28 August 2009
Highlights
- Chris begins the call by asking Kacey if she has an STD (!)
- Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, Chris is jealous
- Chris likes Sudoku
- Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues
- Kacey asks Chris about things she found on the ED page
- Chris totally doesn't drink cum anymore
- Chris totally doesn't shit himself anymore
- Chris totally isn't gullible anymore
- Chris lies the last time he shat himself was THREE YEARS AGO
- Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking video game accounts
- Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games
- Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened"
- Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills
- Chris doesn't know why he got a CADD degree, "I feel more comfortable with drawing da comics than with da buildings and da computers"
- Chris is sending printed-out Sonichu comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse; thinks they will hire him because he's "very popular"
- Mary Lee Walsh caused all of his problems
- Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry
- Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term"
- Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction, Chris says it's parody
- Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, eventually he says okay to shut her up
- Kacey tells him not to wear his medallion to the job interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't
- Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.
Transcript
Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hi! It's Kacey!
Chris: Hey Kacey! How are you?
Kacey: I'm good. Um, how are you? Um, are you doing better?
Chris: Yeah, I'm feeling better, thank you. I was waiting for you to call me.
Kacey: Well, you just said around 11 to 11:30, so I gave you a few extra, you know, minutes just in case.
Chris: I see. Yeah, I know, that's cool. I appreciate that. But it's like, you know. Yeah, I mean- I mean no hurry, but I mean, like, you know. I was waiting for the pleasure of talking to you.
Kacey: Oh, uh, thank you.
Chris: Yeah, so uh, okay, let me go and get and my main questions I had written down in my little notebook out of the way. Um...
Kacey: Oh, you have questions? Yeah, go ahead and ask them.
Chris: Yeah. Okay, this is an important one. You don't have any STD's, do you?
Kacey: Chris, why would you ask me that?! Of course I don't!
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