Kacey Call 7

1 September 2009

Kacey is still shocked that Chris is on Lipitor, Chris says the food group he eats the most is vegetables
Today Chris totally ate a salad and chicken sandwich from Burger King, and drank like 5 glasses of water
The Chandlers have three refrigerators. Chris whines about the house being a mess.
Bob does most of the home cooking (soup and stew); Chris wants Kacey to call Bob
Chris says he'll go jogging with Kacey, but tries to back out when she says they'll be jogging five whole miles
Chris needs to buy a sports bra because his manboobs bounce
Chris's XL size shirt looks pretty tight on him, Kacey suggests maybe he needs to wear XXXL size
Chris is pretty uncomfortable acknowledging that he is a fat fuck who needs to wear a bra to hold his fat tits
Chris definitely felt like more of an adult when he turned 21
Chris thinks "age of consent" = "you are an adult"
Kacey is creeped out that Chris was looking up the age of consent
Chris would definitely not date an 18 year old, the youngest he would date is 21
Chris was never considering dating a 16 year old, he swears to God!
Third date = sex, Chris learned from TV. He definitely does not think of Kacey like that though.
Chris has waited a "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time" for sex. "It hurts".
Chris has masturbated so much that he "can't even feel that much of a rush from it"
Chris tard rages after Kacey misunderstands something he says about being a virgin, "I AM VIRGIN AHHHHH"
Chris randomly admits that he used to confuse Michael Jordon with Michael Jackson
Lately Chris has been able to enjoy masturbation because he had a girl to fantasize with in his head
Chris implies that he has been jerking off to Kacey

Chats and calls

v • d • e Classic Chris era

IRC	2008: Oct 16 • Oct 24 • Oct 26 • Nov 26 • Dec 13 • Dec 15 • Dec 17 • Dec 18 • Dec 22 • Dec 27 • Dec 28 • Dec 31 2009: Jan 2 • Jan 3 • Jan 4 • Jan 20 • Jan 21 • Jul 23

PandaHalo	Skype Sex Logs

Vivian Gee / Clyde Cash	Vivitheg's AIM chat • Hooker incident call

BlueSpike	PSN Chats: 1 • 2 • 3 (3.5 • 3.7) • 4 Skype Logs: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 Other: CWC Cums for a Cat • Bob Walks In • Bob Walks In Aftermath • Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel • Julie Reveals Herself

Mumble	1 • 2 • 3 (3.5) • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 (9.5) • 10 • 11 • 12

Sarah May	Sarah May Skype Logs

Alec Benson Leary	Alec calls (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9) • "Matthew Noble" call

Vanessa AIM chats	1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9

Liquid Saga	SHOWDOWN • Kacey calls (1 • 1.5 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 • 14 • 15 • 16 • 17 • 18 • 19 • 20 • 21 • 22 • 23 • 24) • Father Call • Kacey and Liquid Call • The End For Real

Jack Thaddeus calls	1 • 2 • 3

Jackie	1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • Lars Call

Other	Andrew Simmons chat • Car Pranks • Maggie Thomas call • Prank calls • Sydney Contacts

Interviews	Guru Larry • Christian Weston Chandler Interview

v • d • e Dark Ages era

Facebook	July 25, 2014 Leaks

Chats without Chris	Rocky Shoemaker call

v • d • e Renaissance era

Catherine / Colin	Catherine: Date with Catherine Colin: Colin Chat 1 • Colin Chat 2

Other	Marvin DMs • Misc texts

Interviews	Arthur Spatchcock Interviews‎‎ • BraveryJerk Interviews

Chats without Chris	2014 jail calls

v • d • e Transcendental Awakening / Rise-N-Fall eras

Idea Guys	Misc Idea Guy chats • Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat • The Bad Beginning • Cryzel Torture

Guard Dogs	Null DMs • The Captain DMs

Watchmen	Watchmen Chats (Anaxis DMs • AquaDiamond8 DMs • Kyle DMs • MKR DMs • Naught DMs • Spunky DMs • WCT DMs)

Ben Saint	Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan • Ben Saint DMs

2020 Discord leaks	April '20 • May '20 • July '20 • Aug '20 • September '20 • undated

Bella	Bella chats • Incest Call • Incest Texts

Fiona	Fiona DMs • Fiona Facetime Videos

Other	100MegaMeh DMs • Bible Enabler DMs • Bryanfrogboy Chats • Cedric Eff DMs‎‎ • Cirrusfire DMs • Copitz DMs • Desiree Delightful DMs • Dillin Thomas DMs • Fan visits • Geno Samuel DMs • Helena DMs‎ • Justin DMs • Kai DMs • KwaiiSandbag calls • Larry Vaughn DMs • Midnight Moonflower DMs • Opuscon789 DMs • Sockness DMs • Sonichu Mania Livestream • Teen Troon Squad chats • Tings Tingz DMs • Tlaw DMs • Toffee Rosechu DMs

Discord	Arbitarch CWC Alliance • Chess Group 15 • Children of Kefentse • cwc frens • CWCville • Golden Church of Sonichu • Kaiyosh's server‎‎ • Midnight's Nightlings and Starettes • Official CWCki Server • Rowdy Fuckers Cop Killers' ENDLESS WAR • Sonic World DX Lounge • Sonichu Mania Plus Server • The group • The Knights of CWC • The Place

Interviews	Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight • CopperCab • Copitz • Count Dankula • Discord Q&A (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 (call) • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 (audio) • 10 • 11) • Internet Dream Lounge (1 • 2) • Jackson Dalton • Pappy Van Poodle Interview • Q&A with Kiwi Farms • Sachumo • The Create Unknown

Chats without Chris	Aly Hirschberg DMs • Anaxis-Naught DMs • Bella and Fiona chats • Chess Club Chats • Chris Chan Conservation Collective • Copitz's Server • Helena-WCT DMs • Incest Leak Interview • The Sons of the Miscreants

v • d • e Silent Years era

Central Virginia Regional Jail	Jail Communications

Chats without Chris	March 2023 Praetor Interview

v • d • e Second Coming era

Miscellaneous chats	Helena DMs • Lolcow Live DM • Ren Ryghts DMs

Discord	Catboy Ranch

Interviews	The Chris Chan Interview

Kacey Call 7

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