The second of the BlueSpike PSN chats involving Chris.
Summary
Chris doesn't really want to see his dying relative, though Julie tells him he should. Chris asks his mom and his mom tells him he doesn't need to. Julie asks Chris to ask Barb if she can talk to him. Chris asks while Julie attempts to summon Snorlax. Barb tells Chris to screw off, and Julie's summon fails. Chris tells Julie that the comics are going good, saying it's a classroom scene with a Ms. Jackaras (who is actually Sarah Jackson). Julie asks Chris why he ruined Optimus Prime's good name by having him hit her in the spring break issue. Chris asserts that nobody could tell that it's Optimus, and Julie "sobs." Julie asks if Chris will put her in Episode 19, and Chris says that he will put her as one of the students (she seems to have been written out and replace by Ivy). Chris begins reading Episode 19 to BlueSpike, because its unintelligible over PSN.
Incomplete transcript
Only done til 10:04, to be finished.
B = Bluespike, C = Chris, M = Barb
B: Oh, what did she say?
C: Uh, I think I'm not going up, she's got the [???] tonight.
B: Then you need to go tonight and give her a hug, you said you would, there's no... saying no to this, you need to give her a hug. I will not... allow you to not give her a hug, you need to show her how much you love her.
C: [???] still afraid I'm not sure what a hospital(?) is.
B: *agitated* So ask your mother, it's important, you have to.
C: Yeah, I'll talk to my mom about it, but I doubt that... that I would be able to get there soon, but hey, my mom said that she's gonna go visit my aunt and uncle tom tomorrow and she's gonna come back to [???] to come back here, pick me up, then we're going to red oak to see her in the uhhh, funeral home.
B: *sigh* Chris, this is someone's life, I don't think you're taking this very seriously. Your aunt is about to die, you're not taking this seriously, I don't think you're telling the truth about your aunt.
C: I am serious
B: Do you really want Aunt Korilla or... sorry
C: No, no, I'm serious
B: You don't, you don't have an aunt?
C: I don't have an entourage!
B: No, NO, AN AUNT! Well, what's her name again? I keep forgetting it...
C: My aunt Korina.
B: Thank you, aunt Korina. I've, this... *sigh*, like, why haven't you ever, why haven't you ever told me about your aunt Korina before then?
C: I guess it hadn't come up in conversation before.
B: *sigh*
C: What? Believe me, I'm telling you the truth.
B: That's very hard to believe, Chris. I don't like liars.
C: I'm not lying to you, I promise, I swear.
B: I know, it's just hard to believe...
C: I know it's hard to believe, but it's the truth.
B: I, I have my doubts.
C: Uh, hang on, I'll talk to my mom... You can uh, you can listen in.
B: Ok.
C: Oh hey mom
M: Yeah
C: Hey mom be sure to ??? to go on Friday so I can give her a last hug?
M: Christian...
B: *laugh*
M: She won't even know you're there. [???] She knows you love her.
C: Yeah but at least I was able to give her my, give her my last "I love you" when I called her the other day.
M: That's right, that call was fine.
C: Yeah. Alright mom, I'll talk to you later. [static] Did you get that Julie?
B: Yeah, can you ask your mom if I can talk to her? 'Cause I've wanted to talk to her for a while.
C: Oh... I'm not sure if she's in the mood, but...
B: C'mon, just ask, please?
C: I'll ask her
B: Ask her if I can talk to her, please, for me?
[static]
B: yousmell(?) summons snorlax.
C: Whoops, I dropped the [???]. I'm not going to come out way over there mom. I was just talking to my friend Julie on the PSN Network she wants to, uh, say hello to you.
M: I'm not able to talk to her right now.
C: Are you emotional?
M: *annoyed* I am not able to talk to anybody right now, would you leave the room? (snorlax farting?)
C: See ya later.
B: Summon failed!
C: Uhhhh... yeah, she just um... she's all broken up right now.
B: That's ok, I understand. Maybe another time.
C: Yeah, another time. She's like uh, [???] or after the funeral somewhere around that time.
B: Yeah.
C: Maybe (baby?) I got a couple more pages done.
B: Did you color them?
C: Basically, uh I just... I got a couple pages done today in the comic
B: Did you color them?
C: Uh, no. I gotta draw the that's just more like one half pages but it's just the the teacher of the class.
B: Oh, what is it?
C: Her name is uh... I didn't really give her a first name but I called her Ms. Jackaras
B: Ah.
C: Now, you see, [???] confidentially, it's actually sarah jackson if you recall
B: Ah.
C: Yeah, I don't want to [???] cause she died back in october, she had an autistic sister.
B: Oh, and can I ask you something?
C: Yeah
B: Fucking comic [???] the spring break issue? Why... Why did one of the girl gal-pals, whoever they were, I'm sorry, I forget, why did they get killed by optimus prime?
C: no, no... that wasn't, that was, that happened to Sarah Jackson, yeah she got hit by a truck.
B: But why did you have to but isn't that punishing optimus prime good name by making optimus prime that killed her?
C: No, it's not necessarily recognizable or something...
B: But you said it was optimus prime, I think, didn't you?
C: I never have quote that way, I can look up that page in my number 8 book
B: Well I... it looks enough like optimus prime to know who it is. Most people would think it's optimus prime and I thought it was.
C: I just meant it as a parody, but I never, I never drew in the full autobot symbol, just the basic outline.
B: *sigh*
C: And, you know, that could be any truck.
B: But not many trucks have a paint scheme such as Optimus Prime, that's why he's like a unique character, that's how you can see him in a crowd 'cause of his unique paint job. It's alright, it's alright if it's optimus prime, I just wanna know, please?
C: Yeah, I'm reading in the book here, and I never said that it was optimus prime. It's just... It's just a truck the hit her while she was driving
B: *sigh* alright.
C: Yeah. [silence] [???]
B: Sorry, I coughed a bit.
C: Sorry, it sounded like you sobbed a bit
B: yeah, sort of. I just, I feel bad for what happened to her. Let's just move on.
C: Yeah, let's move on. By the way, for your information, the uh [???] is a troll, yeah, that was blanca weiss.
B: Oh.
C: If you recall.
B: But I thought Blanca was real?
C: Well I thought she was too, but then someone with so much information got me good, and it turned out she was a troll.
B: Oh. That's no good.
C: Anyway, she said that her favorite movie was Troll2, so I drew that out and wrote trolls with a backwards 2[??? not sure on this entire sentence]
B: So Chris, is there anything you want to talk about?
C: Hmm, well, basically, I'll let you in on the... hang on a second, something messed up... *sigh of relief*... hmm, anyway, I guess I could show you the uh drawing I did in the pages I drew today. I can give you a look at those.
B: OK.
C: Go ahead and look at them. But mostly dialogue from the feature I did- put- did them on those-the 2 pages.
B: Hey chris, can I ask you a quick question first?
C: Yeah.
B: Do you think I could be in this comic as your true sweetheart?
C: Ehh, eventually yeah. I mean I- uh- actually might reveal that at the end of this one.
B: Oh, cool.
C: But uh- you know- in the meantime introduce you as a student in this class. Would ya like that?
B: Sure, ok. *microphone double-feeds*
C: Buh-- y'see that first drawn there? thats on eh- page 4.
B: Ah ok
C: This ones on page 6... so like i said, im ah like ah- eh- like half done. Mostly dialogue.
B: Yeah, ok.
BlueSpike tries to talk but Chris rudely interrupts.
C: You should hear about how [???] 6th page which im considering making optional scenes, maybe deleted, but I'll letcha have a look.
B: Could you read it to me? Cause I just see text bubbles.
C: Yes... so- Meanwhile, at Sonichu and Rosechu's house,
B: Oh god.
C: Hes doing laundry in the garage. Couple LEGO go-karts... In real life I actually have created LEGO sonuichu and rosechu figures... With some model magic and some super glue and *emphasis* REAL lego peices that go with the Go-Karts. Anyways, sonichu enters the garage and says: "Rosie!", staring lonely at her, and LOOK AT THIS!.
B: Oh goodness!
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