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*Lately Chris has been able to enjoy masturbation because he had a girl to fantasize with in his head
*Lately Chris has been able to enjoy masturbation because he had a girl to fantasize with in his head
*Chris implies that he has been jerking off to Kacey
*Chris implies that he has been jerking off to Kacey
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Revision as of 11:41, 3 March 2011

1 September 2009

  • Kacey is still shocked that Chris is on Lipitor, Chris says the food group he eats the most is vegetables
  • Today Chris totally ate a salad and chicken sandwich from Burger King, and drank like 5 glasses of water
  • The Chandlers have three refrigerators. Chris whines about the house being a mess.
  • Bob does most of the home cooking (soup and stew); Chris wants Kacey to call Bob
  • Chris says he'll go jogging with Kacey, but tries to back out when she says they'll be jogging five whole miles
  • Chris needs to buy a sports bra because his manboobs bounce
  • Chris's XL size shirt looks pretty tight on him, Kacey suggests maybe he needs to wear XXXL size
  • Chris is pretty uncomfortable acknowledging that he is a fat fuck who needs to wear a bra to hold his fat tits
  • Chris definitely felt like more of an adult when he turned 21
  • Chris thinks "age of consent" = "you are an adult"
  • Kacey is creeped out that Chris was looking up the age of consent
  • Chris would definitely not date an 18 year old, the youngest he would date is 21
  • Chris was never considering dating a 16 year old, he swears to God!
  • Third date = sex, Chris learned from TV. He definitely does not think of Kacey like that though.
  • Chris has waited a "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time" for sex. "It hurts".
  • Chris has masturbated so much that he "can't even feel that much of a rush from it"
  • Chris tard rages after Kacey misunderstands something he says about being a virgin, "I AM VIRGIN AHHHHH"
  • Chris randomly admits that he used to confuse Michael Jordon with Michael Jackson
  • Lately Chris has been able to enjoy masturbation because he had a girl to fantasize with in his head
  • Chris implies that he has been jerking off to Kacey
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