BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5

The third of the BlueSpike PSN chats involving Chris.

Summary

• Chris wants to know if Julie saw Nick and Norah, which is basically a romantic comedy
• Plot summary
• He wants that to be their first movie together
• He reads the description off of the box
• Audio fades out , returns
• They 'yes' and 'indeed' back and forth like Mr.Burns (really, you two are cute)
• Homer impersonation,Marge impersonation,Maggie impersonation
• Uncle Ruckus is Julie's favorite impersonation, so Chris does the impersonation/song
• Chris thinks blacks are okay
• He does not want to date a black woman,he's old fashioned. He doesn't like Chinese people
• He likes Japanese people (does 'asian' voice)
• 'Chinese voice' Look it me, I'm Chinese x2
• Julie asks which voice it was supposed to be, Chinese or Japanese, Chris says they both speak like that and it didn't matter
• Julie is mad that Bob doesn't like Molavia, Chris says it's because he can't find it on a map
• Bob has been to Europ, Korea during the Korean war in the Signa Core as a technician
• Julie wants a Jewish impersonation
• Chris imitates Mort from Family Guy

Julie: I just realized that Korea isn't in Europe

Chris: ...well it's in that west coast area there, wait, east. I get left and right mixed up.

• Korea is in Asia
• Julie wants to know why Bob is sour, Chris says he is old
• Bob starts more arguments than flies in a garbage dump
• Bob can be pleasant
• Bob was looking for a powercord for a CD player
• Bob worked at GE, has designs in Cleveland Riveroma
• Chris hopes the river is wide enough
• Julie wants to know about Indians (Native or Indian?), from India
• Julie wants an impersonation
• Chris doesn't know what to do (Chris, Hapu from the Simpsons, DUH)
• Chris is part Native American, is part english and French, Anne Boleyn
• He's looking for the lost link between Daniel Weston and Mary Boleyn's children
• Chris removes the medallion due to Julie's request
• Chris can't wait to see Julie's image
• Julie sent some photos with her letter
• Chris thinks his mom is caring and openminded
• Chris says she can get very angry, like a momma bear, she's part redneck.
• She comes from a redneck line
• Barb has many siblings, Bob has half siblings
• Chris knows Barbs family more than Bobs
• Barb was at a pub with friends, Bob was singing (this is how they met) 'She chased him down the hall' they got married in 1980
• Julie wants to talk to Barb
• Chris goes to ask Barb to talk to Julie
• Barb is sleeping
• Barb is like a bear when awakened
• Julie wants to talk to Bob, Chris tries to go get Bob

Chris: Hey Pop, how are you feeling?

Bob: Fine.

Chris: Want to come up stairs for a bit?

Bob: What for?

Chris: Julie wants to talk to you.

Bob: [inaudible]

Chris: She told me it isn't on the map for political reasons.

Bob: [inaudible]

Chris: Oh it is?

Bob: ...World War 1.....World War 2 but they call it the USSR. [He talks about WW2 history, battles, soviet countries incorporated into russia, sounding AWESOME.]

Chris: [bored] Yeah.

Julie: Chris, I don't think I can handle talking to your father anymore.

[Bob goes on about history. I think he has a map he's pointing to. Audio is fuzzy.]

Julie: [hysterical] I'm tired of him doubting my country. I'M TIRED OF IT!

Bob: [still talking]

Julie: [upset] Tell me when you're done talking because I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Bob: [personal account]

• Julie RAGE QUITS. Troll is angry, claims gold was to be had. Chris had drug his PSEye to his dad. Julie is pissed off. Julie is chill. Julie gets scolded by trolls.

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