tell me from the start?! I mean... I mean, what happens if he did something to me, or- what happens if you did something to me, you wanted me to come to your house! And... what, what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn't know?!
Chris: ...was trying to ease you into it, I'm sorry.
Kacey: That's not easing someone into it! Just what were you gonna do, rape me?! What were you going to do?!
Chris: No, no, no. I, I was, I was going to show you the true face of the real man.
Kacey: [incoherent] ...man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too! Just... [sobs] I don't know, it's just, I mean... how could you? You're just as bad as him.
Chris: Ugh... I know, I understand, I'm sorry.
Kacey: No, no you're not, cause you would have told me this shit, and, and... ugh, I mean you had so, so many chances, you're just... it's fucking me, you were playing with me. You were playing with my heart, I mean what, so you could get laid out of it? So you could be... not a virgin anymore?
Chris: No...no, no, no... I was trying to, uh... I was trying to earn... I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh...
Kacey: How, how is that being my friend?! How is that being my friend? Tricking me? I mean, you...were...pretending to be the same person youre trying to save me from! I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean, what were unique qualities that you have shown me now? [sighs]
Chris: I can't say off the top of my head, but I would do my best to make up for what I have done...
Kacey: [cutting over] No, no, of course you can't! You know what? Exactly, this is exactly... you can't, you can't do any of the things he did for me. You can't play the guitar, you don't have a job, you aren't in school! I mean, how did you even... [breaking down] I can't believe you fooled me, I can't believe that I did that, because you know even if he tricked me? I at least tried to stay true to him, and look what you did to me! Now not only that, you've made me a cheater.
Chris: [sighs] Yeah...I hear you...
Kacey: You're nothing... like... him. How am I just supposed to... I mean, you can't even say anything, and look what you did! Look what you did!
Chris: I am looking at what I did. I'm looking, that I have done a lot of damage.
Kacey: I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that, just like, "Oh, look, I make Sonichu!" I mean, I just... like, you know what, do you even know what's right or wrong? Because even if what he did was wrong, he was at least there for me. And, and... I just don't fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting? What were you expecting me to do, go "Oh, okay?!"
Chris: No, no, I wasn't, I was not expecting anything. I mean, like you know, you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville Virginia 22968 and he was like... [incoherent]
Kacey: So that, so you could be a fat impostor too? So that makes it right, so that... [Chris: Yeah...] It does?! It does?! Did you just say "yes" to me?
Chris: No, no, no no no...I, I'm not even, I-I [stutters] ...okay, yeah. He was flaunting the address around, along with all the fake documents, the fake driver's license. If he has successfully fooled anyway into actually going to the home address, they would have found the real me anyway then realize that he was a troll...
Kacey: Doesn't matter, you've already put that info on the internet obviously, cause I went to your pages, and I went to the ED thing, and I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it, but does that mean I had to be caught up in the middle? You could have told me. You...could...have...told me.
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