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I just don't know what to say now.... I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me. And I can't decide what's worse, the image in general, or the fact you intentionally drew it AND gave it to the webmaster for that site that you hate so much. Not only have you poured gas on the fire by doing that,(adding obscenity to the already horrific site) but you have also embarrassed and humuliated me, and degraded and demeaned me whether you realize it or not. I mean I'm not that kind of girl, and you know that. So why? And you also lied to me about it. Between that and my recent heartbreak how am I to trust another man again? Simply put: I can no longer trust anyone now. You have very much hurt me on an emotional level. And when I get hurt emotionally it'll take a physical toll. As in no appetite, feeling tired and sick, no sleep. So I am unsure what to do about this. I can't say I really think of you the same anymore, I'm sorry to say. I will continue to give the remaining items for the zune and that will be all the contact you have with me unless I decide otherwise. I hope you understand. So we'll let time decide how I feel about this current situation. Until then please d on't come up to me anymore unless it's to give you what I owe which seems kind of awkward now. I know how it feels to be alone but, I can't keep throwing away my pride little by little just to keep you satisfied, you know what I mean? There has to be an "enough is enough" at some point. And I cannot continue to disgrace myself by forgiving things that I never find forgivable in the first place. That's all I can think to say right now I'm sorry, we'll just see ~Megan}} | I just don't know what to say now.... I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me. And I can't decide what's worse, the image in general, or the fact you intentionally drew it AND gave it to the webmaster for that site that you hate so much. Not only have you poured gas on the fire by doing that,(adding obscenity to the already horrific site) but you have also embarrassed and humuliated me, and degraded and demeaned me whether you realize it or not. I mean I'm not that kind of girl, and you know that. So why? And you also lied to me about it. Between that and my recent heartbreak how am I to trust another man again? Simply put: I can no longer trust anyone now. You have very much hurt me on an emotional level. And when I get hurt emotionally it'll take a physical toll. As in no appetite, feeling tired and sick, no sleep. So I am unsure what to do about this. I can't say I really think of you the same anymore, I'm sorry to say. I will continue to give the remaining items for the zune and that will be all the contact you have with me unless I decide otherwise. I hope you understand. So we'll let time decide how I feel about this current situation. Until then please d on't come up to me anymore unless it's to give you what I owe which seems kind of awkward now. I know how it feels to be alone but, I can't keep throwing away my pride little by little just to keep you satisfied, you know what I mean? There has to be an "enough is enough" at some point. And I cannot continue to disgrace myself by forgiving things that I never find forgivable in the first place. That's all I can think to say right now I'm sorry, we'll just see ~Megan}} | ||
==Epilogue== | ==Epilogue== | ||
Revision as of 03:15, 16 January 2010
| “ | Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten. | ” |
| Christian, Story of My Current Days | ||
Megan Schroeder (born 23 July 1986) was a friend, and maybe even what could be considered a true friend, of Christian Weston Chandler's, who appeared in the scene in 2005 and cut off contact with Chris around 2008.
Megan in Real Life
| “ | During the late summer months, I picked up and started the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and John Schroeder. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007. | ” |
| Christian, Yep, I'm on TV :) | ||
Megan is a typical truly boyfriend-free girl; asexual even, with a few eccentricities that Chris was more than happy to copy and fulfill, namely her fondness for My Little Pony, Sailor Moon, and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on eBay herself.
Megan and Chris first met during the summer of 2005 at the GAMe PLACe over a game of Yu-Gi-Oh!. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they're both NEETs], idling their twenties away playing games marketed to pre-teens. It only took a few games of cards and a handful of emails before Chris saw Megan as his sweetheart. This was probably perpetuated by the fact that Megan used him as means to buy stuff off of Ebay.
| “ | Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks! | ” |
| Megan, Megan Emails | ||
Through the end of 2005 and into 2006, Chris would hang all over Megan, writing her into his comic, trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, and kiss her, and other creepy actions. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who wanted nothing more than her personal space away from our hero. Even more so, she only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue hounding Megan. When Megan attempted to use reverse psychology on Chris, deciding to say that she had a boyfriend, it didn't deter Chris from his ultimate goal of china.
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From: pearl3 Hello! Yes I did watch the musical and John and I agreed we officially hate that bad-guy, we think he's kinda queer. I thought the ending was the best part. I like how Eternal Sailormoon came out. We should try and find the fourth season that includes my favorite villains the Amazoness Quartet. I heard they sing a lot with Chibiusa. I love the first season of the anime. It's got that old mono sound quality to it. I like anime that sounds vintage. But of course the american version re-did all the music... Thank you again for such nice gifts! I wasn't expecting that! Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance kissing on me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being indepentant. So you see what I mean? It's certainly nothing personal towards you. I'm just a girl who doesn't care about loving guys. That doesn't mean I can't be friends with them though. Well since I bought models and been working on them I think the glue has made me ill, so in case I don't feel well enough to go on the computer I'll go ahead and say I hope you have a Merry Christmas and the holidays go well for you. |
And that was only the beginning...
Megan Saga
Sailor Megtune
- Main article: Sailor Megtune
Megan is a bit of an amateur cartoonist herself, and that caught Chris's fancy early in the game.
| “ | Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on my comics. | ” |
| Christian, Megan Emails | ||
In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the now consistent diary-keeping that Sonichu had become, Megan (later retconned as Meg-chan) quickly made her first appearance as Sailor Megtune in Sonichu 5 along with Megagi La Skunk, her own Lesbian furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "Sailor Soldiers" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (Chris knew Megagi?) and thwart the evil Jerkops trying to ruin Chris' Love Quest with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to blast off again. Her influence on Sonichu is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more animu style with Sonichu 5, most notably in his character's eyes.
Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their email conversations; Chris critiques some of her story ideas, and runs plotline for Sonichu 6 by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, Sonichu 5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon it's release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character snuggling up with Chris AND offering fan service to the audience. Chris failed at understanding her anger, but did retcon a couple pages to tone them down.
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Christian- I haven't been checking my email until recently, and I just want to say that your behavior has irritated me for the last time. First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be. When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is sexual harrassment to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings. The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so. Remember, I have the right to decide who can come near me. Also I can't say I like how you used my photo in your video and on the cover of your comic book. I want them removed from the internet immediately. Since I'm not a myspace member I can't view what you post. If there are any photos of me on your blog I want them removed. And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being a character in your comics. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and Animal Crossing. That kind of behavior really freaks me out. With all that said, we're down to two options: A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk. -or- B: Never see me again I'm sorry it's come down to this but I've told you repeatedly in a nice way to stop, but you've never listened. I hope you will finally take what I just said into serious consideration, and know now that if try your advances again I won't be very nice about it. Please listen to me next time ~Megan[2] |
Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown
- Main article: Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown
In June 2007, Megan went to Kentucky, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he STILL believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering about the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes that laid within, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win the PSP and the trip and use that to win her heart. tl;dr, Chris lost, Adam Stackhouse won, Megan didn't give a shit. Even when Chris began whining about how everyone "cheated", especially Adam, but he "didn't", she didn't care. It soon got to the point where Megan would finally blow up at Chris for his childish and selfish acts. Despite being hurt, Chris continued to harass Megan.
Rule 34
- Main article: ShecameforCWC.JPG
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In November, Chris would discover his Encyclopedia Dramatica page and begin his one-man war against the garbage, and in the process, uploaded a number of Rule 34 artwork, one of which was a picture of him fingering a girl with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that this was his imaginary sister Crystal, but Chris was quick to furiously correct them that this was indeed Megan. By 12 March 2008, Megan discovered the picture and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempts to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn as the edits are quickly returned, or even worse, piled up on as he attempts to include a version of the same Rule 34 that just obscures the face.
During this time, Chris attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan in this fiasco, initially thinking that she didn't know what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it so he wouldn't rape her and that trying to assert that what she was going through just BEING in the picture and learning what he could have done was NOTHING compared to Chris's trolling attacks. In the end, Megan finally broke off all contact with Chris, broken from her experiences and traumatized by his actions.[3][4]
The End of Megan
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From: Megan Schroeder I just don't know what to say now.... I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me. And I can't decide what's worse, the image in general, or the fact you intentionally drew it AND gave it to the webmaster for that site that you hate so much. Not only have you poured gas on the fire by doing that,(adding obscenity to the already horrific site) but you have also embarrassed and humuliated me, and degraded and demeaned me whether you realize it or not. I mean I'm not that kind of girl, and you know that. So why? And you also lied to me about it. Between that and my recent heartbreak how am I to trust another man again? Simply put: I can no longer trust anyone now. You have very much hurt me on an emotional level. And when I get hurt emotionally it'll take a physical toll. As in no appetite, feeling tired and sick, no sleep. So I am unsure what to do about this. I can't say I really think of you the same anymore, I'm sorry to say. I will continue to give the remaining items for the zune and that will be all the contact you have with me unless I decide otherwise. I hope you understand. So we'll let time decide how I feel about this current situation. Until then please d on't come up to me anymore unless it's to give you what I owe which seems kind of awkward now. I know how it feels to be alone but, I can't keep throwing away my pride little by little just to keep you satisfied, you know what I mean? There has to be an "enough is enough" at some point. And I cannot continue to disgrace myself by forgiving things that I never find forgivable in the first place. That's all I can think to say right now I'm sorry, we'll just see ~Megan |
Epilogue
| Yet, one can't stay on such sweet passionate feelings without a few speed bumps in the road of life. Even though I didn't mean to give the impression that I was being forceful; for heaven's sake I wouldn't ever dare to force her to do anything she didn't want to, but she reminds me times that she isn't ready for Love beyond Friendship. I have no feelings against her wish, and I respect her decisions and feelings. Oh, but even though she Doesn't Say it, or return it, I Love Her, and no matter what, those feelings wills stand strong as time itself. And Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. I Won't Hang Up on what can develop into the True Thing, because I don't just Think, I know that I Love Her. My Love for her is So Pure and true, that not even Every One Love Song can spell it out as well as I am writing it now.
Every once in a while, I take a look into my Mirror Mirror of life, check the things I've seen and heard of. I've seen the Jet City Women, and frankly I'm not thrilled. I can't help but feel sorry for them; True Love is Priceless and rarely street-found. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is fun to watch, because it's so stupid, it's funny, as well as some of the Non-Anime programs on Adult Swim; lucky there's a Family Guy. I'm happy that I am no longer in the Heart-Shattered, Tired Soul Times; I was often so depressed, I could have been a Sofa King. So many stupid Ways I Wanted; I don't have to care too much about those paths now, but back then, sometimes I Couldn't Sleep so bad, I could have Bounced Off the Ceiling. Reflecting on those past Things Makes Me Go Hmm... I always come to the conclusion that my future is solid now that my Me Plus One has a gelatinous conclusion. The Answer is the girl in the uniform that I've grown to Love. While I do have deep scarlet desires for the eventual Party For Two en La Cocina en La Casa de Casa-No-Duh (basically the Kitchen in my House), I am in no rush for a kiss on Rainbow Road; I can wait for the longest time; except when it comes to my stomach or bladder or course. I am capable of showing her a good time with a nice dinner for two at a nice restaurant, taking her to a movie or even a moonlit (or sunlit) rendezvous at the park; most whatever her heart desires. As long as I am Together With Her, especially in all of the neutral social locations, I am happy. The first time I see her smiling face on any day, it's like seeing the Morning Moon, shining with radiance. The only thing that keeps us limited to once a week is our respective Signals in the Sky. Each time I leave her, I hope Iÿve left her with a smile and a warm feeling in her heart, as I do. It's In My Impressions, as well as what happens that day. No one can come close to her, because to me she is The Most Beautiful, and Caring Girl in the World. Good Night, Good Morrow, for now I walk from the End of our time together; I will always look forward to our next Staff Party For Two. Is the Love between us truly a Destiny or a Warp-Pipe Dream; Our Sailor Stars will guide us. In the meantime, I can enjoy the two of us E-Mailing to Each-Other's Hearts.[5] |
| Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, 2007 after the PaRappa the Rapper contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my heart. It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid- September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.[6] |
Chris just can't let go of her
Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in July 2009, first in the CWC "Boyfriend" video, and then in the subsequent update.
| “ | Megan WHY??? | ” |
| I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | ||
Chris also reposted the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.
On 12 August 2009, he dedicated the song "Sneakernight" by Vanessa Hudgens in one of his KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special videos. In it he also said that he "had her 'I love you' before I got kicked out".
Megan today
The current whereabouts of Megan are unknown. Like so many gal-pals, so humiliated was she by Chris's behavior towards her she has now completely disappeared. Chris claims during his date with Emily that Megan moved out of state. Friends of hers have stated that she is sort of traumatised by the whole thing and doesn't wish to go near that shit ever again. Who can blame her?
Rumors about, however, that Megan still checks in on Chris's failure every once in a while.[citation needed]
Gallery
Art By Megan
Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the Wedding Comic.
"Ace of Clubs"; Megan's original design for Patti-chan, until Chris stole the design.
Art Of Megan
KINDA OF A GOKU-GET-EM ATTITUDE. :)
THAT IS NOT CRYSTAL
Miscellaneous
See also
- ShecameforCWC.JPG - the infamous picture that could have only come from the depths of Chris's imagination.
- Megan E-mails
- Sailor Megtune
Sauces
- ↑ Megan Emails
- ↑ Megan Emails
- ↑ Chris-chan#Megan Saga
- ↑ List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008
- ↑ Story of My Current Days
- ↑ Chris's update on ED about Megan, 12 November 2007
- ↑ http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php#a
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