Kacey Call 7

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc09109 Date: 1 September 2009

• Kacey is still shocked that Chris is on Lipitor, Chris says the food group he eats the most is vegetables
• Today Chris totally ate a salad and chicken sandwich from Burger King, and drank like 5 glasses of water
• The Chandlers have three refrigerators. Chris whines about the house being a mess.
• Bob does most of the home cooking (soup and stew); Chris wants Kacey to call Bob
• Chris says he'll go jogging with Kacey, but tries to back out when she says they'll be jogging five whole miles
• Chris needs to buy a sports bra because his manboobs bounce
• Chris's XL size shirt looks pretty tight on him, Kacey suggests maybe he needs to wear XXXL size
• Chris is pretty uncomfortable acknowledging that he is a fat fuck who needs to wear a bra to hold his fat tits
• Chris was going to talk to social security about getting a job and a house, and his dad wouldn't let him go alone.
• Chris just recently learned what financial aid is. Says he can't remember much from the start of college because he was still recovering from his "stressful high school graduation."
• Chris definitely felt like more of an adult when he turned 21
• Chris thinks "age of consent" = "you are an adult"
• Kacey is creeped out that Chris was looking up the age of consent
• Chris would definitely not date an 18 year old, the youngest he would date is 21 (at the age 27). Kacey says that 6 years difference is too much for a relationship.
• Chris was never considering dating a 16 year old, he swears to God! Kacey says that if he wanted to have sex with someone 16 years old, that it is "pedophilia."
• Third date = sex, Chris learned from TV. He definitely does not think of Kacey like that though.
• Chris has waited a "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time" for sex. "It hurts".
• Chris has masturbated so much that he "can't even feel that much of a rush from it"
• Chris tard rages after Kacey misunderstands something he says about being a virgin, "I AM VIRGIN AHHHHH"
• Chris thinks this is a good time to talk about having sex with a blowup doll.
• Kacey tells Chris to join a single's group.
• Chris tells Kacey to become a born again virgin because he saw it on King of the Hill.
• Chris, regarding bluespike and other troll relationships: "I have learned from my mistakes."
• Chris randomly admits that he used to confuse Michael Jordon with Michael Jackson
• Lately Chris has been able to enjoy masturbation because he had a girl to fantasize with in his head
• Chris implies that he has been jerking off to Kacey

External links

• mp3 of phonecall

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