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Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.
1 [[September 2009]]
 
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*Kim talked to Chris about exercising more often.
*Chris says that a doctor gave him Cholesterol medication, thinking about stopping to take it to prove that he's healthy. Kacey says that's a bad idea.
*Kacey asks how long Chris has been on the medication, he says it's been "Months to a year"
*Chris claims that he works out a lot and does not eat high cholesterol food anymore, Kacey calls him on the bullshit. Chris claims that he mostly eats veggies.
*Kacey and Chris argue about how healthy Burger King is. Chris is being passive as fuck.
*Chris says that the house is too messy to keep food in so he goes out to eat, and starts whining about having to move stuff around the house.
*Chris says that he has three refrigerators in his house to put food into.
*Kacey is being condescending as fuck to chris, asking if he knows what a "life expectancy" is.
*Kacey describing to chris how to do a push-up or something, it's boring as fuck to listen to.
*Kim suggested to Chris to get a sports bra for jogging, I guess this is where the idea formed. Kacey says this is a bad idea.
*chris and kacey talk about bra sizes for a while.
*Chris was going to talk to social security about getting a job and a house off the government, and his dad wouldn't let him go alone.
*Chris thanks Kacey and Kim for giving him info about getting a job and more money from SS.
*Chris just recently learned what financial aid is, from back when he went to college. Says he can't remember much from that time because he was still recovering from his "stressful high school graduation."
*Chris mentions looking up age of consent, Kacey flips shit and starts bitching out chris for even looking up the age of consent in the first place.
*Chris says he looked up age of consent a few years back when he first started his sweetheart search. Kacey says that means he wanted to have sex with someone 16 or older, and that it is "pedophilia." I am unsure if Kacey is just fucking with Chris or if she actually doesn't know what "consent" means.
*Chris says the lowest age he would date would be 21 at this point (age 27). Kacey says that 6 years difference is too much for a relationship.
*Kacey: "Most people wait until they're married to have sex!" Chris stress sighs.
*Chris thinks this is a good time to talk about having sex with a blowup doll.
*Chris starts screaming about being a virgin and started yelling "OWWWW OWWWW".
*Kacey tells Chris to join a single's group. (Is this why he started going to couple's relationship classes?)
*Chris tells Kacey to become a born again virgin because he saw it on King of the Hill.
*Chris, regarding bluespike and other troll relationships: "I have learned from my mistakes."
*Chris is trying to hint at Kacey that he masturbates while thinking about her.
*Kacey says he has to go after hearing this.


*Kacey is still shocked that Chris is on Lipitor, Chris says the food group he eats the most is vegetables
*Today Chris totally ate a salad and chicken sandwich from Burger King, and drank like 5 glasses of water
*The Chandlers have three refrigerators. Chris whines about the house being a mess.
*Bob does most of the home cooking (soup and stew); Chris wants Kacey to call Bob
*Chris says he'll go jogging with Kacey, but tries to back out when she says they'll be jogging five whole miles
*Chris needs to buy a sports bra because his manboobs bounce
*Chris's XL size shirt looks pretty tight on him, Kacey suggests maybe he needs to wear XXXL size
*Chris is pretty uncomfortable acknowledging that he is a fat fuck who needs to wear a bra to hold his fat tits
*Chris definitely felt like more of an adult when he turned 21
*Chris thinks "age of consent" = "you are an adult"
*Kacey is creeped out that Chris was looking up the age of consent
*Chris would definitely not date an 18 year old, the youngest he would date is 21
*Chris was never considering dating a 16 year old, he swears to God!
*Third date = sex, Chris learned from TV. He definitely does not think of Kacey like that though.
*Chris has waited a "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time" for sex. "It hurts".
*Chris has masturbated so much that he "can't even feel that much of a rush from it"
*Chris tard rages after Kacey misunderstands something he says about being a virgin, "I AM VIRGIN AHHHHH"
*Chris randomly admits that he used to confuse Michael Jordon with Michael Jackson
*Lately Chris has been able to enjoy masturbation because he had a girl to fantasize with in his head
*Chris implies that he has been jerking off to Kacey


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Revision as of 05:09, 3 March 2011

1 September 2009

  • Kacey is still shocked that Chris is on Lipitor, Chris says the food group he eats the most is vegetables
  • Today Chris totally ate a salad and chicken sandwich from Burger King, and drank like 5 glasses of water
  • The Chandlers have three refrigerators. Chris whines about the house being a mess.
  • Bob does most of the home cooking (soup and stew); Chris wants Kacey to call Bob
  • Chris says he'll go jogging with Kacey, but tries to back out when she says they'll be jogging five whole miles
  • Chris needs to buy a sports bra because his manboobs bounce
  • Chris's XL size shirt looks pretty tight on him, Kacey suggests maybe he needs to wear XXXL size
  • Chris is pretty uncomfortable acknowledging that he is a fat fuck who needs to wear a bra to hold his fat tits
  • Chris definitely felt like more of an adult when he turned 21
  • Chris thinks "age of consent" = "you are an adult"
  • Kacey is creeped out that Chris was looking up the age of consent
  • Chris would definitely not date an 18 year old, the youngest he would date is 21
  • Chris was never considering dating a 16 year old, he swears to God!
  • Third date = sex, Chris learned from TV. He definitely does not think of Kacey like that though.
  • Chris has waited a "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time" for sex. "It hurts".
  • Chris has masturbated so much that he "can't even feel that much of a rush from it"
  • Chris tard rages after Kacey misunderstands something he says about being a virgin, "I AM VIRGIN AHHHHH"
  • Chris randomly admits that he used to confuse Michael Jordon with Michael Jackson
  • Lately Chris has been able to enjoy masturbation because he had a girl to fantasize with in his head
  • Chris implies that he has been jerking off to Kacey
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